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Blame the dream, knot the dreamer

It’s 9 a.m. in Central Europe.

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Wash, rinse, dry and, —repeat as needed.

In Washington, D.C., President Biden got the COVID, and candidate Donald Trump just split the Rubik Cube and had Kryptonite for brunch.

And, Elise Jordania, it’s almost 10 a.m. in E.S.T. and you are still in your Silky-Satinie p-jammies? WTF, Elise, the Tiki Lamps are coming, the Tiki Lamps are coming 🕯️🕯️🕯️.

And, Simone Sanders, no woman, no woman no cry.

With a Left Like That, you know Europe is fucked — 2x… Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yhea, yeah, yeah, yeah 👍🏼.

Breaking in “America”… a turtle is spotted sitting all along the watchtower, the turtle did not get there by its own initiative, the turtle was placed there WHILE MSNBC pundits were put on listening silence, —with the squelch off.

At the movies: it’s one about serving cold cuts, featuring The Count of Monte-Cristo.

“STATE OF LOVE“, « PASSING RELATIONSHIPS » : WHEN THE ABBÉ PIERRE SPOKE OF HIS VOW OF CHASTITY

Ah, yes… the French.

Meanwhile, at number 32 of la rue des Bourdonnais, París-🎯… casi esquina with the Elementary School at Saint-Germain l’Auxerrois_  Staff and clochards alike and all along la rue de Ravioli woke up to a scene out of the Chihuahuita³ district with metal fences splitting the sidewalk from the  buildings securing, like a PEPSI®️loving Khrushchev did in the early 20th Century Sixties in Berlin, all of the €1600 ticket holders to the opening ceremony of the Olympics.

The following is a public service announcement:

Here yeh! Hear ye! By order of Padmé Queen of Naboo, “anybody caught wearing shorts and sandals in or around Paris, France, will be shot on sight!, period”.

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By the time 10 a.m. rolled around the sound of a helicopter, hovering around la plaza del teatro de los dos pueblos en Châtelet, polluted the ambience with a South Central L.A. vibe.

Eye swears that if car alarms start to go off, every five minutes, —Öüï is moving over to Rambuteau.

³~. District in “that West Texas town of El Paso”, which should not be confused with the “chihuahuitas” south of Samalayuca 🏜️ and Villa Ahumada, because Mexicans are not a monolithic bunch… there are all kinds of Chihuahuas out there, my favorite “chihuahuita” is of course the Taco Bell™️ mascot.

🎶 Évry body here is outta’ sight

Note to Editors, and of course A.I.³

Eye bet you think this post is about you. Don’t you?

No Relation to Lo Negro del Negro Durazo 👮🏿‍♂️.

Extra! extra…

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Israel Vallarta regrette de “ne pas avoir été courageux” comme Florence Cassez

¡Sobra! ¡sobra enunciarlo:
YOU MUST BE FRENCH, to get away with that, or, —Valga LA redundancia— from Netanyahu’s tribe to get away with courage. The Very French don’t like it and rich-racist-jews don’t like it.

Previously on a snapshot from the pen of Marie-Ange Schiltz follows below 👇 the belt, it’s another adaptation of, if youse out of Schlitz 🐂:
P.179 — No-labels 
Monique’s good looks, uppety bun and remnants of bourgeois cred can still make an impact from afar. She’s imposing with her satchel, her inclination for the law, her implacable logic and… her inability to submit to any reality other than her own. She perseveres, reasoning steadfastly. Her stubborn reasoning is in no way altered by the disorders of her life. Her returns visits to Eastern France, her home province, are increasingly rare. I met her one last time, very late or very early, as you prefer, on a cold night I met her one last time, very late or very early, as you prefer, on a cold night at the foot of Saint-Merri church. She’s sitting on the ground, ass-on-the-ground, royal, awesome, begging woman. A marginal vision, I only recognize her presence a few steps further on. She hasn’t noticed me, my courage fails me and I continue without saying hello. Amarga conmemoración la de Denise, la doña en la fuente de Los Inocentes, protegida por un muro de bolsas de polipropileno. How does she survive? I don’t dare approach her, she won’t recognize me and I can scare her. One day, she disappears. Is this temporary? No, she’s gone. No one to ask: dissolution of a being and its plastic bags, urban indifference be damned. Page 179, ¶ 75.

