Tag Archives: Cholos Re-loaded

intermedio entre el Mediterráneo y Montreuil-S/B

Lo que el IMER y Nancy Sumner* necesitan es armar un relato de Armando.

*.~ Sorry if Eye mispelled your Zahmer, it could happen to Ewe tú.

After the break it’s a closer look on that Grosse Mignonne 93100

Freddy Cats could help but all of his vestiges at Papa Poule are gone, even at the bakery where those cholos acted like ANAPROS on top of the pastries…

But worry KNOT, Ramón Quintana Woodstock, as a birthday gift for your sác-À-dos de Órbita, Eye is going to wrap a French Taco for you, the dumb fuckers are going to advertise the load as a BURRITO on the pecsi*

Freddy Cats en Montreuil-S-B and Los Amigos de Pablo Gleason en París presentan:

All of a sudden, Évry body wants to have their TUNA and eat it too.

Entonces… pay attention to them patterns and you should be able to predict what comes next.

Ici c’est Paris… goooooo, 🇧🇭 PSG ⛽⚽🛢️🏆

Sponsored by El Jabón del Perro Agradecido y la cárcel de la calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas.

Blow Mí, Denis Soula… blow mí two times and Dimitru Pas, fuck you too!

Ladies in Gemini… Brandford Marseilles and The Chicos Tacos Orchestra.

Life goes on… up next it’s Strip-Tease Orgy, or some ogro en orgue. I told you César Le Benevolent that this FIFA tournament was going to be some pornographic shit on your brain, Issy–Youse-gonna-get-a-hard on when the Irony of Health Care is going to be in Bruce Springsteen’s turf.

Ahora sí, “a todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol” Chelsea Lately was a 50 Cent ho… Dime (10 cents) a dozen, Issy-that’s-the-LEE Marvin kind, not The Six-Million-Dollar Lee Majors crack ⚽ which will prove a worthy pack of cunts against Luis Enrique’s boys in The Garden State, just like that fucking stadium is just for show because New Jersey is neither green, and the Met-Life scam is no Health Care at all, unless you are Jeff Bezos or one of them cunts.

Bien intégré, un wallaby est privé de titre de séjour par la préfecture en Bretagne

🦘… It’s perfectly normal, in times like the ones that we are living through (2nd Trump term) what used to be “down under” is now, in accordance to the Parallel Postulates, “up over”.

Pumkin Head in Essonne.

Any how, with all due respect we are just keeping track of Emilia Pérez in the awards universe of the Seventh Screen of The Silver Seven or some S.E.A.L. like that. Our thoughts and prayers are with the poor wallaby in La Mancha and Louise en el bosque de Los Templarios.

Roman Numerals Football — The Only Ovidio that Matters, starring SuZy Golfclub Grip³

… and Starring as Suzy Golf-club Grip, Kenzo’s favorite Flower, —Carolina Mugnoz 🌺 with musical genre, Horror 😱 Punk, featuring Montreuil’s own punk, —Freddy Cats.

Chapitre 59 — Fleur de Lix

El Primer Torero Despedido del Ministerio de La Educación.

Synopsis: Caroline pushes NARC-ISSY onto The Scene en La Cena del Sena.

Ya se fueron las nieves d’Enero
Y llegaron los tulipanes de Hollande
Vaya que hasta Sarkozy trae un GRILLETE
… de Saphir Véritable.

Chidamente chihuahuense… Azote d’addiction

We, yes Lorène de Sus-Abeille, We, knot Öüï begin in Ascención, where North Korean troops strike-a-pose for 15 pesos on The Front Page of los títulares de l’Une para EL DÍA de LOS INOCENTES.

Azote d’Os y Los Tres Reyes Magos… que digo magos ¡—MÁGAZOS!!!

TOURNEFEUILLE

Turn the page, Lorène, o como dicen en Tolosa:

“So it goes…”, narco what?

Entonces, where were we, güera³?

Remember me? Told y’all That Eye had seen That Movie too.

Ah, yes, as a member of the foreign affairs committee, what is the biggest threat to France?

https ://www .france24 .com /en /france /20240516-desire-to-kill-french-prison-van-attack-takes-drug-trafficking-fight-to-new-level-of-violence

You said Ukraine, Öüï assumed because of the Russian angle… yada, yada, yada, Xi Jing Ping is a sonovabitch and that’s the least of it, right now Xi Jing Ping is in Russia enjoying that Champagne from the New Aquitaine while New Caledonia could care less

³~. Maud Gatel at l’Assemblée.

After the break it’s Sous La Seine, nevermind them Sirens, there’s a fucking shark lurking around La Mala’s bridge (Pont des Arts).

