Category Archives: Art R-776 (Comedia d’Enredos)

1 de enero 2026 🦖 La la la la-la la-la I Love L.A.

Things We Said to They:

Turn off your mind and follow Mí, it is “Being”, — here, there and Évry güera con los pasajeros del Tren TRANSA- oceánico. … Uso Justo de todos los rieles, durmientes y muertes. Armando Segovia, copyleft and Roll Over Beethoven, because “la güera” del sombrerón, well my Línea ZETA passengers, “She’s Got The Devil in Her Heart.”

Now with Hits such as “Essa moca ta diferente (Schweppes), and “Plus jé t’embrasse” yo te cojó, — de la mano. Blossom Dearie knows the deal she speaks French and right now she is asking who let Rosemary’s nephew into the French passports section, her sister’s (Rosmary’s) baby, can’t speak-a-lic of French.

🚝 If I Fell… well she’s my woman of Gold, well she’s faster than T-Rex and The Children of The Revolution.

 

Up next, George Clooney can kiss Matt Damon’s Ass, Eye is fine with D.A.T.³ and War Daddy approves this message.

³~. Distinguished Armor Technician in the FTA

In Paris, France, fip—á—fip is stacking the “Mambos diffusés” with fluff

07h58… no JOY fo’Stevie, wonder on your own time Siren, right now Eye Needs Ewe to sign this SEAL and deliver my message, “Try To Relax”… Brandford Marseilles and The Tabasco Bastardos star in no particular order tonight at 7. But first it’s AND or César but not the whole Enchilada!

San Día linear con curvas de mañana

and for the record: fuck Keith Jarrett, Brandford plays what Brandford wants. And keep your fucking amplifier. No AMP.

In the mean~Thyme… Eye just wants to send a shout-out to the good soldiers of Claudia Sheinbaum at ÓRBITA 106.7 de freaküenzia de morena that, your little IMER signal is transmitting on one channel only, entiendo lo de “las Aüs-teridades” pero regresar la sintonía a mono!? Eye loves the AM but, only 1000 en La Rancherita 

We’ll Be Right Back

CIENFUEGOS follows on the Emily Bloom-Met-Singers Discomobile…
It’s the infantalization of The White Album and other Surf Songs with Charlie

You are welcome deer… The Knuckler

⚾ Ewe can’t always Break what You Wants.

… but if Ewe tries some Thyme

 

Narcos came to France, and then Ewe guessed it! Sean Penn went skateboarding.

GLORY BOX!!! NEIN, 9, IX !!! The arrangement calls for a New Thing and it’s the answer to the “glory Whole”. Öüï calls it another thing.

It separates cocaine from Ketchup, aussi.

https ://animalpolitico .com /seguridad /gobierno-amlo —pegasus-— spionaje-2019 #google_vignette

AMLO’s government used Pegasus🪽  to spy on at least 456 people between April and May 2019, according to court 🪶 documents

 

This is a work in progress.

 

It”s based on a Latin rhythm called La Boss is No•Va, but it’s KNOT 🎶 really the The Boss, No•Va ⛽. And if you understand that reference then you know that Öüï is talking about 🎺 La Dictadura Perfecta y el hueso 🦴 para El Salvador.

Live Wire… told you that i was going to grow oregano out of Ewe.

Previously on, “For Your VIVA MÉXICO Rencontres Cinématographiques”

³~.

Welcome to my threshold… Happy Birthday Révolution, just standing here watching the world fall apart.

 

Never mind AYOTZINAPA, Omar GARCÍA, doña BARBARA CAROL de OBESIDAD and Eugenio DERVEZ will wipe clean the memoria de tus compañeros estudiantes MASACRADOS en las mismas 24 horas cuando STEPHANIE MENOU’s supervisor at Cité, pulled my journalistic privileges in France.

In local news, Mika Brzezinski and Red Psaki present the “Josephine Award” for hartistas de la democracia in New York City. At studio 43 of la maison de la radio on The Seine, Susana PUBeda presented the “Here Oh Awards” to a bunch of talented cunts.

