The call is coming from la rue Èliane Jeannin-Garreau³

³~. Issy-paralelo-with : Le Pentagone

Shiny Happy Pundits dancing… the call is coming from 3-Doors down.

 

In local news, Eye scream, ah!, tu Es cream, ah!, Öüï scream 📣 Ex marks the spot. And you motherfuckers know what the tragedy of IT!³, is? It’s just like Groundhog They in the land where there are no Candelarias, which is why groundhog Phil was among the first refugees to France via Punxsutawney Punkville, Pennsylvania.

Bring the chorus in… 🎵 Well now, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mr. Earl 🐒

 

My name es personne para el personal, if anybody should ask.

Ibid. Scene One, where They go honeymooning down by The Seine.

 

It’s Elemental, Ringo, “in their world, the United States is back. In reality, it never left…”, Hopscotch en La Jornada.

Ladies in Gemini : Buddy Kane

American 🥀 Beauty and That Thing You Do.

Puras papas… ISSY-Lorène-de-Sousbielle, that “serpent-looking” stripe dividing La France is closer than it appears ; kudos for color-matching your top with Stéphanie Coleau’s blazer on the business beat.

Öüï regrets to inform our non-reader audience that the beauty of U.S. in América has been gentrified, homogenized and re-branded in order to usher-in the apéritif of next year’s main character, “The Anti-Christ” :

Behold:
Armando-la-Biblia 

The donkey has cometh.

REVELATION 6 : 4… a second term 🐎 followed, this one was FIERY REDIts rider was given the power to unilaterally and on-a-whim DECLARE WAR and make sycophants slay each other. This rider was given a BIG JET PLANE and a sword larger than him.

Wrap it up! 🎥 – 🎬 Cut. The next shoot is titled, “stop calling Mí, Satan.”

Deer, Eddie Gloude Jr. … where’s your pimp hat 🤠 nigga’?

Democracy dies in darkness…

Note to Symone Sanders:
Bitch! Why hasn’t The Weekend not dropped Elon’s Twitter handle from Alicia’s show?

Equis

Las Ratas si tienen alas 🐦‍⬛🐦🐦‍⬛

Any🦉 hoot, Alicia Mel-Sand-Steele… pasa la Rocha and chuck the woodpecker. I tell you one thing, Ewe never trust a man with a Bourbon cabinet and a brown cowboy hat.

Las Remesas del Obrador en Tiempos de Cólera. 

What says you Legault? … o como dicen los franceses: ah bon! Mais malgré le mot « bon », il n’a aucune sorte de connotation positive.

Across the Panama Canal and way beyond the Amazonia Bolivariana, CHINA just opened the biggest PERUCHO port in the Southern Theater Command of Miami Vice. On that same stage Mrs. Lula da Silva just told Elon Musk to fuck-off.

Six Sigma Lean Twin MGMT Plants.

With this in mind, Eye believe that La Jornada en México said it best when they wrote on their Rayuela that EEUU is about to “fuck around and find out” what happens when Uncle Sam closes América for los americanos and Uncle Xi pings your … ahhh shit! What’s the word Eddie Gloude Jr., what’s that fucking word that fits this STACK?

SinSeerLy speaking, Susana Poveda… like a cat from Japan

Where have you’ve gone Víctor Quintana, la Sorbonne turns it’s fickle eyes to you.

No insistas con tus chicanos y sus Nopales en la frente de a deveras… y su peyote ah-Lucy-nado.

At the movies with Suzy Pub, “Las Fuerzas Vivas” re–visited para el doctor John Mill ACKERman at the Palais de Japón casi contra esquina con la foto de Adolfo Hitler en Trocadéro.

In local news, Sabra-cadabra arrived just in time in Israel, home of the fake Opuntia cacti, the sour-ass prickly pears and of course, —the pointy 🇮🇱 pads.

Over at the GNR*, Öüï has now cleared the reason for the tremor experienced on the set of The Morjo Show this past Friday, long story Short, Mí was traveling through the universo para lelos on his way from un mundo de bobos en París, Francia.

*Greater Nazi Reich at The Poconos in Pennsylvania.

¿Ah dio’ Sol? No seas soflamera, los duendes no existen³

Breaking The News to 🌞 BOLUDO NATION:

And starring as Pelos de Huitlacoche : De Bora Harry.

