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Since 1971… hoy no hubo Molly, Léon.

News ewes can use
by : Syphilus Berger

Histoire sans pénicilline

Let Mí guess, Carmen!.

In Paris, France, not to be outdone by the 175th anniversary of The New York Times, “Le Figaro” is pulling out the Spanish corrida on the Magallanes trip de Gael García Bernal on “My Generation,” or something like that.

MGMT

The Russians flew in to Miami BRITISH OVERSEAS AIR CORPORATION… and because the Ukraine Girls Really Knocked Russia down in that on-going war, Vladimir Putin is going to Orlando and then to Mar-a-Lago.

Control yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be hauntedControl yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be haunted

Entonces Roger Peréz… it’s like I once told Bruno at the Cité, “I don’t select the news cycles” and, I can most certainly Knot select the “Politis” of the month of December 2025 and fact check Mister Darmanin’s statement about how the préfecture de police (Cité) protects “investigative journalists”.

 

En fin, Mister Darmanin… never do-you-mind Roger Pérez “arm-in-arm” with all the other homeless sociopaths (they’re harmless), but considering that you hail from Lille, and not Paris 5éme, let Mí (motherfucker) take you down to Les Sentiers d’Anáhuac, not with that dismissive Brit, Edward Burnett Tylor, but with the CODEX de FLORENCE… en BD, o como dicen los franceses: Banda Diseñada.

(7-11-2025_CDMX) En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta)³.

 

³~. https ://asegovia3 .com/2025/11/07 / 32 : 10-jon-batiste-reinvente-avec-genie-lamericana-at-boutrebie³/

Banda Diseñada evokes from the first note, The 🐒 Monkees, of course, in case Ewe (the non-reader) forgets the filthy French Culte that Öüï’s following:

Literally, “depuis 1909” o como dicen los rosbifs de Liverpool : una, después 909 🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🛫

 

And now, back to Mexican news… Las Estúpidas Calaveritas : same as it ever was³

³~. Talking Heads in “this must be the place” 💀 Uruapan del Progr.eso, Michoacán.

 

It’s true, BLACK FRIDAY started on Halloween. Viva México y sus estúpidas “calaveritas”.

In Paris, France, it’s a Hazy Shade of “The Arab Spring” of December 2010³, but in the context of the Nepalese Generation Z of September 2025. Last time around, in 2010, I (Armando Segovia) was receiving my talents and skills visa from the French Consulate situated on Santa Monica Boulevard in West L.A., por aquellos días el poeta de la revista proceso, Javier Sicilia, todavía contaba con la presencia de su hijo Juan Francisco quien como hoy se sabe—hizo enojar a unos prepotentes de lo que hoy se conoce como “el pueblo bueno” de la llamada “4ª Transformación“ de la familia López Obrador ; this time around in 2025 i find myself in France as an undocumented “étranger” in part because of bad decisions of trust on my part, but mostly because of Mexicans in France who played the role of “Molina²” through this journey which continues to develops as i fingerbang with virtual keystrokes the lines of this most non-consequential blog.

Sin comentarios.

³~. The Arab Spring (in the opinion of several interviewees whom I asked to express their feelings about Mexican manifestations in Paris between 2011-2015) detonated the anger of a collective of  Mexican associations who, to put it in French terms, were butt-hurt on account of the cancellation (Feb. 6, 2011) of The Year of Mexico in France by the Mexican government. Sources close to Barbara Carol de Obeso told me (Armando Segovia) under the promise of anonymity that the nascent manifestations of Mexicans at The Trocadéro in March of 2011 who protested against the Mexican government because of LOS FEMINICIDIOS de Ciudad Juárez, was just a guise because “Los Amigos de México en Francia” would look stupid if they manifested instead, for all of the hard work that they (the aforementioned “amigos de México”) had put in their festivals, galleries, and TACO stands for the duration of what was supposed to be a bi-national celebration that would give those motherfuckers the French credibility that they (the “friends of Mexico”)  like to show-off in their cosmopolitan elite circles in Ecatepec, or Coyoacán… por decir.

Toward the middle of the novel, the reader finds out that Molina is actually a spy planted in Valentín’s cell to befriend him and try to extract information about his organization.

