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and… Katy Kur, now Öüï knows why Jason went back to L.A. : Porn Stars Break Their Anal Fasting

Oh lawdy Lords, Traci, Soberoff has come a long-way from Virginia.

Over at La Courneuve it’s the annual Pare de Sufrir “comrade” Fest now with more Mélenchon in Évry tent and guaranteed Organized Grab-Ass on each stage.

Hasta la víctoria, but only if-and-only-if:

the situation demands it and Mr. Gayet is convinced.

Una Gringa y dos con Sal, and a Soup Sandwich de Lobina de Mar with a side of siren from The San Fernando Valley.

… they say that it is because of the Porn Stars, that L.A. has beautiful Sunsets, this according to adult film producer Chilly Palmer and, los hijos de Sepulveda Blvd. and Lincoln Heights.

Any hoot, for those who’ve never been, “una gringa” is just a taco d’asada or ‘al pastor’, with soft white cheese wrapped in bread instead of a tortilla.

It’s Weekend Editon : I pity the fool who would leave Hermes out of Circe’s zoo

Oh-oh… in local news, the local narcos are using the Mexican tag “Nueva Generación” to name their “mafia” ; nevermind the Cal. 9mm bullets with a French mayor’s name on it.

https ://ground .news /article /gard-mayor-of-ales-receives-two-9-mm-calibre-bullets-signed-dz-mafia

[It’s an upside down world, figuratively knot literally]

But first, i get it—casting John Leguizamo as the dedicated servant clicks with the narrative of Western Civilization (where the Latin Americans stereotype their own moonlight assisting farmers and graziers with growing crops and raising thier FUCKING livestock), but… FOR PRAGMATIC purposes let’s just give Jacqueline Alemany a Spanish name and call her Jackie López (diacritic optional), feed her Lotus Flowers instead of Salami for TAPAS and see if the LÆSTRYGONIANS come out looking like the Lannisters of Ithaca Rock.

If you’ve Eva’bean, ‘La Plaza de Los Lagartos’ is located downtown.

Take 5 lotus petals after every meal and call Mí in the morning, on account that Mr. Poséidon continues to be an asshole and Jason Soboroff is “rigging” the screen to Nolan’s standards by cutting DONALD TRUMP’s face at the philtrum, the fact that Soboroff is a dead-ringer for the TELÉMACO (diacritic optional) role on/in the Odyssey Show is not our fault.

Across the Franklin Mountains and the long straight-road to Hueco Tanks, CAMP EAST MONTANA is not what it used to be. At least not what it used to be when GEORGE W. BUSH housed an “American terrorist” with air conditioning and even authentic “Sennelier” brushes and other assorted oil painting supplies from France.

When all else fails, the French always go to Chihuahua a un baile

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/05/21 /estados /chihuahua-tiene-un-acuerdo-ilegal-con-israel-sin-registro-ante-la-sre 

… sre = Secretaria de Relaciones Exteriores

I must say Loki (Dogma, 1999) it took Mí a Hell-ov-Elena longer to piss a siren en Mabillon (75006) and Eye (*) certainly spent more time with CIRCE at the “Marché Alimentaire Saint-Germain” (same arrondissement) back in 2018³… and don’t get Mí going with them SIRENS!!! Jeez-whizz Good Will !!! A whole frame to feature the cuntless fishtails on your version of Pénélope, what? Susana Poveda’s agent was asleep at the talent agency when NOLAN issued the cast-call for the film in question? Fer’ Christ’s Sake, Öüï could not even tell if your sirens had wings or fishtails.  The nerve, Matt Damon—the nerve of that Nolan fellow.

 

³~. https://asegovia3 .com /2021/10/18 /over-on-our-twitter-feed-no-habra-perdon-para-powell/

Piss Art — Mermafrodito (NEGATIVE)

 

In Chihuahua, The State of Israel (the Jews) is/are thirsty like a WOLF, in Acapulco, well in Acapulco it’s another edition of “los amigos de Francia en México” : PROMÉXICO resucita.

 

… In Chihuahua, Mexico, sources close to PEGASUS report that the State of Israel 🇮🇱 is moving in on water dwells like DATA CENTERS are moving in with the hicks in up-state New York.

 

It takes Big Balls, Pablo Torre, it takes “big balls” to bring Kung Fu to the mix

Eye pities the Foo’ who wears a lip-synched Shaolin Fù to the set.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /mexico-es-campeon-en-desaparicion-colectivos-de-buscadores-marchan-en-reforma-previo-al-partido-mexico-inglaterra

« Le Mexique est champion…

Note to editors : Öüï, and the makers of this most non-consequential blog remain committed to our Pablo Torre “translucent guayabera” watch ; on today’s episode Pablo betrays The Roots and goes full Wu Tang on the DOGE crowd.

des disparitions ! »

Fuck it, if Donald Trump can change “Innocents Day” from December the 28th to July the 5th, then Öüï will change Saint Valentine’s Day from 14 / 02 to 06 / 06 :

https ://www .marianne .net /ameriques /big-balls-et-musk-des-etats-unis-a-la-france-pourquoi-les-politiques-sont-obsedes-par-leurs-couilles

The Family Jewels, “Big balls” and Musk: from the United States to France, why are politicians obsessed with their “balls”?

