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… and Susana Poveda 🧜🏼‍♀️ You Don’t Know Diddley

Bo knows Mí, Bo knows my story, Bu 🦉 knows Jacques because Bu 🦉 is el Nahual de Los muertos and October es l’ante Sala de Styx, which is where Eye works.

Domo arigato, piche Rob-ah—t’oh… one day Eye went for “Cigarros a Hong Kong” and in that trip 🍄‍🟫 Eye dropped Acid with Taiwan MC… just call Mí Daddy 🥢.

Just another time-delayed victim of the Saudis 🇸🇦 via Osama Bin Trade Center

For the record, at 17h03 in CET fip is playing payola over the waves, this is to say that them bitches should know better! WTF if youse gonna play sultry R-n-B play Chaka, can Ewe? Where there is love there is Donna Summer, babe.

That part in red, it feels so real because that’s what your morena exiles in France did. Anarchist! Anarchist you are not, you use FRANCO’s tactics to remain relevant Paco IGNACIO TAIBO II.

En La Francia hoy es día de Saint-Armand… but that has nothing to do with Armando, because armando es verbo 🇬🇹 no sustantivo. Armando es gerundio : verbo en accion, no palabra nepotista seca de salón o aula. Praxis bitches not prayers.

No Habrá Final Feliz, porque Paco es puto 🚬 and a flakey anarchist. Arm-chair warrior like the cos’ play soldiers of the Canopée.

Paco Ignacio TAIBO es un franquiste disfrazado de comunista en Jallo-Ween… gachupín de mierda 🚬 treinta monedas.

Pablo habría de llamarse el héroe de la historieta de TAIBO 2 :

For the record Biz Markie might know Jet Li, but Bo is a Samurai with ninjas at his command. Chinese food’s—good but 4-chikin’wings with egg rolls can’t beat an Avocado 🍣 Roll 🍱 made from a Siren’s tail, 🍶 Sake³ Saki.

³~. Pronounced : SAQUE, hijos de la chingada.

Any Güey, South Central clochard at Saint-Merri, “if you have to ask” you will never know ; cus’ Eye is a voodoo child. For the record, i know nothing but Eye can stand next to a Donald Trump mountain and chop-it-off with the edge of my hand, if i wanted to, I (Armando Segovia) is only waiting for a reason to do so. But yeah, Clochard de Saint-Merri, I know where it’s at. I know that Öüï is blacker than you.

… and so they begin to arrive, the American refugees in France, Issy-trust-Mí, Öüï knows what I is talking about, Surfer Calavera, con agüjetas de cuero de sapo y la bandera de Argentina (Che 🇦🇷 Guevara) in your ‘cos play’ uniform in France.

Previously on last year to they… “nosostros no somos iguales”

In local news Los Angeles now has 3 years to the opening of the XXXIV season of the Santa Ana Winds Flame, olympics edition.

Issy-Rachel-Maddow, I can still HEAR the ECHOS of the mainstream media ridicule redditors back in 2014, 2015, 2016 through 2020 and now, you should know the rest of Aaron SWARTZ story. ERIC HOLDER and the F.B.I. killed him, MSNBC helped seal the takeover and transition “conventional wisdom” to Buzzfeed.in.france

 

But first, CONGRATULATIONS 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 20 minutes France who just became THE BUZZFEED of a new generation of, LIVE FROM NEW YORK it’s “I’ve Seen That Movie Too”, it’s about a cat named Titus, Issy-Eye-buried-that-pussy, aussi.

And now you know… if you think that Vincent Vega had a COW when Uma ordered a $5 milkshake, you should see/read what Travolta said when he played the role of The Snowqueen from Texas. Remember The Alamo, gordo.

Money for nothing… and Paris for free.

 

Nosotros No Somos Iguales is an open letter to Elena Poniatowska y Francisco Ignacio Taibo Junior. Misa en cena por Vilma Fuentes en La Jornada.

AGUASCALIENTES… amarillo no me pongo

Pura Pantalla brasilera en Horizonte. KATY Barbosa no cambiará ninguna metralladora de tags.

In this section the student will separate the red IT! (plural) from The SciencesPo minutes (singular), additionally, the screengrab must match the screenshot en tiempo, espacio y, contexto sin importar la forma; cognitive disonences are encouraged pero para la memoria, these must cancel out with events of the previous 36hr period in a New York Minute, por ejemplo Raquelito, as i (Armando 🚲🧭 Segovia) write this paragraph the Pelotón del Tour de France just crossed the Seine Musicale in the vicinity of the Siren that is on playback today. Time Now, 50 minutos antes de las 7 de la noche.

