… The good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that I am homeless because of the Sicario-Loving-French… and the talented refugees that “exprimé*” a la puta de Marianne.

Note to the Préfecture de Cité… today’s edition of “Aquií Somos…” is a playback from last week as JUANITO GUANAVACOA Is partaking on them French vacations, not to mention the retirement that comes with obtaining a visa in France.

Katia ROUX of AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL is shocked, Alicia Leos, shocked³!!!


The trick(le) Alicia… is to show your Work.

³~. That there’s gambling going on in the HOUSE.

Yes, Öüï knew this, know that staff knew.

Disclose said that French authorities under the presidencies of President François Hollande and President Emmanuel Macron were “constantly informed” of the developments by staff at “several military departments”, but that their concerns were ignored.

French reporter arrested over leaked secrets

4 hours ago

The count is Three and Oh!


And, Ayman Moelhaldi³ it’s another Édition of the Captain Louis Renault Award.

³~. Sorry if I dismembered your last name

And here’s another thing that is conspicuously curious at el bendito Boulevard de Saint-Germain-des-Prés, Alicia Leo’s, not that someone who told Ana Anabitarte that she, meaning you was a journalist in the great state of Chihuahua, México, would care 💅…

That place that used to benefit from the Gutenberg Press(e) mile marker in Paris, France (knot the one Texas) is about to turn its internal bowels into a “networking” store, and Alicia Leos, not that you would care 💅, but that corner del Boulevard de las putas viejas de Gabo used to be called The SciencesPo School of Journalism, and here’s the kicker Mike Barnicle, —you son of a bitch! That used to be The New York Times Ivory Tower for their Paris correspondents. Haw’Bout that, COLUMBIA University, how about that! You coq sucking Sons of Bitches.

It is a Sabbatical if youse Kosher and a Hiatus if you practice what you preach

Lest Ewe forget…

The most delicious rosbif you will ever put in your mouth.


Hoy no hubo noticias y en París salió el Sol. Remember now, I don’t select the content, I just bring you the news AX IS, knot as Ewe wish that the Knews would be.

With that in mind here you go. And Thanks For All The tunA.

Stay Tuned For The BLUE MOON
12 months, 12 full moons, 12 names, right?
— FUCK THAT! Here’s number 13. Let’s call it a Blue Moon.

Straight Out Of The Ovens… now go get your ADIdas and BREAKDANCE your way to a new rendition of The Roman Circus, but in Greek. It’s a good thing that the entire City of Paris is being “white-washed”, mostly by the Arabs and Blacks and isn’t that the way GLORY works.

And Katty Kay, in the spirit of the Tijuana Bibles, and nothing but the separation of Church and State, he seemed like such a nice Minister of Capitalism at the French Consulate at Park Ave., in Manhattan this past Spring on The Morjo Show, now look at Em#, fashion busting the conversation from the shortage of teachers and other Assorted Troubles de la rentrée :

France’s minister of education has “decided it will no longer be possible to wear an abaya at school…”

El Mundo de Le Monde

Over at Charlie Hebdo, the staff there just confirmed that sucking cock during lunch with a crucifix necklace moonlighting as a Foucault Pendulum is still acceptable… would you like to draw you a STRIP en Castellano?

And now, the Sport’s page with Doris Kearns Goodwin.

… I’m with the Rev. On this one:

Dreamers knot skimmers

Thanks, Obama!

Tati™️ bags under a Bridge in San Fran Cheesy


Selective Outrage, the new anarchy is? Anyone. Selective Outrage, Scarborough? Scarborough, Selective Outrage, the new anarchy is? Anyone, Willie GEIST?


Dear, Mayor Di Blasio,
with All Due Respect, Sir, where were you, when 🇮🇱 ISRAEL was getting High on them 🇺🇸 F-16’s back in 2014, in order to blow-up 🇵🇸 beach soccer-playing kids to smithereens?