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge — Right Now.

 « Tu donnes, tu reçois », period! 

Indian 🩸 givers. Next time that I feel like donating blood I will just walk in front of a “minorities” lycée in France.

… in 20minutes, it’s another edition of “contigo a la distancia”, any hoot, if I had known how things have would turn out, I would have gone to a Macklemore concert.

In local stabbings, unbeknown to Customs 🛃 officials at the CDG V.I.P. lounge, True Crime is imported from Under a Bridge in Canada, by non other than the current French Prime minister, Grabiel At All.

No puppies were made to wear yoga pants, period!

Synopsis:
A public service announcement moonlights as the first Made-in-France refugee. Any how, Manu Chau, you should know that starting back on April the 4th, the Paris 🩸 donation clinic will no longer be issuing attestations of presence to a Macklemore concert and/or, a Snoop Dogg and Pony Show en Versailles.

Happening —Right Now— at your local hardware store. And in France, the Youth Has Gone Wild.

In local news, Freddy Cats’ cholos re-loaded have come from la banlieue to roost.

… Teenage violence is on the rise and French justice is reaping a Mexican Judge’s decision from 2013 regarding a “tourist-criminal” who may, or may have not been collecting French unemployment from the ancienne Pôle-Emploi. Only on BFM’ER 📺 TV

Colors… via 🛫 Victoria Falls, British Columbia arriving 🛬 to Paris CDG with a time warp featuring the music of Tupac Shakur and Biggy Smalls. It’s 1997 and « The Kids Are Alright », in The Hall.

Attal’s first 100 Theys.

Over at fip… Jazz is dead and cholos are Persian*

Anyhow, Susana Pubeda : La Persica
(de MONTECLARO 🪗).

*~. In L.A. they will sell you a house but won’t be able to tell the buyer where the shut-off valves are at, which is why Century21 took the McDo road and moved in on Le Figaro immobilier.

In local news, Öüï is getting to the bottom of Fat Mike’s nationality, is that fucker (Fat Mike, not Öüï) in fact a Mexican or just an overweight Persil-camembert.

One thing for sure, is that over at Viry-Chatillon, a 15 year-old fellow succumbed to the blows administered without mercy by some “French cholos” who, as Samir Ahmed on fip–dot–fr explained, may or may not have been listening some Oldies but Goodies in el barrio del quartier. 

Now if Ewe is keeping count, here comes Zeppelin II… spoiler alert, it’s a motherfucking Good 🥾 Year… but that is only because Michelin is too fucking fat to Fly… in any case tires (or tyres) are the enemy on Reddit, which polite society hates:

https ://www .bfmtv .com /paris /viry-chatillon-l-adolescent-de-15-ans-passe-a-tabac-est-mort

goD dammeD mexicanS. Those chucos have never ho’ID of the East Side series from El Monte at Pére Lachaise, but Öüï still dig Em#, even if those sand niggers don’t know the 👹 Khalifornia 👹 code. goD bless Em#.

Across the Atlantic it’s Hot Tamales fo’ a nickel.

In local news, The Housing Authority asked Mí if Öüï has any references to prove to the préfecture if Eye is a “good” colabo… for the record, Eye is just a passenger… but nevermind the text just listen to them Doobie Bros.

Sobre aviso, no hay engaño³… let’s talk about Sex, baby

Los transexuales no son FEMEN, and Mika Paccard… let Mí, show you how una Verónica 🐂, looks like.

All Those Jeers Ago

 2011… FEMINICIDIOS with Jorge Harmodio, Pablo Gleason y, los francifónos francófonos Francos.

To hell with David, Zionism is racist… But First!!!

Sandrine Gomes is going out with Benny Blanco and over at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon it’s the End Of The World as Erin Brockovich, knew it; heck she only had to give the whole town a blow job in the year 2000 to warn U.S. All.

Benny Blanco moved to Paris, Susana Puveda reports from a snowy neige, or something like that at the Coleen del Monde Árabe. Cous cous for couscous coucou.

Shalom, and all that jazz… and fuck, Salomon³, aussi.

— Sorry for your loss, welcome 🇮🇱 to Tijuana.
French filmmakers have been going there (and other assorted border shit holes) for 15 years, so maybe they (French cinéma) can fix your nightmare into a nice night at the movies.

But speak of the devil, Nice 🎇🎆🧨, eva’Hoid of “The Youth Gone Wild”? It’s a little ditty from Sébastien Bach on Skid Row, and if your name is Michael Verga at Generali near Pessicart there, then you know that doctor Poisson’s Mother Should Know. Heck, Freddy Cats molded the little “patrones” back in 2011 in Montreuil-sous-Bois.

