In the back-burner… this is an InterMission


https ://podcasts .google .com /feed / Day 1215 Trump Claims He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine as U.S. Tops 91,000 DeathsChilling details about how bugs get behind THE BLACK MIRROR, with Edward Snowden and some fellow across THE ATLANTIC.

Because Evry body from the people inside “the house”, friends invited into the house, and of course the Good People at the Paris Prefecture, the Mexican Foreign Service in France and the “ipsec” monkeys at Morning Joe, seem to know more details about my life (than Eye will ever know) Thank you Buzzfeed, and do say hello to Black Spy; ISSY, öüï sure miss them “hamburgers in paradise”.

Adventures in Nepotism

Adventures in nepotisim, sectarian politics, and the cult of “el pueblo bueno“… que odia, hace chapuza, y otras cositas que aquí, en este tan intrascendente blog no nos queda (al staff) espacio ni tiempo para (explotar) trabajar .::. 002E34E5-81A3-4869-9651-AFE850D5390D 🚂🦠✈️🇲🇽 Fourth Paragraph of Prof. John Mill Ackerman’s propaganda for his boss, the President of the Mexican United States: “We [the 4th Transformation] now allocate the support(s) for well-being starting from the base of the Social Pyramid and from D.A.R.E. towards its summit… donc, aquí se está tratando con el Volumen de apoyos repartidos, (.:.) öüï must first know how to arrive to figuring out the volume of said “support allocations” in order to then figure out what “El Moche” for every tier of la susodicha pirámide de la abundancia will be, but D.AT. in and of itself is achieved with a different formula (punto y coma) for all intentions and proportions focus on a cuadrilateral base, as the TROPE of don Andrés is a “Cuarta transformación”, not a triangle one (So), guide your layout with this formulario: V = 1/3 A(of  the base) multiplied by h _ “queremos construir la modernidad desde abajo, entre todos y sin excluir a nadie”, dice el Dr. Ackerman, que dijo su patrón.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/05/18 /opinion /018a1pol

As a warning

If Allowed, Donald John Trump would put a patent on the Sun and direct all sunlight to his golf club [houses] and bed bug infested hotels around the globe. North Korea would of course receive Sunshine Units* as well. 

* Just like Hiroshima and Nagasaki did in the final days of WWII.

The Hollywood land zombies

Reeky good news, Mr. Meyer(s)… .::. 8E806BB1-B36A-4D3D-A669-9CD228DA397C 🌫 What she said. Αnd, Seth, don’t listen to CARL,it’s all in your head,” Gorillaz sang it best, pero sí: Eye gots SUNSHINE, or something like D.A.T..

Note to editors: Brian Williams, just called it, in Babylon Two it’s The 11th Hour on the pm dial of a Monday night experiment; in Paris (Babylon One) it’s Oh Five Hundred hours and there are 168 days before Donald John Trump can stop taking his PLACEBO pill to save face for sponsoring a drug that can kill “mortally obese” people like “his” excellency… AUSSI, “mice were not consulted”, in a glimmer of hope study for a life-saving vaccine. D.A.T. BriWi, always the zinger advocate.

Over at the justice department…

“Right about now,” any legal eagle who kissed the current Attorney General of them united states ass, should sleep comfortably knowing that you (motherfuckers) served as an « escalón » for that sonofavich’s daycare matriarch condescending way of speaking to taxpayers… William Barr is such a cunt.

This District is missing an Erre

This District is missing an Erre, Carmel(o) .::. 518F510B-537C-40E5-98AD-F5F486BD0856 🇲🇽 … just like El Nopal y los animalitos peleando.

Any how, mr. Stanton, wanna know how to spice a bland door like the one that you choose as background on the B.E.A.T… add Basil and Olive Oil if you can’t stand “picante”, not necessary Tabasco or Harissa from Carthage… Colombia, (la hache es muda).


Must show work section of the Intermission:

Exclusive File Photo of Attorney General Barr and his alternate universe nazi SciOps handler. Exhibit A:

The Pledge

William Barr’s initiation ceremony .::. 3A0612F1-CFAB-4950-9A68-10111FF92BD1 💉 Circa 1997. Buena Park, California.

… Hey, Ari Melver, whatcha know about fireplaces? Eye know that you just didn’t go D.A.R.E.! Lucky for you, counselor, öüï just got back the footage of that trip to Bill Gates chimney, so don’t go questioning the relief moulding on a “gas powered” chimney. Whatcha got against Art Nouveau, Willis! Here’s a chimney, Mr. Melver, that should be down wind from your Sound:

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It was 40 Years Ago today… yada, yada, yada.

