Intermezzo with Molly Hunter — ¶ eight of Pedro Miguel “Navegaciones”

Lorem Ipsum, yada, yada, yada,…

https ://monoaureo .com /2020/06/28 /nueva-normalidatnueva-normalidat/

 ¶ Eight en monitos reformados

¶ OCHO de don Pedro Miguel en La Jornada, pero en monitos reformados .:. 9FBDF800-E80A-46BA-BCE0-6DBE302F712B .:.

In Local News: un segundo Año de Hidalgo para la ciudad de París. Arnold Schwarzenegger just got a warm fuzzy, and that is all D.A.T. Eye is going to say.

Courtesy of CNEWS matin

Courtesy of CNEWS matin.

[A]nd just like a Florida retirement set for the Jerry Seinfeld show, the “natives” rode in their luxurious Trump-carts screaming “White Wattage”, or something like that to the Black Lives Matter crowd. Oh, the humanity.

Episode 2

Episode 2 .:. CFD21E74-6CE3-45A9-8CB8-7F83B86BB867 .:. at The Hard Rock Café for French existentialists, or something like that ♒️ MEOW.

The Best People — Breaking the enlèvements contre rançons

Dear, Eugene Robinson… it’s twue, mister, it is TWUE! Donald John Trump lost his mojo with them Okies from Muskogee, mientras eso pasaba, Mike Barnicle, our most non-consequential blog opened up YET another Egyptian coincidence vase; check it out, Mister:

https ://pdf .20mn .fr /2020 /quotidien /2020 06 23_FRA.pdf

Los Hilos de Lencha*

Los Hilos de Lencha* .:. 5C589040-1C53-4B78-BEC0-959F76814EF7 🧮 * “Lencha” is the hypocorism, NOT “the apodo¹” of a person named as Lorenzo/a or, Florencia/o, such is the case with Florence Cassez, which “amigo” Gustavo, is a daily double hipocorístico of « Lencha Casas ».

¹ … as the “Ask a Mexican”, Tavo Arellano, identified here, in this stupidly insipid entry from February of 2007 titled: Why do Mexicans have such ridiculous nicknames?

Irma “La Investigadora”

Irma “La Investigadora” .::. 7DE96CB8-0D89-43A6-A075-4DC85908DC3A 📐🧮📎 Deer, “Ask a Mexican”, syndicated expert on Mexicans for the Republican Party in Orange County, California, look here —motherfucker— Eye is hoping that you, sir, in all of your mighty arsenal of punchlines made for the conservative W.A.S.P.ian mind set, that you sir, draw those sons-ov–bitches a picture that can capture how not just Mexicans, but full Red-Blooded Americans like John Mill Ackerman can earn their nicknames on two different languages and with the connotations assigned to the “code” for the given nickname in both tongues. Par example, Monsieur Le Président du Tribunal Administrative à ParisYou might recall, Madame ou Monsieur, that the Préfecture à Cité yanked (no pun intended) my Compétences et Talents Card when the husband ofla ratain the political cartoon in this frame arrived to France in 2014 to teach political seminars at La Sorbonne and Sciences Po.

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Still to come, we continue with our interestingly succulent continuing coverage of:

Breaking News

Breaking News .:. EC45653E-90E4-4D6C-94B9-D156A73FA63C 🌋🗺🌊 ¡Alarma!

Taste The Notion
Comparative Analysis of French Magazines in the Second Decade of the 21st. Century A.D.

in this edition, öüï take a look [back] at black cowboys and criminal appropriation with the help of an old magazine that we [the staff] used to scribble on and, most important, make use of it, with the notion of a thing called the Fair Use Of Media. But FOist:

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2020 /jun/23 /suffocating-french-delivery-driver-cedric-chouviat-last-words-george-floyd-case

Corralling the Flasbacks.

We’re calling for calm. France isn’t the United States, but France is becoming like the United States,William Bourdon, Attorney-at-law.

