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Genesis 1:1… in the beginning (Under Pressure)

Political judges : legal cannibalism

Welcome to Miami, Baxter Duty stars as The Salamandra

… previously on, “Appendix rider to the entry : Cher EM!”, Duncan Bridgeman was ushering in the Second Intervention of the Year of Mexico in France (punto y coma) the year was 2013, October was the month and our borrador en proceso or, working draft if youse Anglophone, and the “utopia” that Clara is currently celebrating right now with Axolotls, was sold in France by a network of business entrepreneurs and political cannibals that would deliver “alebrijes” to La Geode… but not before Julio César on the collage below on the same day that Stephanie Menou and her chain of command at the préfecture de police at Cité would close ranks with Pablo Gleason and his little mexican cinema “d’Alterite”.

Homer was a French Clochard, period!… and Baxter Duty, you Rosbif motherfucker Ewe, Eye told your Park Avenue residence-living Cunt that i (Armando Segovia) am the Axolotl… all those years ago.

Entonces, Zoe… n’Eva in a million years darling, Ewe looks more like a Lilith, but who am Eye to judge your creators—and Malia would Knot let me lie : Homer was a French Clochard.

 

… for context we the staff strongly advice not to follow this most non-consequential blog without an understanding that each and Évry block on every post moonlights as an annotated bibliography cards of the past 15 years in France. So don’t you go linear on Mí, Zoe, on account that Öüï’s dealing with Sine and knot tangents.

Hot chili peppers in Paris-es blistering Sun

https ://www .leparisien .fr /direct-canicule /72-departements-places-en-vigilance-rouge —deja-27-c-releves-a-laube-a-paris-25-06-2026

Well, I’ve been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today’s codes?

Major T. J. “King” Kong

🎶 Sing U.S. a Song Mr. Pardo man 🎹

… and nothing, not a goddamned thing beats drinking alone on a Wednesday morning à Pont Neuf, y en La Rumorosa también.

Juniors

 

Any 🦉 hoot, “can art¹ change the world?”, who knows, “Kikito”, who knows. Leonardo di ser Piero (an illegitimate bastard son of) da Vinci could perhaps begin to answer that musing but sources close to the Pope in Rome relay that Leonardo would not be able to comment if the polymath expected to keep his source of income from the design of weapons of mass destruction and maintain his kicks going, from those necro-studies under the cover of night that don Leo did.

¹~. https ://www .theguardian .com /2017 /sep /18 /proud-to-be-mexican-meet-the-baby-whose-huge-image-gazes-over-the-border

So it goes… en ciencia y ficción.

I tell you what Francisco (kiko) Higareda, now 10 years of age, journalism sure as caca 💩 has not changed it but don’t take my word for it, ask any RENEGADO in Mexicali or along any town in that godforsaken peninsula on that Sea of Cortés, which stretches parallel southbound from Sonora to Sinaloa : it has not, objectively speaking.

No woman no Cry, Capone is an artist now, not an IDF terrorist.

[ Intermission for the benefit of our nº 1 reader in North Bergen, New Jersey, catch up nigger, catch up! Don’t miss a single comma].

Bande originale… It’s like Naked Lunch on mushrooms³

It’s All Greek to Mí:

Fair use of The Last of U.S. ; no artificial intelligence or real stupidity was harmed in the capture of this motherfucking screenshot.

³~. Or, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on Heroin.

Got weed?

 

Any 🦉 hoot, Frenchie… you are going to like the way you look ; Eye guarantees it.

You See… del mar, baby, Del Mar ⛵ one day I (armando segovia) will sail no more, —Evermore.

https ://www .economist .com /2026/03/26 /what-is-the-big-deal-with-ovid-and-artists

Öüï got the ✈️ JAZZ arriving from Montreal

And, Marjolena Portenkalten—Jazz, nevermind about the landscape to eternity, what comes next is a marshy looking Styx with two paisanos de las Mercier’s, and wouldn’t Ewe know it, A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum :

Satin Doll...