Deer, Amira AL–SHARIF: i hope that your skin is not as thin as my fellow Mexicans, Peruvians, Chileneans and of course, the Spanish receptionist at the Latin American House at Saint-Germain-des-Prés, but most importantly as vain as, you know, Adrienne La 🇨🇵. And in the frames below i will do my best to explain to a non-reading audience, the reason why I [Armando Segovia | Armando Serrano Prieto] is sending you this postcard from the Beaubourg.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2015 /jun/11 /israel-clears-military-gaza-beach-children

We [The Staff] begin la rentrée to National Sports They in France with a look at Saint Jacques de Compost~elle , but not in the normal SouthWest azimuth pointing direction towards Vigo but rather, looking in the compementary-opposite direction, towards Abu Dhabi, but not before taking a scan of the YoseMeni landscape of the UAE Southern Mouvement and the ICORN Network of Villas in Paris.

… In Other Words:
una de vaqueros

And in Springfield, U.S.A., it’s AK’S, Trains and loons at the CPAC. We’ll let that sink in and switch it over to Dirty Hairy in San Francisco. And with that in mind, across The Atlantic green keeps dominating the track.


Öüï found La Kerschovas under the auspices of The Golden Gate Orchestra, Buckaroo Banzai is interpreted of course by Nathalie Piolé, while the Cisco Clit is embodied by “The Actress”, Julie Gayet.

Act I

EFEmérides: A They That Will Live in Infamy

Man of the Year: CHARLIE CHAPLIN and the Eye RAN GO’ills.

The News according to Snake Eyes 👀. The Candyman NetWO’ik.


Attention camp, tonight’s feature will be narrated by the GO’ill that never gets enough Aus!

Au relié: More Au!… it’s like COWBELL,
Cookie 🍪 Monsters.

She just doesn’t know, IT!, —Jet!


Meanwhile at the 18th District of Paname, it’s just like 1984 in Los Angeles, California… Crack in School, and it is not the fútbol kind, read all about, IT!, on Tú Theys edition of, this ain’t South Central nor the Coliseum, baby. It’s Saint–Denis.

https ://www .bfmtv .com /paris /paris-des-enfants-escortes-par-la-police-pour-se-rendre-a-l-ecole-en-raison-de-la-presence-de-toxicomanes _AV-202212070369.html

It’s Like That, and that’s the way it is, uh! 🎤 🥶 … unless off-Course, you happen to be Juanito Guanavacoa at A.I. à Belleville.


7 de diciembre 1941… HILO, HAWAII

Over in Germany, it’s Just Like Starting Over, and Paul just broke a glass in Hamburg, it’s all part of the New Nazies trying their dang d’EST! to play Punk music, but fascists can neither play nor enjoy extreme Jazz.

“Among the 25 detained (🚂nazies) was a minor aristocrat called Heinrich XIII,” according to the BBC.

https ://www .bbc .com /news /world-europe– 63885028

El Band o El León de Kerchovas? Assange is a fag, period!

POST — To A.S. Ties.


On a They like Tú They, John Belushi learned to play L’ACCORD ION.


To quote MIKA B.:

The People Have Spoken. Boom!


… It!, don’t Stop, period!

Over at Abbey Road Studios, John Lennon just won the GWAR! And then Hawaii, made a Slight Return… to the Dakota, of all places.

Dear, Mary… Zed’s Dead, and Eye do believe that the AlphaBeth Soup is on the Sesame drawer, not on the Muppets Show.


jump to GLASS ONION and po’Peeples Justice, with The Supremes.

Previously on, “y dice ansina, Natalia”

But first, the KNEWS

All Along Torreón, Coahuila… 🌬️🎶 No reason to get ex-Cited.


SoFy Velasco, all journalists, the good ones any how, are MOSCAS … ON THE WALL, baby!

Y como dijo Monterosso:

Más bolsera (ratera) nomas, Talía OLVERA, ya que Ella, a diferencia de los que se van a los E.E.U.U. se roba le prosélytisme de las manifestaciones soliDiArias de Paname, it’s TROU 🕳️ 🪰, TRUST ME, like I told Raphaël Morán’s boss at rfi⅓, “Unlike Juanito Guanabacoa (policía judicial) I am a fly on the wall, y siendo oriundo de Califas, Off-The-Wall, Aussie.

Concha, corcel, y carro… The Birth of Lafourcade… Trou 🕳️ South. Only at the Instituto del Sonido Chilango (InSoChi).


Inspired by El Hijo del Topo, —en París— the new album cover of Sony Music’s exclusive cantora, la fulgurante Lafourcade, is now available at la EfNac, and our intrepid copy editor, Fenster the friendly Narco Quintero, got an exclusive snoop from the source, Mr. Sony Music Foundation himself, el gran Camilo Lara.

Over at the RFPP scene, el colectivo colombiano Mariposas Amarillas andaba de gira Hartistica en la bendita Maison de l’Amérique La∴Tina. When all of a sudden…

Can you show Mí how to get to Destierro Street? O como dicen en la RAE: ostracismo
1. Gral. Apartamiento de cualquier responsabilidad o función política o social.
«El motivo, muy breve en su desarrollo, puede sintetizarse en su conclusión final de que “la Corporación Municipal con su actuar arbitrario y ajeno a todo procedimiento legal, no está decretando la disolución de una asociación, la está privando de los medios materiales para desarrollar su actividad y, por ende, la está condenando al ostracismo, conculcando de este modo dicho derecho fundamental”» (STS, 3.ª, 18-XII-1997, rec. 874/1995).

Los astros se ahlinearon at the Gift Shop of Amnesty International… “It’s TROU!” 🕳️ just like on yesterday’s show with don Osler y Fredo, it turns out that AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL functions just like las fundaciones colombianas en EL PARLAMENTO EUROPEO, c’est a dire: YOU HAVE TO HAVE A MEMBERSHIP CARD to get a refugee card.

En la Serie del Caribe, a eso le llamán ‘PLAYBOL, motherfucker!’

After the break, It’s Word of the They 🇪🇸: bibliópola, as in… The guest for the December 4th of 2022 edition of the Juanito Guanabacoa Show was a bibliópola from Amnesty International at Buttes–Chaumont.


Which, knot to polish 💅🏻 our own nails, but one of the first things that, I, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto, have been saying since we first met Georgina Moreno y sus personajes pintorescos de la Intelligentsia parisina, in France and in la LOUISIANA, one’s own story must be Written by the French bourgeois… o Algo así.

Spoiler Alert, Öüï now UNDERSTAND why AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL treated , like a vil colectivo colombiano en el Parlamento Europeo. Naturalmente, lo bueno d’este blog es de que Juanito Guanabacoa (alias “PEDRO“) no lo lee, because if he did, indeed read this blog, the first thing that Juanito Guanavacoa would do, would be to peg my experience on the “NOT SEE Klan” de Médecines Sans Frontiersand then call PEDRO to finish the job

WORD OF THE THEY 3 de marzo, 2016…
French bashin’ en 3ª di’mención  

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/19 /quicksand-jesus-y-la-mano-de-diego/

In Hilo, Hawaii is Sunday night primetime 🌋.


¡Viejas Feas! The Whole Lot of You, en dónde estén junto con SoFy Velasco, por cierto SoFy, ¿a qué horas sales al PAN?

Intermedio con Carla, hoy no hubo Sarko!

Las piedras rodando terminan:

… and in this corner, fighting out of the Camden N.J. corner liquor shop, is Stephanie Rhule. Across the Atlantic, the singing wife of a French mandatario and mortal enemy of “La Beba Gaytan³” is challenging “la pundita” for the intercontinental belt. Tropicana Oil Wraslin’ Rules and the Uruguayan MudSlinging Commission sanctifies, blessés, and approves of this bout.

