Deer, Pao… nevermind the Occult-ation

The following is a working example of reel-time Pareidolia, and Alicia, öüï can’t make this stuff up, experts agree —all of’em— that if one squints really–really hard one might even get a glimpse of Uranus… aunque usted, marchantita, no lo crea.

Actually, Mr. Trump

Actually, Mr. Trump, as you can clearly see from this transparency of the occultation of the Moon, Africa —motherfucker— is the nut sack (not the shit hole*) of the World {therefore} A95AB9DB-60CE-4AD4-AF13-E186B553C35E 🥑 In this transparency it is clear that on account of the position on the “güevito” and the foreskin between the solid white, the temperature is rather cold  otherwise the “tip” of the solid white would probably reach beyond Easter Island… Yeah Buddy.

… gremlins continue to interfere with the S-3 (comm support) keep your Squelch in the “on” position.

Anyhow, Ms. RayMos, it’s the 11th Hour on my neck of the latitudes, and you know what D.A.T., means, right? —That’s right Avi Velshi, it’s time to mark your calendars because on September 10, Byrd se Deborah all of the stars under Milky Way [tonight] and Eye is telling you Alicia Menendez, that YOU JUST can’T MaKE This Stuff UP!

Off–course you know

Off–course you know 🐰54AEEA8B-9201-49C4-81AA-93971F84FDF1 🐇 This means that you have to suspend reality because Öüï can’t make this up.

Coming up on Ancient Regimes, it’s The nona–Q files.

Here’s another thing D.A.T. the very French don’t want you to know

In•deed, Brandy. But not just any Brandy¹, “Ladies Man”, öüï’s talking original Weekend Edition vintage quality here, not the Napoleonic trip of an Alpha empire. In•deed, Jeff Benes² we [the staff] are going to dust-off the old records and search for the original potion to heal all known and unknown ailments to come, heck if aged correctly it can even cure a Corona cruda. Yeah Buddy

Sketch rating .:.

Sketch rating .:. 10447A67-9591-4504-B323-CEDEEB0FFC09 🗺 This Sketch Has Not Yet Bean Rated, period —_¡_—  …[B]ut for starters Richard Louí, DOCK that LinDsey Riser pundit a THEYS PAY for identifying PANDAS with the wrong ISO regional identifier; but DO give her credit fot that Dodger Blue ‘cobija’ that she’s wearing. For the record, Ms. Riser, ALL 🐼pandas🐼 outside of… the “continental” Peoples Republic of SHYNA, ShyNA!!! Are in cautiverio, Lindsey Risner, that’s true for Tohui at the CDMX Zoo, or for the new Cub at CAPITOL HILL, or do you think that D.A.T. 🐻bear🐻 is exceptional, eh? Off-course s/he is knot! Pandas are the official mascots of all 🦅Jail-byrds🦅. 🐶Yeah Buddy!🐶… and that includes Evry body on Lockdown. FOR THE RECORD, 🦝Paul Manafort🐼 is the silliest of all the PANDAS in YALE.


So, Rev. Al, do you know why the Caged Byrd Sings?

Jessica Wabbit

Jessica Wabbit‽ .:. 6E7552C3-7E17-4A11-BF2D-0F472A990E87 🦵🏻It’s, knot one of DEM “Three-pointers”.

Let’s ask Professor Wynton Marsalis.

But FO’ist, please take a knee, —or knot— for the Runner-up to replace “oh say can you see”… [P]lease give a hand to tonight’s conductor, Mr. Barry White:


¹ Yii•eh•ah, but not Couvoisier because that Japanese (owned) Spirit is reserved for Cinco de Mayo y las celebraciones de La China Poblana en Camarón, Veracruz.

