Tag Archives: The Streets of Bakersfield

Thanks giving, they… Hecho en México (Cinéma Lilas 20éme Arrt.)

Previously on :

🤠 🎶 I came here (🇨🇵) looking for Something

 

The Harder They Come the higher the Cliff, Bay-Bee… on Les Rues de Champs—les—Boulangers de Las Calles³ de Cinéma Christine (Barrio Latino).

 

I couldn’t find anywhere else (🇲🇽),
Hey, I’m not tryin’ to be nobody  (Bud Spencer)
I just wanna chance to be myself 📐

Up next it’s the Washington 🏀 Generals, will they fucking once-and-for Ol’ beat the Harlem ⚙️ Globetrotters, who knows? It’s Santa Catarina’s oasis on Sally’s burnt-out hearts club band.

Live from la Place Monge… Sally can fucking wait, mate 🧉.

Get Yer’ Motor Runnin’… Stranger Things souvenir.

 

November Nugget: Eye Really Want To Be In L.A.

El Genaro García Luna del “pueblo bueno”

Ya ves Sergio Ávalos, que sí son iguales al P.R.I., son lo mismo y creo que hasta un poco peor. En fin, que viva MACUSPANA y lo siento por lo de las remesas, JOHN MILL ACKERMAN convenció a todos los “paisas” en la Unión Americana de que Obama era un ladrón y Putin lo mejor de DONALD JOHN TRUMP, y por eso “los paisas buenos” votaron por LAS REDADAS de Herr nazi-Jew Stephen Miller.

En México, nueva ley promulga que el cableo público de La Comisión Federal de Ele-TRIcida’ sean enterrados y desaparecidos por pinches $2,000 pesos del erario.

Bien decía tu comadre licenciada, Talía Olvera, que los mexicanos que se van a los EEUU no son como los mexicanos que se vienen a Francia a estudiar con las remesas de BAKERSFIELD o de Oklahoma, que son lo mismo pero no son igual.

Nice! The two-timing is impecable — This is a song about your fucking mother

Ewe 🇮🇱 know Öüï tried to reach you, at El Nopal con Alejandro de Monterrey, but Ewe were much to high on your Alejandro Poiré bowtie at SciencesPo

 

Police and niggers, that’s right… I think that Springtime for Hitler is late this year, and some fucking Frog is watching Mí 🧑‍🏭 and on tonight’s telenovela you motherfuckers are going to experience the Rhules, from 34 in L.A. to Godwin’s rue at Jean Lointier XIII ème ciclo.

Jackie Chan is a fag but Öüï don’t care about that, it’s his pot-bullying stance that gets U.S… over and over again. LEGALIZE POT, Jackie. And hug your kid like you put that shoulder back in on the set of The Ca Rya Tide kid.

Nice Track Location, pero mi receta está más, mucho más verga que la tuya, SciencesPo.

It’s life of the Rich and Filthy, sponsored by Michael Verga in/at  the Festival de Cinq Continentes con Gilberto Bosques en Marseille.

The more The Boss change the more the Eighties stay the SAME… that’s why the Down Boys go.

Something Eye could not find anywhere else, especially in L.A…. The Eagles of Death Metal can lick my ass.

I don’t need to be a Superman as long as you 🥷 are my biggest fan 🪭… now Wax on 🫵 Wax off 🥋

🎶 Woah Can we rewind to where we’ve been
Ooh I wish you’d take a look and see the shape I’m in

And Eye knows who put the bodies in the Wishing Well, Francisco… but now is not your time. Not yet anyway.

Right now it’s, “Por some sugar on Mí, y panochas cómo tú“.

 

Guitars, Cadillacs, Hillbilly Journalism

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

Gabrielle Oliveira Guy•on comes for EIGHT straight hot-minutes vibrating with my rich Buddy: BAGUETTE.

The crimes of Marco Rubio’s GRAMA 

from Politico  magazine:

Lost in Translation : nombre d’Or. ¿El nombre de Or?… That’s Easy, MARCO 🪟, let Mí show you in FA, how It!, will be, OR Knot to be.

 

“What is truly extremist is not the popular AfD—which took second in the recent election—but rather the establishment’s deadly open border immigration policies that the AfD opposes,” Rubio wrote in a post on X in the hours following the decision.

and Wyane Newton, mister 🍺 BECK, goes here.
“bitte, baby.”

The heights of how a REFUGEE sperm’s can be the source of Hitler’s Youths in CUBA. The year is 1989 and Marco Rubio finishes “high*” school in the Cuban Sperm-Bucket of the world: esa puta FLORIDA.

Porn Is In The Eye of Marco Rubio, but it’s still rock and roll to Mí.

But seriously, Jeff… Baeza beats PUBLISHER. And, Katty Kay, The American Promise is going to run out of parts, the FROGS on them hoofs are severely damaged and the nervous system on that steed is cross ❌ cancelling like Whisky on a Canada Dry.

No Insistas Susana

Entonces Anita Hidalgo, what a they yesterday eh? A fractured Pink Panther where the streets have name but i only remember the ones that Mancini me notó 🎺 So, who’s on First? Mí of course, Anita. It’s always Mí KNOT —Susana PubEda.

And here comes the pitch, the batter swings Strike Tú and Motherfucking 🐎 Mí heads for Second via THE GOD-DAMNED Streets of Bakersfield, Holie—Wholie Hallelu-EAU-EAU-Eau—Jah, to the LEGEND, i am adding, —On! Motherfucking 🐎 Mí is SAFE on Second where JOSÉ MARÍA 🦓 CANO was standing by with an Ice Cream Cone and a Centerfold of Susana Pubeda’s Sister [Em#pelotas] in Spain.