Anyhow, here’s to the Déclaration des droits de l’homme et du citoyen, article 10, 1789¹⁰⁸ and, la Loi du 13 juillet, 1990¹⁰⁹ prohibiting discrimination on an ethnie, a nation, a race (we assume, human not Arabian) or a religion:

¹⁰⁸ & ¹⁰⁹~. Chapitre 4 of Strack and Frade, DISCRIMINATIONS 🤌 inventario para no seguir en silencio [or something like that]; ediciones: De la Martinière Jeunesse, 2018. Paris 14éme.

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Today is Y’er Birthday 🇮🇱 🎂 you fucking babies, 75 years! San José de Las Panochas (Fat Man and Little Boy movie set) is like 20 minutes older than Ewes!

 

³~. Leeches on a leash leaching pipi on the street. Picture that for Mí, Roger Pérez, don’t let A.I. end art galleries as Öüï knows Em#.

 

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Monique a belle allure, chignon altier 🧅, restes de prestance bourgeoise qui peuvent encore faire effet de loin (Told y’all her farts smelt of Green Onions). Elle en impose avec son cartable, son penchant pour le droit, sa logique implacable et… son incapacité à se soumettre à toute réalité autre que sa réalité interne. Elle persévère, raisonne avec constance. Les désordres de sa vie n’altèrent en rien son obstination raisonnante. Ses retours vers la France de l’Est, sa province d’origine, sont de plus en plus rares. Je l’ai croisée, une dernière fois, très tard ou très tôt, comme vous l’entendez, par une nuit froide, au pied de l’église Saint-Merri. Elle est assise à même le sol, royale, elle fait la manche. Vision marginale, je n’identifie sa présence que quelques pas plus loin. Elle ne m’a pas remarquée, le courage m’abandonne et je continue sans la saluer.

Amère commémoration de Denise, la dame de la fontaine des Innocents, pro-tégée par un mur de sacs plastiques. Comment survit-elle ? Je n’ose l’approcher, elle ne me reconnaîtra pas et je peux lui faire peur. Un jour, elle disparaît. C’est peut-être temporaire ? Non, elle n’est plus. Personne auprès de qui s’enquérir : dissolution d’un être et de ses sacs plastiques, autant en emporte l’indifférence urbaine.

 🔂 In a lifetime …

 

Continue to to the final countdown.

“We regret to inform you that this will be the last year that E.S.I. Emmaüs Agora will provide you with domiciliation, the reason being is that MANAGEMENT needs to make room for other people and six years is the limit, [apparently] for People like you ».

boom.

¶ara¶hrase from Mayte at 32 rue des Bourdonnais.

And, Mick… Tu morro never knows

Any how, the last time that The Beatles played across the Universe, Antonio Aguilar opened for them… look it up, it was on the beta test of the P.P.V..

Exxotic

Now she’s just Exxxotic.

Sony records 🎌 by-the-way denied 🍏 Fiona Apple a long and winding-straight line on the NASA probe, but that’s because Sony Music was under the impression that The Yellow Sub was limited to Neptune’s bullshit.

Thank you for stopping by… Fuck you

and

the monk.

Entoncés, Roger Pérez, más putos que los franceces nomás tu sábras:

Asso. 1901 approved… Fume mota no chingaderas. Toe to toe, youse just a little latin pet of Christophoro and Tony Palma at Emmaüs… if you want to get stoned just say so. You people (the French) are worst than Chuck Berry at la sacrosant BHV… but then the first thing that you do is stick your pinkie finger on your new-born to seal your precious Republic.

What’s next a fucking Saudi with his faggety flag on the rear window? How fucking cholo of Ewes.

Motherfucking Saudi goons can afford a Cadillac but know nothing about them Dayton’s… punk ass mercenaries.

If you wanna get stoned, come and get me. Bola de putos. I only ask that you make such encounter face-to-face and toe-to-toe… 🔥🇸🇦🔥

Aux captifs du Mans à la Libération de Châtelet

Ewe just keep on thinking is my fault… Mustaine follows:

https ://www .rfi .fr /en /france /20220318 -60th-anniversary-of-the-evian-peace-accords-between-france-and-algeria-war-independence-colonisation

 but first, thanks for going ARMY because, all characters and events on this blog—even those based on real people, including the characters of South Park—are entirely fictional.

