Hey, Mary Poppins, that’s French for “Hey, motherfucker³”

Time-d’LAi $¢₹€€N grab à Châtelet:


Shop now…60 Years of friendship is about to go the way of DISPOSABLE HEROS.

In Paris, France, Metallica just earned another $TREAM€R for their Metal Militia Campaign flag, i was not there, but the Friends of the infamous Musée de Visites Guidée de la Préfecture de Police at the Bagagerie had a special all-access PASS* and, motherfucking Cheetos© to go with their Sorrow for Harvest.

*~. 3 rue de la Cité, casi esquina 📐 con Marie-Ange Schiltz at the CNRS.

Hit the lights and shut the door.


https ://twitter. com /SegoArma /status /s=20

Anyhow, every They in the month of May feels like Sunday, even Fridays. With that in mind, this is weekend edition and Denisa Kerschova had the day off. It turns out that after hearing the deep fake opening remarks of a certain U.S. senator from the Great State of Connect-i-cut, La Kerschovas decided all on her own to call-in her Friday edition of thee Allegretto d’aujourd’hui.

Any how, Frank Fig Lucie, I borrowed your last name, but only to cover a French obscenity on Lucie, who just so-happens to be Mary Poppins booty-call when Lilith is at The Gorge in George.


Si vous avez fermé les yeux au début de l’audience, vous n’auriez pas pu dire que nous jouions un clone de ma voix en introduisant l’audience,” said the itinerant radio host from an undisclosed location in her penthouse at La Maison de La Radio.

https ://www .politico .com /news /2023/05/17 /blumenthal-ai-deepfake-recording-senate-hearing

Chapter 3, Salmon rush only to die… pass the Sal and them biscuits, please

Violator, on the other hand is in El Monte… three time zones looking East, Le Pen Club America gala was crashed by a one-eyed Salmon, or something like that, but that has nothing to do with our on-going translation draft for submission to the good people at Le Pen Club de France on rfpp . net.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2023/05/18 /arts /salman-rushdie-pen-america

Eye tell you what mister Salmon, if Leguizamo didn’t make his way to The Natural History Museum near Cypress Hill then Agent Vazquez is loco en el coco… Insane in the brain.

It’s 1995 and Pandora box is about to be opened, at the time, Yakima,  Washington… three hours west from Spokane 🍎, next to Idaho 🥔, was more than training grounds for tank units around Pushtay point; it used to be Squaw Tit on an Indian Reservation plan… but that’s only because, “[S]ome linguists have suggested that squaw is a French corruption of an Iroquoian vulgarity for female genitalia.”

☂️… https ://azdailysun .com /state-changes-name-of-hill

In the words of Josephus, to Mika La Vag’:



Ewe throw a softball 🥎 like that at the plate and, indeed, Denisa, Eye’s gonna eat it.

¡Ok, napolitano! Tú quieres hacerte el americano …

The return of Fenster the Copy-as-he-speaks_writer:

https ://twitter .com /SegoArma /status /s=20

Ré-silience en Re-Silenzio… 🎹 📢 ♟️ 🎬

As with Évry thing French ⚜️, all that the ruler-in-Chief has to do is change the name of one racket 🏸for a motherfucking bronze paddle 🏓.

Cognac, one pussy punch at a Thyme.


Earlier on, “Thank’s 🇲🇦 for going ARMY” :

Nice job if you can get it, and Ewe can get it, if Youse All That You Can motherfucking Be, so long Ewe are very French when you do it, just like Jupiter did when he was in charge of placing the “mementos” of young-jews deported to Poland, indeed 🇲🇦, Be all the Napolitano that Ewe can Be.

What’s The Matter With Kids Today? — NOFX [whatso-fucking-ever] 🌉 Heavy Petting Zoo, (1996).

La Marine lance un cours de préparation pour aider les recrues à perdre de la graisse corporelle et à se qualifier pour servir… Oh, les Sacré Fritos de Notre Dame de fip French 🍟 and WHINE, — y’ah fat fucks.

https ://www .stripes .com /branches /navy /2023-04-21 /navy-sailors-recruits-fitness-course -9878715 .html

Rendition? That’s Greek for the Yanks and Chinese for the Frogs, them Rosbifs insist that their ancestors stopped at Caledonia and that there’s no such thing as an “Australia”, arguing that it’s all a Mel Gibson production like the one he produced about la Gran Tlaxcala.


Any how, the fries are always crispier on the crispest high-definition screen, take for instance last week’s numero uno of Le Parisien as Öüï compares apples to apples and chicks for peas:

Pomme de terre

La grande dessertion

One in three young-bloods throws in the napkin before the end of their meal course. This is a phenomenon of unprecedented proportions, [bigger than a Quarter Pounder or one of those faggety Le Royal™Deluxe] a sign of the lack of attractiveness of military chow as compared to The Melle. Pitch Award advertisement sector pretentious mignardise.

