Jaraneros berliners… Juanito Guanavacoa is a fucking nazi³

With musical guest:

🎼 The Black Page… So, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico… truth or dare, con arpa, jarana y jarochos en Paname… It’s all Greek to Mí and Deutsch en Español. Pauline Paccard at Issy-les-Moulineaux reports, but she has to take on the role of El Llanero Solitario, Blue Demon… y ya no seas Tonto, deja de ser Toro 🪶.


The Mothers of Invention performing their architectural dance hit, Black Page nº1 and tú:


Wir können nicht still stehen bis sie alle tot sind!

Eric Cartman

South Park; S8 Ep3


Oh, the chicanery. It’s Truth or Consequences in New Mexico.


… and Marcus Ka on The Juanito Guanavacoa greatest hits, fuck you too. Öüï is now entering into severe sobaco de guayabera conditions and Eye has not the thyme para sancochar el tufo de truffles.

CHICANERY en France… Too Much Birthday. It’s like a cult, but sponsored by Mexican politicians. En los años del CHAMIZAL these fuckers where part of El Instituto de los Mexicanos en el Extranjero, a scheme developed by the great-grandfather of Natalia Almada, and some guy named Napoleón.


https ://www .facebook .com /events /89-rue-de-lourcq-75019-paris-france /concertfandango-jarocho

En París, Francia, el festival de jaraneros está en decadencia y Juanito Belmont, como buen francés, los ignoró. Cabe destacar que RFPP comenzó su  “aquí estamos, aquí está Osler Amaro y los herederos de celebridades chilenas,” en ALEMÁN del Bueno³.

³~. For those from New Mexico just joining U.S., what? Did’ya take the wrong TO’in in 🐰 AlbuKoi-qi? Please be advised that Paris Fréquence Plurielle does not have the balls to link the Juanito Guanabacoa Show on it’s its donations page. And Eye most certainly will not re-direct your asses to his “finca” en la pensada, —or some chingada comme ça.

Ladies in Gemini: Frank Zappa.


Pero bueno, los cimientos de HAUSMANN están fijados con TRAIDORES en la base. Y por eso los letreros en piedra en cada escuela, y los hornos de Guanabacoas en la memoria.

Habrá que destacar que los familiares de luchadores sociales (aquí en París, Francia) heredan el calibre de sus antecesores… pero no el de sus ancestros llámese el nieto de Diego Rivera o, los ahijados de VIOLETA PARRA, pero su pólvora es de SALVA, como en el GAUMONT 🎥… pura pantalla igual que con los Gleason’s en La Farce.

Which is why, Dr. Martin Luther King III, you should have been a cotton picker first, so that you may know how to identify (when invited to RFPP) the nazis in Mexico. But seriously dear Reverend, your name is invoked by a little afro-mexican rhythm called the fandango, but it’s not really fandango, but Öüï likes to think that it is puro oído jarocho, o algo así.

And, Reverend Sharpton, you, off all (honorary Mexican*) niggers, should know, that by virtue of The Cotton, I am blacker than your Brooklyn-ass… just ask MARIANA X. RIVERA en Guerrero, México.

*~. Please reference the Vicente Fox incident, “ni los negros tienen lavadoras de dos patas, o algo así”.

Why, Violeta Parra’s grandson is named “Irwin” (or Erwin) is probably because Violeta PARRA was a 1980’s LOS ANGELES LAKERS fan (32).

Mexicanos en el extranjero… Los Nazis en RFPP.

De coup, Mme. Macron… never mind the “salamander”, period!