Temp holder

 

With that in mind, Mr. Palma, it’s like I told Raphäel (not that one, Pablo):

i did not Land on your charity boat at la rue des Bourdonnais, i was put here, there and Évrywhere by the same people that put Vichy in/on the cosmetic aisle of épiceries next to Monoprix™.

The only way that I am getting off is when you Marianne, throw me overboard, and even then, i will hang from the rudder like a refugee from sub-Sahara in that “big country” called Africa.

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Why would you look at Em nombres… say, D.A.R.E. mister Tetris, zat’ an inverted 666 gettin’ HIGH, or is that 45 on the 1776 just a güey of life.

But that’s just me, —until I am not. And if you are the consular authority in L.A. who authorized my jornada in France, way back in 2010, then the timestamp below should remind the Dépôt group at Cité that The Song not only remains but it has always been, —about “Men in Tights.”

Hola, guapo… say there for the past 5 minutes or so that you have been at Agora (Emmaüs) your Rostro has not shown nothing but contempt towards little ol’ me (Armando Segovia), however, that smile from ear-to-ear this morning as I crossed the threshold to El Patrón House confirmed to me, that La Laguna is not a figment of my imagination, —the library of DVD’s 📀 📀 📀 outside of la rue des Bourdonnais this morning were a DeaD giveaway, by the way,  the Indiana Jones feature next to Tom Cruise’s “collateral damage” was like ice on the cube.

And another thing, French citizens, you now have confirmed “BLACK BLOCKS” in fake Chinese-made French gendarmerie uniforms beating protesters at Grand Boulevards, but don’t tell Reuters™️ about, IT!, least that Cerf-panthére doesn’t get paid like the fortune teller that she is.

Collateral Chameleon… fuck your packaged Karma and, —thank you for the bolony sandwich. See you mañana, at meal time.

Meet me with J.R. on Allegretto with La Kerschovas, majo.

Anyhow, precious, i have never asked what your name is but it is clear that you have come to replace Fey, my favorite antagonist at Agora, non-the-less handsome, i like pussy, or as you French people call it, your only resource around The Globe, but I Do appreciate that Shadenfreude on your mask… I can see through it.

Now, before I get on with today’s record,

Gnomes are fags!!! – dijo un Duende con “la Doña”

Chorizo 🍕

Frontside³ to the revolution, that’s for arm-chair socialists from la —ñ— en , en el ruedo los quiero ver… bola de putos!

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Y ansina’Rranca el primero Dedos at Rescaídas, donde las doñas, Irma González e Irm’Aguilar arrived to the land of Canek, a place by the way—muy próximo to the infamous “finca de La Chingada », allí a un lado de la tal “pensada” de los Guanavacoas from the Instituto Nacional de Migración (INM) en Ciudad Juárez, ShyWaGüa.

Suéltate el léotard, Gremlins™️ follow | Dedos at Rescaidas sin limite de Léotards en Lerdo (en El Nazas) con Valente Arellano ✴️ 🏍️

 

Las Irmas (González y Aguilar) se enfrentan  contra Alushe y El Chupacabras por el Título Intercontinental de Lucha Libre. Fans of Santo “El Enmascarado de Ag⁴⁷” gathered outside of the HACIENDA Coliseum to pay their respect to El Solitario, La Parka anda por allí y El Espectro no anda burro.

¿DoNDe?

 

³~. “frontside” is a Temp-holder because right now don Lorca me’agarraó a de las KERSCHOVAS. Es decir, ese, que no me acuerdo del título del tomo del heredero de la gaso ⛽ Libre Ria en El Segundo del Chico… ejem! De el tiroteo en El Chuco, —señorr. Roco².

Le Tigre (9/15)

En fin, aquí en las calles de don Hausmann®… allow Mí to pull this trademark out, Öüï is going to direct you to your seats. RELAX! radio Franche (rƒ) has got it all engineered ✴️ 🚂…

²… La Maldita de Duncan Bridgeman en Siempre son Los de Lilas en el 20eme de Cascades y el Studio del Ermitaño.

… Same as it Eva’ was.