Eye just don’t trust The Poles, Katy Kay. What says Ewe?
Reciprocals in sex education:
Ozemprick is to Viagra, what a fat chick is to a fertile cock.
1500 dollars worth of breeding
David Pecker would betray Donald Trump for this Lead in 2015, but Ewe had to be French.
Blast from the past.
Money, that’s what Eye wants.
After the break, Öüï factor common denominators with parking lots… bring, It!, on, algebra boy! I’m yer’ Square Root, a radical on the loose.
Only on a solo* cup… bring in the GO’ills!
A quick programming note 🎵, you might have noticed that recently the ordinary French (knot to be tied together with the very French Touch) have not partaken in National Sports They, c’est normal, LA FRANCE IS ON VACATION. This is how they (the VF⚜️) won the GwAr against Sergeant Pepa in Spain, although it must be stated, that I have never been there. Mucho menos, Agent 🕵🏼♀️ Stephanie Menou, en Salamanca 🧑🏽🎓… but Eye has been to SciencesPo and that is where all your Mexican RATAS⁹ get their oats sowed.
⁹~. and by SciencesPo, of course y’all know that i am referring to Dr. Alejandro Valenzuela and Nathalie Piolé’s evil fetus, l’ancien rancio’Este:
https://twitter.com/AlejandroPoire?s=20
👯
https ://www .ncregister .com /cna /procureur général grillé sur les préjugés anti-catholiques et pro-avortement lors d’une audience au Sénat
*~. And, Starfuckers, youse so vain, you probably thought this shit here was about you. Issy, it’s all RELATIVE because They’re Beautiful Peep ‘Ol.
According to Jorge Jarris On, a grammar Nazi at the RAE 🇪🇦 in Spain , “first of all, the RAE clarifies that it is “mandatory not to put the ACCENT if there is no ambiguity” and that it is “optional” to put it in contexts where the person writing perceives risks of ambiguity, once the Coded Message is unpacked by non-readers.”
And, Julie Gayet… With all due respect:
Pay no attention to La Kerschovas, she’s just channeling her Carrots 🥕 on that Frame 🪖 🧏, meanwhile on the Three Little Lawyers on the Dumb Scarborough Show, the criminal trials that MSNBC doesn’t follow are more than meets the Mur Daughs on the River Grande, Bravo if youse a 💩 stain on The Stein.
Playball ⚾!
But FO’ist!
When the moon hits Yer’Ays like a bigga’ pizza π, that’s Calzones 💜.
And, Mika B., Knot to Be outdone by your little “Viejas Feas” show in The Persian Gulf, las puertas de Versailles is having their own tanga spectacular summit. It’s right after the motherfucking COWS go back home and the memory of Ovalie 🐄 is just a piece of hooves on your steak tartare 🍳.
With that piece of animal by-product from the abattoir de los matanceros and without further ado, Öüï shift-switches, It!, over to The Week in RER View.
And, check the record on the Juanito Guanavacoa show, last week on Sunday, Juanito Guanabacoa was on Second base navel gazing about his projections to engage full-frontal, and not by proxies, that research that his three jobs don’t allow him to engage in.
Lucky for Juanito Guanavacoa, he too is on vacation, that’s what a post at RFPP, affords him by law, and besides, Juanito Guanabacoa already made the great, Juanito Guanavacoa is already cashing-in on that French retirement before he touched Sixty-fo’, nigga!
From the makers of Stein’s Burnt Champagne Cork comes a new product:
STEIN’S BURNT MESQUITE…
call in the next 36 hours
and get a cookie chewed-up by Griezmann.
STEIN’S BURNT MESQUITE… Brown 🟤 up, fuckers.
O como dicen en CrOAsia:
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /la-quatre-saisons-n-est-pas-qu-une-pizza /souad-massi-6939936
Philadelphia: We Fell Love in a hopeless place, now is a homeless shelter, or something like that.
The smallest violin crying for that bass… 🎻 + 1
In local news, the prosecution in the U.S. v. Genaro GarCIA Luna has called their last witness and that’s it, The Chief’s celebrated as expected in Disneyland, because for all the bullshit about American jurisprudence, “membership” has it’s benefits.
Gooooo Navy! Sponsored by the Jeffersons in Paris…
In the mean time, Mercury wishes that her HighNess Dora don’t take this the wrong way, Öüï kindly remind you, bitches, that I am only a Messenger, Roger that?
Over at Franche-Musique… Those fucks go on strike for the right to play, “Fuck Your 64″, and Öüï déclare our love for pizza, but that’s only because Saskia went skinny-dipping’ in a Castillian aqueduct.
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Any thing you can play … I can skip like a fucking puddle.
PHAROS a la distancia and The Power of The Obelisk…
S19:EP4 Ancient Aliens, coincidence? Only if you are a shape-shifting fucking lizard. Indeed!
Dora-s Roots are from a Nickel ODEON in Vaudeville at La Bourse de Commerce rue Vivianne… Don’t let them Raindrops ruin your shot.