It’s the top of the second and Buck 🦌Owens is at the mound. Willie 🤠 Nelson is at The Plate the score is FOUR and SEVEN Years Ago… yada, yada, yada, let the home team 🤹 mascot do his thing, Öüï is coming live from Mans, and nevermind the pronoun, the locals hate using the complete nomenclature Night and Day literally au Mans Race Track school for Mimes.

7th—INNING STRETCH “Bring in the clowns, Clooney” and don’t forget that it’s THE MIDDLE AGES, you son of a bitch!

Ground Control to Mayor Musk… there’s something wrong³

³~. Your Tesla enroute to Mars was taken for a Joy Ride and the perp dumped the dummy-at-the-wheel somewhere between “check-Point-Sharly” and a gorge in Hérault.

Lost In Translation with AI – or – How to Décrypter Votre Fiancée with a hoe.

Here’s your ConFounDead Bridge 🎸

All Mexicans in France son HIJOS³ de 🌽  Florence Marie Gracia CASSEZ 🌾

Deer, Darminino… meat Mí and Sonia 🐐at the Villejuif underground Stainless Steel Top, where the last shoe store is holding auditions for Pornhub’s Sex-ed P.S.A. for curious ados, and aspiring models aussi.

Bakers Fields

And in Rome, the pope went home and of course, Alicia Menendez, Henry The Horse went to Bakersfield, where that cuaco danced the waltz.

— This calls for a celebration, said Heavyweight Champion George Foreman, as he walked to the Arc at Saint-Germain-l’Auxerrois and the PATIO of The Place WHERE ÉVRYBODY knows EVITA 🇦🇷 TRUMP’s name.

Carmen 👠meats Lolita from Téhéran at the Trumpian Pink 🇦🇷 House in Washington.

Un quite para la prima Vera… inspired by the First corrida porno en Barcelona.

 

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Hey… Alicia, is your chair vibrating or are you just happy to read Mí?

… and, Sonia 🐐, bicheeee! Didn’t Eye tell you that Öüï knew a guy with SHhhhhhhoes!!! Why Ewe had to send that poor rabbin d’Orleans to Bordo-town to fetch shoes for the 👠 wedding of le Figaro and la Libération?

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It’s National German Chocolate Cake Day in the U.S.

Check your calendars, Marie!… after the break, it’s Willy Wonka welcomes Captain Sparrow to the show.

Deaths:

—. 323 B.C. to celebrate the apology of Gen. Mark Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, for accompanying President Trump to a photo–op, Alexander The Great stopped Spinning in his grave.

—. 1979 C.E. to usher in professor Eddie Gloude Jr’s. upcoming book on False Ideologies and make–believe heros, John Wayne, a.k.a. “El Duque” succumbs to a very clear and present danger in the patterns of advertisements of “The Marlboro Man”… like our fearless commander–in–chief, John Wayne pretended to be a military leader, but dodged his tour–of–Duty in a Hollywood Land studio.

Events:

1000 chistes

1000 chistes no tiene chiste, period!

1852 —. Forced out of their land a group of Seminoles end up settling in the Mexican State of Coahuila de Zaragoza; known as the tribu de los indios (negros) mascogos, Juneteenth is also a part of Old México. 

2020 —. Heidi Pryzbyla is back on Deadline. Summoned by an Egyptian coincidence vase, Heidi had no choice but to rise again. Nick Confessore discovers the code within the Egyptian Vase and now the Wallace is getting all giddy about, IT! Always the showboat, Mr. Confessore understands the theater of props and sits in front of bookcase that makes a Barns & Noble empty brick–and–mortar storefront look like a newsstand.

Onomastic Tautologies

Did you know that the 5 second ruhle applies to a dropped ice–cream cone? INDEED, May–dee (punto y coma) Aussi, Regina King, did you know that your callsign is an onomastic tautology? .::. Now in the name of Captain Sparrow, Eye is commandeering this Ship from The Commodore.

2020 —. Not to be outdone by Olympic legend, Bruce Jenner, Lionel Ritchie went ahead and turned himself into a beautiful princess… and she’s funny, Aussi, The 1984 diving giant also dropped his manly name “Bruce” for the more palatable, Amber, and then switched from jumping overboard to running Decathlons in Amsterdam… or something like D.A.T., period — Also (punto y coma) and, Aussi, it’s A BiG ALSO Mateo MacConaughany: öüï, the staff just CRASHED a 1000 party celebration on the Seth Meyers Show, and Lemmi’tell you something, young man, COMEDIC Nepotism is no way to get through life. Why–if–Eye–had an SNL toadie at my disposal, like say… —your brother— i’d have my mom redact all of my French jokes for Mí while sipping cocktails at the Peacock Lounge. 

And now, a message to our President of them United States of America: 

Imagine that

Imagine if the Streets of Bakersfield or the Barrios in San Jose, California would have burned the Okies dance halls down. Not cool mr. president, not cool.

Sir, because we [the humble staff, of this most non–consequential blog] have witnessed in Real Time, not via the news on a TV screen the take–down of a racist memorial on a U.S. Military Base (Forrest Road at Fort Bliss, Texas 79916) we can attest before Ivanka’s, or any of the women in your life bibles, that those racists symbols can be torn down from the spotlight. Mind you, Forrest Road was installed in memory of Forrest Gump grand Dragon-daddy, so if Tom Hanks–es–es (fake KKK sibling) can be put in storage at a museum, why not Seth Myers (Telegram) Bragg, eh? Anyhow, Mr. President: LONG LIVE CASSIDY ROAD. And remember, “The Deseret Never Lies!”

Like a nopal flower on a pillowcase: https ://www .deseret .com /2000/8/1/ 19521338 /confederate-general-s-name-removed-from-army-s-road