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Novena anti Carismática — The French invent The Olmecs

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The last time that we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog-presse] tried to dance está DANZA en el Branly, on October 2014 with The Mayas, both Armando Segovia, and Armando Serrano Prieto were sidetracked by two events, the first being the revocation of our French Talents and Skills visa, while the second involved a grand manifestation on account of a student called Julio César Mondragón, 42 of his classmates, and off-course, of course, a little league fútbol team. AUSSI, on that DAY at the Tokio Palace we had the opportunity to meet the one and only, John Mill Ackerman and his wife, plus we also secured an interview wit RAPHAËL Moran from Radio France International and the APRO (proceso) in México.

With D.A.T. in mind, ÖÜÏ begin the plegaria in Ottowa where the nun, Alanis Morrissette. In•Deed, for those keeping score of our segment, “Misheard Lyrics”, Sister Morrissette had a little trouble arranging Irony and otherwise unfortunate or untimely events into one of her spells, “and isn’t, IT, ironic?”, dearly Bee Lovers, D.A.T. the Empire that gave the World the “War On Drugs” has a doped-up tax-evading, pussy-grabbing, and liar-in-charge with the codes to blow up the Earth?

Ladies in Gemini: The Back of a RATP Bus

Ladies in Gemini: The Back of a RATP Bus 🇺🇸 8EE13144-A237-4198-9D87-B4952A9CD348 🇫🇷 It’s a hybrid, just like this year’s chemistry Nobel. —_!_— And Cousin Joe, right now the Cardinal  Brzezinski, —your first love— is on the Karaoke Machina singing something about that frame D.A.R.E. being a little on, como dicen en Amsterdam: a little THICK in the Bottom, but still is looking alright…

Right now, Reverend Al, it is incumbent on the United Nations National Security Council to demand that The President of The United States, Donald John Trump be given a “time-out” under the provisions instilled in the chapter that covers “when the president goes bat-shit crazy”, so-pena de recibir los mismos putos embargos a los que Los EEUU han estado acostumbrados a girar desde el World Bank.

https ://www .nytimes .com/2020/10/08 /us /iran-sanctions-banks-united-states .html

O como dicen los franceses

O como dicen los franceses 🗯 E3FD7409-9684-499D-833C-4800CA269212 ☢️ A La Malagueña.

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Meanwhile in WaWa Land, the CAT Signal has been activated and so D.A.R.E. was only one thing D.A.T. Teeny Tiny Cat could do… find out what that Thing is after the break.

Remember now, Cousin Joe...

Remember now, Cousin Joe, you must suspend reality .:. B49B4FB1-26F9-432D-B06E-D1D71223D7EB 🎬 Fidel is running the Market in Wall Street, and El Che is now El Bacán at The Vatican.

Gooooooooo, Yankees!

The Los Ángeles Times must apologize for this propaganda: https ://www .latimes .com /espanol /deportes /articulo /2020-10-05 /dodgers-y-astros-favoritos-de-amlo-para-serie-mundial

Previously on The Rock that shaded Mars

Deer, Chris Rock:

Aguas

¡Aguas!!!

Take a closer look, Sir… you know what else ne marche pas le mardi?

— Bars in France.

To which a bunch of Rosbifs (and some Scots) suggested that they change (convert) the name of all Frog dives to P.S.I..

This has BEAN a CaramBAR joke.

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What would Jimmy do?

Efeméride para Juan Pablo

Efeméride para Juan Pablo — IT’s an Ideology, not a CULT  .:. 88EA0399-B879-4FE7-8965-EB5FB0333EEC 🎥 D.A.T. D.A.R.E. is quite a COIN•Sí•DANCE, Rolo Lamire, what’s D.A.T.? Last Tango on your Wall‽

It was 40 years ago, the show that asks Mika Brzezinski what the 39th President of the United States would do if instead of a Pole, a Gaucho had visited Washington, “all those years ago”.

Misheard quotes over the known news.

“Maybe I’m a muse”, said Donald John Trump upon learning that Jimmy Page is immune to any copyright lawsuit.

— COINcidently on that STAIRWAY (which now has been named after Herr Goebbles) to the Truman Balcony, at “the peoples house” in Washington, D.C., and where Donald gave the entire Universe a Masters Class in Propaganda, “There’s a (first) Lady WHO‘s sure, all that glitters is Gold,” and she SURE IS fighting The COVID’s on account that if she goes, she’s not getting anywhere near the gates of heaven… Yeah Buddy.