🎶 Forever and ever before I put on my make up… Or something like that…
https ://www .arabnews .com /node /2248251 /world / france will accompany ukraine to victory
Unrelated Frequency Outreach {or} UFO.
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/02/09 /opinion /García Luna : Les États-Unis vont-ils cacher la vérité ?
Previously, on FUTURO MEDIA, PeniLey Ramírez was in the middle of the BIGGEST TRIAL (podcast) in United STATES HISTORY dealing with the “WAR on DRUGs“, when suddenly, the parade of DEPLORABLES on in the United States v. Luna, 19-cr-576 (BMC) (E.D.N.Y. Jul. 2, 2022) court hearing was cut short.
https ://www .washingtonpost .com /world /2023/02/09 /nicaragua-frees-more-than-200-political-prisoners-held-harsh-conditions/
To celebrate the occasion, EL PUEBLO de NICARAGUA is sending thier “marielitos” to ARIZONA, just in time for the SUPER BOWL. Will the Nicaraguenses go to Disneyland after the match? NOT if Nazi theorician and governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis, can have a say-so in that Magic Bus.
Sam Stein is not a muse’d, and here is why, Mr. Scarborough, because nothing, nothing will get between that Big ‘Ol WASHINGTON MONUMENT and FUTURO PELO… no wait, 🇨🇱 Chile is on another channel… 🎙️ FUCK!!! 🎬—CUT!!!
For context, the aftermath of Governess Huckabee’s rebuttal to Presdent Biden’s State of the Union Address gifted congressman–turned-Reagan cult preacher, Joseph Charles Scarborough‘s keyboard 🙈 monkeys 🐒 with the opportunity to cash in on another buzzword that justifies that white pasty face powder that hides THE SHADOW OF “polite 🪙 society’s” SOUL 🎩 in New York 🪞and, not to mention the rest of that goddamned East Coast on The Atlantic and The Jeff Bezos post.
https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /day 351 of the invasion of ukraine: according to macron france will “Accompany Ukraine to Victory and Peace”/frances-macron-awards-legion-honour-ukraines-zelenskiy -2023-02-09/
And here is why Peniley Remírez, because if after lining their monkey-closets for ⚖️ DECADES ⚖️ with the 💵 Hard Cold 💴 Revenues 💷 of “America’s” 💰War on Drugs, and ruining the lives 🙈 of millions 🙉 of people 🙊 with WEAPON RUNNING PROGRAMS, not to mention 🐒 the propaganda of humanitarian EMBARGOS levied against what 🇺🇸 Ronald Wilson Reagan and Richard Nixon 🇺🇸 considered to be “the competition*, while making themselves the poster childs of what passes for decency in 🐘 The Republican Party 🐘, the 🦃 network MSNBC then, goes on with the NEWS OF THE THEY show without ever mentioning the other 🇲🇽 👮🏽♂️ trial in New York that does not feature the name of defendant Donald J. Trump, but instead has the potential of naming more presidents than the Watergate hearings ever did, then one must start to wonder (WILLIE GEIST) what ROSETTA STONE is Joe Scarborough in need of? Because all he has to do is contact the Venezuelan Youth Mouvement at la rue des Cascades (75020) and JUANITO GUANAVACOA will waste no time in EARNING his “pago en especie” by having his son in 🇨🇦 👮🏽♂️ Canada, forward the segment of the programming that Mr. Scarborough seems to not have any recollection of… unless it benefits little JACK’S future in American politics and Media empires. You people are lizards, —Aussie 🇳🇿 at The New York Times.
*~. Just like Mika’s dad did with anything that threaten the future of his debutante daughter and her think-tank bros.
Heck, Willie Geist, you of all motherfuckers on that show, should remind your TV dad and mom, that Loki is the god of mischief and that once, you muse’d about how the content is not in The Message, but on the footnotes that were referenced back in February of 2016 following a certain congress of media professionals at site of the Unesco in front of Napoleon’s grave.
Page Tú:
Now go place your bet at the water Fountain on what comes next on this blog, because if Congressman Scarborough don’t watch what I do, his content monkeys certainly do, I wonder, Reverend Al, where did Mika fetch them monkeys from? Santiago’s Zoo in La Colonia Dignidad, or from Guantanamo Bay, —you son of a bitch! And by son of a bitch I mean Joe, knot 🪢 Ewe, Reverend Al.
🛫 ✈️ … find out what happens next, only on the Morjo Show.
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For the backbench and their records:
Deer, Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy, President of a place called Ucrania, here’s Don Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla’s response to your COLEGA mexicano, don AMLO:
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/10/22 /cultura /camaraderia-y-gozo-con-la-musica-de-serrat-en-el-zocalo/
Pare is not what AMLO think that it means in Catalán. AMLO piensa que PARE es pariente de los “pare de sufrir” y PRImos de “la Luz del mundo” en Brasil.
But First!!! SoFy Velasco is about to mimic what Serrat said last night at… STOP 🛑 the presses-ese!!! Sam Stein (of Ugly Mexican notoriety) just ate Katie Phang, our KATUSA tag-along correspondent just relayed that Sam Stein seasoned The Phang with squid juice and ramen noodles. Fucking Mexican!