If, and only if, youse a student of the mainstream media in France be warned that the use of Artificial Intelligence is futile with out FOOTPRINT 👣 PROOF of your carbon waste at La Sorbonne or any of her pinchurrientos annex-es en Saint-Germain-des-Pres, in other words Ewe Stupid French motherfucker’s, the use of A.I. is allowed but only if you know who Mika Brzezinski’s dad was and where Alfredo Jalife–Ramhe was at the time when Concentration Camps were the fad in Florida, or Alcatraz.

Canal 26

1 de octubre, 2022 — Yes, Öüï Khan, break da’ Rhules.

Previously on, “Pare de Surfear”, God continues to reign as the most important sponsor of war 🪖, in this edition of The Church of Pare de Sufrir (🇧🇷), The Russian Orthodox’s Church (🇷🇺) Patriarch Kirill the First, just promised Russian conscripts 72 virgins to rape, upon arriving to Russian heaven when they become Dead as Stalin, in Ukraine.

Jihad in Cyrillic… “Russian soldiers who die in the Ukraine war are committing a ‘sacrifice’ that ‘washes away all the sins’”, said the Patriarch of Saint-Sulpice, Paris 6éme.

En fin, God and Country… over at RFPP 106.3 fm, Osler (🇵🇪) anda revisando “La Carta de Madrid” en Segovia, España, con Toussaint y un tal 🇪🇸 Pepé Mejía 🇪🇸. It’s a repeat 🔁 from last week’s show.

Our coverage at ASEGOVIA3 is not a repeat, but an UPDATE for the “good people at Media Part », coincidentally, last week’s Edition of the Juanito Guanavacoa Show touched on something along this alley, context on the cutline of the frame below:

https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v=R5u5Iyafk-k 

EL TRANSFONDO

No Habrá Final Feliz… long story short a jailed Mexican solider explains to the BBC (yes, that BBC) why he could not reveal the corruption surrounding him in the years when FLORENCE CASSEZ was the Mexican President’s guest of honor in a Chilango Jail. Synopsis: the main fish, Genaro García Luna, and other high-ranking Mexican Officials had not been apprehended yet³. Hilarity ENSUES when a JUANITO GUANABACOA™ recorded laughter track is backmasked to the interview of former Infantry Captain Vladimir Ilich Malagón.

³~. Context follows, but it is right up the alley of the Stephanie Menous’s files at the Préfecture de Police, in the sense that in 2013, when Bruno, her boss, asked of me to give him an organigram, or a chart of what I was supposed to find out, my response, I am not a fortune teller, I don’t have a crystal ball, I am a reporter and I have certain leads which I cannot furnish you with. And this is when mister Bruno dropped the name of PABLO GLEASON in the docket.

Juanito’s Mexique Big Ranch, don’t drink the Kool-Aid™️, and don’t eat the Tacos, Juanito makes Em# from Sheltered Dogs and rescues.

At the HdV en Paris Centre el colectivo CUBO just recreated the scene en Las Canarias. La escenografía se pinta Zola, Emilio.

La Pundita appears courtesy of Greenwich Mean Time and the River Thames, the passing of the Queen is another reminder before September 2022 ‘Bites The Dust‘ that Las Malvinas 🇬🇧 no es América 🇦🇷.

ToMorrEAU never knEaus.

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Dear, Tony Palma at the Bagageries of La Ville de Paris

³~. Ask the nice BAPSA officer in front of Jorge Saldaña’s old studio 🎙️ at HdV, today that broadcasting room is a McDonald’s 🍔.

Sand dunes native here. Sandnigger means “Perspicacity. Also a horseman or knight », period!

An in-kind reminder that I, Armando Segovia,
Do knot select the rotation of Héctor Belascoaran Shayne, César Duarte’s régional banks in the State of Chihuahua, nor the playlists at fip . fr 🛩️

For the record, i stopped believing in Coincidences when you sir, gifted me a copy of Pedro Páramo from Comala, c’est a dire, the events of The Early morning of February 1st, 2021, with the fellow who looks like Hermann Dune were recreated this morning on the steps of La Bourse de Paris… but with a different client of Emmaus Agora.