And Kasie DC, must öüï remind thee that Zeppelin goes here‽.

Y En Chiapas

Y En Chiapas .:. BFC54581-857F-491A-9A08-015A75F6A183 👞🥾👟👠🥿👡 Los ZAPATIsTAS se ponen flamencos con La Unión Europea.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/10/06 /iremos-a-europa-a-encontrar-lo-que-nos-hace-iguales-ezln -7445 .html

[COINcidence, Cousin Joe?… only if it’s Joe Cuba, from el barrio, just ask our Left–of–CNBC representative in the eastern part of the Bronx, portions of north–central Queens, and Rikers Island in New York City]

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With D.A.T. in mind, öüï now return to the FT’s accurate assessment of Latin America’s newest strongarm. But to be fair, the proposal for a referendum that asks the Mexican electorate if past presidents of “the backyard”, as “the company” calls Tamaulipas and the rest of the federation that makes up “El Plan Mérida” and other assorted “dirty wars”, should be subject to accountability under a Mexican court of law, —which, by that güey— in the case of Mexico that particular referendum is not necessarily a despot’s move, again, in the case of México, what was strange about that whole incentive was the wording concocted by John Mill Ackerman and delivered by Andrés Manuel López Obrador, WHO, by that güey happens to be the Ackerman household maternal unit’s spiritual leader and, boss…

The Testing Roulette — on Deadline, with Dr. Lippy Roy

Full Disclaimer:
Eye is no doctor, but he did sleep with one at a Holiday Inn. With that in mind, this is, Adventures in Paraphrasing.

Testing is a diagnostic tool (🌡) not a preventive recourse (💉💊🧼) to treat COVID-19, with D.A.T. in mind…

A Closer Look

A Closer Look .:. 28D07618-1F5E-4FC5-AE00-63CEB388F4A3 ⚒🛠🔨🛠⚒🔧⚒🛠⛏⚒🛠🔎

if, you are the leader of an organization that employs and/or contract at least one person in addition to your immediate family members and…

Re encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Gael García Bernal

Re encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Gael García Bernal en la casa de Cuarón en Montmartre 🎥 27D4D8E0-14E5-4DAD-9780-6D2261E022BA 📽 Never mind the financial times, John Mill Ackerman, because you know that on the VERY DAY that you started your 2014 Fall/Spring 2015 semester at the Higher Learning Institute of Latin American Studies at Saint Germain-des-Prés and SciencesPo, Mister Jean-Luc Berjon was complementing your classrooms with doña Barbara Carol de Obeso’s volunteers for her Mexican Foreign Service film outreach in France.

Caveat emptor: the source is a paywall… https ://www .ft .com /content /ae1f61d8-d421-4b70-97a1-891a5e9d34b1

if, you are depending on the most recent Coronavirus test as a strategy for next week’s work week, then…

you might be playing Russian Roulette with your payroll.

“I put a bullet in the Chamber, six-to-one I’m gonna Make It, one-in-six I’m gonna die.”

JUMP from: La Jornada del día de la labor

Dear, John Mill Ackerman’s wife:

Señora Secretaria de La Función Pública, excelentísima doña doctora (Ph.D.), Irma E. Sandoval, might them stakes discovered inside of the commission for human rights in Mexico, be Trump Stakes®️?

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/09/07 /tribunal-deja-firme-nombramiento-de-rosario-ibarra-en-cndh-3027 .html

Ahora bien, mis queridos CHILANGOS con palanca de sus queridos padres, —todos— no queda la menor duda, de que fueron luchadores sociales y en toda la extensión de esa frase, “sin Bargo”, como redacta esta nota de La Jornada aquí abajo, será verdad que doña Chayo* Stone también sea una iluminada por La Santísima Orden del nepotismo ilustrado? 

Note to Julianna Tattlebaum², you look great in green, period, you bring out the clorofila in all of the chaparros inmaduros¹ at the pond:

Tampico Surf & Turf

Tampico Surf & Turf 🥩 B937E687-739C-41F3-8CB8-071D9D23EA89 .:. Well, you’ve heard about Steak & Lobster… it’s KNOT one of those, Willie Geist, this here, Sir, is the Mariposa Elementary School Menu for Tuesday, September 8th of 2020…

… [A]nd in Washington, Mika goes to CHARTRES on a fact-finding mission, with musical guest:

On Technique and Tyrannies.
Jazz is so overrated

Inter•mission: JAZZ IS Sooooooo Overrated 🎺 7A761B00-841B-4BF8-85EB-62BBFFDD6011 Atentamente: La Pulpa.

