By the book… FM 21-20 (Squats)

So, Mr. Meyers, is that what the good people at the  Observation section of 30 Rock is calling “las sentadillas” now a days?

Exerciser or Resister?

Muscular Endurance and Strenght, PRE* .::. BA8D1E6E-28D7-40DD-9548-A85ED8257F83 ⚒🛠Exerciser.– POSITION: Stand erect with both feet pointed straight ahead…
Resistor.– POSITION: Stand directly behind the exerciser with the fleshy portion of your forearms resting squarely on your lover’son the exerciser’s shoulders.

* Partner Resistance Exercises

https ://www .marist .edu /documents /20182 /21440 /FM+21-20+Physical+Fitness+Training.pdf /1c370ef9-e663-40e8-8c0f-088501f03aae

“Whatever gets you thru the [segment] it’s alright. It’s alright.”

The Plastic Peacock Band

Any hows and any güeys, Mr. Meyers, don’t think D.A.T. the staff here didn’t catch your Steely Dan* reference while commenting on Doña Vilma Fuentes (folk) hero, for the record Mr. Meyer, your seductive podcaster friend (not the one Who Chews too loud while breaking wind… or something like that) with the fuck-mí robe on the screengrab above is well within his labia to refer to you as part of Lorde Lorne’s ‘royalty’; heck, Mr Meyer(s), D.A.R.E. is even an SNL sketch to complement that statement; it’s titled « Because I Am An American », and here’s another CLUE to y’all, it was complementary FLACK to the morning-after of our interaction with BUZZFEED at the Unesco and Willie Geist saying that LOKI is the god of mischief, but to call you “the King”, and for you to comment on the soreness of your muscles the afternoon after tells u.s. that you fell for the most annoying feller at the “Double Ewe” on Hollywood and Vine…

The Three Wise Men

The Three Wise Men… featuring Dan Aykroyd as “El Herodes*” —_•!•_— NOW PLAYING AT “Da Man’s” Chinese Theater on Hollywood Blvd… TROY BARNES is there to Usher you, ISSY! D.A.T. Nigga D.A.R.E is packing. So non-readers be warned.

Anyway, Seth… Eye am Chevy Chase, –and you are not!


Must show work section on DEADLINE:

For the record, öüï did warned y’all about them “ SunShine” units for North Korea, 24 hours before the NewsWeek’s told you about it, but then again, Eye has Rosanne Rosanadana on the Staff… Ana Anabitarte reports.

https ://www .newsweek .com/ north-korea-calls-it-irresponsible-countries-that-ignored-coronavirus-warnings-blame-who-1505228?piano_t=1

Dear, Ari Melver… let’s quit in a fit break

Aussie, youse doing great; and on D.A.T. note: Ari, Sir, don’t be a Dick! 

Suicide Solution

Come to think of it!
Clorox®️ is fine,
but Antifreeze is quicker! .::. F6A53811-FE89-4CC3-912B-BFF9A8505076 🎟 It’s symbolic … sarcastic of course.

… and Live from Paname, it’s Weekend Edition, SEATTLE TRIBUTE.

Tequila is better than bleach

At the time, it was madrugada en Hilo Hawaii .::. D016AEC9-D1B2-4FB6-ABA6-2063FD34A0A9 ☣️ esto es una serenata al revés. Stay indoors mariachi. Agave for health—say no to LySol.

🎵 Memoria, memoria
Memoria, memoria
Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend, as a friend
As an old
Memoria, memoria
Memoria, memoria
¡Ay, viejas feas!
“Y como dicen los franchutes de la sierra”

“Y como dicen los franchutes de la sierra” .::. F45FF191-0CD9-43A2-A89A-E5974EEBD0DD 🏄🏽‍♂️ « LES MARACAS LUI DONNENT LA TUNA AL THON DE ATÚN ».
ENASALADA DE LOCOS… no necesariamente mexicana, pero sí, eso sí, INFLUENCIADA por LECHUGA, Héctor. —_•!•_— LUCHA DE INDEPENDENCIA por el Campeonato Mundial de Lucha Libre. Por el título vacante de DEVALUADOS PESOS : Las Flores de Toloache vS.  Los Franchutes de La Sierra.

