Tag Archives: “El Alternativo” con J. Saldaña [Archivos de Radio La Nueva República]

Here’s the Seq’ : 3-1-3—2-1_31 and 32

31 and 32 are, Blue and Strawberry Moons in that order. Issy-should-Ewe wonder, Öüï’s a lunatic.

Objects on screens are closer than they appear, everything else is political fiction and CUALQUIER coincidencia es estrictamente for show.

La Venganza del Loco

And, Jonathan Capeheart… are you following on George Clooney’s steps? Silly fag, don’t you know that mister Clooney broke the language requirement for French citizenship? All you have to do is charm a French Minister like USA Maj. Archie Gates did, et voilà! Ewe’s French nigga!

https ://www .youtube .com /watch /el-loco-valdes-recuerda-el-dia-que-fue-suspendido-de-su-trabajo-por-el-chiste-de-benito-juarez

Goooooood Morning, Manhattan!!! A Musical. No llores por mí, Venezuela.

 

Soooo, with that out of the way on to bigger and brighter things such as, Jackie Alemany’s weekend, and to get things “on the ground” the world around El Mundo de Le Monde is asking if the so-called “First Branch” of government in them United States is even relevant now?

Tactical success, reputation failure, Issy that’s Jackie on the bottom.

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Talking heads in the talking head universe who are reading the screens of other peoples news wonder if ARTICLE 1 of the aforementioned Carta Magna holds the same weight as Mexico’s favorite firefighter, “Bomberito Juárez'” plea³ to the empires of his time, in any case and/or scenario the United States Congress gets back from their “sweet baby Jesus” vacation tomorrow, just in time for the Epiphany and that George Clooney movie about “The Three Kings” or someting like that.

³~. And starring as “Bomberito Juárez”, one of the Castro Twins in Texas… the one with the beard and the janitor-looking “members only” jacket from the U.S. House of Representatives.

Quote of the They:

Coming on Spring 2026 : Sapo Verde Day 🎂 “Bomb🎈erito’s Birthday.”

… among individuals, as among nations, respect for the rights of others is peace.

Where have you gone, John Mill Ackerman… Táchira turns his lonely eyes to l’UNAM

… a lo seguro, “cara de burro”.

If Rachel Maddow (🤓) is on right now then you know that this is not your regular Rueda de San Miguel. Joe Scarborough, on the other feeds, has yet to get out of bed because life’s good in Nantucket and Joe Scarborough gets to sleep through Panama all over again.

Nevermind the sulphur stench… it’s an almond joy 🍫 … toma chocolate, paga lo que debes.

A la rueda, rueda de San Miguel, San Miguel, todos cargan su caja de miel, a lo maduro, a lo maduro, que se volteé [Corina] cara de burro.

It’s a New World Order, the formerly overpaid and pampered staff at the United Nations is now a thing of another time, champagne socialists from the French political schools who knew best and opened mayonnaise jars with “savoir faire” at film festivals and galleries where bananas, yes fucking 🍌🍌🍌’s !!! Were literally taped to the wall in the same way that the fucking MEXICAN GOVERNMENT duct tapes³ their Southern Rail-Road lines, are irrelevant now, or they should be anyow on account that VENEZUELA is the New POLAND… Kurwa madre.

Now the first thing that Öüï, the staff of this most non-consequential blog, wish to relay to Juan Antonio at La Juventud Venezolana (sección Paris 2011-2015) is that Eye is not a fucking lawyer, and specific to this códice Öüï’s talking the international kind with Nuremberg-like precedents and all, but what Donald Trump just started appears to be, as French people say: illégal.

 

³~.  Or “hundred-mile” if you’ve ever been in tactical mode, perhaps like Geoege Clooney in that Persian Gulf movie.

And in Washington… a lo maduro, a lo maduro³

³~. Todos traen su caja de miel.

I say you will when you won’t — Ah, ah…

 

Honey Don’t

Katty Kay got the “when I’m 64” hair-doo, classic. And over at the Maracaibo scene, the oil 🛢️ companies are all giddy about Marco Rubio’s calculations to torpedo the Brand New Cubans.

Across the West Wing. Donald Trump is now showing the signs designed by Hitler’s doctor, sources close to Walter Reed relay that the president’s health is going to shit. No word if mister Trump’s, Aspirin® regime is lazed with feces, like Hitler’s doctor did with his number 1 patient’s amphetamine pills.