Satin Doll… 🎹 Eye is with the Duke, of Earl.

Eye was there minding Mi’s affairs trying to enjoy the view when all of a sudden Syrinx, pulls U.S. over for river travel duty, hilarity ensues when…

_ two Canadian jetliner pilots pronounce the letter R to Mme. Mercier’s right like an “elle” in the Magazine.

Over in NANTEs…hoy no hubo piano, Faster Pussycat, only a Canadian singing The Hymns of Love en La Bendita Torre Eiffel.

A través de mi persiana americana, Buenos Aires te ves : tan susceptible.

I (armando segovia) wonders if your respectable husband will laugh at this anecdotal tag on the river Seine 🫟… back at Ewe, Marjo.

Key word here, “The first time I saw bums was when I arrived in Paris”

THE LOOK-ALIKE SHOW in “Le France libre”

Cellos for peace with an ex-Exodus monster look-alike… INONDATIONS in Hilo, Hawaii, follow.

Now, Yesterday… Eye shot the Sheriff with an AFROMAN, and to They (in HAWAII), today I ROCKED your MAGA Hero.

I Buried TITUS

The Sociology is a Martial Art… and Kung Fu is disco dancing with a China man.

Pineapple goes here [🍕] and it’s just as good when the slice is cold ; irregardless Mme. MERCIER, that’s the difference between AGENCY and your husband’s BRAND.

https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2026/03/20 /etre-un-clochard-est-un-choix-de-vie-helene-mercier-arnault-epouse-de-bernard-arnault-suscite-lindignation-apres-ses-propos-sur-les-sdf

What I Got : a fucking slob in high places… Issy-Those-Are “ugly candles” on that birthday cake. This is to say, Mme. MERCIER, and I CAN ASSURE YOU that as the first Made-in-France refugee, you find “clochards” in all walks of life (including) those places where NOBODY dares to talk about Jeffrey Epstein in FRANCE… sante [ 🥂 ] Mme. Mercier, —sante!

Entonces pues, this is fucking SUBLIME… Eye ain’t got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars Issy-I-spent it all.

https ://www .politicspa .com /fetterman-breaks-again-with-dems-advances-mullin-for-dhs

And whomever is programming tonight’s fip-a-jazz, I Got Something for Your Punk Ass!

CARLOS is DEAD

Walk this way, Ranger.

🎶 In Other Words : an Eternity of Darkness for your ZIONIST 🇮🇱 ass, Chuckie.

No KIDS were harmed in the making of this blog

Since 1971… hoy no hubo Molly, Léon.

News ewes can use
by : Syphilus Berger

Histoire sans pénicilline

Let Mí guess, Carmen!.

In Paris, France, not to be outdone by the 175th anniversary of The New York Times, “Le Figaro” is pulling out the Spanish corrida on the Magallanes trip de Gael García Bernal on “My Generation,” or something like that.

MGMT

The Russians flew in to Miami BRITISH OVERSEAS AIR CORPORATION… and because the Ukraine Girls Really Knocked Russia down in that on-going war, Vladimir Putin is going to Orlando and then to Mar-a-Lago.

Control yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be hauntedControl yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be haunted

Entonces Roger Peréz… it’s like I once told Bruno at the Cité, “I don’t select the news cycles” and, I can most certainly Knot select the “Politis” of the month of December 2025 and fact check Mister Darmanin’s statement about how the préfecture de police (Cité) protects “investigative journalists”.

 

En fin, Mister Darmanin… never do-you-mind Roger Pérez “arm-in-arm” with all the other homeless sociopaths (they’re harmless), but considering that you hail from Lille, and not Paris 5éme, let Mí (motherfucker) take you down to Les Sentiers d’Anáhuac, not with that dismissive Brit, Edward Burnett Tylor, but with the CODEX de FLORENCE… en BD, o como dicen los franceses: Banda Diseñada.

(7-11-2025_CDMX) En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta)³.