And, madame la porte-parole de la Préfecture de Police à Paris, Loubna Atta, it is futile to file a complaint at the 4éme Arrondissement, as the nice BAPSA officer suggested for me to do, needless to say, the very next time that one of his “coffee” customers from la rue des Bourdonnais feels like “pinching my toe as I sleep,” again, then somebody is going to have a piece of rebar traversing his fucking heart.

You, madam, can fill-in-the blanks from the narrative that I recounted to the following personnel with ties to la Mairie de Paris:

— Mr. Raphaël Parenti
— The psychiatre at 32 rue des Bourdonnais 75001
—The nice police officer on duty at the police commissariat at Le Grand Palais, on February 2021… or just ask the American Consulate legal section, they have a copy of the Document, and Mika Brzezinski at MSNBC is aware of the existence of said document.

Q-Vo: Todesengel is a cradle robber… and Todesengel is not ashamed

Still to come at 19h11 in Central Siren Times:

Mingus. Mingus. Mingus.

Yeah, Buddy!

Yeah, Buddy!… you might want to ask Yoko Ono why you have got, —Eye is telling YOU— to “know your Chicken”.

Q–Vo: (pochismo) contraction of ¿qué hubo?  pronounced as a Question in Spanish using the English phonetic sound of the letter ‘q’… Kee–Uh•Vo

Previously on

Previously on 🛤 FA69BB9A-320C-4854-BB5F-50585082036A 🏦  “Ces Messieurs De La Santé »… Le snapshot de MSNBC comme document historique, próximamente para la memoria del Tribunal Administrativo de París, en Septiembre de 2020; VOSTF.

With that in mind, earlier en la transmisión the Lyndon Baines (Marie) Johnson School of política ficción on the outskirts of Austin City Limits released a FALL/WINTER semester tease, via professor Victoria de Francesco-Soto. The course is tentatively being called “the politics of political fiction” and the course is worth of course, 3 credit hours towards your resume fluff.

¿Q–vo güey, No Que No Son Nazis?

PolSci 1932

PolSci–1932 The Politics of Fake News… or something like that 🎪 6D9481CC-D40F-4005-99BF-A9D24A89EFD1 🗺 Pre-Requesite: The student must have CONTEMPLATED, upon completing the following dossiers:
1. Le cinéma de la crise
2. Cinéma, reflet de société
3. Cinéma d’evasion

Note to Stu’s:

Juan-Pedro Jeancolas, profesor de historia, y–a–parte (el muy bombo) crítico de cine (en Francia) advierte a los adheridos y a los matriculados en el curso de Otoño/Invierno sobre Fake News y Política Ficción, que los díaporamas suelen desprenderse de las carpetas correspondientes (1,2, y 3) arriba citadas. De ser ese el caso cuando toque repasar ese material por favor Constituya usted mismo los dossiers o carpetas de los años 30’s de la Edición n°6031de “Documentación fotográfica” de Octubre de 1977. SOURCE: La documentation Francąise Secrétariat Général du Gouvernent Gouvernement … quai Voltaire, 75340 CEDEX 07.

https ://monoaureo .com /2020/09/14/ de-pastorela/

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[Pre-recorded track for the 19 o’Clock timestamp of 09/15/2020 in CET]:

And in the role of Gatsby le magnifique: El Niño Luc

Previously on La Vache!

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You could spot, IT!, all the way from Mars (with the proper optics) but our hero Luc Fregón knew that it was part of the toll that had to be paid, Hector Belascoran Shayne, was the trollies of the Ciudad Juárez Trolls. Another laundry Tab# for the expenditure and incidentals report. He could already hear the bean counter back at payroll, “Three Fiddy!!! Buy a dark suit big spender ».

Aguas con La Curva

Aguas con La Curva .:. 65298819-4CFD-4CD9-ABFC-9CFEB169B508 📰

Shayne knew the way to Rocky Point from Ciudad Juarez and most important knew all of the right rough riders south of Las Cruces. Of course, taking the Eye–10 route to Tucson and cutting through Sonoyta would have been a heck of a lot easier, the 1917 Spanish Flu was killing all of the Future Tankers of America of General Patton, so it was safer to first ride south to El Sueco and traverse Chihuahua and Sonora even with La Bola killing all of The Current Tankers of America under General Pershing.

But as mentioned before, Shayne was a prankster and right about La Curva de San Lorenzo, Shayne squeezed the little red “Colona” vacuum sealed baggie.

— It’s fake gold, Gatsby!