Up next, La Nueva República and a look back to Táchira y El Alternativo con Jorge Saldaña y los socialistas postizos de la juventud bolivariana de Alicia Leos en la sopa de morena-francia en el Beaubourg de le Marais en París, that’s where Jim lived so nevermind the Monkees around, they are all with Mélenchon.

 

Happening right now in Hilo, Hawaii, It’s Way To Early³

Estoy hasta la madre… de tanto John Mill Ackerman y tanto pinche TAIBO.

 

³~. Don’t be late because Fall 🍂 Back time is in effect ; check local listings y coma frutas y verduras, consulte a su médico ; y por favor no sea culo y fume mota!

Like he gives a fcuk!

 

Meanwhile in Michoacán it’s time for La Bamba but not the one from Vhe’ra—cruj, but the one from the wetbacks in Aztlán 🍍.

Los Lobos from the Department of Agriculture

El País de “La Suerte” follows… Issy-Doctor—Öüïknowdis, Yes on p. 63 and 64 of your Sunday edition.

Ricardo Monreal y los amigos de John Mill Ackerman en la Sorbona del Colegio de Francia³

A buen entendedor, Raf Sánchez en MSNBC…

Radio Molotov

en México, señor Sánchez a esos changos la Fiscalía General de La República los tiene identificados como “madrinas”, y aquí en Francia la co optación de criminales para los servicios de inteligencia no se como los tengan tildados, o tildadas pero lo que sí sé es de que todos y todas esas “madrinas” reciben un pago-en-especie o dinEUROS con la bendita CAF.

Enter Juanito Guanavacoa y los amigos de Pablo Gleason en: proceso, rfi, Mediapart y medios que resulten responsables como la AFP (Latin American news desk).

Telephone Cards Solidarias de S.F.R. now in consolidation mode.

 

³~. De Francia, Alberto Nájar en “El Zacazonapán”… en Francia, don Beto. En contexto señor Nájar, es evidente que usted es el portavoz extra oficial de la presidenta Claudia Sheinbaum y que todo lo que no encaja o encaje pues no sale, como dirían en La Maldita Vecindad, en la foto oficial de la 4ª Transformación de corrupciones “buenas”… no como las del antiguo partido de Octavio Paz de dónde por cierto se amamantaron todos los políticos, políticas y, pillos de morena, el partido que según cuenta la canción de El Barzón, suda nejayote de sus poros como un coreano perspira kimchi en un elevador. Ándele, no sea tímido, póngale TILDE a su buena barra de información, o como dicen en Perote, Veracruz : no sea culo y fume mota del Borrego junto al Camarón.

En fin Alberto Nájar, a continuación es Radio Colombia en Venezuela vía la Cineteca Nacional del Cine de Centro América en Châtelet …. All Öüï need is a Gringo from Canadá de la biblioteca de La Westfield Mall.

Fraçois Truffaut took a wrong turn en South Park; Season 27, Episode 3 : long synopsis short French filmmaker uses Vladimir Putin’s logic and fuses Central America into México and there is nothing that The United Nations can do about the illegal BORDERLAND FILMS land grab. Hilarity Ensues when the frenchman gets picked up by the DEA in Zacatecas.

Entre líneas con La Juventud Venezolana de Banderilla, Veracruz.

“America (sin acento) will decline and die”, just like in the 11th Century

Öüï must ensure that our Bodily Fluids are not outnumbered—by freedom-loving, civil war enthusiasts who! Eye might add, are metaphorically, intellectually and, physically obese and can’t even run a fucking mile without running out of breath. Let alone know WHO is ON first!!!

La Nueva República is dead… long live The New Republic.

Over at the Galapagos, the job of a fucking turtle is never done. And in Perú, in Perú the Chinese are about to take over Bolivia, wait for it, wait, wait,… right now Öüï switches over to Mexico City, where Danny Bananas is about send a banana split to Claudia via Gustavo Petro on a red eye from Baltra, literally in/on MIDDLE EARTH.

5 de febrero — Of Constitutions and ugly sweaters

El Sur°realismo de morena-francia y Los Amigos de Marcelo Ebrard el La Maison de l’Amérique latine (2011).

El Sur°realismo de Buen Abad en La Jornada.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/02/05 /opinion/100-anos-de-revolucion-surrealista

Of course, in the rainy Spring of 2011 morena -francia was like the Apollo XIV “moon seeds”, in a sort of opportunistic “gestation”, sort of’speak, navigating under the flag of the Frante Amplio d’Izquierda mexicana, la bandera de Jean-Luc Meélenchon and, the Javier Sicilia cause. It would take one full-year and the arrival of Víctor Quintana Silveyra to the IHEAL³ following the release of Florence Cassez from a Mexican Prison, and the release of Viva México in Lilas, 🚇 line 11.

