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And Soni 🐏 Carneiro, Dr. Poisson just down your BFM’ER-street might concur³

In Local Sports : it’s la rue Clisson and Château de Rentiers en San Anton’ 🤠.

³~. Issy-Sonia-Carneiro, oui, güi, we… you remind me of the first Mexican that i (Armando Segovia) met in France, not in Paris but way down south, any 🦉 hoot Sonia Cabrona, in hindsight it’s true that my miserable eyes have learned and ‘discovered’ many wonderful things in « La France » but like i told your doppelganger à Montpellier one generation ago :

Corral means -patio trasero ; and Sonia Carneiro, the reason why i was granted the Carte Compétences et Talents in L.A. (Dec. 2010) was because i promised not to review La France using Jorge Saldaña’s ‘French Civilisation ass-licking Style’ (for context see Mel Brooks take on Robin Hood and his greeny  tights) or, for those who know where the Pont Neuf’s conditioning is at during the 2026 Spring/Summer Nuit Blanche, in the time-lapse style of the Associated Press advertorial 🪨 sales 🛘 department page 📜.

 

_ so, Whit[e] Sunday in mind, i knew back in 2008 that France was going to be gradually mexicanized, not turn into México, but sure-as-fuck “aromatisé” like that disgusting Desperados™ tequila/beer booze brand… and if you don’t believe Mí, ask any French crime news producer or any in the rotation of ministers of the INTERIOR at Court Saint-Émilion, but KNOT-to-They because today is Whit[e] Monday and Jesus’ real 🕊️ dad (not his legal 🔨 one🪚) is on an extended-pont férié with all of the gang of derelicts and bums that spread the “good news” to unrepentant goy-haters in Judea, Galilée, and to the motherfuckers clochards near la Samaritaine.

Issy-three-is a magic number.

 

Over at the anti-Gentile House of the Shrimp-eating PIGS from Israel, it’s King David never knew what he missed, —or did he?

Pork Rind and Reichs.

Shalom, motherfucker, 🐷 oink 🐖 oink and all that Jazz.

 

🎶 Sing U.S. a Song Mr. Pardo man 🎹

… and nothing, not a goddamned thing beats drinking alone on a Wednesday morning à Pont Neuf, y en La Rumorosa también.

Juniors

 

Any 🦉 hoot, “can art¹ change the world?”, who knows, “Kikito”, who knows. Leonardo di ser Piero (an illegitimate bastard son of) da Vinci could perhaps begin to answer that musing but sources close to the Pope in Rome relay that Leonardo would not be able to comment if the polymath expected to keep his source of income from the design of weapons of mass destruction and maintain his kicks going, from those necro-studies under the cover of night that don Leo did.

¹~. https ://www .theguardian .com /2017 /sep /18 /proud-to-be-mexican-meet-the-baby-whose-huge-image-gazes-over-the-border

So it goes… en ciencia y ficción.

I tell you what Francisco (kiko) Higareda, now 10 years of age, journalism sure as caca 💩 has not changed it but don’t take my word for it, ask any RENEGADO in Mexicali or along any town in that godforsaken peninsula on that Sea of Cortés, which stretches parallel southbound from Sonora to Sinaloa : it has not, objectively speaking.

No woman no Cry, Capone is an artist now, not an IDF terrorist.

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Up next on the Moraleja Portier-Kalten Huachicolback Show : 3 Savile Row

Page 3, The Guardian

The Devil Wears PARDA.

The Brit Archives • For Sale… only on
The Cavern at Pont Neuf, where Clochards are forged.

Me and The Devil Bleus

https ://en .wikipedia .org /Edith_Smith_police_officer

Bobbies sent by Jagger Unplug The Beatles Last Show

Off The Roof, by order of The Rolling Stones.

Get Bach, Marjo… get back home
Your mummy’s waitin’ for youWearin’ her high-heel shoesAnd a low-neck sweater —

Öüï got the ✈️ JAZZ arriving from Montreal

And, Marjolena Portenkalten—Jazz, nevermind about the landscape to eternity, what comes next is a marshy looking Styx with two paisanos de las Mercier’s, and wouldn’t Ewe know it, A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum :

Satin Doll...

