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The lights are on … It’s 10 a.m. in Central Bridges Time in Paris

Melissa welcomes you to the club.

 

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination… but they/them/ol’ don’t and so Öüï’s happy to lend a ♣️ de bastos español.

Las Fuentes de Doña Vilma up next.

 

Of course it is nothing like one of them Donald Trump doodles on a Jefferey Épisodes de Epstein, but if the snapshot fits, dicen por las Tres Puertas down that bend, wear it.

http ://www .democracynow .org /shows /2016 /4 /7

Moving on, Öüï catch up with Stephen T. Coltrane Colbert and Eye remembers that day when Jon Batiste got into a scuffle outside of Luc Des Lombards.

Welcome to the club, Tyrone.

https ://asegovia3.com/ 2021/10/15 /the-good-the-good-thing-about-this-blog-is-that-the-benevolent-pharmacist-does-knot-read-it/

Roman Numerals Football — The Only Ovidio that Matters, starring SuZy Golfclub Grip³

… and Starring as Suzy Golf-club Grip, Kenzo’s favorite Flower, —Carolina Mugnoz 🌺 with musical genre, Horror 😱 Punk, featuring Montreuil’s own punk, —Freddy Cats.

Chapitre 59 — Fleur de Lix

El Primer Torero Despedido del Ministerio de La Educación.

Synopsis: Caroline pushes NARC-ISSY onto The Scene en La Cena del Sena.

Ya se fueron las nieves d’Enero
Y llegaron los tulipanes de Hollande
Vaya que hasta Sarkozy trae un GRILLETE
… de Saphir Véritable.

Word of the They*… cualquier parecido is just a mis en scène

*~. A•ni•mad•ver•sión

En Inglés del bueno, y no chingaderas la palabra animadversión personifica a Los Amigos INFLUYENTES de México en Francia with respect to the ANIMOSITY, ILL WILL, and HOSTILITY towards anyone who independently tried to chronicle the triple³ Presidential elections of 2012  y el desenlace (dénouement) of the Affaire de Florence Cassez and her Mexican lover, Israel Vallarta.

³~. 🇨🇵, 🇲🇽, and The 🇺🇸 in this order.

Wallace case: judicial shame

But speaking of ugly Mexicans abroad, let the record show that The Kiwis and over at the two Guineas and maybe even the Solomon Islands could care less how Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the 3rd sounds when that son of a bitch tries to sound like Assange, any hoot, Sam Stein, maybe The Marshall Islands might give a wheel barrow full of Kentucky manure to even care 💅🏽.

And, Doris Kearns Goodwin, you know what gets under my skin? When someone like that beast on The Daily, Sam Stein, renames an entire continent after one fucking country.

Big Brother will tell you, Sam Stein… if that’s even your real name, the name of the continent is not “Aus°tralia” you stupid “American”, —but Oceania 🌏.

This concludes to Theys, —word of the day.

Over at the National Council of Negro Wimmin’ on msnbc it’s: La Vache

It’s good for your stomach and your vientre won’t notice… but seriously, Katty Phangs, “where are all the Yello’ heifers at?”.

Metal Works

Milk… it does a body good.

Sponsored by Thomas El Corbillon’s Heavy Metal jazz lounge.

Livin’ La Puta Vida Loca … got milk?

Where’s the beef?

And, Alicia Menendez, never mind Ricky Martin, Ike Pappas is the only lactose intolerant in Parador City and that’s why he used Rum to moisten his corn flakes with South American bananas, and then he properly snorted his Coke®️

And, Issac 🇮🇱 Herzog… what about Saul³, Ewe hypocrite

No insistas, Susana Poveda:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-fefe–

Context for Ewe, ese... follows.

Context for Ewe, ese… follows.

“Let’s play hard⚾ball”, but not a the Beaubourg, because the very first purging of the books happened under the auspices and the opportunity of a global pandemic in 2020, this is to say ANTICOR, radiofrance and, DISCLOSE, that first they came for THE DICKSON BASEBALL DICTIONARY, and Media Part said nothing, Attal.

Who’s the kettle now? Knot the Amalekites, you genocidal donkey.

Full circle … carrousel to 2011, Jesus built my Maserati.

