Of course, he did… Gustavo Dudamel moved to France Musique

Must be read in the voice of Seinfeld’s “soup nazi”.

To the owner/operator of the Kebab joint in question (not going to mention your Establishment’s name) it’s not you, i know that if you would have been at your post, flippin’ them crêpes, i would have had one of the best grec-style burritos, next to the ones from Sebastopol, —just before La Gare de l’Est. But seriously, the fellow on kebab duty may keep the ~€6… and i hope that his friend (a known client) enjoyed that French Burrito drenched in harissa de Tunisia, which as you and i know, is like CHAMOY, which in French roughly transliterates to La Vache Qui Rit™, the kind that kids eat as they train their palatte to more FUNKY ‘sminkin‘ Cheeses-es-ese… Apple Cîder, if you know what “Jesus Juice” means.

Uso justo de todas las “Rachels”. Coma frutas y verduras, but don’t you dare grill the meat and tomatoes together.

10 May 2016 {Fig. 1.} A man wearing a jacket featuring a swastika, eagle, and German cross. (January 2016, Pernik.) I started counting the swastikas sometime in December. Most days I would see at least one, but usually there were more. There were two between my apartment and my favorite bakery, and four on the way to my dance class. More than five visible through the bus window on the ride between Sofia and Plovdiv. Eleven in the first two hours of the drive north through the mountain pass toward Veliko Tarnovo. There are other neo-Nazi, white supremacist, and ultra-nationalist symbols, too. At an international folk festival I encountered a man wearing a Nazi jacket with impunity, police presence be damned (Figure 1)[1]. In February, I began to take the long way home to avoid the swastika that was freshly painted on my own building. The paint was red like the blood of history.

https ://rachelsusser .com /2016 /05 /10

With that in mind, please be advised that I, armando segovia, don’t select the news of the day, I only line up the Theys, and cross-reference the reticles if you know what BORESIGHTING procedures are.

https ://www .axios .com /scoop-swastika-discovered-at-us-embassy-in-bulgaria -b3938245-c263-4ab5-8df1-b0d9990db847 .html

— Ewe! With la batuta, do you want harissa de Tunisia on that AREPA?

No Soup For Ewe!!!

Over at the other SoFi(a)—in BULGARIA, the purple nazis are popping up on the WINDOWS there… Trou Story 🕳️, check your time listings and eat fruits and vegetables, unless you are a Lamb, and your name is HANIBAL LECTER, if that’s the case Drink tiger 🐅 blood.

Congratulations to The Cincinnati Kid{s} on a great run,
and Jonathan Le Mire, please relay to Cousin Joe, that in honor of Willie Geist having the day off, Fenster the copy-editor suggested, and STAFF agreed, that Öüï is naming his coq, “Little Willie Geist“…
en vigueur immédiatement.


Previously on El Error de Descartes, Phineas Gage rewinds:

Check this out ⇒ here’s the play:

1.~ Ewe takes the AFT out of A⇔B, ∴ that turns the round into a spent CAP on that Tiger’s ass.

https ://www .quora .com /Why-cant-the-aft-cap-on-tank-rounds-be-made-out-of-combustible-material

2.~ With the AFT out of the way, load another Round, this time Fire-Fire H.E.A.T and deliver a WARM PURE(é) de VAL with LIMA’s address on it. Bee Vegui Vegui carefull, because GENERAL DYNAMICS has the homefield advantage in Long Beach, which is just a piss-splash away from Inglewood and the LAX.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Lima_Army_Tank_Plant

3.~ Wait fo’IT!, wait… what was the difference in the score? Let’s check it out:

  LAR 2320 CIN
Three (it checks out)

Full DISNEY-grade Disclosure:

Next, on Deadline WaWa Land, Nicolle eviscerates her former protège.

Yada, yada, yada

Red (scare) Guitars for Bernie — Plácida tabla de los elementos animales de doña Vilma

Before we [the staff] begin öüï send our 🖤s to Amy.

This Space 4 Rent

This Space 4 Rent .:. D75C83A1-A035-49B9-AADC-8FEE342D6682 💸 Little Wing buys democracy.