Hechos del dia ~ P. 2  y 3
N° 24463 ; vendredi 21 avril 2023

Got Ketchup?

On the next América does Benny Blanco from Belleville, Chi Chi goes to Napoli ⚽… El Niño Luc 🤔 stays in Milan but Saint-Germain-des-Prés don’t care. More Happy™Meals 🍟 at Odéon. That fucker Delacroix is all giddy with Jacob at Saint Sulpice, probably because🎷 Slick Willie’s 🎶 vibes remain at the Orthodox joint below 🧀 from that ol’Wake of the Guy who told his UN guy to just say no.

But FO’ist!

I promised you a Wall for the next Grand Mexican Gig in The Sky, for now i’m-ah—gonna-drop this PAYwall first just for bibliographical purposes and for a semi-fair sort-of use of ALL MEDIA:

https ://www .leparisien .fr /economie /emploi /un-petit-tour-et-puis-sen-vont-ces-soldats-qui-plaquent-larmee21042023

Let’s talk shop, motherfuckers, “Chop-chop, let’s go-go” you are all burning daylight and Marc Conruyt at the French Army recruiting siege of Saint-Mande [Ud., Mí Général] is about to get a re-fresher course in Guerrilla Grills and other assorted value meals out there.

For starters, the French Army (in France, of course) might very well be the largest employer of The Fifth Republic, but I bet you Serge Gainsbourg’s piano 🎹🚭  that I know which CLOWN [who coincidentally has been missing for a good LUSTRO or so] comes in second:


… and not to be outdone by César’s DAUGHTER, Juanito Leguizamo crosses The Poto’MAC, —The Pot’Omac, son! The Poto’MAC.

And starring as Florence Cassez : Cléopâtre Bordello del Rex

Did ‘ya “borrow” or « steal »… What are you, hijos of the Paris Craiglist Tourism Board? da’Phuck outta here.

Let’s re-cap, in the next segment I am going to revisit the use of the word RENDITION, from El Chuco – Texas no less, because that is where this tangent (Agence France Presse) touches MIAMI, La Calle Ocho, and of course, that place called ‘little Havana’, in the meantime I challenge each and any of you cocksuckers at La Sorbonne’s Annex to come up with the antonym of that noun, ‘rendition‘ because “rendition” in the way that ANTONIO GONZALEZ interpreted that legal concept for the U.S. in América court system is not really accurate, rendition is a close cousin of SURRENDER, and if HISTORY is going to remember the Bush Dynasty in all of it’s “verdigris” glory, then the word KIDNAP, ABDUCTION, or even CAPTURE would have perhaps been a better suit for that TEXAS HOLDEm# stunt that THE CIA pulled all over EUROPE, only to end up TORTURING people in POLAND³ until the HAGUE probably told Secretary Rumsfeld to find another place to practice what he preached.

³~. How convenient, did President BUSH (R43) use the actual concentration camps there, or only their méthodologies?

Pied Noire reject in « vert-de-Carte_gris ».

º~. https ://www .msnbc .com /morningjoe /watch /chris-cillizza-connects-sports-politics-and-the-u-s-presidency

all Δ

https ://www .stripes .com /theaters /us /2023-04-20 /guantanamo-prisoners-terrorists /US-sends-Guantanamo-detainee-to-Africa-saying-he’s-no-longer-a_threat

(1765) De l’italien patina (« vert-de-gris »), apparenté à patène et ainsi dit probablement parce que les patines (plats) antiques sont maintenant revêtues de ce sel².  

Say HELL-oh Tu MAY Little Friend!!!”
Tony Montana in Brian de Palma’s “cara rayada”.

Former Attorney General of The U.S. in América, Alberto Gonzalez, should not be able to lie in a court of law, but for, The BANANA TRIALS in the Federal Circuit Courts, and that is only because failed tyrannical refugees like Luis Posada Carriles might flee to “Little Havana”, sin embargo, Juanito Leguizamo from Queens, TAMAULIPAS is the border that American terrorists such as “Bambi” chose as their crossing point to turn into « wetbacks » but only after they are caught plotting an “anti-communist” freedom blast.


²~. Color that time or human action gives to ancient objects , statues , paintings , ivories , etc.


Here, however, shit is an object of worship. The patina is nothing but rubbish that time accumulates on buildings, objects, furniture, etc.

Salvador Dalí in,
Yes : the Paranoid-critical revolution, Vol. 1;
Denoël/Gonthier Ed. 1979, p. 76.


Cleopatra Jones meets Indiana Jones in an episode of Ancient Icke’s Aliens of The Apocalypse en la Universidad.
Catalonio Barcelonetto de Peralvillo in,
The European Tour
Tercer Milenio, Fifth French Republic; París, FRANCIA. Freelance Editions for Faggots.