Satin Doll… 🎹 Eye is with the Duke, of Earl.

Eye was there minding Mi’s affairs trying to enjoy the view when all of a sudden Syrinx, pulls U.S. over for river travel duty, hilarity ensues when…

_ two Canadian jetliner pilots pronounce the letter R to Mme. Mercier’s right like an “elle” in the Magazine.

Over in NANTEs…hoy no hubo piano, Faster Pussycat, only a Canadian singing The Hymns of Love en La Bendita Torre Eiffel.

A través de mi persiana americana, Buenos Aires te ves : tan susceptible.

I (armando segovia) wonders if your respectable husband will laugh at this anecdotal tag on the river Seine 🫟… back at Ewe, Marjo.

Key word here, “The first time I saw bums was when I arrived in Paris”

THE LOOK-ALIKE SHOW in “Le France libre”

Cellos for peace with an ex-Exodus monster look-alike… INONDATIONS in Hilo, Hawaii, follow.

Now, Yesterday… Eye shot the Sheriff with an AFROMAN, and to They (in HAWAII), today I ROCKED your MAGA Hero.

I Buried TITUS

The Sociology is a Martial Art… and Kung Fu is disco dancing with a China man.

Pineapple goes here [🍕] and it’s just as good when the slice is cold ; irregardless Mme. MERCIER, that’s the difference between AGENCY and your husband’s BRAND.

https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2026/03/20 /etre-un-clochard-est-un-choix-de-vie-helene-mercier-arnault-epouse-de-bernard-arnault-suscite-lindignation-apres-ses-propos-sur-les-sdf

What I Got : a fucking slob in high places… Issy-Those-Are “ugly candles” on that birthday cake. This is to say, Mme. MERCIER, and I CAN ASSURE YOU that as the first Made-in-France refugee, you find “clochards” in all walks of life (including) those places where NOBODY dares to talk about Jeffrey Epstein in FRANCE… sante [ 🥂 ] Mme. Mercier, —sante!

Entonces pues, this is fucking SUBLIME… Eye ain’t got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars Issy-I-spent it all.

https ://www .politicspa .com /fetterman-breaks-again-with-dems-advances-mullin-for-dhs

And whomever is programming tonight’s fip-a-jazz, I Got Something for Your Punk Ass!

CARLOS is DEAD

Walk this way, Ranger.

🎶 In Other Words : an Eternity of Darkness for your ZIONIST 🇮🇱 ass, Chuckie.

And just like that, gone ⏰ it’s 10h CET¹

¹~. 05-hundred hours EST

If only…

 

And, Paola Ramos, you can now relay to your dad that Öüï have it on good authority that Jackie Alemany is going with the “all business” Adela Micha look for today’s International Women’s Day. Not bad just a little too much Sheen on the lacrimal glands ; it’s normal considering that Micha cut her teeth after “La Rosa de Guadalupe” and “Siempre en Domingo,” time slot on UNIVISION (KMEX-34).

Houses of The Holies

 

Any güey, Jonathan Capehart, do you know how many degrees are between Homer and Mexico?

Answer : One, but you have to go to Kenya first, without going to jail…

Let Mí guess… the horse is Arabian?

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What, too soon? — Mars looks good on Jackie

Eye believes that Öüï has a winner !!! Not sure if it’s the bloody red background on the video feed or the crossbrestess-es pullover.

Circumcision is a crime against humanity ✂️🇮🇱✂️

 

Yea! Alemany nailed Mars, and just in time, for The Killing of The Christ starting on March 29.

Note to editors : the fact that the U.S. Congressional delegation who oversights things like say,  bringing hell to another country (not necessarily Minneapolis, Minnesota), is referred to as a “gang” provides a window into the kind of “god” that the U.nited S.tates apparently ‘trusts’, and that god is not Greek but Roman, and the SACRIFICE COUNT for Mars starts at 3 dead soldiers from U.S.. Good thing that they died to distract.

https ://ballotpedia .org /Gang_of_Eight #Other_uses

Knot that serA se refiera a Ares, much less that Ewe motherfuckers should take my most non-consequential blog for gospel just because Jesus Built My Hot Rod, but rumor has it that according to The Prophet Epstein, Donald John Trump would attack Iran (beyond a doubt)  if that son-of-a-bitch was to get “trapped like a rat”.