… [B]ecause of course y’all know that (TV) Space is the final frontier, but it’s made corriedo la bolsa en Wall Street. Y “si el Norte fuera el SurJohn Heilemann  would get his coats from the Charleston homeless center, his words–not ours, “and, Fidel would be an athlete running stocks in Wall Street”.


Hey, Elise Jordan: Jesús es verbo no sustantivo… ISSY, mamacita, the Historical Jesus was, a real COMMunist.

Track 12

Track 12 .:. 29C42DE3-C2F6-4E82-B3E1-30B248764DE2 📻 FRENTE AL TELEVISOR… Heilemman can’t handle the truth!

But FOist, Mossad groupie joins The Morning Mika Show to advocate why city mayors are best suited to run [any] motherfunKing country. Öüï (the staff) have been forwarding this message to the current SPACE holder of La Mairie de Paname, how-ev-ah’, Full Disclosure: mossad groupies are evil fucks but, in the Tenor and Voice of Bernie, every once in a Bleu Lune they have a sort of Silent Lucidity. It will take Dumb Country Bumble-tard LAWyers from Alabama another motherfucking Cold War in an overheated, melted RED planet to get this through their Moon-size heads, and for Floridians another Ice Age.

Manu Four Fingers

Manu Four Fingers agrees, Little Havana medical centers are crap. .:. F45DB4C4-9E58-4E73-A134-1BE12710C7B1 🏨 As a kid, little Rahm Emmanuel was a good sport at his dad medical center, always playing the role of an ambulatory emergency, training by–the–way, which came in handy for a young Israeli soldier and Mossad groupie; not to mention in his post–Obama years when mayor Emmanuel ran the city of Chicago.



It’s 19 hundred hours at the horse barn in South Cakalaki, and Heilemann raided the Goodwill Store… again! Meanwhile, Heidi is all like,

Who's Quitting?

Who’s Quitting? .:. 60D8B134-BC77-4C03-9292-FEBA275F59E2 🤠 Deer, Sam Stein, you get a pass tonight.

Rue Jean Lantier… 75001 – a Hole in the Wall

Short monarchical people have no reason…

“Voici quelque chose profonde pendant tu fais caca”,
dijo CouCou.

Ne touche pas à mon dignité

Fip actualité… no quarter until 2020.

Welcome, to our Maiden Edition of:
You Can’t Steal My Radio… 3.1416

Starring, the lovely voice of Susana Sepulveda with the background harmonies of Luc Fregon y los sepultureros.

Coming Attractions:

People who know, know McManus was a sure shot

People who know, know McManus was a sure shot, but Fenster was the real talent in that D.A.R.E. line-up.:.C9E55F9A-4B30-4E82-A21C-C8C5E75CFA16 •|• Fip Actualités follow.

“Oswald was a fag”
The Usual Suspects
Feb. 27, 2020
Grand Action Cinema
Rue des Écoles

And in Washington, Willie Guist sold the world as a dumb blind Alabama Choir boy fast-talked his way on the 🦚 Think (M1A1)… Oh, the humanity! Let’s hope that the levee does not break on this bitch.

Stop it, Elise Jordan. Just fucken stop

Dear, Elise Jordan. Among the things that makes us, scratch that. Among the things that wishes that a fucken aneurism would put a stop to this most non-consequential blog, is seeing the cast of Morning Joe being hypocrites. You cannot have it both ways Elise Jordan, unless you want to “get busy on a Burger King,” and do the Humpty Hump, but then that would be considered a hard-core adult film. And in this section, Elise Jordan of TIME Magazine, the focus is more on “A man who loved women“.

Los Nuevos vagos de François Truffaut

Casi esquina con Los Nuevos Vagos de François RONALD Truffaut.

Please stand by for Vicente Fox, El Yunque, Los Legionarios de Cristo, y La Universidad veranera de Cátolicos en Aix-de-Provence, o algo así.

El Yunque

Soulless brothers know No Conga, No Timbal, Ni siquiera La chingada Cow Bell… en “el ranchito de Andrés Manuel López Obrador”.

It was very “timely” that Cousin Joe had the morning off, what? Is the Cousin over at the RONALD REAGAN national prayer breakfast?