A cojer coreanos, pues, en Albóndigas con Granaditas. 🍲🥟
{and} knot to be outdone by Ugly Steins, JUANITO Guanavacoa está contaminando a la Pachamama en Botzaris, la desfachatez d’ese cabrón, y en Ré menor, no less. After the break is The SoFy Velasco Show, SoFy goes shopping à La Merce’ y se pierde en-route a Rungis.
nº 352 – aout – septembre 2022
Seriously folks, still a HEAD, and a hand, and an upper torso, —and a mandibule.
And, Sam Stein, admit it! You are the illegitimate Anchor Baby of Eli Wallach, but most important, what Tony Plohetski did for the Austin American Comrade is no different than what Assange, and that other boy turned girl did for the NSA. Admit it!
I can see for miles and miles.
Hola, in case you are new to this blog, then it should come as no surprise that it ain’t nuthin’ but a thing for US to draw a straight line between a guy named WEBB and a fucking photograph. But FO’ist, my favorite “China” is on right now, and wouldn’t you know it, president Biden did use the López Obrador playbook, how many points in that list of demands were there?
And starring as Camelia La Tejana: Apolline de Malherbe
Salieron de San Isidro
procedentes de Tijuana
Traían las llantas del carro
repletas, —de hierba mala.
The WETBACK edition and a side of frijolitos con cristianos
Day, want to kill Americans?
{or}
gallo pinto en blanco y negro
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Issy, Avi Velshi-ing, off the Florida Keys, there’s a place called Kokomo… or something like that, and that’s where a young Cornell West takes over the programming at AM Joy.
Boy! Look At The Time, Jason. 🥅 In the frame(ing) above 🔝 A fire–mohawk stylin‘ Avi Velshi and the bass player of the trio, “ Machete”, check out the venue before the gig, Chuckes, the drummer is seen in his normal state, which it is fidgeting with his smartphone while wearing a hoodie… fucking Criminals, Eye tell ya!
… Eddy and his motherfucking currents keep dropping the visuals so we are going to take a nap now, Isaias. Bee good now. But FO’ist it’s time fo’Coming up in Future Shock, the Biden Campaign selects a running-mate, on DeadLine… off–course!
It was a Glorious time… and DEM Sirens won’t let Mí Lie.
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/08/01 /capital /031n1cap
And then it’s time fo’All D.A.T. Jazz, and our brújula (at capital ⬆️) is taking us all the way to Nigeria, via Jiménez Chihuahua, where The President of Africa is having a conversation with our Favorite (opinion ⤵️) professor à La Sorbonne: Hello–Hello—Hello, a mulato, an Albino, a Muskito—my libido!
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/07/31 /opinion /019a1pol
T’o ba fe lo we omi l’o ma’lo
If you wan’ go wash, na water you go use
T’o ba fe se’be omi l’o ma’lo
If you want cook soup, na water you go use…
En fin, muy buena función que nos brinda el profesor Víctor Quintana S.*, no por el saqueo de agua de pozo en la zona que El Bolsón de Mapimí bautizó como « la puerta a La Laguna: Ciudad Jiménez”, no. Buena [función] más bien por rol antagónico que nos brinda El Ratón Vaquero, patrimonio nacional de Veracruz, y narrador del siguiente evangelio según San José de Las Panochas, … amen!
¡Aguas! Fray Tormenta y El Profeta vS. Los Come–de–Nuez de Los Filtros… only on pay-per-view, o en la cervecería de la esquina.
… [S]in embargo, SAM STEIN at The Daily Beast, in Hilo, Hawaii, the time now is 8:30 pm and fip (dot] fr just took a hair sample from Avi Velshi’s fiery mohawk to sample the word of the They:
OPPORTUNISM, as in,
“We will always evolve, but our basic principle of financially-disciplined opportunism will never change…”.
https ://www .iac .com /about /overview
Mission Statement of IAC, “builder of companies” and owner of Sam Stein’s media vessel baptized as “The Daily Beast”.
but speaking of UGLY MEXICANS, one thing that the staff of this most non-consequential blog cannot say, LET ME RE-WRITE D.A.T. for all of the non-reading Sirens, one thing that the staff of this most non-consequential blog cannot say is that Professor Víctor M. Quintana S*., does not respect the rules of La Lucha Libre, unlike his off-again/on–again co•rre•li•gion•ario, John Mill Ackerman (entre otros) Ph.D.
So, Avi Velshi, before Eye continues to put on the line that fiery mane of yours (the mohawk in flames in case the good people at the IHEAL ibid missed it) against El Vic’s mask, please be advised that Luck^, favors a well-rounded an informed mind.
What would Nina do?… Find out after a nap!
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Note to editors monitoring: öüï is going to switch it over to Aug. 2 in CET, after a break. So if you are taggin’ along for the ride on the other side of the little black mirror, enjoy the inter•mission.
TimeStamp in Hilo, Hawaii: 10 p.m.