Deer, Avi Velshi — “Por eso son reyes”.

Lorem Ipsum: ¿porqué no le salpicas GOYA a tu sazón J.C.? Al fin que como dicen tus hijos los mejicanos: ¡comes y te vas!

Hable Sr. Gonzalez, ¡Hable!

Y hay hasta para llevar

Aquí hay hasta para llevar .:. 99A07E4E-9D96-4AFF-AEDC-D4C7EA4C33E0 .:. Starting con:

Now, Fantastic Negrita on the AM Joy, take a deep breath (no pun intended) and carry on. Nevermind u.s. because aside from the fact that you will not read this, neither will the human pet of Buddy the former executive dog, [it was a tragedy the way that Socks treated that po’Chocolate labrador] but if they did, they would sense beyond a doubt that we don’t select the current events of the week, but being D.A.T.:

https ://www .20minutes .fr/monde/ 154935-20070430-quand-terroriste-combattant-liberte

In the last week, which in dog years is like three months or so, former Attorney General of the United States under George W. Bush made a cameo on the circuitry of the Talking Heads.

Dangling participle

We must relay to former U.S. Attorney General, Loretta Lynch D.A.T. it is not cool to go on National cable TV and take the fifth.

https ://monoaureo .com /2020/08/05/beirut/

Now, i don’t know what it is about the former Attorney General that makes me (little ol’ Armando Segovia) feel uneasy about him, wait, I got it, ah-ha!!! I remember now, he looks like a cunt, but that shouldn’t disqualify him from working or being benevolent just because he’s got a bullet point on his curriculum that credits him as working for Bush 43.

A tu salud, Georgina

A tu salud, Georgina Moreno, a tu salud y a la de don Gilberto Forrest Saldívar.

No, Secretary Clinton, Sr. Gonzalez’ mug should not be the reason for criticizing his appearance on the morning shows, but his reluctance to answer a simple question about his field of expertise, is! Because being the personal attorney of a former u.s. president, and i (little ol’ Mando) is not talking about Nicolle’s former boss; but the DAD! George Herbert Walker Bush 41 should make of mitten face (Gonzalez) the perfect pundit to talk about Attorney General William Barr and his expeditious way to follow the LAW in the way that his number one client, “individual one”, which the world knows as the President of the united states of america, interprets ityeah, Buddy!

https ://www .msnbc .com /morning-joe /watch /fmr-u-s-ag-s-co-chair-new-covid-19-criminal-justice-commission– 89573445633

Dangling participle2

Our apologies to professor at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Jr. .:. C7F9F30B-92F5-481D-B473-B0414565A2D5 ⚖️ We regret to postpone Jimmy’s anecdotes from you recent best-seller but, darn it! Professor, the Atty’s in the frames next to your reading material in the background decided to hit the mute button when asked about the minute-by-minute shenanigans happening at their former 9-to-5. _—•!•—_ First it was AG Lynch who declined to cast aspersions on the Barr, and then Mr. Gonzalez went hiding under Ms. Lynch’s faldas.

And so, for Mr. Gonsalitos, to not talk about a fundamental question about the Executive Power (specifically about your current counterpart, William H. Cunt… wait scratch D.A.T…. William Barr) in real time, sounds a lot a like Robert DeNiro not wanting to write a summary of his motherfucking report in Real Reality Time, but in the Privileged Reasonable Time that the Nation wished that it still had.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /news /style /wp /2018/04/09 /feature /dennis-kucinich-was-mocked-in-his-presidential-bids-turns-out-he-was-the-future-of-politics/

Indeed, Alicia Menendez, indeed… them Eddy Currents are at an all time high, and they are probably gonna bee getting in the Air tonight. So nevermind them dangling participles, we’ll cut’em off at The Pass.

Still to come: Fake pinto sack de feijão

But first, In an effort to not fuck-up Democracy, so pena de ser clausurado, we the staff are now going to suspend our temporal awareness and hit the self-censor blackout drive switch and try not to bring up any tangent that might hurt the election of the next president of the United States. So, nevermind, Mr. Gonzalez… carry–on, we are not going to ask you if now that you are no longer in the Empire building business, would you in good-faith tell is if Luis Posada Carriles was a terrorist or not?.