Chavanieux, J. L.. Che Guevara también era africano “El Che en el Congo 1965”. 2007 ; vía: huellasdelahistoria .wixsite .com /huellas /single-post /2016/12/04 /fidel-el-che-y-africa

Ernesto “El Che” Guevara dejo de ser 🇦🇷 presumido, ¡desde que calló 🇨🇺 SANTIAGO!… moraleja, El 🩺 Che es AFRICANO, 🇦🇷 pinches 🇦🇷 italianos.

ISSY, “calló” del verbo caer callando… por Ejemplo, Vicentico (en RFPP, no en Cadillac)… no vayas a permitir que Juanito Guanabacoa te saque la sopa, esa es su especialidad de Policía judicial “exiliado” con RSA.

Avi Velshi’s Jacket is made in Argentina, ¡‘inche presumido!

Full disclaimer,
, 🇦🇷 es tricampeón de La Copa.
Si, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs are the Best Strawberry Stones in the field of spectacles in the Field or something like that.
, la ficción argentina es en realidad uruguaya 🇺🇾.


Mientras tanto en París con Susana PubEda… them Frogs send this voice, Absinthe, o algo así… la cosa es de que I don’t have the knack Susana… For your taste you needs a donkey for that.

Last Week To They, part ii: Track One re-visited… because it is not the First Time, but it’s always la même merde pero con Circos revolcados… porque aquí en Francia no hay PiRaTas puros pinches Corsarios con RSA… “Get It While You Can”.

Próximamente, EL EXILIO DE GARCÍA LUNA… EN MONTREUIL, FRANCE.

Synopsis: Genaro García Luna es declarado inocente en nueva York. Amnesty International with the COLLABORATION of MEDECINES du MONDE, and The Paris Tourism Board, wastes no time and immédiatement hook that motherfucker up with a retirement pension, room and board, and of course RSA!!!

³~. A este paso los enanitos toreros van a ser reyes de la baraja, y García Lorca va a recitar en vivo en el Cirque Houke²… Juanito Guanabacoa, en el trapèze se perfila como “Boogie el resbaloso” con dizque’ música Alternosa, o algo así, desde Su Madre Patria, FranCamenTeHablando.

²… Banlieues Blues de Montreuil-sous-parole Errada, festival originalmente inaugurado por el muy comprometido¹, André Malraux.

1~. con FRANCISCO FRANCO y su “craft”.

Ladies and gentleman, it’s been 7 hours and 15 days since SoFy Velasco established contact, but rearview communicators are sadden to relay that for the entire month of January³, SoFy felt like HER, that is you’ve got, you know, tune in your cellphone speakers on cold and listen to the reprodución in Ones and Zeros through your Radius.

³~. Also for the month of December 2022, but that doesn’t matter, what is of interest is that true to form, now that Juanito Guanabacoa fincó su pensada, la causa ya no necesita pueblo que piense sino más bien que como con Raul Velasco, el pueblo pues se divierta, siempre, eso sí, Siempre en Domingo.

In Local Meufs:

Good news for the good people of La Maub, vicinity Las Tres Puertas del Colegio de La France. La Brasserie, home of the “Wet T-shirt Contest”, at rue Lagrange, re-opened its doors recently after a winter-long hiatus, and this can only mean one thing, Vilma Fuentes will see Six-extra weeks 🦫 of sunshine 👙 at the terrace in front of where Cortázar visualizaba su “Kibbutz 🏬 del deseo” antes de dirigirse con la Mala en dirección poniente rumbo al puente de Hartes en su Marelle de La Jornada.

Need EYE tell Ewe phucks who’s at the mound, —Louise? … King Louis XV is at The Plate, the count is 64 and Five on the weekend eve of Fat Tus Theys.

Note to editors, for context on Che Guevara, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs y Vilma Fuentes, skip to tomorrow —in Miami.

From the wire.

“There is no alternative to our kibbutz. there is and will be no alternative to getting rid of 🇷🇺Russian aggression once and for all, liberating the land and the people,” 🇺🇦 Zelensky said.

🎶 C’mon Évry body 🩺 do that Congés…

 

Intermedio between l’Histoire de l’Art and L’Académie française

MANTECA!!!

PREViously on “I Saved Andy Warhol”, Elvis Presley was playing HOPSCOTCH with « La Mala » at THE DECAYING Pont des ARTS in front of THE very FRENCH ACADEMY.