²~. Amigo “Francisco”… cualquier parecido with this cut–and–paste straight out of Wikipedia is because it happens to be your mirror image, alas I could not succinctly put all of the different “Molina’s” who continue to tag along me in order to get their “provisions” from higher-ups in the food-chain of influence in both Mexico and France.

Any 🦉 hoot, if Adelita had indoor plumbing maybe she would not have died in abject poverty³

L’Adelita throughout time… strange coincidence is that in Paris, France, l’Adelita 🌮 , a Mexican restaurant, is right in front of the Mediapart paywall-room, but that is just a strange coincidence nothing else.

 

³~. In the U.S.A., no less… context on “the indoor plumbing” reference will develop shortly when Joe Scarborough is teleported back to 1st Grade in the  deep “KNEW” South.

Bunch of pussies.

https ://wikipedia .org /wiki /Adela_Velarde_Pérez

¡Que 🎬 Viva 🎥 Eisenstein!

 

Note to Julia Ioffe : this is nothing against your exceptional lineage but rather a comparative analysis triangulated with the current Mexican president’s immigrant story and Natalia Almada’s generational trajectory following her great-grand dad’s exile to the Road in Escondido in California.

A tu Salud ! Because I³ too, know a little about political vengeance² and retribution

Sources close to Florence Cassez relay that she had nothing to do with Ryan’s kidnapping.

After the break it’s a tale of “Two Brooks”

³~. Armando Segovia, perhaps the first political refugee Made-in-France and not in some “shit-hole country” of El Mundo de Le Monde. 

Some people read David Brooks as a glass half-full of shit ; but that is only because David Brooks meets people from the side of the street that falls on “the center-right”.

 

²~. Pablo Gleason’s testimony (given by him, according to Stephanie Menou’s supervisor named BRUNO) to the préfecture de police (2012—2014)…

Metric vS. Standard… ruining baseball ⚾ 4 synagogues at a time.

Raphaël Moran from Mediapart collaborated also, and in his own words when mister Moran asked me (Armando Segovia) how I got (legally) to France, mon Seigneur Moran responded like this to my answer:

… y a ti porqué te la dieron? esa visa es muy prestigiosa.

… indeed it was, Raphaël, indeed it was.

Others read David Brooks as a half-empty glass of shit ; but that is only because David Brooks meets people from “the center-left” side of the tracks.

Cambio de Tercio — La Suerte en La Balderas

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God bless the child whose got his own… 🐂

Take a look (Guru/Elam Keith)… niggers know knot how to bullfight. Take a look at yo’ ghetto. Watch’a gonna play next fip; lipstick 💄?

Baby you can drive my 🐂 car…

La faena… Carmen was a bitch.

 

Parfois puede que haya otra Alternativa…. por el momento Fip Siren todo, pero todo está valiendo verga… y por eso la corrida. En fin, Verónica you know that youse my go to quite³ ; y ni media ni corta, —extendida como pavo real.

El Maestro

 

³~. Pronounced “KITE” if you like güilas 🪁, or papalotes if youse español.

Sin sangre no hay arte… Andy Warhol was a fag… Issy-Juárez-is-here. Arriba, arriba.

 

No bull was harmed in the making of this most non-consequential blog ; nor any shit spread on Mediapart. Olé.

Music born out of slaves : la Canopée à Châtelet

Pacific S.A. 🧻 just exported Speaker Johnson’s government shutdown to Châtelet, across the streams, the MAGA Trump cult is exporting hate and disinformation to the French pixelated screens.

Slippery when wet, enter Pacific Société Anonyme, janitor services.

It’s no secret that Jazz (among other more nefarious imperial propaganda³) was The U.S. empire best export, transmitted over short-wave radio to countries who oppressed their masses under rulers like Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, and that stinky arm pits Romanian despot by the name of Nicolas (not Maduro).

And Reverend Al, youse not gonna’ guess the color of the skin of the janitors (mostly wimmin’) at le conservatoire… let’s just say that they are darker than Mel Brooks tribe.

In California, next to the actual Pacific… Governor Schwarzenegger is calling for calm and to understand the needs of “el negrero³” de Pacific S.A. janitorial services… so pena of being “terminated”.

