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… and Pasteque de la Tour La Pin* — ♫ Eye knows that Ewe ain’t wearing nothing underneat that one-button red coat

*~. Crazy, i know… sorry if i mispelled your name, you wild FOX,
.     Sin celery, RENARDO

One-on-One Benefit Concert, or how Eye Stopped Worrying About Yoko Ono and LEARNED TO LOVE THE BOMB.

In local news, to celebrate the AXE MURDERS of 1976 at the so-called “Bridge of No Return” in the vicinity of CAMP 🇰🇷 CASEY, home of JOHN LENNON’s 2ID (Second Infantry Division) indian patch, Donald John Trump gifted his “dear” leader in North 🇰🇵 Korea a plane-full of chainsaws to be used, presumably, for the 🪚 cutting 🪓 of every 🪚 poplar 🪓 tree south of Panmunjom on that godforsaken bridge.

The Signal : by Napoleon’s standard, video is the 9th Great Power. Ask the POLICE, and go get your MTV, it’s not poetic but rather pro-phetic ; it’s 1984 and “Every Breath You Take” is the n⁰ requests at Wall Street themed weddings.

 

It’s 1933 and Joseph Goebbels introduces The Beetle and delivers an accompanying speech heralding radio as the ‘eighth great power‘.

… hot off the press of the 7th “great power”, capitulation is the start of a beautiful friendship… Waterloo Sunset.

Never mind Alejandro, here comes RENARDO

 

Entonces pues, Stephenie Punditi-ti-ti-ti-ta, what’s on today’s incubator? Balloting 🗳 you say! Well if it’s Tuesday, Florida should be shot and sawed-off in-to the Gulf of America ; it’s the patriot thing to do.

Any 🦉 hoot

Él es como el mar

Ella es como la Luna

Issy, en octubre tenía que ser.

Y en las noches de Luna llena hacen el amor

Ladies in Gemini : El TACOnTENTO

Bodily fluids

It’s knot one taco, and not tú TACO, but Three Tacos in The Gulf of Hormuz³, mention the code “Pete Hegseth” and get a conmemorative bottle of Tehran Treaty Testosterone Capsules.

³~. (soon to be renamed ‘el golfo d’Iran’ in honor of the gulf of america)

Nothing You Can’t SEA that Nolan didn’t show… love and a bunch of money is ‘olEwe needs.

…

Kentucky windage 🎯

How to dé•colon•iser france musique with the memory of Raphaël Moran³

³~. Vientos, Rafita! 🌬️ vientos.

Wasted Time

Current time in CET is 18h40 and in Paris the temperature is 41°C or,
(41 °C × 9/5) + 32 = 105,8 °F… sources close to Saint-Michel in northern France relay that the so-called heat dome will relent this weekend but confirm that the frogs in uniform will fucking hate the military parade of Bastille Day next month, —as the world turns.

We last saw, but did not interact with the préfecture de police’s favorite Latin American media asset, Raphaël Moran, as Öüï was exiting “la tardeada” de France Inter Paris (fip for listeners) at les Arènes during the RADIO solstice-es celebration to usher in la Fête de la musique, the noble savage ; per Christopher Domínguez Michael’s description of la Alliance française perfect balance, (as French people call them).

Any hoot, Véronique Sanson, if only the Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination 🪴

In local news, for some strange reason the CITY of PARIS changed the hours of one of the only AIR CONDITIONED libraries in all of France, let me write that again, In-All-Of-France, during record-breaking temperatures. La Canopée in question also houses a toddler space, which is a perfect complement for to all of the JEFFERY EPSTIEN ‘au-pairs’ living the Emily in Paris dream, but that is another story ; the context here mister mayor is that, “for what shall it profit a POLITICIAN, if he shall gain the CITY of PARIS, if his constituents burn their SOLES under 40°C temperatures?”

 

The following is a Public Service Announcement:

In Local News

Attention camp, the mediateque and library at Les Halles changed thier operating hours from 14h – 18h to 10h – 14h. Sources close to the Paris Tourism Board relay that the Paris Mediation Committee dictated that FRENCH LOGIC demands that operating hours be set for the relatively cooler morning hours rather than maintaining La Canopée open when those ‘au pairs’ need it the most.

Simonne que sí Rafis, of course que oui, heck Raf—mister and mistress Bloch ⚰️ Vidal would probably listen to your advice and give their trusted sources to Stephanie 🛂 Menou à Cité, as Évry French returning journalist from ultramar must (according to the advice given that you (sir) once gave to me³).