Dear, Jennifer McNulty — Share this update on your UCSC Alumna story

30 de Abril, 2020
Día del Niño (México)
Plaza Se Sebó.

It's the impunity, stupid

It’s the political impunity, stupid! .::. A05DA529-C270-4DBC-88C2-5FB2DBEF57A7 🏰 Sure, political corruption is a problem, but because we’ve seen nepotism at all levels, and in practically all sectors of an economy (on both sides of The Atlantic) it is easier to control a vermin infestation (in the PUBLIC SERVANT/Lobbyist sector) than to eradicate the corruption of RATAS. It’s not symbolic, it’s not sarcastic, it is Visceral (of course) Eddie Gloude, Jr..

Digression for Princeton University, La Sorbonne, and El Paso Community College:

Anyhow, professor Gloude, there is a reason why your name is invoked, but this is not the Act nor the scene to spill the beans…. spoil the beans on that trope, instead, if you ever make it to The Rachel Maddow Show, please relay to her that Eye kind of get goose bumps when she covers the meat processing stories coming out of the places where more than HALF of the population of little Mexican towns such as, San José de Las Panochas, Durango, (por decir) emigrated to, but then Eye remembers that Tyson, in Gómez Palacio, Durango was, in the early 2000 using the soil where COTTON FIELDS once rotated and flourished along with GRAPE, cantaloupe and watermelon fields, to dump the chicken blood and used chemicals that were spent in the industrialization of Chicken Nuggets, and other assorted chlorinated poultry. ANYHOW, Eddie Gloude, Eye cannot, öüï repeat, Eye cannot summarize 80 years of systematic deterioration of the Mexican (time and space) fabric; let alone explain all of the Quarks … explain all of the Quirks and dangling particles that have delivered this most tragic scene on that dare South of The Border terrain, and for the Record, don Leo, this is what the very French call, “de-constructive criticism”:

Coming up en la pendeja....

Coming up en “la pendeja” .::. 5B86DB9A-186D-400B-84BB-DA211C5AB1B6 🚂✈️🏍🔫
—_•!_•— 🎵🎶🎵🎶
Esto es un asalto chido
Saquen las carteras ya
Bajense los pantalones,
Pues los vamos a “basculear”

El profeta de el nopal.

https ://old. reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /gaee5h/trabajadores_que_entregaban_despensas_en_irapuato/


This section is reserved for University of California (system) students who might come to Paris, France, (like in 2012) to study “Mexican Calaveras” and other assorted CHICANO rarities abroad (Night and Day, baby; Jour et Nuit —75015)…

Issy, OCTUBRE tenía que ser

PAGO EN ESPECIE —Issy, negro Corazón, OCTUBRE tenía que ser… Santa Cruz (The Lost Boys) la tenía que exportar: SANTA MUERTE meets Surfer Calavera! Heck, Showtime even did a mash–up of the CHÁVEZ Ravine struggle with “La Santa Muerte”; antropólogos de la Universidad de Moreno Valley (Kalifornia) trazaron los “hilos” d’ese show a un estaquillo de parafernalia de “La Niña Blanca”.

RELAPSO A LAS “Estupidas Calaveritas” (2011-2012) de Freddy Cats, en Montreuil–s/Bois (93100) y el “alcance” del brazo de los agentes de la Embajada de México en Francía.


So, Mr. Meyer… Eye sees that you are going to Go Your Own Güey, eh

Well, at least you went WEST!

Fake Faquir

Fake Faquir… youse not foolin’ anyone Set .::. 4423D4E0-1A6A-4C77-BD42-633BC12D42B8 ➿ Sincerely, OSIRIS.

But Speaking of going, Eye think that the Windage in that dare clip was set a little Forte, must be from Kentucky because Eye could smell it! —all the way to second base, any whiff, Mr. Meyer, please relay to that “big” band you patched there in one clip, that they need MORE COWBELL!!! MORE COWBELL, Mr. Meyer; how can you head over to KALIFORNIA without a single fucking COWBELL being struck. Just who da’fuck is warming that there “big” band drum set, Mr. Meyer? Eye certainly hope that it is not a Californian, D.A.T’s For S.U.R.E.

—- and now, to keep up with the California theme, and to complement our continuing coverage of First World Academia “nurturing” banana republics with nepotistic graduates, let’s take a trip to UC Santa Cruz, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] hope that the “news center” at that institution does not read this segment in the middle of a very, very, Very–Very very Late Night:

https ://news /2018/12 /sandoval.html

Of course, the following must be read, “in this planet, or any other planet,” in a Brian Williams voice.