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1. Los Enanitos Verdes, not to BEE CONFUSED, Florence MARIE Cassez, with the Little Green Men on The Rachel Maddow Blog because that would BEE like mixing The Nazis From Natchez with La Santísima Orden del nepotismo ilustrado.

2. And starring as Florence Marie Cassez: JULIANNA TATTLEBAUM!!!

Beto Costa y su perla del Sur

Beto Costa y su perla del Sur 🦀 0D2583A8-CBE8-4D42-BF74-456BCE12DC94 🥩 … [F]eaturing The Washington Post’s guapo, Bob Costa, as Carlitos Loret de Mola, Yeah Buddy!

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Meanwhile, in Central Nato times… Sarah Palin can see Russians from her backyard

🎶 Nah, D.A.T. ain’t working
D.A.T.s the way you do it
Money for nothing
and your Chicks From Loué

When FOX News Charmed DW

When FOX News Charmed DW T.V…

Up next: John Wayne stars in The St. Petersburgo Green Berets. Synopsis, Colonel Mike Kirby feels that the U.S. is becoming way too big of an empire, SO JOHN WAYNE COLUDES WITH RUSSIA in order to put Washington in-check.

On The Real World Channel: America is under attack, de Algeciras a Estambul, off–course, after first behaving like a little bitch who got mad and took his “PROFESSIONAL Toy Soldiers” home from the European theater of operations. A fleet of B-52’s was bitch-slapped by Russian fighter jets and all that Mike Pompeo could say was:

Paid for by...

that’s it, that’s the spot, knead that knot D.A.R.E. sweetie, press on it, use your elbow 

for context, the U.S. Secretary of State was busy getting a massage followed off–course by a happy ending from an unidentified slave sex worker in the U.A.E..

En Once TV

En Once TV… “Comediante ! Tragediante ! », pláticas con John Mill Ackerman .:. E87218DB-F17D-414B-A1BD-500391637E6A ⚒🛠⚒🛠⚒ Season 1, PILOT EPISODE; Los Cuentos de Pio “el obrador”.

Entonces, Rusia:
Dr. Ackerman, if your boss is going to use his office to censor the critics of his nation-building project, by way of meddling into what amount to scholarships or research proposal grants, then maybe you and your spouse should return all of the foundation grants that you have received, didn’t you used to get funds from George Soros, mr. professor? Or was that just a bullet on your memoire?

Rusia y RT T.V.:
and then of course there’s Larry King, you know Dr. Mill, i never docked you a They’s Pay for getting a paycheck from RT T.V., heck Dr. Ackerman, i reckoned that if Leni Riefenstahl could be allowed to move-on, so should you, just don’t call yourself a journalist, Sir, because you are more of a propagandist who proselytizes within the academic lecture circuit precisely with the same kind of monies (foundations and scholarship funds) that your spouse is sanctioning, now that you two are living la vida en Rosa.

Rusia y RT T.V., y John M. Ackerman:
“Et Tu, Brutus”, ¿en qué tamaño vas a querer tu «marca REGIstrada»?
https ://www .infobae .com /america /mexico /2020/08/27 /amlo-marca-registrada-el-presidente-de-mexico-y-su-esposa-buscan-reservar-el-copyright-de-sus-nombres/

FACT

https ://elpais .com /mexico/2020-08-21 /el-gobierno-de-mexico-sanciona-a-la-revista-nexos-por-un-supuesto-documento-falso-en-un-contrato-celebrado-en-2018 .html

https ://www .jornada .com.mx /ultimas/politica/2020/06/28 /cndh-critica-dichos-de-ackerman-contra-periodistas-687 .html

https ://www .eluniversal .com .mx /nacion
/amlo-senala-financiamiento-de-fundaciones-opositores-animal-politico-rechaza-acusaciones

How to bury a Lead — los dedos de una “ricachona”

Previously, on Las Fuentes de doña Vilma, Johnny Depp was in the middle of an audition for the role of a lifetime, when all of a sudden… se le aparece un Loco y le pregunta:
What do you think, ese?