³~. Instituto de Estudios Superiores de la América latina.

Constitution and ugly sweaters.

Which is why Dr. Buen Abad’s opinion for Constitution Day (Mexico) in La Jornada fits like an, “obra de arte” en el consumo de vanidades francesas en la Sorbona. Merchandise for professional populists.

In the next segment we catch up with Proceso magazine in Le Havre… I’ve only been waiting since 2014 for that wire about the French docks to make it to Raphael Morán’s Mexican publisher, so yeah, this is where Öüï circles back to Maud Gatel’s visit to the place where Évry body knows your name, and if you know what radio La Nueva República is, then Dr. Buen Abad should know that in that “chabacanería” I am referring to Jorge Saldaña en Banderilla, Veracruz.

El Salvador has been to the Mountaintop.

Tú, the moon, Alicia! Tú, da’Moon..

 

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Jaraneros berliners… Juanito Guanavacoa is a fucking nazi³

With musical guest:

🎼 The Black Page… So, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico… truth or dare, con arpa, jarana y jarochos en Paname… It’s all Greek to Mí and Deutsch en Español. Pauline Paccard at Issy-les-Moulineaux reports, but she has to take on the role of El Llanero Solitario, Blue Demon… y ya no seas Tonto, deja de ser Toro 🪶.

 

The Mothers of Invention performing their architectural dance hit, Black Page nº1 and tú:

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“Wir können nicht still stehen bis sie alle tot sind!

Eric Cartman

South Park; S8 Ep3

 

Oh, the chicanery. It’s Truth or Consequences in New Mexico.

 

… and Marcus Ka on The Juanito Guanavacoa greatest hits, fuck you too. Öüï is now entering into severe sobaco de guayabera conditions and Eye has not the thyme para sancochar el tufo de truffles.

CHICANERY en France… Too Much Birthday. It’s like a cult, but sponsored by Mexican politicians. En los años del CHAMIZAL these fuckers where part of El Instituto de los Mexicanos en el Extranjero, a scheme developed by the great-grandfather of Natalia Almada, and some guy named Napoleón.

 

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En París, Francia, el festival de jaraneros está en decadencia y Juanito Belmont, como buen francés, los ignoró. Cabe destacar que RFPP comenzó su  “aquí estamos, aquí está Osler Amaro y los herederos de celebridades chilenas,” en ALEMÁN del Bueno³.

³~. For those from New Mexico just joining U.S., what? Did’ya take the wrong TO’in in 🐰 AlbuKoi-qi? Please be advised that Paris Fréquence Plurielle does not have the balls to link the Juanito Guanabacoa Show on it’s its donations page. And Eye most certainly will not re-direct your asses to his “finca” en la pensada, —or some chingada comme ça.

Ladies in Gemini: Frank Zappa.

 

Pero bueno, los cimientos de HAUSMANN están fijados con TRAIDORES en la base. Y por eso los letreros en piedra en cada escuela, y los hornos de Guanabacoas en la memoria.

Habrá que destacar que los familiares de luchadores sociales (aquí en París, Francia) heredan el calibre de sus antecesores… pero no el de sus ancestros llámese el nieto de Diego Rivera o, los ahijados de VIOLETA PARRA, pero su pólvora es de SALVA, como en el GAUMONT 🎥… pura pantalla igual que con los Gleason’s en La Farce.

Which is why, Dr. Martin Luther King III, you should have been a cotton picker first, so that you may know how to identify (when invited to RFPP) the nazis in Mexico. But seriously dear Reverend, your name is invoked by a little afro-mexican rhythm called the fandango, but it’s not really fandango, but Öüï likes to think that it is puro oído jarocho, o algo así.

And, Reverend Sharpton, you, off all (honorary Mexican*) niggers, should know, that by virtue of The Cotton, I am blacker than your Brooklyn-ass… just ask MARIANA X. RIVERA en Guerrero, México.

*~. Please reference the Vicente Fox incident, “ni los negros tienen lavadoras de dos patas, o algo así”.

Why, Violeta Parra’s grandson is named “Irwin” (or Erwin) is probably because Violeta PARRA was a 1980’s LOS ANGELES LAKERS fan (32).