— “Is there such thing as a “slight case of Covid?

https ://www .eluniversal .com .mx /nacion /politica /sancionaran-quien-filtro-informacion-sobre-contagio-de-titular-de-la-sfp

Answer, indeed, with a capital “latin Eye”, and especially if the REGIME where that “slight case of Covid” is handled in the very same fashion that the Wuhan State Police handled the “bugle players” of the Covid-19 in China.

Alma Mater

Alma Mater — Santa Cruz

Take for instance, Santa Barbara’s favorite son, John Mill Ackerman’s wife, Irma Sandoval, W.H.O. holds the current civil servant watch-bitch* minister post in Mexico. Ms. Sandoval was just outed with having tested positive with COVID–19, and no sooner than a French cock sings, the Mexican government has vowed to punish whoever took it upon themselves in releasing the news of doña Ackerman’s medical status.

* If “watch-dog is acceptable for a male holding that same civil servant post, then watch-bitch should not be a problem in style nor taste; lest you forget, that the longest running Republic [ROMA], was practically nurtured by a she–wolf.

— Jump to El Día del Niño en Mexico.

Dear, Susana Poveda: happy Earth Day; intermission continues

Exercise 2.

Instructions to student

Instructions to student .::. DDECC285-64B3-4498-9977-5D4BBEE2A7D6 🌎 In this section, the student will identify… N° 1, what the CHRISTMAS gift wrap paper on the frame is [🦠] for?; N° 2, what “la moral” on the lower right blue square of “Today” in French is, in a Mexican* context?; N°3, JOHN MILL ACKERMAN debe explicar las razones por las que él, —y su marido, la encargada del despacho de la Función Pública en Méxicoseserenarondurante su cátedra en el Instituto de Estudios Superiores de Latinoamérica, en París. Francia (ref: Sandoval escribió en su cuenta de Twitter: “Serénense, artistas. 1) Es un hecho histórico que Salinas (Peña Nieto) creó el Fonca (Asociación de mexicanos en Europa) en marzo de 1989 (2013) para mitigar las críticas al fraude electoral (Año de México en Francia, versión François Hollande).

* La moral, en México, es un árbol que da moras.

NoSeSiCreas las extrañas cosas
que ven mis ojos
tal vez te a’sooooooooooooo

A bundle of Joy, Indeed!

A bundle of Joy, Indeed! .::. 94F9E128-EE83-4010-B2BA-9A5892F7307E 🐇 Straight from the Bright side of The Moon.

… Yos’toy tranquilo porque a fin de cuentas, pues yo Llame’spiné LA mano y naiden me lo platicó, ni tampoco lo obtuve de “terceras Fuentes”, Issy, la Tuna’stuvo muy buena; también supe en dónde salen buenos nopalitos y, desde  dónde  se EXPORTAN Repúblicas bananeras. Indeed, Chuckles, a huevo que sí, —it’s on my C.V..

Eye also happens to know

Jiribilla 2304 .::. F9F87E0C-FD03-4628-B6F9-4A9D37BF0F1E 🇲🇽 … “and all the Rhodes D.A.T. lead u.s. D.A.R.E. are Winding”. Jiribilla 2304 is a Master-level course in interpretation; pre requisitos incluyen saber preparar agüita de limón y saber en dónde se dan buenas piñas para complementar eso que los muy franceses llaman “figues de Barbara”, o figues de BarbeRIE.

In other News, Mr. Klobuchar, clean your basement! Ya’Bum!

Men are from Mars

Men are from Mars .::. 09898414-A7FF-4B96-A027-00732876FCDF 🍲Women are fucking crazy, probably because they come from Venus.

Moving on… don’t forget to close The Doors on your way out

N° 3

So, Ms. Hauc, considering that doña Inti will not read, öüï repeat, will not read this most non–consequential blog we [the staff] are going to bee moving on and let you save the planet on Telemundo’s dime, however, bee four öüï land from our Ayahuasca and Té de Tila trip, we’ll leave this little gema untouched until March Nine:

A ver qué dice el viejo

A ver qué dice el marido .:. 012861FF-4F7A-49F6-89EE-F908D129EBE4 .:. Juan Molino Campos–hombre approved.

Memo¹ (pp. 15*/318^) To: Mme. la alcaldesa de París, Francia

“Mas que nada”… Hoy no hubo Jazz!

Desde 1686

BLAMING THE JOYSTICK – Desde 1686 .:. DBEBE463-7E47-45B8-943F-68C989B378B9 🕹  It wasn’t until LOS TEEN TOPS introdujeran “la plaga en 1720, when the French went ahead and invented the TALISMAN in Marseille para LOS FIELES… or something like that!

* Vía: La Jornada en El Siglo de Torreón: DETENTE, “Today is the day”, period, —Full Stop by the Agence France Presse.