I’m tellin’ ya Dom 🎻, we have to stop meeting at Franche Musique chez de toi… I’m working, deer. But if Lula puts that little bird from your region at the 15éme de París, on one of his Cruzeiros it’s the end of América. Not to mention, Wonder Wimen’. The Universo, young lady, is not as big as Jupiter makes it out to be. I been around, IT!, At least a dozen times… Issy, Dom 🎻, Eye Still Haven’t Found Dépêche Mode.

https ://www .radiofrance .frz /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /carte-blanchea-dom-la-nena-2903658

Issy, Señora primera dama, I don’t think that the next character needs any introduction, heck just mention the code Mme Nyssen [Ministère de la culture / Actes Sud] and the pompous extravagance of La Kerschovas in rags [complete with Tatibags] appears smacked in the middle of the zebra crossroads between Lagrange and Monge at The Maub.

Working at the car* wash

Yes, HARTISTASÖüï-KNOW-dis, some they say even have the gall, The Gall, France! The gall of going full Sumo wrestler in full John Belushi regalia at LA Lucha Libre next to that fucker, The Cardinal Lemonade, next casi esquina con La Diagonal to La Sorbonne.


Anyhow, Señora Macronista⁸, as l’ancienne wife {no pun intended} of the former mono 🐵  in charge of the Ministry of Economics 🙈, Industry 🙊 and Digital Affairs 🙉 under el mapache catalán, Manuel Valls 🦝 during the Hollande 🦤 administration of México 🇲🇽 in France 🇫🇷, you really didn’t think that the spectacle of The Year of Mexico in France whole purpose involved the economic and cultural development between l’Élysée and Chapultepec³, now did you, Mme. Macron?

Courtesy of Les Publivores 🐶 🍝 🐺 y El Alternativo de La Nueva República (05/2011).

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Grab Him By The Monedero 👛…

Pink monederos… from the CREATORS of  « The Spanish Inquisition »  and “The Life of BRYAN” comes the story of  MONY KA.


And, Roger Pérezno pun intended, but I bet you a real beer that tonight or tomorrow morning, the FAG patrol at “La Bagagerie” are going to be mentioning the code, “Mony Ka” because that is what they are and that is what they do. Them fello’s parrot what their *padrino tells them to utter when I am ear-shot distance from their un_happy life, una bola de putos, en toda la extensión de la palabra, y eso no tiene nada que ver con su sexualidad.

for the record, friends don’t let Foxes drink “piss water”, anyhow.
In another Phantasy Island, Alexi Maccamond is the new host of Montalbán’s old gig, Willie GEIST method-shrinks into a French midget.

Pilot Episode:

The Plane! Ms. Rourke, the plane!


Reinheitsgebot 🍻 PROST! Alain, prost! MaddaFakka 🍻.

This segment was paid-for by PABST BLUE RIBBON.


La Munera Santanera — en pista, para Siempre en Domingo³

Fucking Australians, Ewe can never depend on those motherfuckers, reminds Mí of Messi at Dodger Stadium 🏟️…

From the makers of, “Las Más Cabronas” and “The Vagina Monologues ”, radiofrance en tsf presentan, a su Hartista ex[c]lusivo, Nacho Cano en el rol de Carmen de Bizet, en pista, Ana Torroja canta para el público de Raúl Velasco³ en « Siempre en Domingo ».

El Circo

In ancient Rome, munera were public works and entertainments provided for the benefit of the Roman people by individuals of high status and wealth.


Sept. 44 no hubo mundial, but Öüï did liberate NANCY, en la France… in ’79 La Argentina was the Champion 🏆 of El Mundo de Le Monde, just like the ol’República Federal Germans rhuled the Stadiums during them Kissinger Water Fronts. The little ringamagigit 🛎️ is El Paso, al paso, o como diría Buendía, “Lo dicho, dicho está”.

https ://en  .wikipedia .org /wiki/Munera _(colonia_Roma)

Como por ejemplo, el ya de‘por[tado]

Cotejado 🇲🇽

LoREM ipΣ… Our apologies for missing YesterTheys show with Denisa Kerschovas, but I don’t know how many times Eye has to twinkle Ewe, los párpados en Morse Code: I’ll never go back to Georgia, Savannah! No insistas.