Still to come, “Job Dating with Jens 🇪🇺 Stoltenberg”

Ayotzinapa para cinéfilos, and a Bedtime Story for 
rance🟡CULTURE

 

Década de México en Francia… El “Che” Guevara era joto.

SUDDENLY…

Jens 🇪🇺 Stoltenberg learns that SheInBaum will diss ZELENSKYY, and praise on the SAME day, a “masters class” in Mexican Cinéma at La Sorbonne.

Know your plastic, value your dress 👗 “you wild bitch!”.

After the break, PETER CAT RECORDING COMPANY renders “La Chona” and, “La Negra Tomasa” can’t get enough of those fucking Indians.

Blame the dream, knot the dreamer

It’s 9 a.m. in Central Europe.

… but first, a word from our sponsors:

Évry Parisian slit… loves Johnny with Ca$h

Wash, rinse, dry and, —repeat as needed.

In Washington, D.C., President Biden got the COVID, and candidate Donald Trump just split the Rubik Cube and had Kryptonite for brunch.

And, Elise Jordania, it’s almost 10 a.m. in E.S.T. and you are still in your Silky-Satinie p-jammies? WTF, Elise, the Tiki Lamps are coming, the Tiki Lamps are coming 🕯️🕯️🕯️.

And, Simone Sanders, no woman, no woman no cry.

With a Left Like That, you know Europe is fucked — 2x… Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yhea, yeah, yeah, yeah 👍🏼.

Breaking in “America”… a turtle is spotted sitting all along the watchtower, the turtle did not get there by its own initiative, the turtle was placed there WHILE MSNBC pundits were put on listening silence, —with the squelch off.

At the movies: it’s one about serving cold cuts, featuring The Count of Monte-Cristo.

“STATE OF LOVE“, « PASSING RELATIONSHIPS » : WHEN THE ABBÉ PIERRE SPOKE OF HIS VOW OF CHASTITY

Ah, yes… the French.

Meanwhile, at number 32 of la rue des Bourdonnais, París-🎯… casi esquina with the Elementary School at Saint-Germain l’Auxerrois_  Staff and clochards alike and all along la rue de Ravioli woke up to a scene out of the Chihuahuita³ district with metal fences splitting the sidewalk from the  buildings securing, like a PEPSI®️loving Khrushchev did in the early 20th Century Sixties in Berlin, all of the €1600 ticket holders to the opening ceremony of the Olympics.

The following is a public service announcement:

Here yeh! Hear ye! By order of Padmé Queen of Naboo, “anybody caught wearing shorts and sandals in or around Paris, France, will be shot on sight!, period”.

https ://www .celebitchy .com /natalie_portman_french_are_judgmental_about_how_you_are_how_you_look/

By the time 10 a.m. rolled around the sound of a helicopter, hovering around la plaza del teatro de los dos pueblos en Châtelet, polluted the ambience with a South Central L.A. vibe.

Eye swears that if car alarms start to go off, every five minutes, —Öüï is moving over to Rambuteau.

³~. District in “that West Texas town of El Paso”, which should not be confused with the “chihuahuitas” south of Samalayuca 🏜️ and Villa Ahumada, because Mexicans are not a monolithic bunch… there are all kinds of Chihuahuas out there, my favorite “chihuahuita” is of course the Taco Bell™️ mascot.

🎶 Évry body here is outta’ sight

Word of the They*… cualquier parecido is just a mis en scène

*~. A•ni•mad•ver•sión

En Inglés del bueno, y no chingaderas la palabra animadversión personifica a Los Amigos INFLUYENTES de México en Francia with respect to the ANIMOSITY, ILL WILL, and HOSTILITY towards anyone who independently tried to chronicle the triple³ Presidential elections of 2012  y el desenlace (dénouement) of the Affaire de Florence Cassez and her Mexican lover, Israel Vallarta.

³~. 🇨🇵, 🇲🇽, and The 🇺🇸 in this order.

Wallace case: judicial shame

But speaking of ugly Mexicans abroad, let the record show that The Kiwis and over at the two Guineas and maybe even the Solomon Islands could care less how Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the 3rd sounds when that son of a bitch tries to sound like Assange, any hoot, Sam Stein, maybe The Marshall Islands might give a wheel barrow full of Kentucky manure to even care 💅🏽.