¡Qué chulas están! 
Any güey, Negrita, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] made it to Rialto with Thyme to spare, now Aussie, pay attention you–trippy–motherfucker–you and pay no attention to Ari Melber, as mention by the prettiest Amazon on the SNL scene (Catherine Deneuve) Ari has HEINZ written over that occasional beard that he likes to sport every once on a Friday Fright night, and he “needs a little pat on the back in order to be able to perform,” so pay no attention to The BEAT’s ragginess in real-time last night in Gotham’s time. And, besides Aussie, you’d be forgiven for not knowing that in Ari Melver’s esquire role in The Emerald City, he is trynig to get a Shotgun off of the hook in a Lithium charge.
Listen, Shugah, if youse not reading this little lick in a Jimmy Hendrix voice, youse probably a square from Olympia, but worry not baby, it’s one thing to learn how to play like a Voodoo Child, it’s quite another to Chop them motherfucking castles (down) From The Hip, you hear‽ Musicians call it a “signature sound”, una firma or BYLINE in newspeak, pues, ¡güey!.
C'mon now!

C’mon now .::. F02A4687-DC6A-4DD5-9C22-7945577B1393 🌒 Meet over at Green River Community College… we’ll figure out what Third Grade Maths is all about.

Any güey, Negrita color de llanta; check it out, precious, öüï will meet you on the other end of SAN DIMAS at HWY 66 and then shoot past Pasadena in order to shoot up on D.A.T. D.A.R.E I–5 all the way to the other end of it! In Aberdeen, to see About A Girl… see you D.A.R.E., and don’t be Square.

Previously on Round One… Remus was kicked in the nuts

— Garrett Haike was ran over by a Rental

— Romulus was trolling the Amazonas

— Nicolle Wallace revealed that she wears a way–too–small of a mask.

Charlie didn't Surf

Charlie didn’t Surf .::. 96C2F20E-F418-4724-ACA9-9CCC02CA65B3 🍟 … [A]nd, as Senator John McCaine revealed after his release from The ‘NAM, Charlie was a fag! —_•!•_— Special Agent McManus reports.

… And over at Meet The Press: You are not fooling anyone with that “Mustache” Beto O’Rourke! The Real Dr. Dalton is a Raider who Escaped From New York!… Let Mí, Draw youse a Composite Retrato Hablado of the intrepid doctor, wait one:

Dr. Clayton Dalton (one-each)

Dr. Clayton Dalton (one-each) .::. 885E652A-6A23-4096-9B1C-CC0B5E9D78C4 🏴‍☠️ Dr. Dalton was last seen evacuating patients from Baltimore after 2nd Amendment zombies and Right-wing conservatives descended on the D.C. metropolitan area, The WHO recommends to stay clear of these walking dead idiots as their breath alone can turn you into a STATISTIC.

Over at the 11th Hour at BriWi’s cave, the Dildo Manufacturer and part time historian, Walter Isaacson, a Renaissance Man and an Elder of the underground Punk Rock band “The Essens” pledged his support for Remus cause. Transmitting from an undisclosed Dildo Shrine in middle-America, Isaacson “contemplated” getting involved in this historic Lucha Libre match after he witnessed the “Evil” Pundit’s Angels manifest themselves into La Primera de Tres Caídas sin Limite de Tiempo. It turns out D.A.T. GWENN Romulus was trolling the Amazonas with his “arms–in–the–air” Victory shimmy dance, Romulus was actually invoking the Mortal Triad gladiators into the bout, changing the dynamic of a mono–a–mano fight into a Lucha en Relevos Australianos. The Humanity! The Nerve! The Magick, oh, the Magick. 