Cotejado 🇫🇷

Hey, Sirène… I don’t need Trump’s Classified files:

My favorite dog hunts Lions and it has a Ridge on top of the backbone, but it has nothing to do with Rhodesia… and don’t call me Pitbull, dale boy

Emmanuel Macron is a fag, and here is why:

because I don’t need a fucking Croix to know where the nails go ♥️ Ciudad Juárez is Número UNO, now if you really believe what you tweet, monsieur Gas Giant, your minions would stop fucking with Me and return the Last Three Years of my CCT, —you fag, stop protecting Los Amigos corruptos de México en Francia.

Ahora En RFPP 106.3 fm

El Alternativo reloaded… A message to Arroyo Seco, Estado de México, i was a wetback before your pinche Paisano program. Juanito… ya sabía que eras Madrina, pero ahora, —¿chayotero, cabrón??? Neta que no semos 🦧 simios.

With that in mind, let’s listen to JUANITO GUANABACOA on Replay (12 de diciembre, 2021 Exposición de Transformaciones). Juanito is filling in as a Cuban Veterinarian at el I.S.S.T.E., el isste is the Social Security System for State Workers in Mexico.

Note to Emmanuel Macron, citizen of La France:

La infantilización de la infancia pobre en Uruguay”… vis a vis, Finlandia, con Mónica de Perú vis a vis la UNESCO y la Coca~Cola en Femsa OXXO (Monterrey, Nuevo León).

La infantlización de rfpp… for context Öüï need to invoke a La CEPAL and Dr. Fernando Buen Abad in Venezuela; time reference Amandititititita’s cancellation at the 2011 edition of Les Femmes s’en Mêlent.

Musical guest: Le Tambour 🧅🥣.

The following ‘enlace’ preceeds your time as Bus Lines Coordinator at Le Élysée, mister Macron, this particular amarre dates back to the first trimester of 2011, and this is what “el decano” Alejandro Poiré was saying about Vin Diesel’s rôle as Groot:

REMESAS — Elektra ate Telegraph Sam.

“Desconocía el Gobierno
‘Rápido y Furioso’:

https ://www .noroeste .com .mx /nacional /desconocia-el-gobierno-rapido-y-furioso-poire –GENO365210

Wah, wah, wah, and Eye quotes, Wah!< /p>

Chévere, {qué} chévere, {qué} chévere {qué}, chévere, {qué} chévere, {qué} chévere, and Eye quotes: Au au

Pavo azul… and Cousin Joe, please don’t get your Alfonsinas de Mar mixed up con tus Alfonsines de La Plata.

Évry body is moving to París.

Across The Potomac… HBU’s are sailing in the waves, and they just don’t care, period follows another E.R.A., so sit back, relax and let’s ask PROF at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Junior if it would be O.K. to draw the color line, one mo’again on account that RUBY’s Bridges are being detonated like that time that Kramer wanted to go to the Moon* in Texas

After the break, it’s “Los amigos de FOX sitcoms vS Los Friends del Blue Paon vernáculo de Tachira, Venezuela.

Hilarity ensues when BASEBALL SEASON is suspended and the Three Tenors, “Plácido Domingo, PAVO rôti, —and that other guy,” occupy, First, Second and Third Base! Who’s on FO’ist, Ewe asked! The MAISTRO is, off-course.

Make America Great Again… A Spike Lee Joint, —in Fréjus, France.

Opera on The Rocks of Police Academy at Chávez Ravine… Gustavo Dudamel is at The Mound. Vince Scully is at the KLOVE (Kay love) booth, and Jorge Saldaña is scalping tickets for la cabina de La Nueva República punto org


Meanwhile, at The U S Embassy in Poland…

Oh, Mika… Régression is no way to exorcise Camp David.