 

Over on the MAGA watch, David Noriega is starting to look and sound like Paola Ramos, which begs the question, is Paola not man enough to hold the co-respondants job? C’mon Cousin Joe, what says you about the meaning of masculinity in a Latin American short story?

¡Qué belga… i told you that it was not a penalty!

Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga…

We Are Currently Posting FIFA trespassers.

Ol’ Dirty Bastard

For the ump-teenth time, i do not select the news of the day, Eye simply drive the headlines and try not to bury the 🚴🏼‍♂️ LEAD.

Norwegian Would, a Japanese thriller about time-traveling teens.

Also, if you are Mexican but most importantly, a die-hard fan of “la verde”, Öüï prognosticated that under “El Vasco” the national team would play like they always have—and lose like they never did, which is to say, with honor despite the heatwave and Trump policies on and off the pitch .

… and Trump invents soccer for suckers.

And, Eddie Gloude Jr., how did you (doctor) celebrate the 5th of July, like EACH-and-EVERY-one of those STUPID MEXICANS celebrating DONALD J. TRUMP’S world cup? And Cousin Joe, it’s interesting to see just how “exceptional” the United States of America is, even on the SOCCER ⚽ pitch,

Hot chili peppers in Paris-es blistering Sun

https ://www .leparisien .fr /direct-canicule /72-departements-places-en-vigilance-rouge —deja-27-c-releves-a-laube-a-paris-25-06-2026

Well, I’ve been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today’s codes?

Major T. J. “King” Kong

And Soni 🐏 Carneiro, Dr. Poisson just down your BFM’ER-street might concur³

In Local Sports : it’s la rue Clisson and Château de Rentiers en San Anton’ 🤠.

³~. Issy-Sonia-Carneiro, oui, güi, we… you remind me of the first Mexican that i (Armando Segovia) met in France, not in Paris but way down south, any 🦉 hoot Sonia Cabrona, in hindsight it’s true that my miserable eyes have learned and ‘discovered’ many wonderful things in « La France » but like i told your doppelganger à Montpellier one generation ago :

Corral means -patio trasero ; and Sonia Carneiro, the reason why i was granted the Carte Compétences et Talents in L.A. (Dec. 2010) was because i promised not to review La France using Jorge Saldaña’s ‘French Civilisation ass-licking Style’ (for context see Mel Brooks take on Robin Hood and his greeny  tights) or, for those who know where the Pont Neuf’s conditioning is at during the 2026 Spring/Summer Nuit Blanche, in the time-lapse style of the Associated Press advertorial 🪨 sales 🛘 department page 📜.

 

_ so, Whit[e] Sunday in mind, i knew back in 2008 that France was going to be gradually mexicanized, not turn into México, but sure-as-fuck “aromatisé” like that disgusting Desperados™ tequila/beer booze brand… and if you don’t believe Mí, ask any French crime news producer or any in the rotation of ministers of the INTERIOR at Court Saint-Émilion, but KNOT-to-They because today is Whit[e] Monday and Jesus’ real 🕊️ dad (not his legal 🔨 one🪚) is on an extended-pont férié with all of the gang of derelicts and bums that spread the “good news” to unrepentant goy-haters in Judea, Galilée, and to the motherfuckers clochards near la Samaritaine.

Issy-three-is a magic number.

 

Over at the anti-Gentile House of the Shrimp-eating PIGS from Israel, it’s King David never knew what he missed, —or did he?

Pork Rind and Reichs.

Shalom, motherfucker, 🐷 oink 🐖 oink and all that Jazz.

 

🎶 Sing U.S. a Song Mr. Pardo man 🎹

… and nothing, not a goddamned thing beats drinking alone on a Wednesday morning à Pont Neuf, y en La Rumorosa también.

Juniors

 

Any 🦉 hoot, “can art¹ change the world?”, who knows, “Kikito”, who knows. Leonardo di ser Piero (an illegitimate bastard son of) da Vinci could perhaps begin to answer that musing but sources close to the Pope in Rome relay that Leonardo would not be able to comment if the polymath expected to keep his source of income from the design of weapons of mass destruction and maintain his kicks going, from those necro-studies under the cover of night that don Leo did.

¹~. https ://www .theguardian .com /2017 /sep /18 /proud-to-be-mexican-meet-the-baby-whose-huge-image-gazes-over-the-border

So it goes… en ciencia y ficción.

I tell you what Francisco (kiko) Higareda, now 10 years of age, journalism sure as caca 💩 has not changed it but don’t take my word for it, ask any RENEGADO in Mexicali or along any town in that godforsaken peninsula on that Sea of Cortés, which stretches parallel southbound from Sonora to Sinaloa : it has not, objectively speaking.

No woman no Cry, Capone is an artist now, not an IDF terrorist.

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The Cavern at Pont Neuf, where Clochards are forged.

Me and The Devil Bleus

https ://en .wikipedia .org /Edith_Smith_police_officer

Bobbies sent by Jagger Unplug The Beatles Last Show

Off The Roof, by order of The Rolling Stones.

Get Bach, Marjo… get back home
Your mummy’s waitin’ for youWearin’ her high-heel shoesAnd a low-neck sweater —