Of course you know, President Macron, that back when you were liberating the bus industry to compete for fare with the S.N.C.F., if we [the staff] had told Brontis à La Préfecture at Cité, that little by little, France would start to develop a sort of verisimilitude with both Mexico and the U.S. of A., Eye would have been told that there is already a template for it, and that it went by the title: The Death of French Culture. And of course, I would respond, sure, but this one has Sean Penn saving Mexico.

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Transliterated and translated flashbacks for the current President of the 5th French Republic:

It is 133 days until the next U.S. General Election, do you know W.H.O. the next leader of the Free World is going to be by the time 2022 rolls around, Mr. Macron?

Covering the covers

This is not a front page cover calco of N° 3538 of 20 minutes™️France national edition, it’s just a coincidence de ventiladores in different varieties and power sources .:. 64A35CAB-73D9-4BF2-B79A-9B6F2910C5DD 🔄

—. https ://asegovia3 .com /2017 /03 /03 /requiem-appendix-cher-em/

—. https ://asegovia3 .com /2015 /09 /24 /24-de-septiembre-suburbio-de-la-eterna-primavera-iii-2/

The best people • The U.N. Security Council

To celebrate Mexico’s new rotation at the United Nation’s Security Council, Mme. Elisabeth Lambert Ortiz, wife of a U.N. dignitary and author of The Complete Book of Mexican Enchiladas… or something like that, will be hosting a feast at the residence of Mme. De La Fuente, wife of his Excellency Juan Ramón de La Fuente, Mexico’s representative at the U.N.. La velada gastronómica servirá de jalón para hacerle un amarre a los expertos mexicanos que surcarán a los edificios de La Organización Mundial de Salud para explicarle al mundo cómo se llega a 50 mil decesos por contagio de COVID–19.

Estado de Queda en veremos

Estado de Queda en veremos .:. 88553724-9445-4398-B04E-428D94BDACFB 🗣

Anyhow, Purple Pundit… “Have ya’Eva”: you know what, fuck Oklahoma, fuck’em… and please, don’t shoot at the black mirror!

Now to not give character space to Donald Trump’s “shinny Bolton” öüï send a shuot–out (a tiny one) to Mme. Figaro… you are welcome, bitches! Check it out Stephanie Ruhle, let Mí, show you what an Egyptian vase with your name on it looks like, but FOist! Eye has 66cl of beer to finish, see you around the Beat, scratch that Seth Meyer’, in Hilo, Hawaii, La prima Vera aún tiene unos minutos de vida, y pues como dijo Monsivais, doña Sykes:

Fair use of George Clooney.

… [I]f Eye is watching the series on Ulysses S. Grant on The History Channel, o mismo, doña Sykes, recetándome en pedacitos la serie de Dickens en el Canal 22, Eye goes back and reads Dickens on account that none should become prejudice and never in any case watch the movie [or series] without first reading Heller’s Catch when it comes to truly important books.

 

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—. The complete book of Mexican cooking: https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/06/18 /politica /009n2pol

—. La prima Vera (2020) has left the theater:
https://www.jornada.com.mx/2020/06/19/espectaculos/a07n1esp

Deer Aldous Harding, meet Dick Hertz

I am Thirteen (original colonies) and this is Reddit for Mí.

Deer, Seth Meyers...

Deer, Cousin Joe… Sir, do you and Mike Barnicle think that after Peter Baker reflects on the White Guilt for the African diaspora, that the MorJo Vice Squad can say a little prayer for me. Sincerely, Evo, yes I am—Eye am Man!

https ://theintercept .com /2020 /06 /08 /the-nyt-admits-key-falsehoods-that-drove-last-years-coup-in-bolivia-falsehoods-peddled-by-the-u-s-its-media-and-the-nyt/

Anyhow Rachel Maddow, you didn’t think your producers would get off easy for last Friday’s tantrum, now did ya’?… of Corse you did. Any how, this is still a Law & Order episode, but we are now going to dive–in into the syndication realm, you know: the re-runs.

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It’s 3 o’Clock in Camden, New Jersey, and this an inter•mission for Leslie Jones.