Brought to you by COLUMBIA 1 CENT MUSIC

Pastor, knot pene Delgado… Madame Mayor

Por nada, Mona Lisa. Sinembargo 🦾… El McDonald’s®️ en El neighborhood del HdV (donde habitaba don Jorge) sigue siendo McDo®️.

I did warn you about that “go daddy” server provider… ¿o a poco no?, doña Ana Lilia.

Eye thinks that, IT!, is feeling Japanese, Eye really Thinks So.

In Local news it’s “take me to the station” after L’Âme Des Camps, with Mick Jagger.

Barb, barb, barb.
Barbara [Ann]

But, FO’ist!!!… Ewe herd, IT!, here first:

Congratulations to Willie Geist on today’s version of the Absent Mika Show who went ahead and deciphered Yesterday’s “sneek peek” at The Maharishi Kavita Patel pastel-es-ese forum.

https ://indianexpress .com /article /explained /new-vaccines-oral-pill-omicron-variant-covid-third-wavenew-vaccines-oral-pill-omicron-variant-covid-third-wave-7695425/

Laberinto en el bendito barquito musical… de el Sena[do] objects are closer THAN THEY appear.

Hey, Jude… meet Los Bitles — Eye waited all year to say this³

It’s curtains for you, martes³ in Paris, because in Hi-Lo Hi-Wey it’s the 9th Hour, and Brian, los martes no hay emBARQUES. Our next loop is with Ana Lilia / Monalisa en La Nueva República ().

“Look around GRAS is high”, from the creators of Walk Like an Egyptian, comes the story of Thomas Courbillon at la plaza de Herodes “El Oportunista” de Lavandiers, en Châtelet de Medici et Hayek.

Jump from page tú.


And, Katty Kay, sorry for triangulating your toi’tle neck, again!—but please relay to Cousin Joe that your “Jude” was named after these Jaywalkers, who just arrived from playing a gig in Hong Kong.

And, Jude:

Maharishi Patel’s pastels on the Morning Mika Show.

Have Eye, got—a little story to tell … yada, yada—etcetera— what you thought was your daddy, Was Nothing but a Walrus from the motel 6, knot the Holiday Inn ».

 But before Öüï gets into that, please note that Öüï, has nothing to do with the headlines, but for some strange reason, it lines up like Stardust on a dooms they comet.

³.~ Tuesday’s Gone (Bring On The GRAS), but worry Knot because We Are Doing a Benjamin Button version of When I am 64… 63 days until Mardi Gras, y’all: MARS oNe.

Mercury is Rising and with it, so is the Desmond Tutu Walrus Team Nine, GWAR MACHINE y’all!


Meanwhile at the Centre d’Accueil de la Presse Etrangère Grand Palais…

Return to Sender 📨… Postales Milagrosas de Sicilia a Peña vía OBRA d’or.


Té de tila y Pinol®️, repollo y reyes — Banana Republic

Note to editors:
the following is based on a novel “made up of interlinked short stories” and the frame contains a classic community television setting and the program is called, “Of cabbages and kings”.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /sin-fronteras/2020/09/27 /los-angeles-times-pide-perdon-a-generaciones-de-migrantes-3104 .html

“De la Unión es lo mejor”

“De la Unión es lo mejor”, based on a popular Mexican song by Vicente Fernández titled: como Anchuría no hay dos .:. F6FD4272-E97D-4C49-9311-37884F29BC31

Si el norte fuera el sur

Si el norte fuera el sur, Monalisa en Radio La Nueva República, este señor sería Jorge Saldaña en El Alternativo, y ni modo que don Rubén Lenguas me vaya a sacar la Luenga por esa comparación… 🍎 https ://www .jornada .com .mx /sinfronteras /2020/09/27 /los-angeles-times-pide-perdon-a-generaciones-de-migrantes-3104 .html

… dear, WaWa girl, is Cousin Joe doing advertorials between paid advertising? Eye feels that you are over-taxing your viewers in Bruxelles.