TimeCheck: It’s the top of the Rachel Re-run hour in Central Nato Times, 06h45; Midnight at the U.N. Headquarters and, the 18 hundred hours in Hilo, Hawaii. 

His mother was a Salem witch

Synopsis: His great grandmothermother was a Salem witch, his grandfather was the infamous Dr. Victor Frankenstein (pronounced FRANKönSeen) who was forced to change the family last name to save the hides of Future Frankönsteen generations from the Salem Science Trials. .::. 632C53F7-C82B-493F-A948-CB5A43C8260F 🐘 Sean Connery stars as Dr. Andrew “Zardoz” Artenstein.

Previously on, Anyway Lorde Lorne… Zoom on This

Text, context, subtext… did ya’ get all D.A.T.?

You might not know it

Oh, Hey Negrita! You might not know it .::. 🐎 … and you’d be forgiven for not remembering that on April 15th, —aside from being the Taxman Ax day— it is also the the two-year anniversary of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman tragic death by way of 5.56 mm volley of rounds at the hands of Private “Pyle”; and that colorful language coming out of the mouth of Elise Jordan in the R.O.L.E. of casino manager for the Mexican mob, Ruth Langmore, is by way of her (Ruth Langmore) being the illegitimate daughter of the late Reverend Jimmy Lee Fansworth. In this frame, Elise barges in on a LIVE REMOTE TRANSACTION RALLY of Professor Joe Butcher’s Alabama chapter of the Olympatec Meditation Institute. In this frame, The great Fletcher F. Fletch hopelessly falls in love with Elise.

Ladies in Gemini, please kneel for the R.E.A.D.I.N.G. —not singing— of the Star Spangled Banner: Oh Say (motherfuckers), can you See?

The Tale of The Tape

… sponsored by: Las Barras y Las Estrellas Cash Loans. “Las Barras y Las Estrellas”— Give me your huddled car titles or direct deposit code, and Eye Will Give you a SHARK with every Loan!

On the Red Corner:

The 7-Hills Kid and undisputed champion of the World (East of Algeciras and West of Estambul).

On the Green Corner:

The “guy” who, «  could have been a contender ».

If you start Mí up

If you start Mí up 👄🍌🎸🥁🎤🎲🎵
In the sweet old country where I come from
Nobody ever works
Yeah nothing gets done
We hang fire, we hang fire

Life is like a box of ping-pong tables… 

Round ONE:

Romulus wastes no time and revolts, for decades (in the latest iteration of the Roman Empire, « Capitalism ») the savvy warrior had no qualms with the Eastern regions of the latest version of the Asian Dynasties driving non-union workers into suicide for the sole purpose of having a new transmitter/receiver in the latest style, not to mention a plethora of non–reparable electronic gadgets that become obsolete as soon as a new Hollywood blockbuster comes out.  Remus, fighting under the code of the “técnico” under Lucha Libre rules and regulations (of course) fell for the old “carrot and stick” tactic of the “rudo” realm, and now Remus finds himself flat on his back after Romulus kicked him in the balls while Eddie Gloude,  Jr., was being distracted by the fans of Remulus who showed up with 1 %’ers of the Florida WWE Confederate Union of one-round wrestlers… it fucking figures!

Franklin is the Devil in disguise

The temptation of Sinai by the ultras .::. 5C5D1A9F-6117-4E7A-8ABC-3D7132076934 🎙… meanwhile at The Frisco Bay, it’s business as usual for the Samaritan’s Purse of Billy’s son.

While Remus cradles on his back and pressing his groin area with both of his hands and saying, “AU, me duele” Romulus raises both arms with the right hand in a closed fist and yells at the Remus fans (a bunch of Amazonas) that “Dildos” are not an essential item during the middle of PANDEMONIUM. Remus, still squirming from the kick in the nuts squeals: you don’t know that! Adding that the Girls over at Lorde Lorne’s province broke all of their “toys” after the first week of quarantine. Not to mention that over at the CATELLANI household, that couple’s dildo became an actual “toy”. 