Any güey, Licha, (that’s your hipocorístico) meet Adela micha y a sus chingados:


Not–gonna–let you do it, unless you want to. You are my favorite of Them Ozarks kin. Eye dice que mejor le cuentes una de los vaqueros de Ecatepec.

Existe cada rama, but it is only shocking when it happens in the United States, of America, and not in the YouKnighted Estates of México.* Por ejemplo, Raquelito, election intervention in foreign countries (check. Ask Chava Allende) ; tactical arsenal and logistical support (do you feel like eating some  Asparagus at Willie Gomer’s Plan Mérida restaurant?) ; and of course, El Tío Rico®️.

Todos los derechos son del pato donald

Todos los derechos son del pato donald, y Carlos Slim, of course.

Deer, Emily Larson (AP) never mind The Moto KaKas

They go together with The Toledos. Ask Gustavo what WHY the “JIRIBILLA” en el discurso de Donald Trump, in which that motherfucker winks-winks at his brethren White Supremacists is part of his subconscious short-circuits, and What it  means.

incubation charts

Incubation charts follow. China regulates gestation.

Aussi, Australia is the Enemy and never mind the MISS–iLes from our best FRIEND, little North Korea.

Coming Up on KILL BILL:

Quentin Tarantino laughs at Bruce Lee’s saltamontes.

Viva The McKelligon Canyon Amph's

Viva The McKelligon Canyon Amph’s… Now in its 41st Season. Only on KLAQ 95.5 fm

And Deeeeeeer Lorde!!!

The Steins are multiplying!!! Samuel is spreading it’s its CONTAGION through Stanton St. and Los Montes de i–10 and Geronimo.

Meanwhile, at the Bridge of the Americas, Andrés Manuel López Obrador issues out a MEMO, whereas, by the Power given to the El Paso City Manager, Mexico City will receive 100 percent of the Trolls under that bridge, as opposed to the 99% of the TOLLS that the Mexican Federal Government collects from all of the OTHER BRIDGES THAT “chihuahuitas“, who shop at Sunland Park’s Mall, have pay in order to cross to El Chuco.

Vehicles with FRONTCHI license plates report a 5 to 6 hour wait time at all the fucking bridges leading up to the El Paso CHECKPOINT, and a ZERO-second wait time on the Mexican side when BRIBING HI–Tariffed everyday Contraband  and Military Grade Arsenal for the NarcoBusiness from both Washington D.C. and “el Antiguo Distrito Federal” ; either way, the Mexican Federal SIXTY–Year Aduanero system makes a killing every day, and it makes it WILLIE GEIST, on the backs of ALL of the BCP/BCC* card holders who remain invisible as they clean, serve, construct, produce, and SPEND little’ol Mexican Pesos (en Ingles) at Walmart.

*Border crossing permits, it’s like a French Récépissé for EXTRAGNOS en Estados Unidos.

Deer, Cousin Joe, Impossible KnotThing

Happy B-Day Weekend, DJ.
“We’ll meet again”.

Knots in the net

Knots on the net. It’s only a NOT on the neta.

Just ask any given
German calculating diva.

Thyme, time, Taim

Thyme, time, Taim ; Less than Zero per hour for Automation!!! Yeah… but then again Cousin Joe, it’s ok to call “African American” pussy, just flat out Black, baby.

AnyHow: impossible nothing.

Cookies for all

Cookies for all!!! Es política de Ley-less.

Gknow eye gnew ewe gknew the Sequence of a Dead–man Noose ; but, motherfucker tell me, does Mike Barnacle gknow that for the ElEy GKnothings this noose aint ain’t nothing but a thing?

... [A]nd if eye don't see you

… [A]nd if eye don’t see you, in the mean time, while Donald Is Vlad’s little bitch, Merry Mex–Más as well.

Impossible Gknotthing, Cousin Joe ; except “Death cab for Taxes, Cutie.”

… ps.: deer, Katy Kur. 🧘‍♂️ relax, right GKnow youse not QUALIFIED to go “long time”.

Kill bill Mac

Kill bill Mac… look into my Opened Alabama i’s.

Moving on: Sam Stein is Ugly! But at least His Ugliness was man enough to drink straight from Joe’s red cup! Unlike that Tulane University Walter [fellow].

BUT YES, sam stein is ugly. there is just no güey around that former huffer daily beast.