En contexto, it’s international café they en Nueva York and mixed between the End of the American Experiment and a climate apocalypse, Donnie Deutsch fitted a coffee pusher’s advertorial, disguised as a consumer report.

Viewers in Belgium got all flamencos when they heard the “buy one and get a (insert product here) for free” plug.

Benelux viewers expressed concern at the complete disregard of the SEPARATION of News and Fluff on the part of the MorJo Brand.

The am/pm mini market 🦝

National Awareness Frida DAY — 13 de julio, 1954

El “Punch” de la suerte

Hispanoamérica y Los Hijos de La Colonia.

Las Fábulas de Nicho

Las Fabulosas Fábulas de Nicho .:. 26289DBE-A01F-4F94-9CA3-A00961C0C987 🦅 …[A]nd then the Striking Eagle replied to the rest of the Furries on Hans Nichols chimney mantle, “What am I, an animal‽”.

Deer, Jon Meachum, there is a Spectrum on your upper left-hand corner, which of course, is the upper right–hand corner to the non–viewing public.

https ://www .msnbc .com /morning-joe /watch /trump-s-attempted-campaign-reboot-hits-another-snag -87584325639 ⬇️

Ghost Hunters are fags

Ghost Hunters are fags .:. E3F547AC-2F08-4392-9270-DA04A502A137 ➿  “Yo no busco — encuentro.” —_•!•_— Intelligence findings from the Trump “rumor mill” tagged Dr. Anthony Fauci as having a 𓁨 bigger 𓂹 than 𓁪, and so obviously 𓁩 had Dr. Fauci 𓀏, period

https ://www .jornada .com. mx /ultimas /politica /2020/07/08 /trump-a-empresarios-amlo-el-mejor-presidente-que-han-tenido -9084 .html

Señor, Bernardo Gómez

Señor, Bernardo Gómez .:. C9739541-F7EB-4E55-A34B-2810814ECB52 ⛏ Please inform your newest client (Jared Kushner) that Cuauhtémoc’s dad remains the undisputed best president of México. 🎞📰📎 Uso justo de todos los medios con fines educacionales y para la memoria, of course… sin embargo don Bernardo, el señor presidente de los EEUU tiene toditita la razón, ustedes [hijos de La Colonia] nunca han contado con Mejor Ejecutivo desde los tiempos de don Porfirio.

https ://amqueretaro .com /deportes /2020/07/12 /julio-cesar-chavez-cumple-58-anos-de-edad-y-loteria-nacional-lo-festeja/

… [A]nd on this corner, La Lotería Nacional para la Asistencia Pública se enorgullece en presentar, al Gran Campeón mexicano! LÁ–ZA–Rho Cár—De–NAS!!!

https ://www .lanuevarepublica .org /2020/07/13 /el-alternativo-los-morales-en-nostalgia-con-saldanajorge-recordandole-el-13-julio-2020/

El Sapo

En fin Pepe Garduño, en fin. Para variar Mona Lisa no me podría dejar andar escrebiendo sobre lo oportuno de la programación de hoy 13 de julio del 2020 en “El Alternativo con Jorge Saldaña”, vaya nostalgia, eh, 1984. —_•!•_— De cualquier manera, Mona Lisa, se imagina usted como reaccionaria don Jorge luego de leer la columna del buen John Mill Ackerman? En la escala de los “publivoires*” de 2011, yo digo que don Jorge mandaba fusilar a toda la mesa directiva de La Jornada… “¡qué poca!” _–*¡*–_ This Campaign Ad is approved by Donald John Trump.

* https://asegovia3.com/2014/10/03/octubre-tenia-que-ser/

Señor Jorge Saldaña, Señor Jorge Saldaña… rogamos que por favor deje usted d’estar dando vueltas en su última morada; dicho de otra puta manera, don Jorge, cualquier parecido de el PUBLIREPORTAJE de arriba con una nota de Radio La Nueva República es una mentada de madre.