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Deer, Mª Tere Kumar, please relay to Mr. Schmitty that the cure for a Constitutional Arsonist, —Mme— is a cachondo mental.

Por ejemplo, doña Mari… at 16h45 (EST), the Negrita-in-Charge just sent a message to the world, it consisted with of the “ritual de la limpia”. In•deed, Ladies in Gemini, Karine Jean–Pierre just sent a Third degree apprentice to wipe down the podium at the gym. The significance of D.A.T. particular timing, is that it’s a 1/4 ’till Five. Esto no es un “Ritual de lo habitual”, señora (Jane)… this is Juana’s Adicción:

Whoof, whoof—Whoof, whoof—Whoof, whoof, whoof.

🎶 Eye been caught stealing, once—when Eye was five…

Over on the HisTory Channel, at the 11th Hour in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s the president’s approved revision of Betsy DeVos 5th grade history textbook.

Chapter 11

Chapter 11 .:. 3A96A610-52DA-4163-8F64-588AE0E1C034 ⚖️ How the Spanish Flu Bankrupted World War 2.

Adventures in Translation and interpretation — False Friends with Detective Héctor Belascoaran Shayne*

* Paco Ignacio Taibo II, capitán del Fondo de Cultura Económica.

¡Ahhh! R’za… Previously on, “Siren! Eye told you knot to fall for the « v » en “oir””, ¡pero noooo! You’re just gonna let your Trompas de Eustaquio feed your lying eyes, aren’t ya’! Neta, Paco, que por eso Tepito no puede tener good wholesome nursery rhymes.

A kind reminder

It’s subliminal [off–course]. A kind reminder from the Foundation for Life .:. FA029C10-FB71-4802-8B1E-13BE5821F611 𓂑𓂒 Big or small it does not matter, before feeding time please bee sure to remove all transversal “accessories” from the teat cisterns of your mammary glands, because the only IRON going into “la cría” should be natural tasting and not the cheap aftermarket shavings from a smelter operation in Shanghai. 

Anyguey, don Paco, para ver “Gotas” por el canal de La Cultura en Chapultepec, el público bonito de /r/mexico (sin acento) lo invitan a usted y a “mother goose” a tomar asiento para disfrutar de su función, suya —of course— y del Pueblo Bueno, —también.

“Hombre rústico y Elemental” — La soberbia y la rabia

Dear, former congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough III, and professor John Mill Ackerman (PhD.): Foreward to don Epigmenio Carlos Ibarra Almada. 

Don Taibo ii

Señor don Taibo ii, si sabe usted porqué el detective Héctor Belascoaran Shayne dice que la historia tiene rima? .:. 8228314C-ED0F-4D5C-9D19-4C6B08FA03E1 🕵🏼‍♂️ Sidelined por “la bastilla mexicana”… [A]unque usted, Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés, no nos lea!

¡Pelotero a la bola!

Hola, par de putos, hay les va un retrato y su contexto abajo. Issy, Johnny Mí’Boy, esto no es un ataque, y como dice don Epi: a Armando Segovia nadie le paga por, (número uno) haber ido a escuchar tu evangelio de Amlo (hombre rústico y Elemental), y (número dos) a Armando Serrano Prieto lo vetaron y lo censuraron el equipo Morena-Francia*/Servicio Exterior Mexicano* en Francia por querer ver el nacimiento —en tiempo real— de lo que hoy es un régimen Ciego, Sordo y número Tres en el mundo por los muertos (y muertas) de la desinformación de “Las mañaneras”.

* Sergio Ávalos / * Pablo Gleason

Yosemite Sam reports from a parallel universe at the James Brady Press Briefing Room inside of The White House, where President Trump holds his telenovela, which of course is called: “la meriendera*”

* D.A.R.E. is a Venn Diagram for D.A.T template en “la mañanera” de Chapultepec.

Still to come:
Les Atty’s Generales, singing their number one hit, “Eye take a pass at D.A.T.”. Indeed you will Counselor, indeed youse will.

But FO’ist! Y’all heard about “La Pundita”… it’s just like one of those but in Chocolate, DAY calls her: La Welkita. In•deed.

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Profesor, John Mill Ackerman: le recordamos que aquí en Francia, la pena de muerte fue abolida, SinEmbargo, la calumnia amerita la guillotina…

Funky people

Funky people .:. DF0E4530-2ADE-45CD-8092-34DDA52D82E8

Sin más. You know my names—pick up the number.