²~. https ://fr .wiktionary .org /wiki /patine


Previously on Línea 3 del Universo de Los Indios Verdes, Rockdrigo González was watching the world turn around at Balderas, where Alfonso Reyes’ dad is about to go full traitor.

Una de vaqueros… and as requested by former Republican Congressman form from the Great State of Florida, Joseph Charles Scarborough, here’s the Zimmerman Letter with Turkish subtitles, you son of a bitch!


Hilarity ensues when 100 years later, an American political science Carpet-bagger named JOHN Mill Ackermann arrivés to the Sorbonne’s annex at the IHEAL (Instituto de Estudios Superiores de la América latina por sus siglos en Francés) to procelatalize the gospel of El Mesías Tropical.

Previously on The Le Pen Club at rfpp en Montreuil — M9 at † de 🐴

Avril 2023  

Saso Porcel at Pleyel.

… and BENNY Blanco from “daBronx”, if that’s even your real voice[over] Let Mí, CARLITO Brigante, tell you How, IT!, —will be. But FO’ist you and “Pachanga” are going to have to know how to get to Sesame Street, at La Salle Pleyel, where l’Opera next DOOR is going to be, as the French say, ANNULÉ! Tune in at Eight when the Head Nigger in charge explains to Bernie Sanders why the opera is gonna go the way of Hun and Ninth Street à Lyon.

Slim 🏎️ Borgudd
“Chiquitita” en rfpp .net
¿Por qué’Stan tristes hoy?

Noire… With a Ticket To Ride.

P.S. à la inverse ∴ I begin at the end of Sam Stein’s transmission in Babylon Tú, you son of a bitch! And here is Y, pronounced like them Greeks dew, not like the French eat their grec.

Any how, Benito Blanco at the Bodega, now I know why in Venezia, Los Hombres G, got in a fight with the mafia; god-damn ginny-basterd’s called David Summers, ‘il Brutto’, pero no por feo… si no más bien por Wey!!! You mean to tell me that The Ugly Mexican at the Farmer’s Joe Show on MSNBC didn’t know the roots of the Avocados 🥑 that he eats! BOLOGNA with MAYO at 6 in the morning with Ice-T, Collete! Hop on the bus and call Mí ” Blondie 🤠”… It’s all New York NOIZE!!!

AGUACATES… Agua pasa por mi casa, Kate de mi corazón. Ketchup? Secretary Kerry’s wife would not be filthy rich without Our Tomates.


All ghost* notes lead to Ring💍 Starr³… Talking ’bout—Pop Music:

Ringo Starr has long suffered the mockery of the public and musicians. Described as an “average” drummer, Starkey was in the right place at the right time and did not deserve his status as the most famous drummer at  the Préfecture de Police in Paris, France… in the planet…

Édito, pg –03– Nº 201.


Entonces, Chiquitita Velasco...

Entonces, Chiquitita Velasco… Ai’ Te va, because by the time that I got to Robespierre (M9) the Le Pen Club de France had already vacated the grounds of La Parole Errante, Juanito Guanavacoa was nowhere in sight, and Osler Amaro was en retard. So I did the only sensible thing in the meantime, Yesterday,  which off-Course was to re-establish a conversation with the ‘Alien lizard” on the wall next to the cantina y con un gato que’staba allí.


Il aura fallu près d’un demi-siècle et les louanges à répétition de (many, many great drummers et autres Stewart Copeland at THE POLICE pour qu’il soit réhabilité aux yeux de tous…

Édito, pg –03– Nº 201.

And now, the rest of that story… but FO’ist! It’s another edition of our trademark gig:


Adventures in Translation with musical guest The Tremendous Transilien Transliterations

All the fast horses… Transºliteración transcendental follows. En fin, no pasó mucho tiempo entre la opción de quedarme un rato allí en el jardín La Parole Errante o ir a ver qué estaba pasando con Méliès en su jardín just around the corner from Armand Gatti’s place.

… Still to come, A BAND of Horses and a Collection of asses.

And Jen Psaki, it’s OK to be angry, with Bernie. Go ahead, say it loud, The World is heading towards The Age of Oligarchs… BONG 13 revisited, A-Gain 🗣️📣 and A-Gain., Ask ChiChi and never mind Wesley Snipes, because the Only BLADES that Öüï dance to is The one from The Harlem salsa orchestra.

Hoy en día, no muchos en el mundo osarian (o se atreverían a) meter en cuestión Quest-ionar el rol CAPITAL de Ringo en El Son de “Cha-Cha—BOOM! » on a CAVE in Liverpool.

Édito, pg –03– Nº 201, by Sébastien Benoits.



All the fast horses.