And Cantinflas said

And Cantinflas said .:. D1D3FA5E-C743-4944-9B41-AD6451696068 .:. “Piporro, ay’TiaBlan”.
And Eulalio González asked, “who is it?”
And Cantinflas replied:
parece un Cherokee de Paname.
To which, don Lalo replied after rolling his jeepers underneath of his classic “guaripa”…
“Ah, es el carnal de mi Compadre el Germán, y su carnal “Monchito”.
Do me a favor… open the door, and let’em in.
—_•!•_—
El escaparate y su contenido son cortesía de otra calle de París, en esta ocasión, doña Chata; la Rue de Caire, a un lado de « My Story Paris » allí luego luego pasando la « Opullence » de “Deby Debo » y « La Petite Française », justo antes de torcer con « Los Fried Fréres » y La Gaîte Lyrique (75002).

Los cien años de Charlie y Soriano

Any güey Alicia Menendez, news broke that Wakanda is grieving, can’t say we [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] were followers of the series, but we dig jaguars, panthers, and the ONCA kind. Having stated that, we know now return to el giRo es R♥MA, y el puente que en otra muy reciente época, Tamaulipas fue para doña Louisiana, justo cuando don Vicente (FOX) soltó a la perra (narco) y natura un soplido al que los que huelen pedos en el reporte del tiempo bautizaron como Katrina.

Louisiana: La huasteca del Mississippi

Louisiana: La huasteca del Mississippi .:. 0E628011-CCD0-458B-B065-10EB1A16EE06 .:. … [Y] si no lo es, debería de ser considerado ante la oficina de patrimonio intangible de la humanidad de la Unesco… o algo así. The point here is that Zydecko no es otra cosa que una Polka for swampy zones.

Note to editors: El hijo de Sue era un muchacho, el hijo de Sue. Be advised that the following is a Venn Diagram, not a concentric circle for every frame, check it out.

— Not that the U.S. “needed” the support of the Sedena (Military secretariat in Mexico), but the gesture was a solid one, especially when the “guy” in charge was literally a “horses ass” expert with no experience whatsoever in Emergency response to natural disasters.

To observe the 15th year mark of Hurricane Katrina, we are obliged to mention the asterisk on the Mexican army’s record, considering that after that goodwill deployment let’s just say that things began to precipitously fall to new lows.

  — Consider last week’s revelation of how a Mexican soldier is heard ordering a subordinate to kill the only survivor of a high–speed chase. The image of the aftermath is gory, just like all things involving narcos and soldiers south of the border.

https ://zetatijuana .com /2020/08 /soldados-ejecutan-a-civil-tras-enfrentamiento-en-nuevo-laredo-video-amlo-ordena-investigacion/

However, Alicia Menendez, our focus on this segment of the scroll is not even about the Martial Elements de la nación, but of the region of la nación (Ta•maU•Li•PAS); and once again John Mill Ackerman, we don’t select the Titulares, we merely plot these… como una Función pública, get it? Función Pública, like the bureau that your spouse, Senator Eréndira McCarthy, is currently occupying for your employer, don Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

Pay no attention to these clip

Pay no attention to this clip .:. 18BFC41E-84A1-43EE-815E-3D3FEC4709E0 .:. Indeed, professor Ackerman, the proposal from one of your own POLITICAL ANIMALS to prohibit journalists from conducting investigative reports and instead wait until the police issue the reports of any given investigation [the audacity of this fucking politician] on account that the ONLY BUREAU authorized to conduct investigations is of course, the government.

So, let’s do this by transliterating the juxtaposition of Cabeza de Vaca y un lagarto, que mismo —John Mill Ackerman— no es un Peje Lagarto, like your boss, pero para Causa y Efecto, IT! is, close enough to the motherfucking BULLSEYES, ese.

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Las fuentes de doña Vilma:

— Cien años de Juan Soriano: https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/08/29 /opinion /a03a1cul

And Cantinflas said

Would Jane let Mí lie? … Eye thinks not, Siren, Eye thinks knot.

— Les 100 ans de Charlie Parker avec The First Arrondissement Blue Note Quintet … link follows.

Not to be outdone by Bill de Blasio…

Paris, France_ Et Si…

Courtesy of msnbc

Courtesy of msnbc .:. 7F96EBB6-6598-4F68-8033-77FC9608B881 .:. A Hamburgers in paradise productions.

L’Historia

True to form, Donald John Trump is complaining about a “Black Lives Matter” mural in front of the hotel where the current president of the United States hinted that he would someday, —could shoot a person and get away with it.