Mexicanos en el extranjero… Los Nazis en RFPP.

De coup, Mme. Macron… never mind the “salamander”, period!

I’m tellin’ ya Dom 🎻, we have to stop meeting at Franche Musique chez de toi… I’m working, deer. But if Lula puts that little bird from your region at the 15éme de París, on one of his Cruzeiros it’s the end of América. Not to mention, Wonder Wimen’. The Universo, young lady, is not as big as Jupiter makes it out to be. I been around, IT!, At least a dozen times… Issy, Dom 🎻, Eye Still Haven’t Found Dépêche Mode.

https ://www .radiofrance .frz /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche–a-dom-la-nena-2903658

Issy, Señora primera dama, I don’t think that the next character needs any introduction, heck just mention the code Mme Nyssen [Ministère de la culture / Actes Sud] and the pompous extravagance of La Kerschovas in rags [complete with Tati™ bags] appears smacked in the middle of the zebra crossroads between Lagrange and Monge at The Maub.

Working at the car* wash

Yes, HARTISTAS… Öüï-KNOW-dis, some they say even have the gall, The Gall, France! The gall of going full Sumo wrestler in full John Belushi regalia at LA Lucha Libre next to that fucker, The Cardinal Lemonade, next casi esquina con La Diagonal to La Sorbonne.

 

Anyhow, Señora Macronista⁸, as l’ancienne wife {no pun intended} of the former mono 🐵  in charge of the Ministry of Economics 🙈, Industry 🙊 and Digital Affairs 🙉 under el mapache catalán, Manuel Valls 🦝 during the Hollande 🦤 administration of México 🇲🇽 in France 🇫🇷, you really didn’t think that the spectacle of The Year of Mexico in France whole purpose involved the economic and cultural development between l’Élysée and Chapultepec³, now did you, Mme. Macron?

Courtesy of Les Publivores 🐶 🍝 🐺 y El Alternativo de La Nueva República (05/2011).

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Grab Him By The Monedero 👛…

Pink monederos… from the CREATORS of  « The Spanish Inquisition »  and “The Life of BRYAN” comes the story of  MONY KA.

 

And, Roger Pérez… no pun intended, but I bet you a real beer that tonight or tomorrow morning, the FAG patrol at “La Bagagerie” are going to be mentioning the code, “Mony Ka” because that is what they are and that is what they do. Them fello’s parrot what their *padrino tells them to utter when I am ear-shot distance from their un_happy life, una bola de putos, en toda la extensión de la palabra, y eso no tiene nada que ver con su sexualidad.

for the record, friends don’t let Foxes drink “piss water”, anyhow.
In another Phantasy Island, Alexi Maccamond is the new host of Montalbán’s old gig, Willie GEIST method-shrinks into a French midget.

Pilot Episode:

The Plane! Ms. Rourke, the plane!

 

Reinheitsgebot 🍻 PROST! Alain, prost! MaddaFakka 🍻.

This segment was paid-for by PABST BLUE RIBBON.

 

La Munera Santanera — en pista, para Siempre en Domingo³

Fucking Australians, Ewe can never depend on those motherfuckers, reminds Mí of Messi at Dodger Stadium 🏟️…

From the makers of, “Las Más Cabronas” and “The Vagina Monologues ”, radiofrance en tsf presentan, a su Hartista ex[c]lusivo, Nacho Cano en el rol de Carmen de Bizet, en pista, Ana Torroja canta para el público de Raúl Velasco³ en « Siempre en Domingo ».

El Circo

In ancient Rome, munera were public works and entertainments provided for the benefit of the Roman people by individuals of high status and wealth.

 

Sept. 44 no hubo mundial, but Öüï did liberate NANCY, en la France… in ’79 La Argentina was the Champion 🏆 of El Mundo de Le Monde, just like the ol’República Federal Germans rhuled the Stadiums during them Kissinger Water Fronts. The little ringamagigit 🛎️ is El Paso, al paso, o como diría Buendía, “Lo dicho, dicho está”.

https ://en  .wikipedia .org /wiki/Munera _(colonia_Roma)

Como por ejemplo, el ya de‘por[tado] sí : 

Cotejado 🇲🇽

LoREM ipΣ… Our apologies for missing YesterTheys show with Denisa Kerschovas, but I don’t know how many times Eye has to twinkle Ewe, los párpados en Morse Code: I’ll never go back to Georgia, Savannah! No insistas.

Cotejado 🇫🇷

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