Any how, mister President (Herzog), it may not matter but I did warned you in advance that mister “Schmidt” Netanyahu was going to revisit episode 74 of season 3 of The Twilight Zone, except that for this “Death-Heads Revisited” show, Gunter “Benjamin” Lutze is not a tanker from the Eastern Division, but rather a combat engineer from the West Bank, and “Bibi” is not going to the gas chambers of Dachau, hell no, that Jew is going to The Hague for crimes against humanity, and that is not Hypocrisy, —just Ironic.

After the break, Öüï heads over to the Ministère de la Culture in 2011.

Like I told your French Consulate in 2010, “It’s going to be an INDEPENDENT work, in progress,” period!

Censure de Première Class — Molière is still fresh*

 

And starring as Sammy Davis Jr., Barack Obama.

Gotta go to Why°Oh°Ming, Joe, because it’s still on The Line, nigga!

*Same as it ever was Elise Van Benden, same as it Eva, Was… The Talking Blonde, but first, Over at the MarJo Show, Caetano Ventoso 💨 is feeling bluer than Libertad La Marca and Leo Dan. 🔈🔉🔊 Ca°se°Rola 🎶🎶🌊

Tú The Moon, Pauline, tú The Moon 🚀

The Talking Blonde… On today’s episode, Pauline was supposed to wear a pair of Capri Pants, but our favorite blonde got the wrong deepl translation from our favorite Privateer, Adrienne Elrod.

 

And in Puerto Rico, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin’s second in command just learned that the Defence Secretary’s pénis réduction opération was a success. The former U.S. Army General kept the elective operation on the down-low on account of the resulting extra foreskin from the cock-reduction elective procedure and Benjamin Netanyahu’s IDF fatwa on foreskins around the Middle East theater of Strategic Operations. Netanyahu is planning an exit strategy to the planet Mars (one foreskin-at-a-Thyme) once his time runs out and the Prime Minister has to answer to both the people of the IMAGINARY State of Isºrael and the Very Court that convicted Nazis in WWII.

All the fits that stick… who’s the pirate, and is there is a mister raider 🏴‍☠️, Chula?

But first, can Ewe believe that Pablo is wearing Yellow, the nerve on that fucking Torre, the Gall, France! The Gall… Mika across the screen is szo also 🫣 appalled, that our favorite blonde (across The Atlantic) started to play imaginary piano on her desk as MorJo said something irrelevant. And Jonathan LeMire, fuck you too. Gooooo, RAMS!.. cabrones by any other güey.

Weekend Edition: The Shrimp in Les Barbies Bleues… Känguruh Carlos meets Wendy The Frog

Play it, SAMMS 🦐:

Australia 🦘 is the Enemy… Eye Gotcha, Hot 🐟 Tuna!

It’s the month of December of 2010 and through the French Consulate in Los Angeles, California, I receive notification that my formulaire for a now retired*, talents visa had been approved for review; long story-short for Ol’ who hate them dreaded ‘semi Colon’s’ (casi Columbus in Oh HI, oh), the person on the other side of the service window asked of little ol’ Mí, why a U.S. citizen would want to do research about Mexico in France, and my response was that:

unlike other wetbacks (Robin Hood’s) I can speak with a Mexican accent.

You Dropped a Bomb on Mí, dijo Nuevo México, TAOS.

⚾ In Sydney 🇦🇺, the Lioness’s-esas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 titled that flick 🎬 “The Boyfriend From Hell,” 👈

↗️ “One thing about a Dodger, we have a lot of Patience”, ask Izzy, he wrote the fucking song. 🍍

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Play Ball, MAGAfakas!

Moving on… It took a while, but there it is 🪶

…

 

And, Katie Phangs, Öüï missed your sho’, see ya’Mañana ☄️

… ⚾ when it’s Primetime 👉🏼 in Hilo, Hawaii

🍍⬆️

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Style vS Substance — Reality vS Ratings

🎪 Welcome to another edition of:

We will always have la rue Borrégo… as°párt°ame° una “BOTELLITA” de DIET COKE, Marie-Louise; anyhow, here is the start of a new page in the adaptation of « If Youse Out Of Schlitz, Youse Schiltz Out Of Luck, Luc » … [O]f Coke, mocking: “Passers-by are nicer,” she says. I often come across her and her “Coke”. ¶1, fragment from the top of page 179.

https ://www .wsj .com /articles /aspartame-health-risks—l–aspartame–est–il–mauvais–pour–la–sante–ce–qu–il–faut–savoir–sur–l–ingrédient–cle–du–coca–light

Across The Atlantic it’s “Fuck You G.I. Jane”, Colour Mí Bhaaaadd, because OSAMA BIN LADEN and SAUDI ARABIA are celebrating like the French tonight, but with real powder, not with fire CRACKERS.