Traité sur l'Union européenne

Traité sur l’Union europÉenne .:. 36C5AE2D-58FA-4D1A-8472-F6AB13960F12 🐔 Eye did tell y’all that M. de Tocqueville was going to take you to Loué, didn’t Eye‽ —_¿_— All D.A.T. Eye can say is that One out of EVRY Four Cool Cats is not happy about this, especially, Alicia Menendez, after Capitol Records told Ringo Starr that THEY would save one for him, but our prediction is that by the time Saints George, Paul (not Fowl) and John, get their latest Billboard message, they too will not Let IT Bee 100% with the new look of Mr. Postman in that UnderTaker cloak.

* Note to Rick Tyler for a future sketch: deer, Sir, D.A.T. D.A.R.E. sure is one Franciscan garden for your compost… but EVRY body knows that humus is where IT’S at. Aussi, en negritas, please remind AM Joy that öüï knows that Venus is a boy and that Jon Meachum will be playing from the LOVEcraft catalogue to the beat of The Darkest of The White House Thickets. P.S., I Love You, and just to add contrast to your shrubs, Mr. Rick Tyler, here’s the link for that humus D.A.T. Eye, was plotting just for the start of Politics Nation:

30 de nov (COP -a- Plea21… Kyoto. i stand corrected.)

* Note to Jacob Soboroff for an on-going thing… that sure is a nice indoor olive sapling you got dare in El Ey, pero lo que La Banda quiere saber es si el zaguán d’ese chante es de expropiación?

² Jeff Benece Benes is the illegitimate love child of The Ladies Man and Elaine Benes, for the purposes of this particular sketch, the role of Jeff Benes is to be delivered by Pheasant Peacock Pavo White House correspondent, Geoff Bennett.

Hey, D.A.R.E., Avi Velshi, this is Ancient Yndios (part ii)

Haste del verbo transitivo faire

W.H.O. Knew‽

W.H.O. Knew This Would happen‽ .:. 33287D22-5EAC-4E38-BF02-39C4078E551D 🎩👑 Attention students, the number reflected by the Red Letters inside of the “support your local biker gang” delimiter could be significantly lowballing the numbers represented by the Dark Blue [h]asterisk.

… [A]nd just remember, returning university students at Elon’s Campus, just remember to follow your S.O.B… wait, scratch D.A.T.! Don’t follow your sonofabitch, öüï repeat: don’t follow your S.O.B., instead, Future Idiots of America, follow your Campus S.O.P. and any C.D.C. guidelines that might have survived the “dear leader’s” recommendation and Kayleigh McEnany’s “killer” looks.

Can You Synch Mí In, Now?
Do as I Say not as I Bully

Do as I Say not as I Bully you ⚠️ B7B0CBD8-187C-4F3E-853F-6206E071BD6A 📰 “It better not happen again”.

In•deed, previously on “Practice What You Preach”, John Mill Ackerman used his mommy’s and daddy’s IVY League connections, his teacher’s desk student’s contributions (classroom dissertations), and his “beau papa” to reach a position in government that would make an Armand Jean du Plessis, A.K.A., The Duke of Richelieu or simply, “the motherfucking Cardinal” —blush— and, a Jules Mazarin say: arrest that man and put his FACE behind an IRON Mask.

Note to Velshi: Qanon is fag! — Bald Power!

It's just an “oH” on a rearview mirror

The letter “Q” without it’s descender (tail) in any font is an “O” (Oh) on a rearview mirror.

Still to come: La Vache! El Niño Luc in the role of Gatsby le magnifique reaches Sonoyta, from the Agua Prieta side of the fence… But FOist! Conspiracy Theories meets Política Ficción… Don’t call it “fan fiction” until you’ve seen the perspective on the terrain.

Law and Order — Criminal Intent

Coming up in the transmission, it’s a mid-week marathon of Law and Order – Criminal Intent.

Context follows

Still to come .:. 892BD179-76A6-4874-B7AD-FF1A9B50F843 ⚖️ Ms. Pramile Jayamal¹ grills a cunt  on the Auction block.