FIP Strike Day Three — Eye stands Corrected, dijo Blinkin

19h in Central NATO Times
Hoy no hubo Jazz

Nº 2494 – l'histoire

Nº 2494 – l’histoire.:.540CFBF0-11C2-47D1-A5AE-3ACFA161CE11 •¥• “Don’t worry son, ne t’inquiète pas,” said Eugène, and then he blew a kiss towards the column, and like D.A.T. it went from a bright Whiter shade of pale and into a lighter shade of Brown.

Ladies in Gemini, the following segment must bee read in the SNL’esque voice of Darrel Hammond, a.k.a. “Slick Willie”, and the setting is the Nativity scene at the Maid of Orléans Chapel inside of the Church of Saint Sulpice.

But FOist, we [the staff] are currently under attack by some major gremlins who, probably teamed up with some "hard pipe–hittin' gknomes". Thanks for the "black mirror*" literally.

… [Deer] president Trump, please stop using my Template to make your daytoday narrative, c’mon Fucker, you have a fucking Army of sycophants in your media arsenal to write you a script. Plus, motherfucker, you have the RUSSIAN troll farms to get you through your own fucking trial. Now, you SonofaBitch! Let Mí, motherfucker, stream “Robin Hood men in tights” in PEACE, and stop “blackening” my screen out.

She can Speak with a Bolivarian accent

…[A]nd, she can Speak with a Bolivarian accent, punto y aparte

* For the record, at 21h50 in CET our cell phone screen was remotely shut-down (Like a black mirror) but the sound kept a–sounding; minutes later the phone went silent. At 22h20 (what are the odds) the phone booted–up (Tim Apple’s logo came on).

"We are men, we are men in tights"

“We are men, we are men in tights”.:.B44132A3-9F78-415F-B69D-E065C78CD575 •|• Bum bah rahm bum bum — bum bum bum.

Get Shorty Season 3 – Episode 3 (Hold it Gnow)

Dear, Huffington Post:
For The Record: frequency-hop-los-hilos-de-sasha-

Take the Mask off, put a name on it, and fuck Anonymous, and of course, the following must be read in a Brian Williams voice.

First off, your Exec’s are all fags; secondly, of course water is wet, that is why when cool, it’s refreshing and when hot, it’s very soluble, case in point follows, because even flat–Earthers on the Mitt–the–Anonymous Press, Gknow that water is also WET.

* Toilet paper maker

* Toilet paper maker.:.03EA2107-7022-4634-AF5E-FF465686D9BB •|• … por: Professor John Mill Ackerman, “Las Lecciones aprendidas en CULiacán”. Según los TP’s digitales de los Forbes, “El motivo principal esgrimido por González Guajardo fue la desaceleración económica y a la desconfianza generada por algunas decisiones tomadas por la actual administración del presidente Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

The fact that your Tepito bureau was shutdown shows your commitment to “the gateway to Washington’s backyard”. I mean, it’s not like Arianna Huffington killed the peoples choice of TP* para “el pueblo”, to then have you report on the Purple Wallace Laugh  when sycophants of Donald Trump are running the big Show around The Globe.

TimeStamp: 23h53 CET

It's the 11th hour

It’s the 11th hour.:.D4BD502E-99D4-4C99-9165-993959271789

Deer Chuck Todd:

Is that a green pencil over 6th Street, or are you just happy to C Mí?

TimeStamp: 01h42 CET (Breaking Flashback)

An exclusive favor from a former supervisor of the Ari Melber Show confirmed that our intrepid guard-post, —Teeny Tiny Cat— at the Luis Posada Carriles watch was not in vain, as we [on 3rd rock] now know, that the former Attorney General for Nicolle Wallace’s former boss, was in fact a cock-sucker; but not a deep-throater like fhe current Attorney General to Sean Hannity’s current boss at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in WaWa land.