Over at the Électrik Big Top, Metro L11 à Lilas:

SUSANA PUBEDA tries to say “Oh, mon dieu” and all that came out was, “ah mai gad” and she sounds bhaaaad.
TimeStamp: 19h13 in Fip Central Time… “Oh, the stanza,” Susana was in “the chamber taking care of her business, when all of a sudden Thomas “el corbillón” walked in and got a whiff of Susana’s pa’ellas special discharge… cualquier parecido with our segment, “her farts smelt like green onions” es pura CausaLiDa‘.

🌬️🎶 Soldiers keep on GWARING

 

French on Parade

Featuring:

Los Indios de Ceylán, not to be confused with los indios de Celaya ni con los Indios de Juárez (those fuckers had the Spotlight in 2015).

And Reverend Al… let’s give it up for the Coloured Fellows on the Capitol Show.

Lisa who?

 

Appointment of United Statesian³ to key EU post sparks controversy

³~. https ://france-amerique .com /fr /americains-ou-etats–uniens/

And Katy Kay… I am not going to talk about masculinity on this blog, that’s too toxic for feminists, and it’s bad for politics. Artificial insemination is taking too long to market. Which is where Donnie Deutsch comes in, hilarity ensues when George Constanza becomes the Perfect man.

https ://www .sciencespo .fr /us–foundation /content /benjamin-haddad-i-do-today-kind-job-brought-me-sciences-po-first-place

But First, following the successful dick-swinging of BIDEN’s—nato (otan en Español del bueno, no en el de la flacida Falange franquista) trip to the UK,  LITHUANIA, and FINLAND leave it to France (happy National Holiday, by the way) to act all flamencos de ALABAMA in Brussels, AND TO ANSWER mister Benjamin Haddad (23 october³ 1985) of the Rennaissance party:

https ://www .lesechos .fr /monde /enjeux-internationaux /la-nomination-d-une-americaine-a-un-poste-cle-de-lue-suscite-la-polemique 

³~. De octubre tenía que ser este cabrón, —también!

— NO. No motherfucker, your Immigration Minister de Outre-Mer, or something like that, abolished all  “compétences requises” for your European Union post in Brussels, all you have from the pool is « talents » but they have not the competence nor, LA PERSEVERANZA to save democracy.

— BONUS Jeopardy Round… for a life-time supply of iPhone charging cables, don’t complain about CONFLICTS of INTEREST with the GAFAM³ Lobby, when you can’t see past your “little movie-festival-industry noble persons” at the préfecture de police en Cité.

³~. Google, Apple, facebook, Amazon, Microsoft.

and by the way, mister Haddad, nobody seemed to have had a problem when your Sciencespolita–ass spent some time in SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA, at that RAND racket called the HUDSON INSTITUE, and isn’t that convenient! 

Haddad felt there was little understanding of the European Union as an actor when it came to trade, digital issues, environmental issues, or engagement to shape common norms and standards between the United States and Europe. “These issues were really under explored [sic], if explored at all,” Haddadsays. “That is what brought me to work on them, first at the Hudson Institute and the at the Atlantic Council.”

 

FemmeNazies and Diet Coke, like a Chevy Nova, it’s a bad marketing strategy in Spain.

 

Pocket pussy with Évry comment.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /opinions /2023/07/10 /christine-emba-masculinity-new-model/

Unrelenting Constanza. It’s a Festevus miracle.

 

Costanza nf (Città tedesca) … perseveranza n … Issy, John Scofield (you son-of-a-Route—66³ denier) “tedesco” is French for schatzi-pot.

🎶 School’s Out for Summer… not if the man from “the” Havre gets his bigotes on it

Podemos 🇪🇦… subjuntivo Présente 🎁 del verbo PODAR 🌿; por ejemplo, se conjuga como todos los verbos (no sustantivos) que terminan en “AR³”:
yo PODE
Tú PODES
ELLA pode CON EL…
NOUS-otros PODEmos
Etc., etc., etc,…

 

³~. Señor Iglesias, le recuerdo a usted y al ciudadano Sergio Ávalos de morena-francia, y su fundadora, la señora dama parisina Georgina Moreno, que yo soy gerundio y mis Ah-Erres (AR’s) are on the prefix not the suffix… dicho en francés, yo soy PUNTA DE FLECHA y ustedes son puros culeros.