¹ The names of the innocent have been changed

Season Two; Episode 1
The Devil’s Advocate, in defense of a cunt.

Eye AM an antichrist

Eye AM an antichrist .:. E38433F5-A86D-42FE-BFBD-292D593C8638 🙏🏼 … [A]nd Eye AM a feminist… in the true sense of D.A.T. word, amen.

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The Moore you Knew (PSA)

Now, Aussie, you’ve heard about Ben Folds Five diagrams… it’s not one of those, this here bee what the Brits in Mutt Island call, a Tri•An•gul• Ation… AND OH, MY SHOCKING NERVES!!! Transliteration is going to bee an Adventure here.

French Bashing 101:

Anuncio_ And probably the only good thing

Anuncio_ And probably the only good thing to ever come out of Marseille, –except for that Beatle’s song intro .:. 6047B23E-0591-4A84-B61D-69CFBA7B10AB 🦠💉 Of course if there is an undisputed champion of hydroxichloroquine on the opinion pages of La Jornada por ‘La Maub”, esta marsellesa es la que controla todos los ‘menjurjes’, of course, and of course Toto, you know exactly what this means… Indeed, Toto, in•deed: aux armes, mad–a–faka! Hoy no hubo jazz.

Still to come, It’s The Billy Barr’s Cooking Show. In today’s episode, The Hon. Richard Barr shows us his secret Vagina Dentata recipe, al denteof course.

menjurje. (n.d.) Gran Diccionario de la Lengua Española. (2016). Retrieved July 29 2020 from

Anyhow, Heidi Pryzbyla, ByLa we have to bring up the tangents in these political tangas, welcome BacK! And here is the discovery of the WEAK, Indian Territory y sus lenguas, with musical guest, The Leningrad Cowboys featuring The Putin Puppets, only on Deadline Washington, Russia Edition where it is 11 o’Clock (at night).

Consulting fee waived

From DEM Mexicans

From DEM Mexicans book of Words .:. C9F7951F-2DEA-45A1-ACC8-2A18F158D321 🦠 Of course, “Eye know nothing about, IT!”, but sources close to the Helsinki Summit of July 2016 all agree, that Donald John Trump is Vlad’s bottom–bitch.

_+_+_+_+_+ Nota al director LARA ⬆️:
Profesor Lara, con todo respeto, si en los enlaces a su repositorio de letras no hay sazón, entonces vale verga la investigación. Here’s why ⤵️ and please DO make a note of, IT!.


menjurje (Del ant. menjuje < ár. mamzug, mezclado.) .:. 9CB410CF-761B-471F-AD2E-4076CC7B69B8 🧙🏻‍♀️
s. m. Mejunje, bebida o preparado de aspecto pastoso o sucio y sabor desagradable.

By the book… FM 21-20 (Squats)

So, Mr. Meyers, is that what the good people at the  Observation section of 30 Rock is calling “las sentadillas” now a days?

Exerciser or Resister?

Muscular Endurance and Strenght, PRE* .::. BA8D1E6E-28D7-40DD-9548-A85ED8257F83 ⚒🛠Exerciser.– POSITION: Stand erect with both feet pointed straight ahead…
Resistor.– POSITION: Stand directly behind the exerciser with the fleshy portion of your forearms resting squarely on your lover’son the exerciser’s shoulders.

* Partner Resistance Exercises

https ://www .marist .edu /documents /20182 /21440 /FM+21-20+Physical+Fitness+Training.pdf /1c370ef9-e663-40e8-8c0f-088501f03aae

“Whatever gets you thru the [segment] it’s alright. It’s alright.”