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No pun intended

No pun intended … but, deer Charlamagne Tha God, “Take Five” then BREATHE, —motherfucker— and call my Agent in the morning on PST. .::. 39339D4D-47F7-414E-9082-7F60647C5C52 🏄🏽‍♂️ Jumping to conclusions is so… trumpian. —_•!•_— In Context: Earlier in the transmission before “Tuesday was Gone” with the wind, Ari Melber had the day off and Stephanie “La Pundita” Ruhle filled in the “Fall the fuck back” section of The BEAT. During the “Fall Back” segment, a known radio host (of this most non–consequential blog) was summoned by The Producers of that show, to give his remarks on the final respects to the fallen George Floyd, who as the entire world, except the good people from the great state of Missouri know that his life was Snuffed on youtube for all to see. Mr. McKelvey, the off–stage name of Charlemagne The God, suggested during a heated exchange with Ms. Ruhle, that the Trump administration didn’t have any African Americans in it’s close circle; suggesting in one breath (no pun intended) that Joe Biden was right when he told the entire nation, except the great State of South Carolina, that if youse Black and vote for Trump you ain’t from WAKANDA!

It’s 1 a..m. in New York, New York and 7 p.m. in Central Europe At the BEAT with Stephanie Ruhle, Charlamagne “Lenard” Tha God just confirmed that the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development is not Black… giving Biden a free ghetto pass. Any güey, Ms. Ruhle, your eyes are going to roll off’them beautiful jeepers sockets. 

Meanwhile, Brian Williams, what is up with that walk of shame, and where, please TELL MÍ WHERE can Eye score one of those portable “Eddy Currents” police band scramblers?

https ://www .bbc .com /news /52984295 Reality Check, Donald Trump’s police scanner tweet fact-checked

One thing for sure Michael Steele is that the branding of the President of them united states of america and the parallel events South of The Border make for some “beautiful” Venn Diagrams.

And, Brian, here’s a SAMPLE that Eye wish D.A.T. the United States of America does not take as a cue from the Mexican United States and which, Michael Steele, loops u.s. back to The Rachel Maddow Show, check it out Cousin Joe here’s the breakdown for the All–American peacock team:

Now you’ve heard about the A.A.R. acronym, [Law & Order sound effect goes here] it’s K.N.O.T. one of those (punto y coma) it’s more of a “backwards stepping” reconstruction of the events.

And, as we “Indian foot-step it” like the young Danny Torrence at the Overlook Hotel’s labyrinth please take this Egyptian coincidence Vase (⚱️) and place, IT!, in the back-burner.

… Breaking the news follows.

“Michael Che, you black blastard! — QUEREMOS ROCK!!! »

Hoy no hubo DEADLINE

“Los chocolates por eso son buenos”

“Los chocolates por eso son buenos”, en ‘No Me Pidas Ser Tu Amigo’ de Fernando Delgadillo .::. C26185A3-3019-4345-A163-90307773905F 🚂

In a parallel universe, Professor Cornell West is a Mexican, not an honorary Mexican like the Reverend Al Sharpton, but a full-fledged Mexican… and his social critic (not his physical) doppelgänger looks like this Titan of comedy:

… in return, Héctor Suárez is a professor of public philosophy, or something like that, at an Ivy League University.

The Television Will Not Be Revolutionized

Section “J”, Page One:

Water con Creedence Revive

Water con Creedence Revive .::. 7B3002A9-87C7-4B44-A6DE-3BEF1D1BC45F 🚬

Deer, Captain Sparrow… i, armando segovia, am your Huckleberry*, Chato!

* “Allí está el detalle… yo soy el acusado”.

_+ Off course, Alicia Menendez… what Cousin Joe and Christopher Dickey, and Los (tres) Amigos de México en Francia* could probably relay to Joshua Johnson is that when you protest at Embassies without an Entourage, the first thing that happens is that you get BlackFaced. And being “blackfaced” is of course, another way to BlackList a person from reporting what–a–fuck has been going on (punto y coma) in the past two General Elections in the lower part of the former NAFTA sector, and what Eye MEANS TO motherfucking SAY, Reverend Al, is D.A.T. if you, —Sir, being an honorary LatinXer— have been keeping up with the parallels of the Mexican president (down under The Rio Grande) with his boss, the POTUS 45 of them united states (above el Rio Bravo)?

https ://monoaureo .com /2020/05/31/ vanitas-vanitatum/

Membership is Paramount

“El que se mueve no sale en la foto” .::. BD831176-80BA-429A-8865-291F698DB436 🎞 Indeed, Joshua Johnson, “Membership” is Paramount to even watch the motherfucking picture.