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii. _____________________

Okay, okay… It’s Pat Robertson, Dr. Theodore Kaczynski, and starring as a Nazi concentration camp capo, P.M. Berlusconi… Hop on in, Bunga-bunga, you fascisti-fuck. Even Ferrari showed up first at the Sarthe racetrack. Ewe lucky Basterd’.

https ://euro .dayfr .com /trends/ reduce-the-duration-of-summer-holidays-edouard-philippe-s-proposal-is-debated 

And, Natalie my 💕 love… Fuck l’Alliance, those elitists Phucks, with their fancy pants and all. Join the Accademy… and Lego®: Fuck You Too!

 

For the record, this post is not about MÍ, it is however, about LA, and “non-dits” or « unspoken » conflicts of interests between the Ministère de Matignon and Le Mexique à la rue des Longchamps, next to Iéna.

Can Ewe hear Mí now? Can you see Mí now?

But most importantly, can you see the real me?

—Doctor?

In the next segment it’s another edition of, “WASP” or « Oakie ». In the next segment:

Édouard Phillipe, WASP or Oakie

— Surveillance says?

Most definitely a WASP… If he was teaching at some pretentious U.S. University.

The 24 Heures du Le Mans, WASP or Oakie?

— Survey says?

Oakie

Finally! Pegasus is now a feature on all French SIM cards, just like Dr. Alejandro Valenzuela had predicted, all those years ago at SciencesPo during the restart of the Year of Mexico in France in Oct. 2011 at l’OCDE siege en le XVIIeme. It was during that particular Harvest Moon that a then-recently elected Enrique Peña Nieto made his first Presidential trip on a private jet to iron-out los por menores regarding the release and subsequent ‘heroine’s’ welcome-back to France, of a French woman 👠 convicted for kidnapping children in Mexico… Issy-Bendito-Sea, Genaro García Luna. Amén.

https ://cybernews .com /news /france-senate-green-light-surveillance-cameras-microphones/

Big Brother is watching Ewes in The Sunshine.

 

And, mister Philippe… Correlation is not Causation, but godDAMN, nigga! Had I, Armando Segovia (52*) / Armando Serrano-Prieto (12*) known that La République Français was a big GLASS House with a world-wide array of colonies (dit “departments” at the OFII) i would not have thrown tomatoes at the Year of Mexico in France or it’s its operatives at LA Préfecture de Police at Cité, but yes. There is a lot of talent and compétences in Algeria.

I see them Every Sunday at The BENDITA Place de La République. But knowing how “unspoken” your pencil pushers with a police badge can be, my hunch is that the next reform is going to favor all of the autocrats first-born males and their god-children second (if Allah even allows for god-children, like the good “christian” god does, eh mister former-minister?)

Now that is a novel idea, but it won’t work, and please don’t ask because Eye, Aie cannot say a word… that ability is reserved for La Voix de Sans Voix en Fréquence Paris Pluriel. So D.A.R.E. is D.A.T., but kudos on the PMCS³.

 

*~. Years of age, if you have any questions just reach out and touch Stephanie Menou at Cité’s Dépôt Group.

³~. Preventive Maintenance Checks and Services.

… For the record, The French summertime’s blues are way too short in duration, these tadpoles need at least until the Columbus “discovers” Américo Vespucci celebration on October the 12th, and then add another bridge (no pun intended Philadelphia) to compensate for the stress of the Harvest Moon before those teachers “fait la rentré” to the classroom. Seriously, the French have the shortest vacation cycles in France. It’s preposterous, really.

”Congruent is just a word you made up and, … ³”.