The Plastic Peacock Band

Any hows and any güeys, Mr. Meyers, don’t think D.A.T. the staff here didn’t catch your Steely Dan* reference while commenting on Doña Vilma Fuentes (folk) hero, for the record Mr. Meyer, your seductive podcaster friend (not the one Who Chews too loud while breaking wind… or something like that) with the fuck-mí robe on the screengrab above is well within his labia to refer to you as part of Lorde Lorne’s ‘royalty’; heck, Mr Meyer(s), D.A.R.E. is even an SNL sketch to complement that statement; it’s titled « Because I Am An American », and here’s another CLUE to y’all, it was complementary FLACK to the morning-after of our interaction with BUZZFEED at the Unesco and Willie Geist saying that LOKI is the god of mischief, but to call you “the King”, and for you to comment on the soreness of your muscles the afternoon after tells u.s. that you fell for the most annoying feller at the “Double Ewe” on Hollywood and Vine…

The Three Wise Men

The Three Wise Men… featuring Dan Aykroyd as “El Herodes*” —_•!•_— NOW PLAYING AT “Da Man’s” Chinese Theater on Hollywood Blvd… TROY BARNES is there to Usher you, ISSY! D.A.T. Nigga D.A.R.E is packing. So non-readers be warned.

Anyway, Seth… Eye am Chevy Chase, –and you are not!


Must show work section on DEADLINE:

For the record, öüï did warned y’all about them “ SunShine” units for North Korea, 24 hours before the NewsWeek’s told you about it, but then again, Eye has Rosanne Rosanadana on the Staff… Ana Anabitarte reports.

https ://www .newsweek .com/ north-korea-calls-it-irresponsible-countries-that-ignored-coronavirus-warnings-blame-who-1505228?piano_t=1

Dear, Ari Melver… let’s quit in a fit break

Aussie, youse doing great; and on D.A.T. note: Ari, Sir, don’t be a Dick! 

Suicide Solution

Come to think of it!
Clorox®️ is fine,
but Antifreeze is quicker! .::. F6A53811-FE89-4CC3-912B-BFF9A8505076 🎟 It’s symbolic … sarcastic of course.

… and Live from Paname, it’s Weekend Edition, SEATTLE TRIBUTE.

Tequila is better than bleach

At the time, it was madrugada en Hilo Hawaii .::. D016AEC9-D1B2-4FB6-ABA6-2063FD34A0A9 ☣️ esto es una serenata al revés. Stay indoors mariachi. Agave for health—say no to LySol.

🎵 Memoria, memoria
Memoria, memoria
Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend, as a friend
As an old
Memoria, memoria
Memoria, memoria
¡Ay, viejas feas!
“Y como dicen los franchutes de la sierra”

“Y como dicen los franchutes de la sierra” .::. F45FF191-0CD9-43A2-A89A-E5974EEBD0DD 🏄🏽‍♂️ « LES MARACAS LUI DONNENT LA TUNA AL THON DE ATÚN ».
ENASALADA DE LOCOS… no necesariamente mexicana, pero sí, eso sí, INFLUENCIADA por LECHUGA, Héctor. —_•!•_— LUCHA DE INDEPENDENCIA por el Campeonato Mundial de Lucha Libre. Por el título vacante de DEVALUADOS PESOS : Las Flores de Toloache vS.  Los Franchutes de La Sierra.

¡Qué chulas están! 
Any güey, Negrita, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] made it to Rialto with Thyme to spare, now Aussie, pay attention you–trippy–motherfucker–you and pay no attention to Ari Melber, as mention by the prettiest Amazon on the SNL scene (Catherine Deneuve) Ari has HEINZ written over that occasional beard that he likes to sport every once on a Friday Fright night, and he “needs a little pat on the back in order to be able to perform,” so pay no attention to The BEAT’s ragginess in real-time last night in Gotham’s time. And, besides Aussie, you’d be forgiven for not knowing that in Ari Melver’s esquire role in The Emerald City, he is trynig to get a Shotgun off of the hook in a Lithium charge.
Listen, Shugah, if youse not reading this little lick in a Jimmy Hendrix voice, youse probably a square from Olympia, but worry not baby, it’s one thing to learn how to play like a Voodoo Child, it’s quite another to Chop them motherfucking castles (down) From The Hip, you hear‽ Musicians call it a “signature sound”, una firma or BYLINE in newspeak, pues, ¡güey!.
C'mon now!

C’mon now .::. F02A4687-DC6A-4DD5-9C22-7945577B1393 🌒 Meet over at Green River Community College… we’ll figure out what Third Grade Maths is all about.

Any güey, Negrita color de llanta; check it out, precious, öüï will meet you on the other end of SAN DIMAS at HWY 66 and then shoot past Pasadena in order to shoot up on D.A.T. D.A.R.E I–5 all the way to the other end of it! In Aberdeen, to see About A Girl… see you D.A.R.E., and don’t be Square.

Previously on Round One… Remus was kicked in the nuts

— Garrett Haike was ran over by a Rental

— Romulus was trolling the Amazonas

— Nicolle Wallace revealed that she wears a way–too–small of a mask.

Charlie didn't Surf

Charlie didn’t Surf .::. 96C2F20E-F418-4724-ACA9-9CCC02CA65B3 🍟 … [A]nd, as Senator John McCaine revealed after his release from The ‘NAM, Charlie was a fag! —_•!•_— Special Agent McManus reports.

… And over at Meet The Press: You are not fooling anyone with that “Mustache” Beto O’Rourke! The Real Dr. Dalton is a Raider who Escaped From New York!… Let Mí, Draw youse a Composite Retrato Hablado of the intrepid doctor, wait one:

Dr. Clayton Dalton (one-each)

Dr. Clayton Dalton (one-each) .::. 885E652A-6A23-4096-9B1C-CC0B5E9D78C4 🏴‍☠️ Dr. Dalton was last seen evacuating patients from Baltimore after 2nd Amendment zombies and Right-wing conservatives descended on the D.C. metropolitan area, The WHO recommends to stay clear of these walking dead idiots as their breath alone can turn you into a STATISTIC.

Over at the 11th Hour at BriWi’s cave, the Dildo Manufacturer and part time historian, Walter Isaacson, a Renaissance Man and an Elder of the underground Punk Rock band “The Essens” pledged his support for Remus cause. Transmitting from an undisclosed Dildo Shrine in middle-America, Isaacson “contemplated” getting involved in this historic Lucha Libre match after he witnessed the “Evil” Pundit’s Angels manifest themselves into La Primera de Tres Caídas sin Limite de Tiempo. It turns out D.A.T. GWENN Romulus was trolling the Amazonas with his “arms–in–the–air” Victory shimmy dance, Romulus was actually invoking the Mortal Triad gladiators into the bout, changing the dynamic of a mono–a–mano fight into a Lucha en Relevos Australianos. The Humanity! The Nerve! The Magick, oh, the Magick. 

TimeCheck: It’s the top of the Rachel Re-run hour in Central Nato Times, 06h45; Midnight at the U.N. Headquarters and, the 18 hundred hours in Hilo, Hawaii. 

His mother was a Salem witch

Synopsis: His great grandmothermother was a Salem witch, his grandfather was the infamous Dr. Victor Frankenstein (pronounced FRANKönSeen) who was forced to change the family last name to save the hides of Future Frankönsteen generations from the Salem Science Trials. .::. 632C53F7-C82B-493F-A948-CB5A43C8260F 🐘 Sean Connery stars as Dr. Andrew “Zardoz” Artenstein.

Previously on, Anyway Lorde Lorne… Zoom on This

Text, context, subtext… did ya’ get all D.A.T.?

You might not know it

Oh, Hey Negrita! You might not know it .::. 🐎 … and you’d be forgiven for not remembering that on April 15th, —aside from being the Taxman Ax day— it is also the the two-year anniversary of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman tragic death by way of 5.56 mm volley of rounds at the hands of Private “Pyle”; and that colorful language coming out of the mouth of Elise Jordan in the R.O.L.E. of casino manager for the Mexican mob, Ruth Langmore, is by way of her (Ruth Langmore) being the illegitimate daughter of the late Reverend Jimmy Lee Fansworth. In this frame, Elise barges in on a LIVE REMOTE TRANSACTION RALLY of Professor Joe Butcher’s Alabama chapter of the Olympatec Meditation Institute. In this frame, The great Fletcher F. Fletch hopelessly falls in love with Elise.

Ladies in Gemini, please kneel for the R.E.A.D.I.N.G. —not singing— of the Star Spangled Banner: Oh Say (motherfuckers), can you See?

The Tale of The Tape

… sponsored by: Las Barras y Las Estrellas Cash Loans. “Las Barras y Las Estrellas”— Give me your huddled car titles or direct deposit code, and Eye Will Give you a SHARK with every Loan!

On the Red Corner:

The 7-Hills Kid and undisputed champion of the World (East of Algeciras and West of Estambul).

On the Green Corner:

The “guy” who, «  could have been a contender ».

If you start Mí up

If you start Mí up 👄🍌🎸🥁🎤🎲🎵
In the sweet old country where I come from
Nobody ever works
Yeah nothing gets done
We hang fire, we hang fire

Life is like a box of ping-pong tables… 

Round ONE:

Romulus wastes no time and revolts, for decades (in the latest iteration of the Roman Empire, « Capitalism ») the savvy warrior had no qualms with the Eastern regions of the latest version of the Asian Dynasties driving non-union workers into suicide for the sole purpose of having a new transmitter/receiver in the latest style, not to mention a plethora of non–reparable electronic gadgets that become obsolete as soon as a new Hollywood blockbuster comes out.  Remus, fighting under the code of the “técnico” under Lucha Libre rules and regulations (of course) fell for the old “carrot and stick” tactic of the “rudo” realm, and now Remus finds himself flat on his back after Romulus kicked him in the balls while Eddie Gloude,  Jr., was being distracted by the fans of Remulus who showed up with 1 %’ers of the Florida WWE Confederate Union of one-round wrestlers… it fucking figures!

Franklin is the Devil in disguise

The temptation of Sinai by the ultras .::. 5C5D1A9F-6117-4E7A-8ABC-3D7132076934 🎙… meanwhile at The Frisco Bay, it’s business as usual for the Samaritan’s Purse of Billy’s son.

While Remus cradles on his back and pressing his groin area with both of his hands and saying, “AU, me duele” Romulus raises both arms with the right hand in a closed fist and yells at the Remus fans (a bunch of Amazonas) that “Dildos” are not an essential item during the middle of PANDEMONIUM. Remus, still squirming from the kick in the nuts squeals: you don’t know that! Adding that the Girls over at Lorde Lorne’s province broke all of their “toys” after the first week of quarantine. Not to mention that over at the CATELLANI household, that couple’s dildo became an actual “toy”. 


FIP Strike Day Three — Eye stands Corrected, dijo Blinkin

19h in Central NATO Times
Hoy no hubo Jazz

Nº 2494 – l'histoire

Nº 2494 – l’histoire.:.540CFBF0-11C2-47D1-A5AE-3ACFA161CE11 •¥• “Don’t worry son, ne t’inquiète pas,” said Eugène, and then he blew a kiss towards the column, and like D.A.T. it went from a bright Whiter shade of pale and into a lighter shade of Brown.

Ladies in Gemini, the following segment must bee read in the SNL’esque voice of Darrel Hammond, a.k.a. “Slick Willie”, and the setting is the Nativity scene at the Maid of Orléans Chapel inside of the Church of Saint Sulpice.

But FOist, we [the staff] are currently under attack by some major gremlins who, probably teamed up with some "hard pipe–hittin' gknomes". Thanks for the "black mirror*" literally.

… [Deer] president Trump, please stop using my Template to make your daytoday narrative, c’mon Fucker, you have a fucking Army of sycophants in your media arsenal to write you a script. Plus, motherfucker, you have the RUSSIAN troll farms to get you through your own fucking trial. Now, you SonofaBitch! Let Mí, motherfucker, stream “Robin Hood men in tights” in PEACE, and stop “blackening” my screen out.

She can Speak with a Bolivarian accent

…[A]nd, she can Speak with a Bolivarian accent, punto y aparte

* For the record, at 21h50 in CET our cell phone screen was remotely shut-down (Like a black mirror) but the sound kept a–sounding; minutes later the phone went silent. At 22h20 (what are the odds) the phone booted–up (Tim Apple’s logo came on).

"We are men, we are men in tights"

“We are men, we are men in tights”.:.B44132A3-9F78-415F-B69D-E065C78CD575 •|• Bum bah rahm bum bum — bum bum bum.

Get Shorty Season 3 – Episode 3 (Hold it Gnow)

Dear, Huffington Post:
For The Record: frequency-hop-los-hilos-de-sasha-

Take the Mask off, put a name on it, and fuck Anonymous, and of course, the following must be read in a Brian Williams voice.

First off, your Exec’s are all fags; secondly, of course water is wet, that is why when cool, it’s refreshing and when hot, it’s very soluble, case in point follows, because even flat–Earthers on the Mitt–the–Anonymous Press, Gknow that water is also WET.

* Toilet paper maker

* Toilet paper maker.:.03EA2107-7022-4634-AF5E-FF465686D9BB •|• … por: Professor John Mill Ackerman, “Las Lecciones aprendidas en CULiacán”. Según los TP’s digitales de los Forbes, “El motivo principal esgrimido por González Guajardo fue la desaceleración económica y a la desconfianza generada por algunas decisiones tomadas por la actual administración del presidente Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

The fact that your Tepito bureau was shutdown shows your commitment to “the gateway to Washington’s backyard”. I mean, it’s not like Arianna Huffington killed the peoples choice of TP* para “el pueblo”, to then have you report on the Purple Wallace Laugh  when sycophants of Donald Trump are running the big Show around The Globe.

TimeStamp: 23h53 CET

It's the 11th hour

It’s the 11th hour.:.D4BD502E-99D4-4C99-9165-993959271789

Deer Chuck Todd:

Is that a green pencil over 6th Street, or are you just happy to C Mí?

TimeStamp: 01h42 CET (Breaking Flashback)

An exclusive favor from a former supervisor of the Ari Melber Show confirmed that our intrepid guard-post, —Teeny Tiny Cat— at the Luis Posada Carriles watch was not in vain, as we [on 3rd rock] now know, that the former Attorney General for Nicolle Wallace’s former boss, was in fact a cock-sucker; but not a deep-throater like fhe current Attorney General to Sean Hannity’s current boss at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in WaWa land.

Meanwhile at The Chris Matthews Show, former Miss•Our•Eye Senator, Clair McCass, stole Michael Moore’s spectacles. Oh, The Humanity, but lucky for the Cuban medical tourist, the film maker is on Bernie Sanders health care plan and a brand spanking new set of Spectacles were delivered to the Mitt Romney paisano, plus the fat fucker is rich, so there’s that.

NougXT's Cat

NougXT‘s Cat… no free college for you. Join the Army, ya’bum and earn a G.I. Bill, or better–Steel, National Community Service for “peace mongers”.

Still to come, Senator Kasie Kloubuchar denounces her “buddy” McCass spectacles grab on the Chris Matthews Medical Archives Show.

TimeStamp: 03h50’ish in CET
Breaking the Maddows:
at 16h CET, Rachel is going to do a Stationary Lance Armstrong with headphones as an “illegal substance” during her work-out hour, watch for scribbling doodles and other assorted talking points.

TimeStamp: 05h10… BriWi gets all the broads.