A non-traditional “mentada de madre” y aunque usted no lo crea³

³~. Zeppelin goes here :
https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /sheinbaum-presenta-asesores-para-aplicar-el-fracking-no-tradicional-sin-dañar-el-ecosistema de la embajada de México en London Town.

Musical Guest:

Mick and The Rolling 🛘 Roaches 🪳

¡Hostias con vos, gilipollas! — Ewe see what y’all make me do!

 

This is a song about los Amigos de Marcelo Ebrard en Francia, y tú mamá también.

Josefa González-Blanco Ortiz-Mena during an official event as Ambassador to the United Kingdom. Photo: Instagram @embamex_gbr

 

En fin volks, let Volkswagens be Beetles, right now Öüï is going to catch-up with Claudia Sheinbaum in Spain, not sure if the president’s is going to arrive through La Puerta de Alcalá or Carabanche !!! Nada, dice doña Claudia que’lla arribará por el Josep Tarradellas — El Prat 🛬… “pos’ ni’que fuera el papa!” pointed the Mexican presidenta, haciéndose Pendeja with the Powerpoint presentation about “the good” fracking.

Give Em# some Quarter and Ketch-up. Now if you are wondering why that good looking chap who coincidentally, looks a lot like a young MANUEL BARTLETT DÍAZ, is part of this B-grade Telenovela, well that’s on account of the friendship that a relative of CARLOS SALINAS de GORTARI and former ambassador to Queen Elizabeth II has with the Brazilian ex-wife of Jimmy Page, that’s why ; that’s why the LED is out.

 

En contexto for the un-initiated, the lines that are currently being written on this most non-consequential blog were intended to be (16 years ago) a TV Novelas-style reading companion to  the Mexican political biographies, 1884-1934 of Roderic Ai Camp.

I’ve been there before, any 🦉 hoot … I asked for José Feliciano and Emilie Munera smacked a RED NOSE on Rodolphe for the middle of April in Paris, un-fucking-belivable.

 

As time went on, the six-year project began to take different qualities such as those worthy of a B- movie 🎥 documentary look of what was supposed to be rendered with the advantage of a rear-view-mirror review of the 2012 Mexican Election, which coincidentally lined up with the U.S. and French presidential elections, but then, well then the Mexican Political Biographies 1935-2009 began to sabotage every aspect of both my professional and personal life, but that’s another *churro.

Un churro de la biblioteca Lumière… formally at Beaubourg (Paris-Centre).

Meanwhile at the b.p.i. at Lumière, things are looking bleek, toilettes are for the most part broke and the interwebs are infected by a “new world” virus, but what really irk’s Mí, though, it’s that there is no Roderic Ai Camp in/on the catalog, so Öüï’s gonna have to break into “La Casa de México” en Cité Universitaire del 14emè… it’s the only way to find out who Josefa González-Blanco Ortiz-Mena is, and why Claudia’s predecessor from El PRIcambrico 🦖 gave her a foreign post in la bendita, “4ª Transformación” de López Obrador, who?

Me fui—a comer birria con el pozolero de Botzaris

El pozolero de Botzaris y un barbero³ de Sevilla están tomando cerveza en un antro del inframundo de Los Amigos de Jean-Luc Mélenchon en la Maison de l’Amérique latine en París, Francia, carcajadas contagiosas de hilaridad hilada siguen cuando regresemos luego de una birria 🍺 sin pozole.

³~. Un barbero en México no necesariamente usa una guayabera como uniforme, tampoco le arregla los bigotes a los bobos gentrificadores de Coyoacán y a lo mejor hasta de los bosques de Dinamarca o FINlandia.

Polacos en Polanco, Marie Skłodowska-Curie anda de vacaciones.

 

³~. Lo que si está establecido en México, y en toda la música del mundo es de que un barbero en México siempre de los siempres, incluso en domingo… está a un lado de un o una pinche polítika. Over at Mar-a-Lago these oxígen thiefs are referred to on the pages of every Webster’s dictionary as SYCOPHANTS.

Ah, hominy, ah, hominy—yes, indeed, it’s fun time

Sure Shot 💉 Because Ewe Can’t, Ewe won’t, and Jew don’t stop.

Los Hijos de Hogan… Feels So Good 😊 CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE

Sabotage : Tribute to Paul’s Boutique.

Lo único verdadero en esta vida son las margaritas y la lucha libre.