 

³~. https ://asegovia3 .com/2025/11/07 / 32 : 10-jon-batiste-reinvente-avec-genie-lamericana-at-boutrebie³/

Banda Diseñada evokes from the first note, The 🐒 Monkees, of course, in case Ewe (the non-reader) forgets the filthy French Culte that Öüï’s following:

Literally, “depuis 1909” o como dicen los rosbifs de Liverpool : una, después 909 🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🛫

 

Entonces, Roger Pérez…

If you are out of Schlitz, you are Schiltz out of luck 📸… Évrybody wants to be an artist, or to rule the world except for Mí and my Monkee.

Vanity Fair…

… now then, Eye is no artist and Öüï, well Öüï could not now what it is like to try to lasso the beauty of a flower or, capture as Chagall once told Mí (motherfucker):

Fuck if I know what the colours of music is, nigga! It’s all Jazz to me.

Marcos Chagall

Big Bully Trump — John’s retribution in his Gospel’s « revelation »

 

But speaking (Roger Peréz) about ‘bullies’, SASKIA de Ville ; prima-hermana de CRUELLA de Ville, is recreating “Once Upon A Time in AMÉRICA” on a coup-d’etat.

…

Pelotero a la bola.

…

NOW, there is of course the “soft-Golpe de estado” but Roger, the Cracker Barrel® is blander, insipid! If Good Will be.

Rococo follows

Roger, out!

Literally la “ñ” no lleva tilde, the hovering glyph above its arch es « innommable »

Take This Job and Shove it, literally in Green, now tell Mí, LA-minor, what can Brown do for Ewe?

Any güey, Gustavo, bienvenido al club del lugar en donde todo la gente conoce tú nombre o, “como dicen los franceses”, Évry body knows your name, now just go ahead and consider these, meaningless words, ese, but know that you arrive in good company, heck motherfucker, IT!, could say that the best possible company of Em# all becuase you arrive with the constancia de Catherine, whom by the way I (Armando Segovia) have been trying to introduce to this most non-consequential blog for a week now, but somehow have been hitting a wall in doing so, but is it not that the way things go? Things, or in this case persons arrive when they are supposed to and so with-out nothing ad-Do, I am going to get me another beer and maybe tomorrow I will tell you how my discussion with Faisal about Luzbel went. Por el momento enjoy the sunshine en plena helada de invierno parisino porque como ya lo dije : I Need Another Beer.

Anyway, Faisal… it’s a human number, Eye guarantees IT!.

 

Before Eye leaves it would behoove you to hit the tags below under the header Schiltz, if nothing more just so your Argentinian-ass knows where Öüï’s coming from, because as they say in MAPIMÍ : sobre aviso no hay engaño, —vato.

32:10… Jon Batiste réinvente avec génie l’americana at Boutrebie³

³.~ CASVP¹ o como dicen los árabes Salami Lack Al Ickum : stay human motherfuckers.

¹~. Centre d’Action Sociale de la Ville de Paris (AURORA).

The Gall, Jeanne CherHalAl 🚬 The Gall!

🎹… go ahead cut my head-off… during la Nuit Blanche on a CARAVAN 🎶

We are all amigos, bitch… have a grec 🌯, I’ll buy  you A fucking Arab burrito.

Off-course on the menu… 🥣 Leave The Soup, take the resto-card.

“you might as well  not show your face here tomorrow”…

The Kitchen Guard after i (Armando Segovia) demanded a spoon for my bowl of soup.

Apparently, the kitchen security guard holds the guillotine at Saint Michel-de-Boutrebie, casi esquina con Le Cluny.

Like i’d said Madame Hidalgo, “stay human” or turn your security guards into Donald Trump’s I.C.E. dogs with no soul 🥣 for my bowl.

Give a prick a number as a name tag and he’ll think that he is the AMOBINABLE KITCHEN GUARD.

Internaize this Charlotte Bibring :

Don’t take it personal… but a “french taco” ain’t nothing but a Mexican burrito, and an Arab tortilla is that thing that the Libanese’s use to wrap a Shawarma. Olé 💃🏼.

En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta).