It’s 9 a.m. in Central Europe.
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In Washington, D.C., President Biden got the COVID, and candidate Donald Trump just split the Rubik Cube and had Kryptonite for brunch.
And, Elise Jordania, it’s almost 10 a.m. in E.S.T. and you are still in your Silky-Satinie p-jammies? WTF, Elise, the Tiki Lamps are coming, the Tiki Lamps are coming 🕯️🕯️🕯️.
And, Simone Sanders, no woman, no woman no cry.
Breaking in “America”… a turtle is spotted sitting all along the watchtower, the turtle did not get there by its own initiative, the turtle was placed there WHILE MSNBC pundits were put on listening silence, —with the squelch off.
At the movies: it’s one about serving cold cuts, featuring The Count of Monte-Cristo.
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Meanwhile, at number 32 of la rue des Bourdonnais, París-🎯… casi esquina with the Elementary School at Saint-Germain l’Auxerrois_ Staff and clochards alike and all along la rue de Ravioli woke up to a scene out of the Chihuahuita³ district with metal fences splitting the sidewalk from the buildings securing, like a PEPSI®️loving Khrushchev did in the early 20th Century Sixties in Berlin, all of the €1600 ticket holders to the opening ceremony of the Olympics.
The following is a public service announcement:
Here yeh! Hear ye! By order of Padmé Queen of Naboo, “anybody caught wearing shorts and sandals in or around Paris, France, will be shot on sight!, period”.
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By the time 10 a.m. rolled around the sound of a helicopter, hovering around la plaza del teatro de los dos pueblos en Châtelet, polluted the ambience with a South Central L.A. vibe.
Eye swears that if car alarms start to go off, every five minutes, —Öüï is moving over to Rambuteau.
³~. District in “that West Texas town of El Paso”, which should not be confused with the “chihuahuitas” south of Samalayuca 🏜️ and Villa Ahumada, because Mexicans are not a monolithic bunch… there are all kinds of Chihuahuas out there, my favorite “chihuahuita” is of course the Taco Bell™️ mascot.
🎶 Évry body here is outta’ sight