I’ll Never Go Back To Georgia
https ://www .boston .com /news /national-news /2021/11/15 /santa-claus-shortage-2021/

Ho, ho, ho, biches
said Santa Claus, who just moved to France.
The jolly fucker made its way via NICARAGUA, of all places, after he claimed that he was a Cuban tourist, knot a Mariel reject.

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /france /hauts-de-france /migrants-a-calais/naufrage-de-migrants-la-france-ne-laissera-pas-la-manche-devenir-un-cimetiere-affirme-emmanuel-macron _4857765.html

Santa’s trip was not easy, first he had to convince Président Macron to live up to that big fucking shopping building à La Rue de Rivoli. “Something Persona” is just not gonna cut it no more.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /nicaragua-eliminates-visa-requirement-cubans-2021-11-23/

The answer is yes. A match box will hold my clothes.

OVER at Le Panthéon, not to be outdone by his own MOTHER outside of Le Palais de La Découverte, GORDON SULLIVAN is going to become a STATUE next to the virtual resting place of Chepina La Panadera, aka: Joséphine Baker.

“They” call themselves « les immortels », I will put that to the test… Gabriel García Márquez transmitiendo desde la Universidad de TEXAS en el Harry RANSOM Center de Austin {City Limits}, and no! FLORENCE CASSEZ, nobody is asking for money here, “ransom” in this sense does  KNOT, EYE repeats, does not equate to any pécuniaire exchange with LE ZODIACO of Cerf-panthère, or that COLLABORATOR from Le MATIN: Jacques de Lesdain

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /1806 /reader /reader .html#! preferred /0 /package /1806 /pub /1693 /page /18
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Jacques_de_Lesdain

Ecclectic fucker that he is, Mr. Sullivan, aka “STING” stole the “DOCK of A BAY” and The Police did nothing about it, THE PIGS instead framed a disgruntled woman who kept screaming G-L-O-R-I-A, the Paris Prefecture id’d the femina as Patty “bandwagon” Smith… THE PREFECT of The POLICE did not apologize for putting a Greek EYE instead of a Latin AY on Smith’s nomenclature.

For starters, full-disclosure pre-cautions, before doña Vilma Fuentes at La Jornada (quotidien) gets her calzones³ all up in a bunch, require that we mention that Öüï has never-ever_EVER_ever-been to SPAIN, therefore Eye can quote from LOS HIJOS DE RICHELIEU:

Sa présence en Espagne devient chaque jour plus naturelle

³.~ hechos de LANA [$] y HIERRO [£]

El Puente de RAYUELA en Solitude —!— File Photo of N° DCCXXXVIII ; fauteuil N°XVIII… alias: don MarioVL”, y no señor Díaz~Balart en los msnbc’s, that is not Louis Vuitton al revés, but rather N° 45 in Times New ROMAN. Louis Vuitton al “revés” en la academia de La Sorbonna Nouvelle es un SUEÑO guajiro en MA°CON°DO, period.

https ://genius .com /Elvis-presley –alla-en-el-rancho-grande -lyrics

https ://www.lemonde .fr/culture /article/2021/11/26 /patti-smith-et-sting-deux-voix-au-pantheon-pour-celebrer-les-50-ans-de-fip_ 6103776_3246 .html

Mientras tanto en México… Chocolate abuelita o, agüita de limón

Maybe there’s a guey to let the alligator play inside the bathtub
Maybe there’s a way that öüï can play inside
the bathtub too
Maybe there’s a song that you and Eye can sing along about the bathtub
But if there is it’s just a song about the THEY
that öüï were alligators too

Eye hates to say it

Eye hates to say it .::. 2E601751-63DE-4F64-AF9E-149130F55256 🎧 Coming up in the Programming, the ”Lethal Weapon 3” soundtrack in the Voice of Leo Getz; “get it?”… ok, ok, ok; Leo Gets It! Get it?

A is for Lagarto
Ben Sidran
Blue Camus (2014)
BONZAI

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Sayonara, Jaa ne, o Mata ne
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/03/29 /opinion /026a1cap (El parque japonés)

Urbanohistorias

Urbanohistorias .::. 75845A44-7BC2-4A85-80FC-AF2A928D5A73 🎼
If the night turned cold and the stars looked down
And you hug yourself on the cold cold ground
You wake the morning in a stranger’s coat…

Eye hates to say it
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/03/29 /espectaculos /a04n1esp