CHICANO STUDIES 101 : LA GENTRIFICACIÓN De Lucía Méndez en Isola 2000… $i Las Cosas que Valen La Pena Se Hicieran Fácilmente 🍇 …

France will recognise Palestinian state, Macron says, according to Katty Kay News on the Tupac Hotline… Whatz Ya Phone #

Today’s CATCH of The They is brought to Ewe by Sharks on La Seine, Pedro Pascal and “the materialistas postizos” de La Samaritaine en tiempos de 🇵🇸 hambre.

In local carrots, France recognized The State of Palestine as a legitimate “Lucha Libre State” and not a fake-ass caricature of a steroid bottle on Coke®️ such as the U.S. department of education under the WWF administration.

Tribute to Primus…

And now, not to be outdone by The Simpson’s… my name is Mud and Eye is going down to South Park where Jesus has taken on the role of Chuck Mangione. KILL THE RICH.

But first, the big fat faggot at the White House declares war on the homeless laying along the Treasury as that (suspected) child abuser goes on a golfing trip to Scotland.

The issue on the urban dwelling citizens takes front stage on the U.S. president’s mind in another attempt to distract from the time that Jefferey Epstein took the Fifth Amendment when asked if the president’s middle name initial  stood for just another one of his “johns” on his underage clientèle list.

🐸

No true Scot would talk to Trump, only the weak golf with Don JOHN T.

Currently in some federal prison, the female recruiting co-conspirator in/on the Jefferey Epstein’s child rape files is responding to the original question posed to Jefferey Epstein by a Florida prosecutor in 2010, “does the letter “J.” stand for John in your client list?”, to which Jefferey Epstein’s convicted co-conspiritor (according to sources close to Pepe the Frog in The MAGAsphere) just replied, “is that frog’s asshole waterproof?”.

Sun They the 13th, 2019 — Told you so, Brontis à la Prèfecture³

Dr. Enrique Luis Graue Wiechers, please be advised that La Ministra is not, a “producto de la SEP°” como yo. 

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-voyageur-de-gabi-hartmann -3545700

🥃 Spirits and 👻 spirits Ltd. S.A. de C.V.

°~. Secretaría de Educación Pública
POR MI RAZA HABLARÁ El PIPORRO

De antemano, señor RECTOR de la RECTORIA de John Mill Ackermann y su señora esposa (la de Ackermann, no la de su señoria) I might have been a “C” average student at la bendita SEP, but it was MY SEE and nobody elses 10 on the grading curve, Ewe C? And Évry body at the Préfecture de Paris know that that very SEA translates to 7.5, but that’s only because the History teacher was a RED COMMIE BASTERD’ who hated pochos like, Mí; lucky for me, I got an Ey! On my own at Western Technical Institute in the Year 2000, ISSY, as an intern at General Electric, I installed the update to the Y2KBUG, so believe Mí when Eye tells you, I know what I speak about.

But was the boîte 🐎 inside the confines of PENN University a garage 🪤?

³~. {and}

mister Brontis à la Prèfecture de Cité (2015)

Context follows

 

Do say Ah-l’eauAh-l’eau a la lovely Stéphanie Menou and les altérités de Cinéma Gleason en París… rue de La VerreRie, Paname Centro.

But FO’ist! “At the moo-vies”.

“Eye tell y’all, it’s sabotage!”

 

We’re gonna need more, “¡pollos, Hermanos!!!”.

 

It’s like Starship Troopers (1997), but with incompetent leadership and definitely, no boîte de couture de Jean-Paul Gauthier, in any case, Who Could Have Known, that La Luna from La Jornada de ayer, would be a Happy Moon… didn’t you get my message, tocayo Armando Tejada en 🇪🇸 Madrid² 🇪🇸, ¡come’on Bato! It was a BLUE MOON, not a happy one.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2023/01/08 /intermissionluna-sets-west-on-la-defense/

Got Wood, Holly?
And Holly responds:
Ewe got the Wrong Babylon, Hun… GO WEST.

For the record, if you are a non-reader of this blog, like Juanito Guanavacoa’s son in CANADA is, you might have wondered why Venus was riding on Mercury, and if you ask the Stylecaster below, then Definitely Maybe you’ll find out the answer but only if you don’t need a fucking Picture to draw it to y’all.

For the Record, I don’t select the Knews of the They, I only put the footnotes and references here.

²~. A place Eye has never been, do say Ah-l’eau Al-l’eau to Ana Anabitarte.
https ://stylecaster .com /what-happened-lisa-marie-presley/

Live from PARIS. It’s (just) another they for Ewe and Mí in paradise.