And, Doris Kearns Goodwin, you know what gets under my skin? When someone like that beast on The Daily, Sam Stein, renames an entire continent after one fucking country.

Big Brother will tell you, Sam Stein… if that’s even your real name, the name of the continent is not “Aus°tralia” you stupid “American”, —but Oceania 🌏.

This concludes to Theys, —word of the day.

Ladies in Gemini : The Kamikaze Drones from Hell’s Kitchen

After the break, it’s Sex in The Kitchen followed by my niggaz in Paris, and Katty Kay, Eye swears that Öüï is knot making any of these headlines above the fold³, up ⏫🔼⬆️📈🎤 drop the mic on piano…

I-95… It’s The Eco°nou—Mí! Stupid.

🎶 No-body move, no-Body gets hurt.

And, Claire McCaskill, way before I painted you like don Leo’s French whores, I wanted to introduce Spanglish to the good people of La Sorbonne (en América latina), long story short, one has to be a French nigger to do that, and shift the concept to Puy du Fou and call, IT!, « Franglish at the mall ».

All the fits that’s news.

 

Still to come, The Producers of Évry body must get stoned return with an askEwe look at The Marshall Plan and Operation Wetback with:

Évry body must get fucked, brazo à brazo y golpe a golpe.

Don Leo Orellana no nos puede dejar mentir, la Idea d’este blog nace después de mover tierra y cielo para organizar un periódico que trata sobre temas del infierno que es mi México lindo y querido. Trou fact, —bitches, enjoy your Woman’s His°tory month. En marcha pues.

 

You’re a beautiful, beautiful fucked-up man…

Building A Mystery

Sarah McLachlan

In Hilo, Hawaii, Super Tuesday remains in effect but in Paris, France, there is not one fucking Cross in sight.

Enter, los vendeanos de La Vendée on aisle six of the MonoFranPrix frozen section of 20minutes dot fr.

Knot the Ognion, the joke’s on Joe.

And over at the Morning Mika Hump THEY Show, somebody left the barn door open and a Clinton-era angry goat strolled onto the set. For the record, fuck Thé Few, the proud, The Marines : thanks for going ARMY.

Stand-by for takeoff – There’s a naked Mexican on the wing of Aeroméxico

Oh, the humanity…

Note to editors: Lo ‘heroico’ de los militares de México (en Francia) is directly proportional in irony to the title of ‘Supreme Leader’ in Iran, or « dear, Leader » en Corea la d’Arriba³.

 

Zeppelin, of course goes here, and starring as the son of Juanito Guanabacoa:

³~. The same goes for Catholic Churches of the Loi de 1901 en París, more on that at nine.

Well… have you, Aussie?

El Sargento Primero Eugenio Sierra de la 2da Compañía de Infantería del Colegio Militar de México (en Botzaris, casi esquadra con rue Hidalgo y Costilla en París 19e).

El guión corre a cargo por un tal Jacques Prévert. La historia en Francés is of course, about perverted justice, perverted institutions, and the year of Indios in France.

And, Representative Maud Gatel, of Paris VI eme, the following cuento like the motion picture “Heroico”, is based on real « madrinas » in your district.

Doug what au Chaud shall be the Whole of the waL.

Jump to Page tú… Évry body was Kung Fu Fightin’

 

…

Being used — Rape me³

Broken News for Prime time in Hilo, Hawaii:

https ://www .reuters.com /world /middle-east /least-500-victims-israeli-air-strike-hospital-gaza-health-ministry-2023-10-17/

Sin título | Dessiner à l’infini, by El Primer Torero Porno… el próximo toro “MALRAUX³” de Domecq 🐂, le corresponde a Pablo Picasso.

³~. Bestia de 16 toneladas.

Mercury Rising at Saint-Merri (75003)

Mother’s seekers update from last sunday’s transmission informing about the cremation ovens discovered by a collective of women searching for their sons and daughters in COMALA†. 

Pega°sus re°cortes con en°grudo del bueno.