Any 🦉 hoot, Rachel Maddow, it was a nice gesture from the good people (librarians) who posted a copy of the aforemention notice from the janitorial employees at both la médiathèque and it’s snake left-eye shape building on top of a fucking Starbucks, on every elevator, all bathrooms and of course the entrance, MGMT (those motherfuckers) however had all them notices from the unpaid janitors (all black) removed by 13h.

Sources close to Mediapart’s star reporter, Raphaël Moran, relay that the unpaid janitorial workers failed to inform the préfecture de police about their intentions to shame Pacific 🧹 S.A. for not fulfilling their end of the bargain in the employee-patron relation.

³~. A person who hires people and exploits the hired personnel and doesn’t pay them. NEGRERO, del argot que proviene del esclavismo.

For the record, la médiathèque sits on top of a motherfucking Kryspy Kream™ doughnut factory… talk about evil exports from SPRINGFIELD, U.S.A., “dough!”

Kiss… I bet you thought the previous post was about TAFKAP³

³~. The Artist Formally Known As Prince 💋 !

The best of the strings in that ensamble.

 

In local news,  Pacific S.A., a contractor at the Conservatoire and Médiathèque library under the Canopée in Châtelet, is playing second fiddle to the TRUMP shut-down in them United States in The Continent of América by not paying their employees since September.

Ewe, Mí, and The Rolling Stones make Three.

 

Sources close to Pablo Gleason in Santiago de Chile and Films d’Altérité in Paris, France, relay that Mediapart™ is sending their best reporter to Châtelet (to investigate) but first! Mister Raphaël Moran must make a stop at the préfecture de police in order to punch his HEXAGONE-approved* presse card for credit and, a book of Sodexo® restaurant tickets.

*~. People who know, know that the equivalent of The Pentagon in France is called “The Hexagon” metro stop Balard, line 8.

Andy “El Sucio” Young.

And over at The Rockefeller Center, Rachel Maddow skipped the promo-round for her latest docu-series and sent in “the help”… no pun-dit intended, Mr. Young.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /club-jazzafipclub-jazzafip /l-italie-dans-la-lorgnette

“America” the beautiful is fucked — IRS 1040 defamed

And Ari Melber… this is what you get for not taking my case when I asked you to. Now have an Irish coffee with the Wu Tang KLAN.

“Pablo Gleason es mi amigo”.

…and if your name is RAPHAËL MORAN at rfi and MEDIA PART in France : fuck you and The Préfecture de Police at Cité… now go get your PENTAGON press card to talk to the préfecture.

Page tú: New York, knew your-k. The no-fuzz system tariff free deal. Dial Trump to güin… but you better not raise the cost of life 🎶🎶

Gonna take a nap now, it’s past midnight in France now and I am out of cocaine. Good night Rachel.

The Punchline, delivered by La Campeona, Carla Bruni

No pun intended:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-une-musique-de-lutte

but a fun way to remember what a RECIPROCAL is—is  by FLIPPING 🖕 IT 👇 OVER

La Pasión de Carla… y las tangas de Raphaël Morán en « Mediapart ».

—Did you say…?

—Whore.

¡…..Öüï now returns to the conclusion of Ausente en París y La Campeona por Alfonso Reyes …………….!

Marjolena Kalten-porten Ángola, —I Love You, I miss you, and tómate está TKT 🍻 con Mí-Go.

Smells like teen spirit.

… just the facts Mediapart, and nuttin’ but the motherfucking facts:

Armando Segovia came to France inspired by some dude named Tocqueville and hoping for a bit of reciprocal courtesy from the people who claim that they had invented la “llamada” Liberté, what Armando found [instead] was Emiliano Zapata dressed like a fag and his image manipulated by Pablo Gleason y la Préfecture de Police.

Zapata in Drag — PARIS FASHION WEEK 2025.

Cosecha de un árbol de pólvora {the 🎤 punchline} :

Overcoming the general astonishment, Monsieur Machin, ever analytical, asks:

“But then, dolphin or mermaid, naiad, oceanid or demon… without skirts, would you like to tell us how, when, where you acquired such agility and grace in swimming, such athletic perfection, such extraordinary mastery of… of… of… of…

And the oceanid, candidly, cuts him off:

“C’est que… vous savez? Avant de venir ici je faisais le trottoir á Venise.

From Árbol de pólvora