³~. Armando Segovia

Life’s to short to read between the pages

“Count ate your tounge”

The see, you sea?

 

Daniel, Darling… Jesus never addressed any fucking “Christian”, that nigger was talking to his own people, the Jews. As a matter of faith, it was Saúl who came up with Christian Patriotism ;

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

now as a matter of Scripture, and Anan Ananias cannot let me tell a lie regarding this script, on account that JESUS, yes that silly goose, told Ananias to “go to the street called Straight, and inquire at the house of Judas HEGSETH for the one called Saul of Tarsus,” and then Jesus asked Anan to loan him FIVE BUCKS, which that nigger naver paid back, or at least not yet anyhow…

La Corrida

This is for the people sitting on The Sunny Side of La Maestranza.

 

Deer Lorde !!! That’s two gorings in less than a week. I swear someone is giving those god-damned bulls INSIDE INFORMATION on where the “diestros” are going to burst the Bubble under The Sun.

To theys Angelus : DOPE 🚪

A Band In Parts and Barefooted Nuns presents

Gas, Mass, and Ass ; Mika Brzezinski stars as Pam “Coffy” Grier. SEE MIKA BRZEZINSKI sport an afro 🪮.

 

“Fuck The Ad Man,” to borrow a quote from The Enemy of Évry ALABAMA Song on a burning cross.

L’Iran déclare le détroit d’Ormuz ouvert à la navigation ; Trump affirme que le blocus américain est toujours en vigueur.

49 min. ago : North American stocks rally and oil tumbles 10% after Iran says Strait of Hormuz is open according to the associated press, via the CANADIAN BROADCASTING COMPANY.

For The Record : What is it Good For? Ring The Wall Street Bell, the “straight” is open (again).

 

https ://www .cnbc .com /2026/04/17 /iran-war-hormuz-strait-israel-lebanon-ceasefire

https ://www .cbc .ca /markets-april-17-strait-of-hormuz

11 of U.S. dead and one French… but you better not kill the groove

“Call Mí, Jean del Jardín, Alexandra, and then Öüï might “collaborate” but du Jardin better not drag George Clooney with Audrey on stand-by.

A better headline would be : Pete is a denying bitch, which is why his final PHOTOGRAPH was in the Mussolini pose ⸸.

All You Need Is Love
witt Musical Guest :
Dead French For Trump

… in yesterday’s news : https ://www .femmeactuelle .fr /actu /appelez-moi-jean-dujardin-sinon-grosse-gaffe-dans-telematin-une-chroniqueuse-confond-audrey-lamy-avec-sa-soeur

And now… something completly different, o como dicen los franceses-es : does that hat come with gray poupon?

 

Öüï don’t need no stinking Éphémérides

Tonight on the Marjolena Kalten-Portentelephone : ?is hate fun¿ Find out at 19h, 7pm if youse in Potomac times.

Fool Moon Over Faux Voltiere

Fuckn’ kids, Ewe tells those fuckers “Come As You Are” and the little psychos take your Word for IT!, —DAT motherfucker.

… any 🦉 hoot, hoy no hubo Jazz, David Ignatius… didn’t you hear Pete Hegseth, you old fuck?… Öüï must protect our bodily fluids. Jesus Christ, Ignatius.

Dime-a-dozen

But yes Marjolaine, little ol’ i wants you. Tonight at 19h33, don’t be late… still to come : Chavela Sör Ling.

I de diciembre, MMXXV³

³~. Secretary of Defense (war) Peter Hegseth has ordered that all Arabic numbers be removed and replaced by Roman numerals in honor of the mighty mighty Mars.

War Porn and Rule 34 follows, Secretary Heghset masturbates to Franklin the R.O.T.C. turtle.

 

Note to non-readers : if the interwebs re-directed your browser inquiry to this most non-cosequential blog, please be advised that war gore will not be found on this IP ; Gore War, on the other hand will be copiously displayed, but that is only because in the summer of 86′ Gore invented the “interwebs” while listening to Brian Adams “Summer of ’69” so, Gore can display whatever “Study Act” Gore wants ; his wife (madam PMRC) however, she will not be allowed anywhere near TAFKAP’s “Darling Nikki” nor GnR’s “My Michelle”.

Eye didn’t make the rules, Öüï simply display the facts, ma’am… just the facts.

 

https ://www .dictionary .com /slang /rule-34/

Now don’t get Mí started on the whatnots of rule 63, really, don’t.