Meanwhile at The Chris Matthews Show, former Miss•Our•Eye Senator, Clair McCass, stole Michael Moore’s spectacles. Oh, The Humanity, but lucky for the Cuban medical tourist, the film maker is on Bernie Sanders health care plan and a brand spanking new set of Spectacles were delivered to the Mitt Romney paisano, plus the fat fucker is rich, so there’s that.

NougXT's Cat

NougXT‘s Cat… no free college for you. Join the Army, ya’bum and earn a G.I. Bill, or better–Steel, National Community Service for “peace mongers”.

Still to come, Senator Kasie Kloubuchar denounces her “buddy” McCass spectacles grab on the Chris Matthews Medical Archives Show.

TimeStamp: 03h50’ish in CET
Breaking the Maddows:
at 16h CET, Rachel is going to do a Stationary Lance Armstrong with headphones as an “illegal substance” during her work-out hour, watch for scribbling doodles and other assorted talking points.

TimeStamp: 05h10… BriWi gets all the broads.

Get Shorty Season 3 – Episode 3 (LIVE FROM 3rd Rock)

LA FIAC de China, en las manzanas de La Sorbonne (2013 – 2018), ISSY, no es lo mismo, pero si es igual, para llegar al Grand Palais todo mexicano y mexicana se tiene PRImero que portar bien. ISSY no, pregúntenselo a los archivos de Jésus Silva Herzog en “Las Conferencias de seguridad” en La Universidad de Texas en El Paso (UTEP, por su anglicismo en Español).

Am i lying...

Or, am i lying, Amigos de México en Francia? Bola de putos. “The way things are going…”, John Mill Ackerman is going to become the next Member (dickhead) of La Academia de Jean Cocteau.

“Cómo quieras quiero… y como quiero te acomodo”.
Dicho popular de chilangos.

Banksy is a fag.

The objective

The objective is to crush a pre-emptive Mushroom dick.

ISSY, TERRA, as the post Ancient Ailiens* came to know it is in fact the Third Rock from The Sun, and here on Earth, from JUPITER, Aussi.

* In Ancient Thymes,
the original SUN GOD was
and that fucker went LIVE
at 11:30 p.m.
in Eastern Standard Time…
except on French Holidays.

Las fuentes de doña Vilma:

"You know my name"

“You know my name”.:.52D82549-BF58-4FBA-81DD-391ADBE34EA1 •|• “… [P]ick up his number,” dijo Mc Carthy, punto y aparte


Get Shorty, Season 3 – Episode 3

Sr. Marco Layera, “What a wonderful World”, eh‽

Humpty dumpty

Humpty Dumpty se cayó de Third Rock from The Sun, y Augusto Pinochet said, “quick, ¿Cuál es el número de teléfono de los Estados Unidos Americanos?”.

México para Chile… y por eso el chile es bueno para La Memoria.

… [P]lease have a SEAT, while “We, Oui, Güi“, as los Franchutes de la Colina say: Ri – 7


Intermedio con Vanna White.

In the meanwhile, help Yo’self to an Antonio Sánchez, Roach on Adderall [Sales y Speed] solo, because in next to a bridge far, far,… far away, across the Left Banksy from doña Vilma Fuentes (pinko–lefty) Bank, Napoléon Bonaparte is versing those wiith Eyes to see, who the real Donald Trump is.

Las Lunetas

Las « lunnettes » de Pinochet se ponen de moda otra vez; CIA La Resentida, los “once” no están muertos; SU PRESIDENTE LOS TIENE REFUNDIDOS EN UNA CAVA de vinos. ¡Felicidades!!! A ver si así recuperan “la memoria” y le hacen honor a la nomenclatura de su Patria.

But FOist, Amigos de “La CIA” La Resentida, lo de arriba, vía el monero José Hernández de La Jornada es un flashback a su presentación en el Théâtre de La Ville de Paris, durante su gira europea del 2015.