Compare this to your gospel… so Ewe can spy on my phone and even turn it off ; what are Ewe 🇮🇱 a character on The Twilight Zone? Jezz-U.S. Rothschild Tut

Öüï keeps trucking.

Does anybody remember Jerry Lee Lewis? He was supposed to be “the devil”, but all that Jerry Lee was, well he was into Alabama divorces (all in the family) and the label wrote that he was just a petty killer. Loads of fun in them ’50’s… beyond the sea.

 

Loves walks in… hilarity ensues when, wait for it, wait

Charlotte Bibring and Thomas El Corbillón are in a bar, enjoying la llamada “contra danza” when in walks Eric Clapton and says, “she’s just Pretending”… short story long Layla took the cocaine and last Öüï heard, Layla moved to Spain where she’s living “la vie en Rosa” con una zorra who plays contra-bass or something like that.

This marco has not yet been rated : Homer was a French Clochard.

 

Act two, in walks Circe and Évry last motherfucker had Bacon in a Flash… 💋

 

No KIDS were harmed in the making of this blog

Since 1971… hoy no hubo Molly, Léon.

News ewes can use
by : Syphilus Berger

Histoire sans pénicilline

Let Mí guess, Carmen!.

In Paris, France, not to be outdone by the 175th anniversary of The New York Times, “Le Figaro” is pulling out the Spanish corrida on the Magallanes trip de Gael García Bernal on “My Generation,” or something like that.

MGMT

The Russians flew in to Miami BRITISH OVERSEAS AIR CORPORATION… and because the Ukraine Girls Really Knocked Russia down in that on-going war, Vladimir Putin is going to Orlando and then to Mar-a-Lago.

Control yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be hauntedControl yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be haunted

Entonces Roger Peréz… it’s like I once told Bruno at the Cité, “I don’t select the news cycles” and, I can most certainly Knot select the “Politis” of the month of December 2025 and fact check Mister Darmanin’s statement about how the préfecture de police (Cité) protects “investigative journalists”.

 

En fin, Mister Darmanin… never do-you-mind Roger Pérez “arm-in-arm” with all the other homeless sociopaths (they’re harmless), but considering that you hail from Lille, and not Paris 5éme, let Mí (motherfucker) take you down to Les Sentiers d’Anáhuac, not with that dismissive Brit, Edward Burnett Tylor, but with the CODEX de FLORENCE… en BD, o como dicen los franceses: Banda Diseñada.

(7-11-2025_CDMX) En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta)³.

 

³~. https ://asegovia3 .com/2025/11/07 / 32 : 10-jon-batiste-reinvente-avec-genie-lamericana-at-boutrebie³/

Banda Diseñada evokes from the first note, The 🐒 Monkees, of course, in case Ewe (the non-reader) forgets the filthy French Culte that Öüï’s following:

Literally, “depuis 1909” o como dicen los rosbifs de Liverpool : una, después 909 🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🛫

 

Entonces, Roger Pérez…

If you are out of Schlitz, you are Schiltz out of luck 📸… Évrybody wants to be an artist, or to rule the world except for Mí and my Monkee.

Vanity Fair…

… now then, Eye is no artist and Öüï, well Öüï could not now what it is like to try to lasso the beauty of a flower or, capture as Chagall once told Mí (motherfucker):

Fuck if I know what the colours of music is, nigga! It’s all Jazz to me.

Marcos Chagall

Big Bully Trump — John’s retribution in his Gospel’s « revelation »

 

But speaking (Roger Peréz) about ‘bullies’, SASKIA de Ville ; prima-hermana de CRUELLA de Ville, is recreating “Once Upon A Time in AMÉRICA” on a coup-d’etat.

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Pelotero a la bola.

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NOW, there is of course the “soft-Golpe de estado” but Roger, the Cracker Barrel® is blander, insipid! If Good Will be.

Rococo follows

Roger, out!