“.., congressional reports. President Ford TRUMP says that he’s disappointed with Congress’s The Senate’s performance. In Detroit, a Pontiac, Michigan youth was reported dead at the scene of a head-on collision on Grand Avenue this morning. The youth was reportedly driving on the wrong side of the boulevard when he struck a delivery truck and was catapulted through the windshild of his the school district’s…
super randito, FAIR use of MEDIA .::. D05B92EA-6B78-480A-9911-14E2197EBF55 🚨 … for educational purposes in the Great State of Kentucky.
Round Girl Geneviève de Paris is on it .::. 16849D55-78B2-46D0-8528-B753FC3DF317 📐 And, “les compagnons de Notre Dame” are keeping the score on the bout, Round One showed a decline of voters at the polls, but then Again, the Sun was out last Sunday and nothing, EYE Said NOTHING, can get in between los Panamegnos y su Sol. 🌞
… Meanwhile in Savannah, Georgia, “What’d EYE say”, said “Buddy” the congressman: don’t worry Senator Paul, [we, the Capitol Hill gang] have the best medical system in the world, — next to T.H.E.M. players of the NBA, of course. Besides, senator, Paul (R–KY jelly) youse like a Super Über Mensch Man, or something like that! Enjoy yo’self senator you’is from Kentucky, AND THAT D.A.T., MOTHERFUCKER, is Moscow Mitch Territory. So you, Senator Paul, Rand [one–each] have nothing to worry about, as a matter of fact, keep holding the relief trillion$$$ for the good people who sit on them DELTA airlines executive boards, and fuck the rest of the people who don’t read PABLO NERUDA like your fine self¹.
Anyhow, Alicia Menendez, please don’t drown in a pool of coodies like the Purple Pundit did, we couldn’t stand Curly Circus Clown taking over your show. Now don’t get u.s. wrong and please, please, please, PLEASE; please don’t let Mí bee misunderstood, öüï like Curly Heilemann, but still, don’t go getting coodies in the coming days, besides, the programming gods found a güey to fit in the “Waiting Room”, and in « yellow » no less, what follows, a bunch of Mexicans waiting on a court decision just so that they won’t stop dreaming? Now that, would be a heck of a parallèle.
Do it again .::. BB431667-CD62-4B53-A31B-9FB825CB57B2 ⚖️ For the record, this will be the second time since December (when a general strike CANCELLED our audience at the Admin Tribunal of Paris) that we have had to make sure that our “mémoire draft” is not trashed by the system; in addition, we are arguing that this audience would not have had to be present in our [Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto] life, if the Préfecture at Cité would have provided an official seal stating that my professional credentials (which were stolen) are a true copy of the original documents, —initially presented at The French Consulate in Los Angeles, California. 📐 So yeah, quite a parallel with them Dreamers in El Ey, wouldn’t you say? Florence Cassez.
BREAKING the NEWS:
NOTE to Editors at POLITICS NATION and The Joe Scarborough Show, please bee advised that the following recap of today’s Presidential COVID-19 Victory Tour at The White House is a follow-up from yesterday’s (for entertainment purposes SATUR[N]THEYS) Evening Post.
Llamas are being evacuated by The Trump Administration from LIMA, PERU; Alpacas in Lima, O•H•I•O• are perplexed on how this will affect the alpaca wool sweater sales people who work on commission (next to the Peruvian flute playing ensembles across Chuck Todd’s Nation) and will not be seeing any donations for the cover hits that the Peruvian flute playing ensembles play at the markets where alpaca wool products are sold. America, what a country, you are so easy to forecast; and we [the staff] are not even trying.
Time Now, it is 23h30 in Central NATO Times.
And in Babylon 2, Nicolle Wallace made a cameo appearance on the Ali Velshi Show, of course, this happened after midnight (in CET) and the pundit appeared… with a Whiter Shade of Pale than her usual self, but after drowning in a pool of coodies what else could the viewers expect. The alternative version of this news-bite is that Nicolle is now a Vampire and she needs to bring her blood supply to a higher dose, so… if you have it, DONATE; and if you are undocumented in the U.S. and have symptoms of the “war time flu”, get checked, it’s o.k. because The Surgeon General of The United States reassured the immigrant population that the I.C.E. goons won’t be there to harass you, or your loved ones. Other than D.A.T., the daily Donald Trump “my pussy hurts” show was as usual, “a word salad”, just like Ali Velshi « channeled ».
… en capítulos anteriores:
“Kentucky Windage with the Paul’s”
For the Record. “My plan will not impose a national ID card or mandatory E-Verify, forcing businesses to become policemen.” Said a Latino-loving Senator, Rand Paul (R–KY), in 2013 to the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce.
But first, it’s 03 hundred hours in Central NATO Time—time to check out TRMS, hey, Raquelito! Still out fishing?
— You betcha’, responded our favorite Purple Pundit, Nicolle Wallace, however, —she went on to say— Raquelito will be back tomorrow no doubt with some really really big fish stories.
Anygüey, it’s been a couple of increasingly Dog Day Afternoon’s since we [the staff] promised you, people who never read this most inconsequential blog, a screen grab of the good Senator from the Great State of Ft. Knox speech to a bunch of Mexican–Americans; and probably to a bucket-load of Cuban–Americans; perhaps a couple of Colombian, Chilenean and Costa Rican–Americans también who probably took Spanish classes in High-school and, [as Cheech Marin put it best] got a motherfucking*“b” so here it goes.
*emphasis is all ours.
If General George C. Scott lived, He would command the seeing half of Col. Frank Slate to take a “FLAMETHROWER” to Fort Knox and level that Golden Training Site and then head over to Churchill Downs and bet on a horse named Tango/Alpha/November/Kilo… General Abrams is fo’Damn–sure rolling in his grave and not necessarily in the cadence of how the Army Goes Rolling Along, no sir.
Tango–Sierra: 06 hundred hours, keep your squelch–on, the staff is going to get some shut-eye, in the mean time, the purple pundit –it seems– is a fan of the Bruce Willis voice–over, who would have thunk it, eh?
The Russian soul is a dark place. Fyodor Dostoyevsky.