Happy Birthday, America

Happy Birthday, America! .:. 9F4039C4-10BE-45DF-A553-99C6EFEA309A .:. The African Diaspora and a band apart VOSTF presents: La Semana Que Philippe Labró… in association with: don’t you D.A.R.E. Shoot The Messenger productions.

At Champs Élysées, the French have already started to promote a “What if” documentary on the history that öüï go through life with, and not the history that some would hypothesize about.

At Avenida Reforma casi entrada de la Embajada de los EEUU, pues allí nomás (marchantita) nomas no sigue pasando mas que una chingada y pues para muestra un David Brooks, en Versión Original Sur con Tratados Forzados (en la letra “chiquita*”).

https: //www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /economia /2020/07/02 /trump-el-t-mec-es-201cmi-triunfo-politico201d-anuncia-visita-de-amlo -5548 .html

… but never•mind the Brooks–es–es—esos, because we [the staff] are just getting to the part of John Mill Ackerman’s Russian Television opinion spin regarding the sub-servant relation of the President of Mexico, on the occasion of being summoned by the president of them united states of America.

Fair use of all media

Fair use of all media in the overhaul of a political spin .::. 5138A7DC-8E32-4FCB-8A56-5BBF82074BD1 .::. * Dear, John Mill Ackerman, your opinion on paragraph 4 (referenced below under the Fair Use clause) leaves me wondering if you remain an American citizen or, if you just went ahead and Jim-it by going ahead and canceling your subscription to that Ivy League (☠️) heritage of yours, —doctor?

 

AMLO y Trump, ¶ 4:

 

Trump será muchas cosas, pero no deja de ser el presidente constitucional de nuestro principal socio comercial*. Mantener una buena relación diplomática con Washington, de respeto mutuo y sin subordinación alguna, es esencial para la fortaleza de la economía nacional y las relaciones internacionales de nuestra nación.

John Mill Ackerman

1 de julio — Bald Kneady People

It’s 20 past the 11th hour in Hilo, Hawaii.

Sect. 8, Obituaries

Sect. 8, Obituaries .:. 4306E03D-59DE-4688-B7BC-420D433313A5 .::. “And now, the rest of the story”, sponsored by MACY’S®️

Good morning, John Mill Ackerman… you probably thought, back in 2014 at the IHEAL (75006) D.A.T. Eye would not make it this far, didn’t–ya? Anyhow, professor, you also didn’t think that a Hickenlooper would let a Romanov take the control of Fort Cartoon, Colorado, now—did’ya?

Deer, Senator Scarborough, please relay to Willie Geist to forward to Mika, D.A.T. MEMO from the month of January (punto y coma), the one with the the basement at “The Twilight Zone.”

For the record

For the record .:. 05E11B71-D7AD-4A33-B40E-6EFEB0F9AF7D .:. Considered for your approval, travel back in time six-months in the content to Ketch-up! Come on, Mika, Ketch-up. “Get it‽ ”.

… D.A.R.E. is a template for D.A.T., patrón.

After the break, it’s John Mill Ackerman’s Russian Television political spin column in “La Jornada”.

It was only a matter of time before “el huevo” de John Mill Ackerman, el político estadounidense with Mexican citizenship would crack, it was inevitable, Johnny “putin’s boy” Ackerman is the only one who can infantilize the spin of the upcoming trip of the backyard’s keeper (Apocalypto López Obredor) to the Big White House of Mr. Donald Trump.

El mayordomo de Chapultepec

El mayordomo de Chapultepec .::. E56ED48A-9D2C-4DEC-88A6-61A28E948423 🛎 Pilot Episode. Nepotism and an infected presidential cabinet member spouse carrying  the Coronavirus with her forces a university professor to hatch into the spotlight as an advisor to the man with the title of, “El mayordomo de Chapultepec”. —_•!•_— In the dentils, “You Might Also Like”, The Twilight Zone [https ://imdb .com /news /ni62937045]

¶ 2:

En agosto de 2016, Enrique Peña Nieto utilizó los recursos, el poder y el prestigio del Estado mexicano para intervenir en las elecciones de Wa­shington…

Dear, Mexican (John Mill Ackerman): please accept this courtesy check on the incongruence of paragraph 2 of your “AMLO and Trump” opinion material for the masses. Don’t forget, —motherfucker— that you had an opportunity to denounce (but didn’t) Los Recursos de La Fundación Televisa at the IHEAL in order to hype Peña Nieto’s image in France during the time that you, Sir, gave populists nursery tales to Master Level students and, señor profesor, quite possibly current decision-makers in Latin America.