³~. Víctor Trujillo (Fundación Televisa)

By: How does it feel (Question mark and 99 tears)

Pago en Especie.

Jump to page tú:

Tengo orgullo de ser del Norte, —en De Quel Âge

And starring as Toña La Negra, Laura Buenrostro, with Juanito Guanavacoa in the role of “EL JUDICIAL Malacara », órale, hay que ser Juanito para meter la cuchara así en una canción.

Y por eso, Haz Patria, mata una Concha. ISSY, Pablo Neruda tenía el récord de matar conchas. Sí, Neruda, a parte de ser chileno y Extraño, le gustaba apuñalar los moluscos de la Caracola. 👹👺👹👺👹

I am a feminist, and women get mad about that, Women want a Macho-man like Juanito Guanavacoa, not a pussy-lover 😺 like Mí, so of course you get shit like this in La Florida. And VANIA, this is your Cue to CoMe iN.

La Regla Desantis

Previously on the Donjon de Vincennes, Leonardo DiCaprio was trying to sell Submarines to The Topo Chico Gendarmerie en Nuevo Lyon, “Take It Away”, Juanito Canales!

Sha, Cha—BOOM!
Bésame, bésame el culo…

CaraCola es BuenRostro en anatomía, así como BellaVista es igual a panochas.

Ahora resulta que La Huasteca, huerca Brasileira, es parte de Centro América… y Santa Qtarina en Persia, a lo mejor por eso lo de Sultana. Es un ballenato cumbia con ARREGLOS en polka y bossa nova, pues.

Orca submarine – You Hate Mí Eye loves Ewe.

Orca submarine – You Hate Mí Eye loves Ewe. Al regresar, en Ventaneando las lunas de Octubre, I told Y’all motherfuckers that It Was Going to be a Double-Header, following the Décalage session with Laura Buenrostro en rfpp, SoFy BelleAsco, that self-described “artist trafficker” kidnapped Buenrostro from Dé Quel Âge and Johnny Canales made her dance on the station’s pole Al ritmo de, 🎶 Mesa, mesa al que más aplauda 👏🏼👏🏼👏⛏️🐝🧭🎩👮🏻‍♀️😺🤠🌬️

Still to come, Juanito Guanavacoa y SoFy BelleAsco will SuperImpose “la caracola” de Lola, in Barry Manilow’s Copa Cabana en San Pedro Garza García, with Serrat’s Penelope en Cadereyta de Terán. 💃🏻

Ahora resulta que La Huasteca, huerca Brasileira, es parte de Centro América… y Santa Qtarina en Persia, a lo mejor por eso lo de Sultana.

After the break is El Beso Sucio del Barrio Antiguo en La Fundidora en Saint Opportune… El Beso Sucio, “you don’t have to drink our Apéritif-es-esos but if you don’t you can’t stay here.

Note to non—readers³, today’s edition of Laura en Décalage con Juanito Guanavacoa is of course, recorded, or as the Juánaticos de la Matrix relay: par téléphone, or as the Bostonian guest on rfpp yesterday said: PHONED IN…

En fin. Take Mí to 2012, here are the coordinates:

The Lord’s Resistance Army at the copa cabana… starring Juanito Guanavacoa as “the madrina de Zacatecas »… Based on a true psychological persecution at the Georges Impromptidou European Medial Center…

For the record, it is sad to see how people who ran from that time-period in Central Africa and Centro América, like El Perú… are the ones who get annoyed for my SPIEL on this Nido de Hipocresías called France.