Independientemente de las relaciones raciales en torno de La Casa Blanca de Donald John Trump; a.k.a. “individual One”.

Hispanoaméricaas a choice of words in a DISCURSO by the 45th president of the united states of america during the same week that Goya Foods C.E.O., Roberto Unanue, PRAISED Donald John Trump for wanting to dump Puerto Rico like a Latin-American adopted child.

The break-down

The break-down .:. 8A18CDDF-3B63-4D93-BCD2-A3BD4E7EF1F4 𓄈 The Art of The Troll.

* Fair Use of all USA’s today.


Las fotos de las filas en la reapertura de Disney mientras Florida bate el récord de nuevos contagios

Still to come, Hans Nichols narrates Disney Plus’ new programming on their new tier: An American Horror Story, episode one, The Furries on the chimney.

Dear, Eddie Gloud, Jr. — Mamma don’t let your babies grow up to be Trump boys

Don’t you, professor, forget about Mí.

Mientras tanto

Mientras tanto allá en el mercado, The Wings were about to meet the President of Africa,

The Honduras Republic

P.s.: Enjoy that Doughnut.
Negritas (plural) follow, ‘cus öüï like it in BOLDface, and that D.A.R.E. as it should, is supposed to leave some consequential hondura on any MEMO.


In París, sources close to the Pentagone (Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux) report that Froggy “what’s the title on that Frequency” Kenneth just returned to his post, öüï repeat: the Frenchy who handled, the “C’était quoi cet TITRE? Just returned to the Siren Den after a set of organized grab-ass outside of La Casa de La Radio; a un lado de un molde réplica de la estatua de La Libertad.


And in DOHA Santa Qtarina, Nuevo Lyon, the U.S.O. is sending in Sen. Mitch McConnell’s constituent children of fighting-age to DIE FOR his lord and Savior, Donald John Trump. As usual, Donald Trump‘s kids of drinking age will go hunting in Montana with Ted Nugget’s grandchildren.

And Witt D.A.T., the following is a Purple Colored Digressión… en negritas, —of course.

To: Antena Radio; Radio La Nueva República; Latino U.S.A.; Voto Latino; Elrod Strategies, Manuel de Jesús Clouthier "del Rincón" daughters (in the public domain)
Cc: Nora Patricia Jara; Ana Lilia ...; María Hinojosa; María Teresa Kumar; Adrienne Elrod, Tatiana Clouthier
Bcc: Victoria M. DeFransesco Soto; Rúben Luengas

Señoras y señor;

De antemano y, como una especie de prólogo, ¡que chingue a su madre Rúben Luengas!, el saludo se han de preguntar (si algún día sus lindos ojos llegasen a leer este tan intrascendente blog) es porque ese hijo de la gran Chingada en una entrevista con Ana Lilia (mona lisa) en Radio La Nueva República, el muy cabrón se robó mis manzanas de Cuauhtémoc, Chihuahua, —el muy perro.

Arriba Santa Qtarina

Arriba Santa Qtarina .:. 09ABFF55-A705-48F3-84EA-4AD4EC08ABD7 ⚽️ Nuevo Lyon.

Y ni modo de negarlo porque existe un audio de aquélla transmisión, que si mal no recuerdo, conmemoraba uno de los aniversarios luctuosos de Jorge Saldaña (México, 5 de enero de 1931; feliz cumpleaños; chingado viejo cascarrabias, el staff de McDonald’s, edificio en dónde tu habitaste en París, –según las fuentes de por aquí– extraña tu Nostalgia).

En contexto, para los que tengan el tiempo de copy/pasta esta tan sin importancia informay•shion, —dijo un pocho en el tono de Enrique Peña Nieto as an ESL student por correspondencia. 

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Ah-Bob ⬆️

Las Fuentes, —in no particular order— para doña Vilma y Mme. Mergier:

— https ://www .arabnews .com /node /1508061 /media

— https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Jorge_Saldaña