FIP Strike Day Three — Eye stands Corrected, dijo Blinkin

19h in Central NATO Times
Hoy no hubo Jazz

Nº 2494 – l'histoire

Nº 2494 – l’histoire.:.540CFBF0-11C2-47D1-A5AE-3ACFA161CE11 •¥• “Don’t worry son, ne t’inquiète pas,” said Eugène, and then he blew a kiss towards the column, and like D.A.T. it went from a bright Whiter shade of pale and into a lighter shade of Brown.

Ladies in Gemini, the following segment must bee read in the SNL’esque voice of Darrel Hammond, a.k.a. “Slick Willie”, and the setting is the Nativity scene at the Maid of Orléans Chapel inside of the Church of Saint Sulpice.

But FOist, we [the staff] are currently under attack by some major gremlins who, probably teamed up with some "hard pipe–hittin' gknomes". Thanks for the "black mirror*" literally.

… [Deer] president Trump, please stop using my Template to make your daytoday narrative, c’mon Fucker, you have a fucking Army of sycophants in your media arsenal to write you a script. Plus, motherfucker, you have the RUSSIAN troll farms to get you through your own fucking trial. Now, you SonofaBitch! Let Mí, motherfucker, stream “Robin Hood men in tights” in PEACE, and stop “blackening” my screen out.

She can Speak with a Bolivarian accent

…[A]nd, she can Speak with a Bolivarian accent, punto y aparte

* For the record, at 21h50 in CET our cell phone screen was remotely shut-down (Like a black mirror) but the sound kept a–sounding; minutes later the phone went silent. At 22h20 (what are the odds) the phone booted–up (Tim Apple’s logo came on).

"We are men, we are men in tights"

“We are men, we are men in tights”.:.B44132A3-9F78-415F-B69D-E065C78CD575 •|• Bum bah rahm bum bum — bum bum bum.

Get Shorty Season 3 – Episode 3 (Hold it Gnow)

Dear, Huffington Post:
For The Record: frequency-hop-los-hilos-de-sasha-

Take the Mask off, put a name on it, and fuck Anonymous, and of course, the following must be read in a Brian Williams voice.

First off, your Exec’s are all fags; secondly, of course water is wet, that is why when cool, it’s refreshing and when hot, it’s very soluble, case in point follows, because even flat–Earthers on the Mitt–the–Anonymous Press, Gknow that water is also WET.

* Toilet paper maker

* Toilet paper maker.:.03EA2107-7022-4634-AF5E-FF465686D9BB •|• … por: Professor John Mill Ackerman, “Las Lecciones aprendidas en CULiacán”. Según los TP’s digitales de los Forbes, “El motivo principal esgrimido por González Guajardo fue la desaceleración económica y a la desconfianza generada por algunas decisiones tomadas por la actual administración del presidente Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

The fact that your Tepito bureau was shutdown shows your commitment to “the gateway to Washington’s backyard”. I mean, it’s not like Arianna Huffington killed the peoples choice of TP* para “el pueblo”, to then have you report on the Purple Wallace Laugh  when sycophants of Donald Trump are running the big Show around The Globe.

TimeStamp: 23h53 CET

It's the 11th hour

It’s the 11th hour.:.D4BD502E-99D4-4C99-9165-993959271789

Deer Chuck Todd:

Is that a green pencil over 6th Street, or are you just happy to C Mí?

TimeStamp: 01h42 CET (Breaking Flashback)

An exclusive favor from a former supervisor of the Ari Melber Show confirmed that our intrepid guard-post, —Teeny Tiny Cat— at the Luis Posada Carriles watch was not in vain, as we [on 3rd rock] now know, that the former Attorney General for Nicolle Wallace’s former boss, was in fact a cock-sucker; but not a deep-throater like fhe current Attorney General to Sean Hannity’s current boss at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in WaWa land.

Meanwhile at The Chris Matthews Show, former Miss•Our•Eye Senator, Clair McCass, stole Michael Moore’s spectacles. Oh, The Humanity, but lucky for the Cuban medical tourist, the film maker is on Bernie Sanders health care plan and a brand spanking new set of Spectacles were delivered to the Mitt Romney paisano, plus the fat fucker is rich, so there’s that.

NougXT's Cat

NougXT‘s Cat… no free college for you. Join the Army, ya’bum and earn a G.I. Bill, or better–Steel, National Community Service for “peace mongers”.

Still to come, Senator Kasie Kloubuchar denounces her “buddy” McCass spectacles grab on the Chris Matthews Medical Archives Show.

TimeStamp: 03h50’ish in CET
Breaking the Maddows:
at 16h CET, Rachel is going to do a Stationary Lance Armstrong with headphones as an “illegal substance” during her work-out hour, watch for scribbling doodles and other assorted talking points.

TimeStamp: 05h10… BriWi gets all the broads.

Get Shorty Season 3 – Episode 3 (LIVE FROM 3rd Rock)

LA FIAC de China, en las manzanas de La Sorbonne (2013 – 2018), ISSY, no es lo mismo, pero si es igual, para llegar al Grand Palais todo mexicano y mexicana se tiene PRImero que portar bien. ISSY no, pregúntenselo a los archivos de Jésus Silva Herzog en “Las Conferencias de seguridad” en La Universidad de Texas en El Paso (UTEP, por su anglicismo en Español).

Am i lying...

Or, am i lying, Amigos de México en Francia? Bola de putos. “The way things are going…”, John Mill Ackerman is going to become the next Member (dickhead) of La Academia de Jean Cocteau.

“Cómo quieras quiero… y como quiero te acomodo”.
Dicho popular de chilangos.

Banksy is a fag.

The objective

The objective is to crush a pre-emptive Mushroom dick.

ISSY, TERRA, as the post Ancient Ailiens* came to know it is in fact the Third Rock from The Sun, and here on Earth, from JUPITER, Aussi.

* In Ancient Thymes,
the original SUN GOD was
and that fucker went LIVE
at 11:30 p.m.
in Eastern Standard Time…
except on French Holidays.

Las fuentes de doña Vilma:

"You know my name"

“You know my name”.:.52D82549-BF58-4FBA-81DD-391ADBE34EA1 •|• “… [P]ick up his number,” dijo Mc Carthy, punto y aparte

Get Shorty, Season 3 – Episode 3

Sr. Marco Layera, “What a wonderful World”, eh‽

Humpty dumpty

Humpty Dumpty se cayó de Third Rock from The Sun, y Augusto Pinochet said, “quick, ¿Cuál es el número de teléfono de los Estados Unidos Americanos?”.

México para Chile… y por eso el chile es bueno para La Memoria.

… [P]lease have a SEAT, while “We, Oui, Güi“, as los Franchutes de la Colina say: Ri – 7


Intermedio con Vanna White.

In the meanwhile, help Yo’self to an Antonio Sánchez, Roach on Adderall [Sales y Speed] solo, because in next to a bridge far, far,… far away, across the Left Banksy from doña Vilma Fuentes (pinko–lefty) Bank, Napoléon Bonaparte is versing those wiith Eyes to see, who the real Donald Trump is.

Las Lunetas

Las « lunnettes » de Pinochet se ponen de moda otra vez; CIA La Resentida, los “once” no están muertos; SU PRESIDENTE LOS TIENE REFUNDIDOS EN UNA CAVA de vinos. ¡Felicidades!!! A ver si así recuperan “la memoria” y le hacen honor a la nomenclatura de su Patria.

But FOist, Amigos de “La CIA” La Resentida, lo de arriba, vía el monero José Hernández de La Jornada es un flashback a su presentación en el Théâtre de La Ville de Paris, durante su gira europea del 2015.