Long-story short Sofi Velasco, decidí no ir a preguntar lo que la notificación del Procurador De La Prefectura quería decir cuando escribió, DOS PUTOS AÑOS Después,  “las cámaras no funcionaron y no pudimos distinguir a los chilangos”, o algo así, lo cierto SoFy Velasco es de que los franceses aún no han inventado las bitácoras (blotter reports), ∵ the perp was a cop nationale. And isn’t it ironic! The French invented Juanito Guanavacoa, y por eso, poeta que Juanito es, y en el aire 🌬️ las compones, yada, yada, yada… en la voz de SoFy of course.

A KnowN Record… In The Name Of Love

In Hilo, Hawaii it’s high noon. In Central Europe it’s already too late.

For the record, The Foreign Mexican Service agents are “career professionals” and they keep the chain of succession, in a thing called « La Catafixia », ask Xavier López “Chabelo” in The Family.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/04/03 /politica /mexicana-no-sera-castigada-por-denunciar-abuso-sexual-en-qatar/

En contexto for the good people at La Sorbonne, and points in between, it all started before Su Serenísima Alteza,  El excelentísimo Carlos de Icaza, walked out on the FRENCH PROCLAMATION of February 6, 2011, which established the ☀️ Semaine de l’Amérique latine et les Caraïbes at the IHEAL {or} some institution comme ça.

Ketch Up 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏼🏃rue des Victoires 🃏🛼

I, Armando Segovia/Armando serrano-PRIETO, reckon that had that snub from Mr. de Icaza not taken place, LOS AMIGOS DE MÉXICO EN FRANCIA, responsible for the arrondissement-level ORGANIGRAMME du les capos de événements (such as the film and other spectacles that supposedly represent the vision of LA COLONIA ROMA en el extranjero) would not have reacted like the character of FELICIA ALDEN in the WITCHES OF EASTWICK (1987), at the sight of Daryl Van Horn in the vicinity of their precious “cultural events”.

With regards to the Paris Marathon, FLORENCE CASSEZ kidnapped La GO’ill de Niza… on account of this event, Öüï is going to skip a Maverick episode, more specific, the one about The Third Rider.

Earlier in the They, it only took Five hours!!!

Across the street from Polandia in Ucraniaville no pasa nada.

GO HOME, Duke!!!

Never mind the accidents… here comes the “incidents”.


Ewe’r Knot Foolin’ personne, Salma Hayek

A Naidée, como dicen los FRANCHUTES de La Sierra.

El General wears a Leopard-skin Pill-box hat.

And, radio France… Fuck LaCroix, here’s your subtility in Strasbourg !

Note: to Tiffanny Cross (no relation to LaCroix) please relay to the Heidi Przybyla wanna-be that BLACK SPY and former CONGRESSMAN Joseph Scarborough III made sure that this blog would not have any followers, furthermore, with this blog being a DRAFT of a larger body of work, it is almost  impossible to follow unless you are in on the MOTHERFUCKING blacklist JOKE, like Charles Dumont and Grégoire LaCroix.

For those laser-focused on The Ukraine, but can’t get through the Polish Border, here’s Wisdom, “let s/he who hath understanding…”

Here you go, call Mi a racist now, but KNOT before doing your homework.


LONG STORY SHORT i feel like a BLACK STUDENT in UKRAINE… and here is another THING that AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL don’t know, the ‘nice’ little ol’ Peruvian lady at the reception desk (last year in the month of MARCH) is like ONE-degree of KEVIN BACON from the good people of Andrés Manuel López Obrador before that son-of-a-bitch gave TATIANA CLOUTHIER a piece of HUESO in his CULT.
ENter THrough THe GIFT SHOP!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /etonnez-moi-benoit/deux-amis-tres-proches-charles-dumont-93-ans-gregoire-lacroix-de-l-academie-alphonse-allais 5684260

… Öüï, now returns to our previous block
en forma de tejas sobre el reloj:
Didn’t you watch PATTON?

“You gotta blah-blah-blah and yada, yada, yada those Putinesque bastards », o algo así, the Things is, Salma… muses don’t believe in Sociology, but they do believe in Martial Arts.