Estimada, Señora Hidalgo;


Una vez más el staff de este tan intrascendente blog le pide una disculpa por tener que posponer una vez más la cróniquesca historieta de gacetilla sobre el llamado “multi•lateral•ismo eficaz” entre los gobiernos de Francia y México, resulta, Sra. alcaldesa, que [AQUÍ] se puede hacer un copia/pega del memo² that öüï sent just a few hours ago to Professor Victoria DeFrancesco Soto, over at the LBJ School of Public Policy, however, doña Anne, eso sería una falta de respeto a la pro•xi•midad de esa magnanimidad que usted nos ofrece [a los « Clochardos de Vilma Fuentes »] cada noche invernal de las cuales 1 de cada 5 se vuelve más y más tropical; aunque no por las mismas razones de Lat•IT•udes y Lon•GI•tu•des [🍌] sino más bien por cuestiones Cli•ma•to•ló•gi•cas [🌬🌪🌊].

AMIGos del Chingado MONOAUREO 
(en La Jornada):
Me encanta su manera de cortar con ironía histérica, ese pedazo de pastel llamado MEGXIT...
https ://monoaureo .com /2020/01/10/harry-y-meghan/2020/01/10/harry-y-meghan/
... “Muchos dicen que es porque Megan es plebeya; a pesar de que Meghan, Duquesa de Sussex, es descendiente del rey Eduardo III de Inglaterra y por tanto de casi todos los reyes Plantagenet, además de Felipe IV de Francia y todos los reyes Capeto. También de Fernando III de Castilla y los reyes de León, Portugal, Galicia y Asturias. Y no se cree princesa o indigna de seguir trabajando como actriz...”

En fin, Mme, Hidalgo… entre la triangulación con el ex patrón de la Ali•an•za Nissan-Renault, la caída de un avión a causa de la reacción Iraní contra un “Vendedor” de mercenarios (idiots in Uniform, under Emperor Don John Trump) un niño de primaria en EL NAZAS reaped on the “benefits” of a “Fast and Furious” program; An Exchange that among other AXIS, such as the Florence Cassez (Zodiaco) scoop, and the Ins•ti•tu•tion•AL•ized nepotism of la “Tierra” del profe. John Mill Ackerman y su esposa, la Duquesa de Perote, Veracruz, Irma Eréndira Sandoval Ballesteros de Santa Barbara y Berkley. , deposited me, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto, inside of an “archive” en LOS Sótanos de Cité, Metro Line IV,  [donc, Mme. Hidalgo] nosotros en el staff de este tan intrascendente blog tuvimos que postponer ese mentado multilateralismo “eficaz” en las duchas municipales, —una vez más³.

So, Mme. Hidalgo, we hope to catch-up with you after you decide (or not) to run for the Leadership of the most beautiful city in the world even when seen from the Ratatouille supply side of the dumpsters. Personally, Mme. Hidalgo, you should just say fuck it and run for The Élysée. But what do öüï know, we never EVEN visited SiencesPo.


Las fuentes de doña Vilma sin pies ni cabeza:

From the desk of John Mill Ackerman, unofficial spin doctor (Ph.D) to the Mexican president’s desk:
https ://www .jornada .com .mx/ultimas/politica/2020/01/11/rapido-y-furioso-operativo-de-los-sotanos-de-eu-y-mexico-amlo-1781.html

³ El patrón de todas las “cancelaciones” de último minuto: James “the man show” Kimmel… BRING BACK THE TRAMPOLINE!!! … context; « La “querelle” de 13 ans entre Jimmy Kimmel et Matt Damon est de plus en plus drôle »

Meanwhile in M.E.N.* — John Mill Ackerman’s wife does the Dirty Laundry

* Mexican Evangelical News

A-posteriori judgement

A-posteriori judgement by a Nepotist académicien del Instituto de Altos Estudios (franceses) Latinoamericanos en Saint–Germain-des-Près. •|• Aussi, A.M.L.O. también se acomoda como M.A.L.O., as in No Bueno, ziñor. For further context, please contact prof. John Mill Ackerman at Quinta “La Xingada”. —^•!•^— Buy, “the güey” síñor Ackerman, Automated polls have no Graham… perdón, no grammar.


In Alabama U.S.A. new
Who Knew News‽

Billy’s son turns into a Las Vegas (lovin’), Swinging Preacher, Alpha Trump loving male.

Jesus Christ complex

The Jesus Christ Complex, starring Pretty (Slobo Humping Hobo Babe) Woman’s husband

Meanwhile at Cousin Joe’s breakfast show, it’s Ugly Ties d.a.z.e.

Any güey.

Anygüey .:. 006A1673-432F-4308-9E42-C1D23CCDDC6D •|• Pant Suits are optional