AY-Ay–Ay_ayian Elchopo había un… anyone? anyone? Perrine? Anyone

Goooooooood MOWrning BALARD!  Tune in/to BFM TV Marseille to see the match between Les Expatriés y los immigrants. For one, Les rosbifs y los americanos de Boston y Canada son « expats », expat. Kind of has a knight sound to it; as in: give this expat a horse, he’s got good credit. Whereas, the immigrant, well… tune in to BFM’er TV after a word from our sponsors.

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¡Aguas! Or as some might say East of the Thessaloniki: It’s the Sunday after Epiphany, and today is the end of Christmas and the celebration of the WAWA for Chuy’s baptism… Eye knows, because Eye is the WaWa Carrier.

ISSY, mi buen conecte Quintana/Woodstock…

SeLeiZo facíl, lo cierto es de que el intermedio musical de BFM TV en la web de seguro le pondría la piel de gallina a Wagner y su Vuelo de los ValKyRies, as in:

yo ValE que Rio
tú ValE que Ries
El/Ella/Ustedes/Aquellos—los otros y ellos por si sobrara menos, o faltara más,  ¡háganle!…

We are coming live from the Citroën Park casi esquina con Javel, o como dicen en BFM TV el Parque del Cärrito panadero allí chocando con Cloralex en Francés—ese.

BUT FO’ist!!! i am going to throw a double-play for France Info 105.5 FM (just as an exercise before Spring Training)… and Cousin Joe, go home you sonovabitch, what are you doing? Let Honcho Steele do his thing, and Claire McCaskill, wait for it, wait… you are going to like the way You look. Witt that in mind, Ali Vittali, i told you that it was going to be a Sunny Afternoon, eh!

1st Base: January 1st, 20h… Erasmus and Brexit

“That’s Mí in the [upper Left corner] and on the other side is none other than the one with the Jade Skirt, Chalchiuhtlicue, o como dice Tlaloc: goddess of running WAWA.

7th inning stretch: January 7th, 20h.. Are you fucking blind? Or do you just like to navel-gaze into your belly-button and read the fabric-bunnies that cluster there. Long-drive to Shortstop, a panel from an assortment of newspaper-persons* debated what lessons if any did the storming of Capitol Hill revealed to the French. The question that caught my deaf eyes was about populism, they pondered if populism had reached France like it has across the pond? the answer of course, “does the Pope piss in Rome, and does a Bear pray in the woods?

So… Brigitte is running a pizza shop, eh? The reasoning (to them is obvious) i shit-you-not, she’s a teacher and she dated her students. I hope, Michael Steele at msnbc, that you don’t reverse-tape my fingerprints on that bat-shit crazy accusation, i just relay the news of (check it out Cousin Joe) The They… get it? It’s what they said; i just relay… you sonovabitch.

* newspaper-men, really, but this is a SalvoShot to the LatinX Crowd to drive a point.

Mientras tanto en CEMEX LAND:

I am happy to relay a La Raza del Horizonte allí mero en la Silla de La Sultana, that through extensive Di-En-Ey güasa, that 𓂀 (se pronuncia en Inglés con el sonido estéreo de AY) figured out who that guy… that Jerry Lewis for the French on Motorcycle is, and ladies in Gemini, that tall handsome fellow cannot be Cantinflas, ni tampoco Germán Genaro Cipriano Gómez Valdés. 

Ecce homo, diría Pilates, “has nice glutes” to dance El Taconazo, y por eso Perrine, you Jean Genie you, Coluche es pariente de El Piporro… tu paisana (la perrina de Lille, Florence Cassez) can may probably could perhaps quizás peut-être , explain to your non–viewing audience why.

However, Lenchita is busy preparing una Charreada para la Premier Vecindad et les fils del Vº Patio en Technicolor… off-course.

Gad #Em it, Stefan!!! I am trying to relay to the Latin X cluster that it is ridiculous to accommodate the filles into the sentence when the Rulhes permit. C'mon, Frenchy! Ketch-up! Tsing-gao*!!!

Meanwhile back at the ranch — Año de Hidalgo

Ladies in Gemini, we kindly request that you please turn all of your sound–emitting devices to vibrate. Also, Aussie, the following is an intermission for the good peoples at the history channel on the MoreJo Show.

Witt D.A.T. in mind, we the staff don’t select La Gloria, ni El Paraíso, o el CINE de actualidad

Category: cities on fire

Category: Hell freezes over and Heaven is on Fire .:. 85200AAE-F4BC-43EC-B304-184013853FE4 🗺 BOSSSSSSSSSS 📣 Öüï is going to be KNEADING another motherfucking SCOREBOARD!!!