Page 12, Politis
02 fév, 2023
n° 1743

If you believe MÉLIÈS 🕴️put a man 🌙 on the moon 🐇…

 

Préfets Les TO’itolls  🐢 de Macron 🐒
“It’s Got What It Takes 🎶
… [M]ight as well face it, you’re addicted to romA³
👄👠🕶️

In Local news, 🇵🇪  Osler Amaro dignó con su re-transmission desde El Perú a las ondas de radio en el cuadrante, no confundir con “el cuadrado” porque eso es otra cosa, de Paname, pero eso es solo porque el Pôle Emploi (oficina del desempleo) requiere que todo y toda derechohabiente al desempleo se manifieste por lo menos una vez cada tres meses para justificar el beneficio de RSA¹… o su pago en especie, depende el compromiso que dicho ex-patriado haya logrado en su “experiencia” migratoria.

¹~. Knot to Bee confused with The RZA, because that nigga D.A.R.E. is on the Kung-Fu Channel with Summer Madness.

 

En fin, para cerrar la secuencía del otro día en la rue de la Verrerie, ahora interpretamos para nuestros no-lectores lo que para este blog significa la Solidaridad Arbitriaria, REMEMBER NOW, the black fellas is not the reason for explaining the sequence of THUMBNAILS showing la rue de la Verrerie on February 1st.

In a few paragraphs I will get to that and address the 🤬 Solidaire Fellows 🐛 who without having a frame of reference of the SITUATION that was developing in front of the All-You-Can-Eat (3-plate limit) Chinese buffet, AUTOMATICALLY and with the STAUNCHEST “🧐indignez-vous” attitude 🐛 took the side of the noble 🤬 EBONY 🦺 MEN and scorned the little “ROM²” being held from the t-shirt 💥 collar by a 6-foot tall 🦺 negro.

²~. For context, it has become a normal thing in La FRANCE, for me, Armando Segovia | Armando Serrano~Prieto, anyway, to be second-guessed about my nationality by both peace officers and regular “Indignez~Vous” faggety-fucks, and be called a “roma”, which is just fine with Eye and it sure fits Mí well… Check with Emilio “El Indio” Fernández, because in my neck of the cotton fields of La Laguna (en Durango, MX), El INDIO killed a “terrateniente DEAD” [https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /2023/02/03 /tribunales-resolveran-secuestro-del-lago-escondido-en-argentina-9706 .html /cabayo.jpg-4546 .html/image_large?bc=2023-02-03T20:00:06-06:00] for pestering a group of “húngaros”, which is what the Roma people are referred to as, down yonder.

Frame 1 and 2 have a TimeStamp of 16h01, frame 3 was snapped at 16h02 and for CONTEXT, up until this particular point in time I had not noticed the short fella looking in my direction on that frame (n°3), I did not become aware of THE SITUATION until I arrived to the intersection that joins the All-You-Can-Eat (3-plate limit) Chinese buffet, the Thai Massage Parlor and a certain big chain conveniance store in front of Madonna’s Record Shop on La Verrerie.

From Red October… _–·’·–_ told Jah, you niggas would turn White as a reciprocal property o(f) reactions🇨🇵 .
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: Speaking of horses did you ever see those Lipizzaner stallions.
Hunter: What?
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: From 🇸🇦 Portugal. The Lipizzaner stallions. The most highly trained horses in the world. They’re all white?
Hunter: Yes, sir.
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: “Yes, sir” you’re aware they’re all white or “Yes, sir” you’ve seen them?
Hunter: Yes, sir I’ve seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they’re are all white. They are not from 🇸🇦 Portugal; they’re from 🇪🇸 Spain and at birth, they’re not white; they’re black. Sir.
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: I didn’t know that. 🧐 But they are from 🇸🇦 Portugal.
[🧐Chuckling🧐]
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: Some of the things they do, uh, defy belief. Their training program is simplicity itself. You just stick a cattle prod up their ass and you can get a horse to deal cards.
[🧐Chuckles🧐]
🧐 Capt. Ramsey: Simple matter of voltage.
To see the full effect of the scene, you can watch the video here.

[Frame sequence with new picture ratios follow]

From my recollection this is what followed after I walked away from the la rue Saint-Bon (where I have been snapping shots of that corner starting from the point of VIEW of la “FAIENCE de BUGS BUNNY” in front of the Presbytere, days before The King’s daughter departed Earth to join Elvis in Machupichu or Titicaca, —o Yo-Qué-Sé!!!

 

 

“a square is a rectangle with congruent sides and right angles”.

Excerpt from a reddit LPT³ thread

³~. https ://www .reddit .com /r /LifeProTips /comments /10smg7x /lpt_dont_fool_yourself_by_comparing_a_few_google/