 

¶ 3:

En cambio, hoy aún no inicia la campaña presidencial en el país vecino del norte¹. Si bien ya es un hecho que tanto Trump como Joseph Biden serán candidatos, todavía no se han celebrado las convenciones correspondientes para oficializar sus nombramientos ni arrancado formalmente la disputa electoral para la Casa Blanca.

John Mill Ackerman²

las comparaciones

£as comparaciones por eso son odiosas, por ejemplo, Johnny m’Boy .:. 77FB9998-49DC-4461-9852-0D7CAD08F24D .::. Only a fool would compare Chamberlain to López Obrador; the inference here being, señor profesor, that Hitler had some Trumpian tropes.

¶ 3: John Mill Ackerman is full of shit:

Day 1,258 since Donald John Trump has been on “the stump”

1.) .:. 71009D25-1795-4874-A2E8-E7E9DDDE8C3D

312: https ://news .rthk .hk /rthk /en /component /k2 /1535164-20200701.htm

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“¡Viva 🎶 La Raza!” — The best calcos

Context:

It's Pragmatics, of course

It’s Pragmatics, of course .:. 5D1CB479-DFA8-45F1-9053-3C2128A3F3F7 🗣 Implicature in real time and how to read a newspaper 101; summer semester 2020… o como dice una interpretación de Horax en los milenios por Televisa en monitos¹: reunir varias noticias del día, encontrar posibles puntos de unión y conectarlas con un doble -y hasta triple- sentido en el mensaje.

To understand it, one must be fond of roots, origins, —you know— the things that make up patrimony, which is a vase filled with heritage, legacy and, as professor John Mill Ackerman (the Third, of course) revealed para los pobres políticos of el partido político of don Andrés: entail•ments.

¹ Televisa en monitos (monoaureo . com) présenta:

Lorem Ipsum

Lorem Ipsum + Patri•monio equals Σ Fair Use of All Media … and [Quote… 9 casas por casi 60 millones de pesos, construído en menos de una década. Y si bien él salió a quejarse de que “se haga público” y señaló que parte es “donativo de sus padres” que están preocupados “por el bienestar de sus nietos”, y afirma que son datos inflados… también eso se explica por qué no pudieron encontrar nada irregular en las más de ochenta propiedades de Bartlett, los departamentos no declarados de Sánchez Cordero, el casi millón de pesos que cobró este año Durazo por asesorías -que tiene expresamente prohibido hacer-. Es como el COVID: son corruptos asintomáticos, porque son SUS corruptos. Y mientras a una persona “normal” le toma 30 años pagar un crédito hipotecario para hacerse de un departamento de 90 metros cuadrados, un político puede comprar 9 bienes en 9 años sin mayor problema y “es normal”. Algo NO está bien. Al menos hacen aparecer incongruente a la Cuarta Transformación, a lo más son corruptos, aunque no lo acepten. (Para referencia, el edificio del último cuadro es la sede de la Secretaría de la Función Pública). Alarcón en El Heraldo. .:unquote] divided by Patri•monio.

… Coming up:

The “shield and the sword” meets “la charola y el fuero” in the pilot episode of Los Happy Days de la familia Burrón™️, critics at The Orange County Register call the sketch, “the cultural mash-up whose time has come.”

For the record, Monsieur Le PRÉSIDENT du Tribunal Administrative à Paris

That Gap!

That Gap! .:. 8CE86FB9-EF75-449C-85CF-ACC2DC5C4C57 🕵🏽‍♂️ There is a reason for it, and at L’Académie Rabelais the process involved se le denomina: Mar•i•nar.

This blog exists in its current “rapid-fire draft form” since October 2014 because of the fact that the government of President François Hollande did not want me, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto, to:

  • gather newsworthy material from the Mexican community in France (ay, Raza)
  • find tangents in the sociopolitical and cultural fabric of the Mexican diaspora in France
  • connect these with a double –and even a triple– sense in the message, just like the good people of Televisa en monitos¹ reflect in today’s “appropriated” sketch from Grupo Milenio®️.

and as this particular sopa de letras began to be served, Fat Elvis donned the Mexican Sundial Suit (his last mis–en–scene suit, by the way) and closed the year of 2014 for u.s..