Schiltz outings… if youse out of Schlitz®, you’re out of Schiltz : » Sometimes, Raymond leaves his retirement home somewhere in the suburbs for an incursion in his old stomping grounds of Les Halles. I call out to him, though I shouldn’t. With suspicious eyes, he finally recognizes me, and off he goes… for his hospital adventures, operations on his stomach and elsewhere. He lifts his pants to reveal his varicose legs. I’ve always hated Saint-Roch with his toga lifted over his cyst. I can’t take it anymore, it’s got to stop, but I’m paralyzed by a certain education. But next time, I’m sure I won’t get any closer – um, [but] I’m not sure. Make of it what you will! I never had any empathy for Raymond ».

https ://www .nbcnews .com /politics /la-maison-blanchec-condamne-les-présidents-de-universite-apres-une-audience-controversee-au-congres-sur-le-ISRAEL

Hey, it worked for Rodriguez! And then Zimmerman won the TNT prize (Nobel). Look it up, it’s under ‘dinamite’.

In Nazareth News:

[ A veces, Raymond sale de su casa de retiro en algún lugar de los suburbios para hacer una incursión a su vieja guarida, Les Halles. Le llamo, pero no debería. Con cara de desconfianza, finalmente me reconoce, y se va… a sus aventuras en el hospital, sus operaciones en el estómago y en otros sitios. Se levanta los pantalones para mostrar sus piernas varicosas. Siempre odié a Saint-Roch con su toga… sobre su bubón. No puedo soportarlo más, tiene que parar, pero estoy paralizada por una cierta educación. Pero la próxima vez, definitivamente me mantendré alejada – um, no estoy segura. Al que le caiga el veinte³! Nunca he sentido empatía por Raymond. ]

— Mister Greenbalt, of The Anti-defamation League, please note that every contract for maintenance of F-16 Fighters from Rayethon in Israel is a Genocide Call for Palestinian children, and yes, their pelvic bones (Palestinien kids) where destroyed by a 30 second Boom! They, (Palestinien kids) however, don’t get the spotlight like the women and children whom Benjamin Netanyahu, ignored for nearly 24 hours as ISRAEL former proxy-friend, HAMAS, was blazing the “ol’ Number 6” minus the cattle, and if you fail to spot the reference to Mel Brooks, then filter the tag search for Count Basie at the Mann’s Chinese Theater in 1973, just before Sundown in SANTIAGO de Chile.

Just watching the axis, eh? : Lend Mí Your Comb.
“Parfois, Raymond quitte sa maison de retraite quelque part en banlieue pour une incursion dans son ancien fief, les Halles. Je l’interpelle, je ne devrais pas. L’œil soupçonneux, enfin, il me reconnaît, et c’est parti… pour ses péripéties hospitalières, ses opérations au ventre et ailleurs. Il soulève ses pantalons pour découvrir ses jambes variqueuses. J’ai toujours détesté Saint-Roch avec sa toge relevée au-dessus de son bubon. Je n’en peux plus, il faut que ça s’arrête, m’enfuir, mais je suis paralysée par une certaine éducation. La prochaine fois, c’est sûr, je ne m’approche pas – hum, je n’en suis pas certaine. Comprend qui peut ! Je n’ai jamais eu d’empathie pour Raymond.“

So, please stop harassing the University dean’s, unless you denounce the big Military Aid for Benjamin Netanyahu’s re-election in a Trump world.

Any how, AXIOS VandeHei, since my vote does not count, why vote? I hope that Biden wins, but if he loses, meh. Bring on The Third Reich. This time around, if Trump wins, Paris will begin to look like Manhatt’N… if Hitler had won.

But then, A-gain, the French don’t mind. Vive La TFI 🇫🇷.

,.. so how could I dance with another?
This is how terrorists are born, Marianne, and fuck your sister Liberty, also.

³~. Sorry if I misspelt your S.E.A.L.

Go ahead, shoot the Campus Dean when it hurts Rayethon and their industry. Infamy, Eye tells Ewe, In°Famy. And that, Cousin Joe… is the full circle between the Venn Diagrams of Pearl Harbor and Eisenhower’s Farewell Address, Issy, fuck Ronald Reagan.

And, Willie Geist, what is fashionable for Mick Jagger is game for Mark DAVID Chapman. Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, mister 🇬🇧.Cameron.

RingDough StarKey submarine follows., Followed by the secret Jodorowski basterd’s on France24.

In local news, Governor Chris Christy was on a steady doughnut diet, but the Phat Phuck had to down a Vindaloo cupcake.