But before we talk about it on the other side of Mika Brzezinski’s Morning Show, don’t you motherfuckers forget that the “Dennis” below ⤵️ did Speak Up in real time, AGAINST former C.I.A. Director, George Herbert Walker BUSH, when n°41 asked his son, n°43 at The White House, to release his “anti-Cuba” asset in detention at an I.C.E. facility in El Paso, TX, way back when Luis Posada Carriles pretended to be a “wetback” (not an indo•cum•entado) when he tried to hatch yet another plan to overthrow the Comandante that General MacArthur wished he could have been.

Alberto Gonzalez

Alberto Gonzalez has a C.U.N.T. face, and he’s the WASPiest Beaner East of that West Texas Town of El Chuco.

For the record: General Patton might have been a sonofavitch but, at least he was our most dependable sonofavitch, which is why he is rolling in his grave as Donald Trump’s Secretary of State is to chicken shit to bring up RUSSIA during the non-existent National Security Briefings at Melania’s rose garden.

Still to Come:

Indeed .:. 09E0D847-EB43-4310-97A3-D2AE44D4C651… öüï are talking Royalty here, princesse!

Paola Ramos stars as Teenie Tiny Cat

Ceremonial Award — it’s Showtime

TimeStamp: 09:30 hours in Central Siren Den Time

… sadly, before Division Command opens the award ceremony in honor of Teeny Tiny Cat for Standing his Post until properly being Relieved we [the staff] observe a minute of silence for the Sixth communicator that lost his life in Mexico. Once again, impunity disguised as “there’s nothing to be seen here” took the life of yet another Journalist; this time around, Héctor González Antonio, 40 years of age, was beaten to death in Victory City, in the state of Tamaulipas.

En México ni el Tiempo pasa… en México no pasa nada.

Actual TimeStamp in Ciudad Victoria, Tamaulipas, is the Third Hour of the Last day of May of 2018… meanwhile near Buckingham palaceoh, What a Wonderful World for a Karimewife of Javier “jarocho” Duarte.

El trabajo periodístico no tiene mucha ciencia. Basta con ser buen reportero para cumplir con la chamba. Pero eso sí tiene su chiste. Un buen reportero tiene fuentes confiables, a las que puede llamar sin que duden de él. Fuentes bien informaras. Y Héctor siempre sabía a quién buscar”… Pascal Beltrán del Río, en: Bitácora del Director en Excelsior; Miércoles 30 de mayo.  }—~~~\*> Esperemos… que en el OTRO CASO “DUARTE”, Londres NO SEA como El Paso, Texas.

TimeStamp: Who Knows… ask the Quantic Soul Orchestra, who are spinning right now on the turn tables of Minnie Miny Cat —Welcome, who would have thunk it, eh… that the Very Same STATE that Luis Posada Carriles used to illegally enter into the U.S. to plan, yet another “hit” on Fidel, would have probably been the beginning of his down fall, but ‘BAMBI’ would prove two things, one, that There’s No God in Mexico; and two, that he had friends in ‘High Level Places’, and thus, he literally made a mockery of those precious Immigration Laws and-oh-by—THE GÜEY, ‘bambigot away with dozens of murders —all in the Name of The United States of America— Yes he did, George Doub-eh-YA Bush… you cleared him.

For the record: this frame was originally posted on November of 2016 during Fidel’s funeral procession… the following is the original cutline: Foto de Intermedio… foto debe de ser reemplazada con la foto de el terrorista [“Anti-Castro militant] Luis Posada Carriles. The one where the terrorist is being led by Federal US Marshals into the Texas District Court, in El Paso, Texas. It’s from 2007. | For additional information ask TIME magazine what happens “When America’s Ally is a Terrorist.” For the RECORD: la foto ya fue reemplazada.

TimeStamp: 3 Bandits
at 18h41 in
Central Siren Time
with Minnie Miny Cat scratching them Vibes.
“Yeah Baby”.

Intermedio antes de El Rally

Caballero Luis Posada Carriles:

Hoy aprendí que…
Los franceses inventaron:
los Intermedios.

Hola Bambi,
¿Me recuerdas? Yo fui el que con un lente te disparó allá en la salida de prisioneros de una corte federal de los Estados Unidos. Yo fui el que te plasmó [para toda tu vida] esposado, escoltado y detrás de las rejasin Old El Paso. ¿Te imaginas, Bambi, lo que pudo haber pasado si en lugar de haber querido ser un fotógrafo profesional yo me hubiese adquirido [durante mi corta carrera militar] el Identificador de franco tirador a las Habilidades Adicionales de mi MOS? [ASI por sus siglas en Inglés].