… and in WaWa Land, it turns out that a contractor, a graduate of thee ITT Technical Institute, with a Masters in DeVry College and a Doctorate from the University of Phoenix, —no less— was the motherfucker responsible for not PROPERLY UPDATING the Y2KBUG on the whatchamacallit SOFTWARE that runs the MotherFucking Transportation and SECURITY Administration in motherfucking NEVERLAND.

And Susana PUBEDA, what’s on SUNDAY’s Certains L’Aiment whatchamacallit show Sous Les Jupes de Gabi Hartmann…?

And Susana PUVEDA, Eye has, IT!, on good authority to relay to y’all, motherfuckers, that Gabi HArtmann is the illegitimate polyGOAT spawn of Joaquin Phoenix and… Her.

Issy, the Singularity is here, but you wouldn’t understand such event in the Horizon even if it sucked you right out of your orbit, because unlike a RAT in A CAGE, Nicholas, Ewe is nothing but a Goldfish in a jar.

Hey, Motherfuckers! It’s Saturday Knight

BALD POWER! 🥊🎾 🥁🎸it seems Mr. Goldblum, that Deer LORNE grew a pair… White jack must follow.

WynoDix

WynoDix… pronounced Öüï•no•Dis. It’s very timely, —Knot ironic— that Jack’s pila está bien apretada, Eye likes it, but isn’t anybody going to help that poor man with his drum set? He’s going to bust his back (punto y coma).

Three Souls in My Mind is on stage right now, aPriétame más… pure power, and Eye hopes that The Animals, Deer Lorde, “don’t let Mí bee misunderstood,” period.

Heard on one of them New York Minutes:

I don’t give a damn about the Poles…

2 sets later the Pole takes

Boulogne-Billancourt, by storm, and y’all know that Öüï can’t make this shit up.

https ://apnews .com /article /french-open-archive-tennis– 21fa12f9c13c9a9fcc9159dd681b0b43

And now, el reporte del tiempo from 30 Rock’s outhouse over at channel 4… “el cuatro”:

More penises are appearing on TV and in film – but why are nearly all of them prosthetic? .:. A8B59D26-8588-4E5B-86E2-1718517822F1 🍆 https :// the conversation .com/ more-penises-are-appearing-on-tv-and-in-film-but-why-are-nearly-all-of-them-prosthetic -146906

Still to come… öüï does not know, it’s Improv Knight at peacock central, and Sunday morning in Paname, which as John Lithgow knows, because he told the World on The Alix Witt show just Yesterday, that Babylon One is where Disney plus Actor, Rick Moranis, moved after realizing that Babylon Two is too close to godliness and way too far from Sin, which is why that poor mental health patient without his meds suckered punched the beloved actor in the face. Let’s make a They for CRAZY people, and Perlita, D.A.R.E. is no better time like Today.

Weekend Edition
—International—
BAT-SHIT CRAZY TRAIN intersection

Please continue with u.s., or Knot, on PAGE 6… the NSFW section of this most non–consequential blog-press live from a sexo trabajadora’s Love Shack on the shifty side of Manu Chao’s Boulogne Town.

But before we switch, IT!, over to Mongo Santamaría at the Siren Den, con una tal Lupe… the Celia Cruz NSFW version of the Latin Soul danza, sends “un besito” straight from the set of Sleepy Joe’s Café, where Ashley Parker is playing the role of an undercover F.B.I. asset at a Roadhouse in Natchez, Alabama.

Anyhow, The Boss left a note on the Vacuum Tube Console stating that, Saturday Night Live has not had a Jolt of Energy shoved down the non–viewers EYES, since the Boys From Jersey, SKID ROW, and the Brooklyn Dodgers, a.k.a. The Beastie Boys, sabotaged the chain gang… yeah Buddy, it was a long-long time ago, Nirvana was about to hit the scene. Last night’s Jacques Blanco performance was worthy of giving that lad and the rhythm section a Saint’s title: Santiago Blanche y sus cueros doblados (en Spanglish).

Page Six from Outer Insiders

Page Six from Outer Insiders WITT, Katty Kay .:. 389267BF-EAAE-48C3-8A78-3EB6EBF2B104 🏄🏽‍♂️ Time check for tele transporters and their Stow•A•Güey.

—–> Eye knew that Michael Che was going to Do, Bellflower (ROSE, Maximus) before you got out of your Apartment, Gnome…

In the Mean Time, “Take 10”, and Eye will by the next Round, Susana.

So c’mon Motherfuckers! Ketch Up!!! Get IT‽

EYE Screamers

EYE Screamers… ya’Fucking Drunk!