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It takes Big Balls, Pablo Torre, it takes “big balls” to bring Kung Fu to the mix

Eye pities the Foo’ who wears a lip-synched Shaolin Fù to the set.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /mexico-es-campeon-en-desaparicion-colectivos-de-buscadores-marchan-en-reforma-previo-al-partido-mexico-inglaterra

« Le Mexique est champion…

Note to editors : Öüï, and the makers of this most non-consequential blog remain committed to our Pablo Torre “translucent guayabera” watch ; on today’s episode Pablo betrays The Roots and goes full Wu Tang on the DOGE crowd.

des disparitions ! »

Fuck it, if Donald Trump can change “Innocents Day” from December the 28th to July the 5th, then Öüï will change Saint Valentine’s Day from 14 / 02 to 06 / 06 :

https ://www .marianne .net /ameriques /big-balls-et-musk-des-etats-unis-a-la-france-pourquoi-les-politiques-sont-obsedes-par-leurs-couilles

The Family Jewels, “Big balls” and Musk: from the United States to France, why are politicians obsessed with their “balls”?

 

Over on the MAGA watch, David Noriega is starting to look and sound like Paola Ramos, which begs the question, is Paola not man enough to hold the co-respondants job? C’mon Cousin Joe, what says you about the meaning of masculinity in a Latin American short story?

¡Qué belga… i told you that it was not a penalty!

Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga…

We Are Currently Posting FIFA trespassers.

Ol’ Dirty Bastard

For the ump-teenth time, i do not select the news of the day, Eye simply drive the headlines and try not to bury the 🚴🏼‍♂️ LEAD.

Norwegian Would, a Japanese thriller about time-traveling teens.

Also, if you are Mexican but most importantly, a die-hard fan of “la verde”, Öüï prognosticated that under “El Vasco” the national team would play like they always have—and lose like they never did, which is to say, with honor despite the heatwave and Trump policies on and off the pitch .

… and Trump invents soccer for suckers.

And, Eddie Gloude Jr., how did you (doctor) celebrate the 5th of July, like EACH-and-EVERY-one of those STUPID MEXICANS celebrating DONALD J. TRUMP’S world cup? And Cousin Joe, it’s interesting to see just how “exceptional” the United States of America is, even on the SOCCER ⚽ pitch,

Hot chili peppers in Paris-es blistering Sun

https ://www .leparisien .fr /direct-canicule /72-departements-places-en-vigilance-rouge —deja-27-c-releves-a-laube-a-paris-25-06-2026

Well, I’ve been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today’s codes?

Major T. J. “King” Kong

And Soni 🐏 Carneiro, Dr. Poisson just down your BFM’ER-street might concur³

In Local Sports : it’s la rue Clisson and Château de Rentiers en San Anton’ 🤠.

³~. Issy-Sonia-Carneiro, oui, güi, we… you remind me of the first Mexican that i (Armando Segovia) met in France, not in Paris but way down south, any 🦉 hoot Sonia Cabrona, in hindsight it’s true that my miserable eyes have learned and ‘discovered’ many wonderful things in « La France » but like i told your doppelganger à Montpellier one generation ago :

Corral means -patio trasero ; and Sonia Carneiro, the reason why i was granted the Carte Compétences et Talents in L.A. (Dec. 2010) was because i promised not to review La France using Jorge Saldaña’s ‘French Civilisation ass-licking Style’ (for context see Mel Brooks take on Robin Hood and his greeny  tights) or, for those who know where the Pont Neuf’s conditioning is at during the 2026 Spring/Summer Nuit Blanche, in the time-lapse style of the Associated Press advertorial 🪨 sales 🛘 department page 📜.

 

_ so, Whit[e] Sunday in mind, i knew back in 2008 that France was going to be gradually mexicanized, not turn into México, but sure-as-fuck “aromatisé” like that disgusting Desperados™ tequila/beer booze brand… and if you don’t believe Mí, ask any French crime news producer or any in the rotation of ministers of the INTERIOR at Court Saint-Émilion, but KNOT-to-They because today is Whit[e] Monday and Jesus’ real 🕊️ dad (not his legal 🔨 one🪚) is on an extended-pont férié with all of the gang of derelicts and bums that spread the “good news” to unrepentant goy-haters in Judea, Galilée, and to the motherfuckers clochards near la Samaritaine.

Issy-three-is a magic number.

 

Over at the anti-Gentile House of the Shrimp-eating PIGS from Israel, it’s King David never knew what he missed, —or did he?

Pork Rind and Reichs.

Shalom, motherfucker, 🐷 oink 🐖 oink and all that Jazz.

 

🎶 Sing U.S. a Song Mr. Pardo man 🎹

… and nothing, not a goddamned thing beats drinking alone on a Wednesday morning à Pont Neuf, y en La Rumorosa también.