[Audio file might follow]

Yo no me lo puedo imaginar, y creo que es por una sola razón, y te advierto, Bambi, de que es diametralmente opuesta, a las declaraciones que el señor Enrique Encinosa hace en frente de una videograbadora. Dicho de otra manera, en el amor no se valen los divorcios dolosos ¡y en la guerra! No se debe de permitir ni la tortura y ni tampoco una sola víctima civil. Y tú, Bambi, eres del mismo pensar que los talibanes, los daesch, los skinheads, el ku-klux-clan, el estado islámico; los sicarios, y los narcos.

Seré breve: nadie sabe cuándo, a cada quién, individualmente le toca. Igual, en el próximo teclado [mientras uno teclea] un infarto nos pueda importunar. Pero mientras eso pasa, te comento, Bambi, de que si a usted [señor terrorista] lo hubiese visitado primero la muerte, dudo mucho que la prensa, afuera de “little Havana” lo hubiese celebrado. A lo mejor, la AFP* hubiese rellenado algún rincón de los llamados “News Aggregators”.

Sin más, quiero imaginar que la ira que usted dirigió en contra de mi single réflex aquella mañana en Tejas, se rebotó allí mismo y por la tarde [de ese mismo día] ya se había convertido en un respiro para los parientes, los amigos y porqué no decirlo, alguno que otro cubano o hasta italiano que perdió a algún ser querido ante sus “atentados patriotas”.

NOTE from THE EDITOR of this MOST INCONSEQUENTIAL blog. This Frame [as promised] has now been updated… Tenny Tiny Cat has now Been Properly Relieved from Duty; TimeStamp is noted on the Bottom-Right hand corner of these screen-grabs… Dear: AFP, hope that you don’t mind, because after all this is just as they say in Havana… Un Uso Justo de Todos Los Medios; say hello to your 2011-2012 Latin American news division team in Paris; thank you for your support!

Foto de Intermedio… foto [de Teeny Tiny Cat] debe de ser reemplazada con la foto de el terrorista [“Anti-Castro militant] Luis Posada Carriles. The one where the terrorist is being led by Federal US Marshals into the Texas District Court, in El Paso, Texas. It’s from 2007. | For additional information ask TIME magazine what happens “When America’s Ally is a Terrorist.” || Foto de Teeny Tiny Cat por armando segovia / segoviaspixes (2005—2018). Creative Commons_ShareAlike-CopyLeft.

P.S.: did you know that the French invented the Wires?


Time-Delayed invitation to an awards ceremony held in honor of Teeny Tiny Cat for properly following his General Orders; today is the Last day of May of 2018 and we [the staff] head over to the Mexican State of TAMAULIPAS, where the arrest ordeal of AMERICA’s OWN TERRORIST began in 2005.

El Granma de Chihuahua*

Breaking the news: TimeStamp 0900 hours CET.


—So: “Is there life on Mars?“. —Baby, please !!!: “Mars is no fun“.

Fidel ya desalojó la isla, el medio se queda.
[[[Nota a CNN: do you KNOW something that
the rest of the world doesn’t?]]]]…

Fidel Castro (1926—2016. Check-out time: around the first half of the 0300 hrs. in CET.

Fidel Castro (1926—2016). Check-out time: around the first half of the 0300 hrs. in CET.

ShoutOut to Redditornon-clever-username who posted the original CNN screen-capture on the Front Page of the internet (BBC newswatch; Latin America & Caribbean interwebs edition; timestamp: 06:26 a.m. CET). 

Conscious synchronicity? Naaaaaaaaahhh! | Uso justo de todos los medios.

Conscious synchronicity? Naaaaaaaaahhh! | Uso justo de todos los medios.

R.I.P. Fidel Castro Ruz (1926-2016) | A "bambi" anecdote from the staff_to-follow. ||

R.I.P. Fidel Castro Ruz (1926-2016) | An El Paso Texas “bambi” anecdote from the staff_files to-follow.

*  [[Note to CNN: today’s morning edition was originally budgeted to cover  Victor’s Quintana perdón, perdónJavier Corral’s newest Media venture. Given the news out of Havana, that the  Quote for “schnitzengrubels” has gone up, both Chito and Stephen Fry will have to be moved to another edition of “Cambio 16“… “Baby, please! I am not from Havana.