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1 de enero 2026 🦖 La la la la-la la-la I Love L.A.

Things We Said to They:

Turn off your mind and follow Mí, it is “Being”, — here, there and Évry güera con los pasajeros del Tren TRANSA- oceánico. … Uso Justo de todos los rieles, durmientes y muertes. Armando Segovia, copyleft and Roll Over Beethoven, because “la güera” del sombrerón, well my Línea ZETA passengers, “She’s Got The Devil in Her Heart.”

Now with Hits such as “Essa moca ta diferente (Schweppes), and “Plus jé t’embrasse” yo te cojó, — de la mano. Blossom Dearie knows the deal she speaks French and right now she is asking who let Rosemary’s nephew into the French passports section, her sister’s (Rosmary’s) baby, can’t speak-a-lic of French.

🚝 If I Fell… well she’s my woman of Gold, well she’s faster than T-Rex and The Children of The Revolution.

 

Up next, George Clooney can kiss Matt Damon’s Ass, Eye is fine with D.A.T.³ and War Daddy approves this message.

³~. Distinguished Armor Technician in the FTA

La Odisea de Las Verduleras de Sheinbaum en San Lázaro distrito de morena

Up next : SALVADOR with James WOULDS… in this episode, SAUDI ARABIA and Jared Kushner can go fuck a duck, and by “duck” James Woulds is not talking about DAFFY DUCK, but that other fucking duck named Donald.

🌻 Everybody Wants To Rule The World — 🎶 I want you to be 📚 with me tonight.

Warner Bros. asks its investors to reject Paramount Skydance’s takeover bid

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /cultura /2025/12/17 /warner-bros-pide-sus-inversionistas-que-rechacen-la-oferta-de-adquisicion-de-paramount-skydance–

Chayote Chino “Grown-in-France” en especial, 2.99 €/Kilo… lo bueno de esas verduleras de la Cuarta Transformación de López Obrador es de que ellas si estudiaron en La Sorbonne con las becas de P.R.I. y los “bonos” d’esas remesas del tío migrante en la vecina Unión de Ronald Reagan in 1984*.

MOvimiento de REgeneración Nacional

Periodismo quebequés.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /economia /2025/12/16 /amlo-apoyo-con-billones-de-pesos-pemex-sigue-como-la-mas-endeudada-imef 

L’IMPORTANCE DE VULGARISER
et
RAPPORTER L’INFORMATION

Oh, l’Humanité, look what they’ve done to Bagnolet… je me souviens.

AMLO supported Pemex with 3 trillion pesos… and it remains the most indebted: Institute of Finance Executives (IMEF)

War is Memory : Chiquita Banana y UNITED FRUIT COMPANY in El Salvador de JAMES 📸WOODS invita.

 

But seriously, Odysseus, fuck you and that Swineheard-er from The Bronx: Destiny is Knot Written, knot by-a-long shot. Now “nanu-nanu” your way to Back To The Future at BFM’er TV, but you better leave “Mindy”, who goes by Alix at Issy-les-Moulineaux, —alone.

Fake Horses’ special delivery to Paris, from The Greeks.

 

Additionally, nevermind The Boston Red Sox, that outfit is filled with Monkees. In any case, there are approx. 146 days until the start of the Los Angeles Dodgers ⚾ start to defend the 2025 Championship.

Everybody Wants To Rule The World… so glad Öüï almost made it.

 

Dunk on this, The Ross Sorkin Conspiracy

“Ambition for Envy and, tolérance for hate,” it’s 1994 and Lollapalooza is at The Gorge in George. Over at the White House Correspondents Dinner 🍽️… It’s Black Jesus Mary Christ, —a nig… 🤠 The Comediante es una negra!

Sell Mí a jumpsuit and call Matt in the Morning. Now, before PEARL STAIN³ fully relinquishes the LAW in them United States in América, to Donald Musk and Elon Trump, “Ewe must remember this”, Katty Kay:

We don’t need peacocks, Öüï kneads FOXes-ese just like old Abe’s GOD needed that Eve.

I’m with Don Q, motherfucker! Fuck you and Paul Revere, Reverend A.I.!

The Sheriff is In Prison… and all that jazz.

The next time you see Armand, —Ewe better run. I’m Fucking Matt Damon and Armageddon was a stupid project.

Queridos, Amigos de México en Francia; Movimiento YS-132 “Academicos”; Frente Amplio de Izquierda (mexicana) morena–francia; y por supuesto, Javier Sicilia y La Guadalupana de La Madeleine (2011-2015) y JOHN MILL ACKERMAN:

🎶🎶🎶 And in The End, the “cuartel” you get is equal to, LA GRILLA* YOU MAKE❤️‍🔥

*~. Look it up, Katty Kay, look it up. You of all Rosbifs has all of the THYME wealth to look that up.

³~. It’s pronounced STEEN, as in Frankenstein, not STAIN as in Monica’s stained dress 👗.

Thyme to Cha-cha 🌴 i’m the driver

Paris, France. 11 July, 2024_ Carnaval barkers are just about ready to greet Stephen Spielberg on La Seine, for the occasion, the Paris City Hall Green Works Division sent a shout-out to El Ey mayor, Karen Bass, by chopping down a young 🌱 elm that blocked the view of some ticket holding schmuck at the Tartines en Seine.

Fuck an elm plant a palm.

… to they in history:

1940 – The Vichy France regime is formally established. Philippe Pétain becomes Chief of the French State, George Clooney’s mom sang La Marseillese with the aid of Milo Minderbender’s Elite Brass Band.

And in local news, the price of coffee beans soared to heights only reached by coconut-less worthless PALMS 🤲🏻, to celebrate the occasion, Parisian Mayor Anne Hidalgo vowed to plant a replacement PALM for ÉVRY elm three cut downed for obstructing The View of Olympic ticket holders to La Seine in Châtelet.

Save an Elm³, fuck a Palm Tree 

Where were we… ah, yes. The Ocean — The 11th Inter-Squadron Parade Jamboree.

 

Quote of the Week:

Now I question whether George Clooney has really spent a lot of time with President Biden in person, I am more of a Matt Damon guy than a George Clooney guy.

Sen. (D-DE) Chris COONS.

Opportunistic elitist prick that George Clooney is, mister أمل علم الدين° wasted no time and decorated the entire quadrant of the Bazar Hôtel de Ville (BHV) with espresso machine paraphernalia advertisment, Jean Dujardin was seen around Le Beaubourg peddling out samples of espresso aluminum capsules to Catholic students from the Saint Merri-Institute of Le Marais. 

°~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Amal_Alamuddin

Any how, Cousin Joe, you know who else can go fuck himself on today’s date?

Only on The George Clooney Show.

Alexander Hamilton, Cousin Joe, that’s who:

1804 – A duel occurs in which the Vice President of the United States Aaron Burr mortally wounds former Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton.

But hey, it’s like Peter Baker from The El Paso Times said this morning on the George Clooney Show, “our side of the press room does not take sides, that’s Mara’s side… they are the opinionated at The El Paso Times, knot U.S..”.

And it is with that spirit that even The New York Times wished that it had, that Öüï switch it over to The Stone Roses and The Picture of Mara Gay… just the facts, ma’am:

/2024/06/17 /the-who-the-youngen-sitters³/

Por ejemplo, Mara Gay, do you know what George Clooney didn’t talk about during his morning show? That’s right Peter Baker from The El Paso Times, George Clooney did not addressed the impeachment called upon two SCOTUS Justice’s by AOC.

Here’s the Standard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, it will represent Shakespeare. On the other side of La Mancha is Cervantes 🇪🇸 Molière was busy on account that Jean de La Fontaine stormed La Prison de Vincennes in an attempt to free his main donor from the hole where Colbert (that motherfucker) threw him in just as Molière was staging “Les Fâcheux” at Vaux-le-Vicomte.

Needles to say, La Fontaine kicked Poquelin’s ass because Molière was the useful idiot in Colbert’s plan to take over The Jimmy Kimmel Show… and that’s why the Musketeers sucked against a 16 year old Cid.

Ok, Susana Pubeda… you get a nooner

And, it’s not going to be a quickie, this is a 36-hour hump.

Have a nice weekend.

April in Paris… the Origin of A.I., I told you, Bruno à la préfecture de police at Cité in 2012, 2013, and on the morning after the Night in Ayotzinapa in 2014, it’s a six-year commitment and THE TECHNOLOGY needed for the final COUNTDOWN has not been developed, yet. That was then, and you just keep on listening to narco-state operatives in France. Give them your R.S.A. and have’em work bull-shit jobs.

Dans La Presse… Australian Ruhles Oil Wrestling. And, Katty Kay, you of all Brits knows that John Oliver is like a child with a helicopter-wife, and I am Sirius, and Jonathan Lemire is not, The Daily Show needs Larry Bird on Mondays, not Michael Jordan.

Talk about reel-Thyme and Ingenuity, which is a false equivalent false cognate for la ingenuidad à la francesa. And, Katty Kay, Eye has, IT!, on good Authority to relay to the World del Mundo del País en Le Monde del Boston Globe, that Matt Damon sabotaged that fucking helicopter in Mars.

Ingenuity: Damage puts end to ground-breaking Mars helicopter mission

https ://www .bbc .com /news /science-environment

After the break, it’s ActuELLES vS. Men-Oh-Pauses

Followed by Darnell Simpkins and the Poveda’s Family Whip 🦯

A tale of two talents and skills visas… and the Dupont Columbia (SciencesPo) censorship Awards.

 

…and nevermind the Anatomy of Serene Eloquence, because in diplomatic channels it transliterates to auto-censorship.

Et tú, morro, remember to never forget that Work Will Set You Free…

Le travail rend libre mattress THEY sale.

Fuck yoU, Matt Damon… see you in Marseille

… and starring as the Church Lady:

And in Paris, France… all of the Magnum©️ shutterbugs are off~Course, fags.

Michael Schmidt, now with a tie 👔 and rolled-up sleeves.

Well isn’t that con* Clinton!

*~. With, as an ingredient.

And oh, dear God! Sean Penn is having an orgy with the daughter of A.I. on Earth Tú.

The Life of Penn

 

Mike Memoli returns in the role of the altar boy with the personal perspective.

It’s Saturday Night, on a Thursday afternoon in Paris. Issy, fuck your selfie.

 

… but seriously Volks!

https ://www .dw .com /en /germany-suspends-migrant-intake-from-italy/

I love Philippe Leclerc de Hauteclocque, really, I’ve always respected the AMX projects and now, well now you have shit and a Mariachi ensamble for your future ARMOR defense systems (punto y coma) gulp, gulp, gulp (wine sippin’ sound goes here).

We love the all, the all of youWhere lands are green and skies are blueWhen all in all, we’re just like youWe love the all of you

Spacehog

Maybe in the Mean~time… does any of them fucking mariachis know that one?

Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /italys-lampedusa-at-point-no-return-with-migrants-mayor-says-2023-09-14/

I’m an Alligator yes, but also a Distinguished Armor Technician, I could have designed the perfect THANKs for y’all, instead you are going to get the mariachis to cover your precious “patrimoine”.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Leclerc_tank

Don’t worry about her, [ I bet you think this post is about you] she’ll find a güey from the temporary visa pool to start a new orgy at her workstation or clinic. Her husband won’t mind the divorce or PACS dissolution, if he is cool, and only if he is cool and “integrates” he will get that €150,00 solidarity check and, in six months, full-RSA and a studio to live in.

Now don’t you fuckers forget to dispose them soft-skin 56’s on your TRI and forget about that XLR-Standard, put them fuckers in the “gaspillage” bin. Fucking €16 million per unit, what a waste, but keep on granting that €150,00 solidarity pay for your “incoming” artists, I honestly can’t wait to see all of the stranded Lampedusa arrivals at Florence Cassez doorsteps in Calais.

I am sure Alicia, Georgina and Sergio will be there to do the things that they do best, and which is to “INDIGNEZ~VOUS” and tear thier clothes apart in solidarity with the France INSOUMISE orgy.

https ://www .sudouest .fr /societe /religion /he-makes-fun-of-secularism–lfi–is-outraged-by-the-presence-of-emmanuel-macron-at-the-papal-mass

To quote Howard Johnson at from Rockridge:

… and in Paris, France, Marie Cuire, just obliterated another intern’s penis at the water fountain. It was her fifth this week alone.

but that is only because Marie Curie was listening to jazz à fip.

Previously on, So You Draw Portraits of Presidents

Fuck’em… fuck EM# ALL, Eye can draw the face of God, sin celery, Field Marshal Carlin.

Fuck you Matt Damon! Context follows on The Jimmy Kimmel Show, because That COLBERT guy is a fucking asshole.

Of course, in order to know what Eye is referring to you have to be current with your Dogma—Fuck-oh.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120655/mediaviewer/rm2525574656/

Of course, you also have to be  current with all the Prophets, not just The Rock, Rufus.

And Alice… this is a kind reminder that the fip . fr portrait contest is open to all nationalities but You Have Got to Be French to WIN, could-have-been-CONTENDERS need not apply, —Stella.

And Yasmin V… before you accuse me of jumping on the Basketball bandwagon, do recall that just like The Chinese stole Tocqueville from the Frogs, and the Russians the Champagne… i did tell Lester Holt that the French had a B-Ball academy at Olympiades M-14, turns out that the French had sent a spy to the San Antonio Spurs… all those years ago. 

https ://www .lequipe .fr /Basket /Actualites /La-france-domine-les-etats-unis-pour-son-premier-match-des-jo /1273011

After The Nation with the politics of the Reverend Al Sharpton, Alicia will dive into a holding pattern in Texas where schools districts everywhere will begin to teach the origins story of Walker Texas Ranger.

Literally, can’t make this shit up.

For the occasion, independent school districts across the Lone Star state will hold a vote concerning the new revisionist book covers for the newly revised curricula on the Southern’s version of European Code Noir.

 

God Damn You, Lorne Michaels…

lMusic and Ninja Tuna Pick’s me Up!!!

Aloha… del verbo Alojar, not the other way around.

In This Episode:
The Blades are Out

Not only did Fucking Matt Hunting starred as
Good Will, but Sunny–Gringo,
you fuckers turned Sarah’s vulva
into a Vigina from
wait for it, wait…
in the mean time, while Trump,
—that motherfucker—
goes to Jail, we [the staff]
gonna add Color to the streets
of the Emperor of Paris.

It’s High Noon in CET
in the Search for ElDorado,
Sarah Silverman is turned into a
Perla Morena in the quadrant freq of:
The Ameri–Indien of Nueva Yo’l.

But speaking of New York,
its Blades
(con dos filos, not dos Güiros) out,
its Gangs,
its Emperors and their motherficking lingo.
Eddie “G” tells an Ol’ Rosbiff
(from the Ile of The Big Kat)
just how close Rats are to y’all.
…’lemme find that page demarcation.

Stephen, what page is the RAT Info at?

— Stephen responds:

It’s 12.20 in the afternoon!!!

To which Stephen replies:

The page number not the Time.

And, Stephen goes:

That would be page 32, under the letter delimeters starting with, lemme see, (Uhmmmm) DeDo; close, but not quite, EcHo, Fenst… Gang… Hotel… injunc… Ju–ju, ah! Here it is: Judas, page 32.

Cue Call : Brel get yo’ass on Stage.

Dear, Matt Hunting,

If you know what Jacques–es—es voice sounds like, just imagine his fucking grill yapping the following observation, but first, a word from our Sponsors:

It’s 2074 and when the mob wants to get rid of someone, the Bosses send their John Perkins-es’eses across time…

Joe-jeune is sent to Elysium to kick Matt Damon’s-es-es ass.

Mean, while, Trump figured out how to beat the American Justice League in the year of the WASP’s-es-eses Lord of 2019, that shifty motherfucker [Trump] came about some information regarding Ponce de León’s-es-es Fountain of Youth, which was smacked right in the middle of his motherfucking golf course in La Florida… where else, eh? Where else would the salvation for Donald “motherfucking” Trump be at? In Disneyland-Paris?

Try Disneyland-CHINA!!!

Which is why the Bosses sent Joe-âgé to the Yellow River to give that motherfucker, Donald Trump, a hair cut. Joe-âgé had grow fond of the “hair products holding Back Pack”, that as a Young man he had taken from Matt Damon, but unlike the little fucking Christmas ornament batteries that Will Hunting relied on to make his clippers work, way back en “el año del caldo” del Señor de Los Cielos de 1997, batteries which by-the-Güey, always died when you needed them fuckers the most, Joe-âgé relied on a more classical form of grooming as he went ahead and kept the Old Gringo’s shaving blade that was bestowed upon him by the old Indiana Cartographie Officer from the great State of Indiana, a State which the current vice-president (2018) had transformed into a Corporate bitch for the Medical Industry corporations that left the Hoosier State insolvente, o como diría a French Speaking Jodie Foster-âgé: INSOLVABLE.

… anygüey, to make a long tale short, when the motherfucking batteries from the Weinstein Company failed the Matt Damon Clippers, Joe-âgé went ahead and gave Donald Trump the only HairCut that motherfucking Bruce Willis had in his “stylist” choices: the Indian Scalping.

And just to fuck with Will Hunting, Bruce Willis (in the Role of Jacques Brel) said to the Fat Lady at the End Crédits line:

How Do EWE, Like them Fiona Apples.