Juniors

 

Any 🦉 hoot, “can art¹ change the world?”, who knows, “Kikito”, who knows. Leonardo di ser Piero (an illegitimate bastard son of) da Vinci could perhaps begin to answer that musing but sources close to the Pope in Rome relay that Leonardo would not be able to comment if the polymath expected to keep his source of income from the design of weapons of mass destruction and maintain his kicks going, from those necro-studies under the cover of night that don Leo did.

¹~. https ://www .theguardian .com /2017 /sep /18 /proud-to-be-mexican-meet-the-baby-whose-huge-image-gazes-over-the-border

So it goes… en ciencia y ficción.

I tell you what Francisco (kiko) Higareda, now 10 years of age, journalism sure as caca 💩 has not changed it but don’t take my word for it, ask any RENEGADO in Mexicali or along any town in that godforsaken peninsula on that Sea of Cortés, which stretches parallel southbound from Sonora to Sinaloa : it has not, objectively speaking.

No woman no Cry, Capone is an artist now, not an IDF terrorist.

[ Intermission for the benefit of our nº 1 reader in North Bergen, New Jersey, catch up nigger, catch up! Don’t miss a single comma].

Up next on the Moraleja Portier-Kalten Huachicolback Show : 3 Savile Row

Page 3, The Guardian

The Devil Wears PARDA.

The Brit Archives • For Sale… only on
The Cavern at Pont Neuf, where Clochards are forged.

Me and The Devil Bleus

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Bobbies sent by Jagger Unplug The Beatles Last Show

Off The Roof, by order of The Rolling Stones.

Get Bach, Marjo… get back home
Your mummy’s waitin’ for youWearin’ her high-heel shoesAnd a low-neck sweater —

Öüï got the ✈️ JAZZ arriving from Montreal

And, Marjolena Portenkalten—Jazz, nevermind about the landscape to eternity, what comes next is a marshy looking Styx with two paisanos de las Mercier’s, and wouldn’t Ewe know it, A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum :

Satin Doll...

Satin Doll… 🎹 Eye is with the Duke, of Earl.

Eye was there minding Mi’s affairs trying to enjoy the view when all of a sudden Syrinx, pulls U.S. over for river travel duty, hilarity ensues when…

_ two Canadian jetliner pilots pronounce the letter R to Mme. Mercier’s right like an “elle” in the Magazine.

Over in NANTEs…hoy no hubo piano, Faster Pussycat, only a Canadian singing The Hymns of Love en La Bendita Torre Eiffel.

A través de mi persiana americana, Buenos Aires te ves : tan susceptible.

I (armando segovia) wonders if your respectable husband will laugh at this anecdotal tag on the river Seine 🫟… back at Ewe, Marjo.

Key word here, “The first time I saw bums was when I arrived in Paris”

THE LOOK-ALIKE SHOW in “Le France libre”

Cellos for peace with an ex-Exodus monster look-alike… INONDATIONS in Hilo, Hawaii, follow.

Now, Yesterday… Eye shot the Sheriff with an AFROMAN, and to They (in HAWAII), today I ROCKED your MAGA Hero.

I Buried TITUS

The Sociology is a Martial Art… and Kung Fu is disco dancing with a China man.

Pineapple goes here [🍕] and it’s just as good when the slice is cold ; irregardless Mme. MERCIER, that’s the difference between AGENCY and your husband’s BRAND.

https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2026/03/20 /etre-un-clochard-est-un-choix-de-vie-helene-mercier-arnault-epouse-de-bernard-arnault-suscite-lindignation-apres-ses-propos-sur-les-sdf

What I Got : a fucking slob in high places… Issy-Those-Are “ugly candles” on that birthday cake. This is to say, Mme. MERCIER, and I CAN ASSURE YOU that as the first Made-in-France refugee, you find “clochards” in all walks of life (including) those places where NOBODY dares to talk about Jeffrey Epstein in FRANCE… sante [ 🥂 ] Mme. Mercier, —sante!

Entonces pues, this is fucking SUBLIME… Eye ain’t got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars Issy-I-spent it all.

https ://www .politicspa .com /fetterman-breaks-again-with-dems-advances-mullin-for-dhs

And whomever is programming tonight’s fip-a-jazz, I Got Something for Your Punk Ass!

CARLOS is DEAD

Walk this way, Ranger.

🎶 In Other Words : an Eternity of Darkness for your ZIONIST 🇮🇱 ass, Chuckie.

And just like that, gone ⏰ it’s 10h CET¹

¹~. 05-hundred hours EST

If only…

 

And, Paola Ramos, you can now relay to your dad that Öüï have it on good authority that Jackie Alemany is going with the “all business” Adela Micha look for today’s International Women’s Day. Not bad just a little too much Sheen on the lacrimal glands ; it’s normal considering that Micha cut her teeth after “La Rosa de Guadalupe” and “Siempre en Domingo,” time slot on UNIVISION (KMEX-34).

Houses of The Holies

 

Any güey, Jonathan Capehart, do you know how many degrees are between Homer and Mexico?

Answer : One, but you have to go to Kenya first, without going to jail…

Let Mí guess… the horse is Arabian?

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