And if you, [MONSIEUR LE PRÉSIDENT DU TRIBUNAL ADMINISTRATIVE À PARIS] are not a reader of this most non–consequential blog, then perhaps you missed the descent of an amalgamation of a Fat Elvis (at his worst in 1977) moonlighting as Alabama governor George Wallace in 1968, here’s the rendering of that menu in REAL TIME, not taped last week in a Hollywood lot.

Uncle Andy's Rice

Uncle Andy’s Rice .:. CFF27FE7-1F3A-4421-8296-DC64650E7745 🗣

… https ://monoaureo .com /2020/06/24 /temblor/

The Best People — Breaking the enlèvements contre rançons

Dear, Eugene Robinson… it’s twue, mister, it is TWUE! Donald John Trump lost his mojo with them Okies from Muskogee, mientras eso pasaba, Mike Barnicle, our most non-consequential blog opened up YET another Egyptian coincidence vase; check it out, Mister:

https ://pdf .20mn .fr /2020 /quotidien /2020 06 23_FRA.pdf

Los Hilos de Lencha*

Los Hilos de Lencha* .:. 5C589040-1C53-4B78-BEC0-959F76814EF7 🧮 * “Lencha” is the hypocorism, NOT “the apodo¹” of a person named as Lorenzo/a or, Florencia/o, such is the case with Florence Cassez, which “amigo” Gustavo, is a daily double hipocorístico of « Lencha Casas ».

¹ … as the “Ask a Mexican”, Tavo Arellano, identified here, in this stupidly insipid entry from February of 2007 titled: Why do Mexicans have such ridiculous nicknames?

Irma “La Investigadora”

Irma “La Investigadora” .::. 7DE96CB8-0D89-43A6-A075-4DC85908DC3A 📐🧮📎 Deer, “Ask a Mexican”, syndicated expert on Mexicans for the Republican Party in Orange County, California, look here —motherfucker— Eye is hoping that you, sir, in all of your mighty arsenal of punchlines made for the conservative W.A.S.P.ian mind set, that you sir, draw those sons-ov–bitches a picture that can capture how not just Mexicans, but full Red-Blooded Americans like John Mill Ackerman can earn their nicknames on two different languages and with the connotations assigned to the “code” for the given nickname in both tongues. Par example, Monsieur Le Président du Tribunal Administrative à Paris… You might recall, Madame ou Monsieur, that the Préfecture à Cité yanked (no pun intended) my Compétences et Talents Card when the husband of “la rata” in the political cartoon in this frame arrived to France in 2014 to teach political seminars at La Sorbonne and Sciences Po.

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Still to come, we continue with our interestingly succulent continuing coverage of:

Breaking News

Breaking News .:. EC45653E-90E4-4D6C-94B9-D156A73FA63C 🌋🗺🌊 ¡Alarma!

Taste The Notion
Comparative Analysis of French Magazines in the Second Decade of the 21st. Century A.D.

in this edition, öüï take a look [back] at black cowboys and criminal appropriation with the help of an old magazine that we [the staff] used to scribble on and, most important, make use of it, with the notion of a thing called the Fair Use Of Media. But FOist:

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2020 /jun/23 /suffocating-french-delivery-driver-cedric-chouviat-last-words-george-floyd-case

Corralling the Flasbacks.

“We’re calling for calm. France isn’t the United States, but France is becoming like the United States,” William Bourdon, Attorney-at-law.

Of course you know, President Macron, that back when you were liberating the bus industry to compete for fare with the S.N.C.F., if we [the staff] had told Brontis à La Préfecture at Cité, that little by little, France would start to develop a sort of verisimilitude with both Mexico and the U.S. of A., Eye would have been told that there is already a template for it, and that it went by the title: The Death of French Culture. And of course, I would respond, sure, but this one has Sean Penn saving Mexico.

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Transliterated and translated flashbacks for the current President of the 5th French Republic:

It is 133 days until the next U.S. General Election, do you know W.H.O. the next leader of the Free World is going to be by the time 2022 rolls around, Mr. Macron?

Covering the covers

This is not a front page cover calco of N° 3538 of 20 minutes™️France national edition, it’s just a coincidence de ventiladores in different varieties and power sources .:. 64A35CAB-73D9-4BF2-B79A-9B6F2910C5DD 🔄

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