Still to come, if you are current on your Jaime López catalogue then you will have no problem answering a DAILY DOUBLE in the category:

https ://metro .co .uk /2019/11/11 /hong-kong-protester-shot-point-blank-range-11076558/

Cigarros a Hong Kong

As this develops, SOURCES close to Televisa Monitos relay THAT LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, the president-elect of The United States of America, Joseph “Ele*” Biden, tried to established a working communication LINE with his soon-to-be executive partner in the North TruphTA Deal but, because Mr. Biden got caught taking SELFIES with “El Plan Mérida”, don Obrador le dijo que por favor, “ahorita no”.

* Ele in place of “Erre”, in consideration for our Boricuas de Nueva Yol', who are not able to roll with the Spanish Eres.


Carta Abierta para:

— Mª Teresa Kumar
— Voto Latino
and of course:
Las Comadres de Alicia Menendez
Las Primas Fresas de Paola Ramos

Muchachas, pero que puta falta de INICIATIVA, Ingenio, ¡y por si sobrara menos! SOLERCIA, como para no usar ese librito negro de Tere en dónde —ELLA— guarda el número del canciller Ebrard… o quieren que sea YO, el “único Mando” el que vaya y le pique la chingada cola pa’que le mueva el tapete a John Mill Ackerman y no hagan enojar a “la negrita”, ya que esa Kabrona si es INDIA y no anda con chingaderas como el puto de Pence, irónicamente de INDIANA, pero es más CHUECO que La FAYUCA.

Kamala Harris, de las Indias, la más Kabrona es…
it’s right D.A.R.E. in the NAME
KA = M.A.L.A.
She’s bad, Marcelo Ebrard
y Hoy Por Ser Día de tu Santo
Move over India Maria

Move over India Maria .:. FA85962B-DE56-47AF-9D32-0749DEA767A0 🇺🇸 Yo soy de Aquí, de Allá, and from EVRY —motherfucking— Where.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/11/12 /se-reunen-personas-en-palacio-nacional-para-festejar-a-amlo– 1221 .html

NOTE to the “It’s too godDamn Early — don’t you Be Long” producers:

Los Teefies de López

Los Teefies de López meets Los Hilos de Sasha… o como dice la Senadora Pelosi en la Cámara Baja: el patio está en llamas and the WaWa is too hot to handle.

Given your inability to properly follow in Craig Melvin‘s knowledge of improvisation and foreseeing the next BEAT, Öüï thought that showing the difference between YESTERDAY’s “teefieson The Hunt, and the “good doctor” within the margins of the above P-in-P, would give you motherfuckers AT TELEMUNDO a contrast of what a fully-developed COLMILLO  looks like, D.A.T. is You’ve Got—You Know—TUNE IN— and COME TOGETHER on “La Tía TaTi” para poder comenzar a dibujar al General Tata… and if you know what La Expropiación Petrolera y El Reparto de Tierras used to SIGNIFY, then the historians at THE MORJO SHOW will know the difference between TITUS JOE, and that other ROMAN that wrote the FIRST DRAFT of the DECAY OF ROMA… y Roma, as EvryBody in Paris knows = A.M.O.R.

Moving on… phoned-in HisTory with Cousin Joe (Ph.D)

Você abusou 🎶🎶🎶

Nevermind the watch

Nevermind the Watch, that’s just STASIS on Hawaiian Standard Time watching from The Dark Side of The Moon after the event at the Horizon when Fat Man told Little Boy to shake things up at the height of The American Century. .:. 0D02412E-8673-4503-9F25-E2FF131ECC1D 🌋🦠📞

Indeed AP LeMire, in•deed. D.A.T.’s the call of Eugene doing a little Latin sound called “the bo•ssa no•va”.

Still to come, Ng Joe Lo is live at the Biden Headquarters where The Vice President is about to nominate the Vice-President… or something like D.A.T..

… Eye did tell you D.A.T. “she” was going to phone it in, but nevermind the pooch heard on Deadline with Brian Williams in the form of a ‘nat sound’, “Dock that pundit a Theys pay for driving on the job,”… with a little boy on board, off–course.

… [O]ur apologies to Professor at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Jr., for not being able to fit Jimmy Baldwin into the Breaking News section of the Deadline, but Kamala’s Tandoori Jerk just arrived to spice this motherfucker up!