… in LOMAS de SANTA MARÍA†, JALISCO, the son of one of the mother’s that form the collective Mother’s Seekers (Madres Buscadoras) was kidnapped in front of his family when he stepped to the door after someone knocked (or rang, or called his name) at his family home.

They no longer search for JUSTICE nor TRUTH, only MERCY.

La Jornada

 

†~. “A living hell on Earth,” not to be confused with “el Pueblo bueno” del estado que está a un LADO de Jalisco, allí en donde los Nazis en México se asentaron (en La 🦉 U. 🦉 A. de 🦉 G. 🦉.

In local News, Alexei Navalny is never getting out of jail, unless Ukraine crushes Russia into The Palestine age.

Over at FIP central, Denis Soula painted Marie, all black and if you don’t believe me visit the old C&A, now gutted corner near châtelet, you’ll see 🙈.

And, dear Marianne, for a country who brands itself herself* as a Hex with no resources, but big ideas, you sure have a lack of imagination. Now give those SAPOS full RSA and the fucking Legion of Honor to that Chechen fellow. That Islamist did nothing wrong, Manuel Valls did, though.

SIN GRAVEDAD

“Momo Mogouchkov had been followed by the DGSI « since the end of July », according to Interior Minister Gérald Darmanin, through wiretapping and physical surveillance measures.

France 24

*~. Sorry about that, Marianne, I keep forgetting that youse a cunt, despite the cock. Issy-major-Pasquet, I learned many, many—many Sandía moons ago (through a cat named Freddy de Montreuil-sous-bois) that one has to be French in order to go through this world “Sans Gravité.”

Now, you might think I’m Crazy, but Marianne I’ve done told you that you can Drive my car, but you may only go where I direct your fickle ass… tú.

Issy-Su-Sana Pubeda, “¡Ay, qué lio!”…

Lost in Translations… False Friends in interprétation; expirimir lo que sea necesario, or as needed if you are French.

 

https ://www .legifrance .gouv.fr /jorf /id /JORFTEXT000045785228

Y simón que sí, Ministro FETET, you might think that an undocumented clochard like me has no business or, D À.R.E. Eye say, le droit! The right, Mr. Fetet, to lay these lines, but then a-gain, I call–mí–lee remind, Melle. Stephanie Menou, that it was her conflict-of-interest with the promexico crowd at the Cinéma Étoile de Lilas that put me here in the first place. So, yeah, I am well within my lane and on the broken white lines side of the road.

The right side of history, right?

Exprimir, as in:
Netanyahu EXPRIMIÓ a su pueblo de Israel, por ZIONISTA que él es.

 

To be continued… What did Netanyahu know, and when did he first learned of the ATTACK.

Katia ROUX of AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL is shocked, Alicia Leos, shocked³!!!

 Indio

The trick(le) Alicia… is to show your Work.

³~. That there’s gambling going on in the HOUSE.

Yes, Öüï knew this, know that staff knew.

Disclose said that French authorities under the presidencies of President François Hollande and President Emmanuel Macron were “constantly informed” of the developments by staff at “several military departments”, but that their concerns were ignored.

French reporter arrested over leaked secrets
Published

4 hours ago

The count is Three and Oh!

 

And, Ayman Moelhaldi³ it’s another Édition of the Captain Louis Renault Award.

³~. Sorry if I dismembered your last name

And here’s another thing that is conspicuously curious at el bendito Boulevard de Saint-Germain-des-Prés, Alicia Leo’s, not that someone who told Ana Anabitarte that she, meaning you was a journalist in the great state of Chihuahua, México, would care 💅…

That place that used to benefit from the Gutenberg Press(e) mile marker in Paris, France (knot the one Texas) is about to turn its internal bowels into a “networking” store, and Alicia Leos, not that you would care 💅, but that corner del Boulevard de las putas viejas de Gabo used to be called The SciencesPo School of Journalism, and here’s the kicker Mike Barnicle, —you son of a bitch! That used to be The New York Times Ivory Tower for their Paris correspondents. Haw’Bout that, COLUMBIA University, how about that! You coq sucking Sons of Bitches.