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—. https ://vanguardia .com .mx /articulo /johnny-depp-es-admirador-de-cantinflas-si-hacen-una-pelicula-en-ingles-sobre-el-ya-tiene

Adventures in Transliteration : vi ola, viola, y —Voila!

Deer, Ari Melber, this one is dedicated to Cassandra.

Pretérito perfecto

Pretérito perfecto .::. D7E7837A-D437-4907-BEBD-6866E90C5C53 ⛓ or… SIMPLE PAST: YO VI, Tú vistes, Él vio, Ella vio, Ellos vieron, Ellas vieron, Ustedes vieron, Nosotros vimos… ISSY hasta VOSOTROS/VOSOTRAS visteis

Previously on, “If I was a Nigga”

If Eye was a nigga

If Eye was a nigga .::. DCE2C113-6D80-4488-B599-014DE56C021C 🥇 Eye would go to Mexico City in 1968 y VIOLARÍA los protocolos de la comisión… Viola! Which is a sort of violin, a fiddle of sorts to go with the tragedy. ViOlA on the other hand could be an acronym for Voice Of America (il)  with a little “i” and little “l” a REFERENCE TO: him.

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VIOLÀ pour vous:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /cultura /2020/05/23 /inolvidable-chaneca-2875.html

Los Ojos de doña Vilma…. una pena que los oídos de esta otra doña no frecuentara al ahora extinto, “Bobar”, igual, a lo mejor habría que contar con una puta boleta del CONACyT o de los fabulosos Amigos de México en Francia; and for those who do not read this most non–consequential blog, you’ll remember that Eye told you (last week) that öüï are going to Cook on Three burners. 

Intermedio… You are not fooling anyone Fred Armisen

No sir, that Whiter Shade of Pale on your hair does not fool u.s., öüï know it’s you! ISSY, we want more CowBell!!! More Cowbell on Section “A” of The NYT!

… of course you know, the above must be read in a George Carlin voice.

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In Sports News:

After Joe Biden selection of VP

Following Joe Biden’s 2020 Ticket choice for running mate, —former Alaska governor, Tina Fey— Political Strategist, James Carvile had no choice but to stick his head on a hole in John Heilemann’s backyard… Would you let him in?

Gooooooooo, Jaguars!

Deer, Jon Meacham:

What James Carvile can’t possibly know is that as a teen, Eye was a Jaguar (punto y coma) across town, at Chaffey H.S., their mascot was a Tiger. So  if you think that the above ⬆️ KC~DC screen “capture” is not in jest, then you need to lighten up, no pun intended, mis negros… para muestra, Alicia Menendez, un cartucho below ⬇️:

se dice afromexicano

Se dice mi hermano afromexicano”, dice en uno de los comentarios (HijuePuta) .::. E94FF47A-C1F8-4B05-9221-BF9066A11A5D ✊🏽 Once again Joshua Johnson: Don’t—Shoot—The—Mirror.

…https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /gpvf44/cuando_en_la_plaza_de_la_computacióny_no_sé_si/

…[A]nd in WaWa Land, the Poles are talking – It’s Weekend Edition

Meanwhile, Fegluzi is calling in the phD’s, and Nicolle is going mystical in her wardrobe choices. Oh, The Humanity.

Cn't you smell that smell

Can’t you smell that smell .:. 5563950A-C6ED-4869-977C-7AFAD00D7284

The virus, Wallace, spreads like a tumbleweed, of course, it will take another month to figure out what, öüï, is talking about.

Anygüey, Eddie Gloude Junior, in Hilo, Hawaii it’s the 11th Hour, and after a well deserved night of sleep [after an Epic masturbation session] we say goodbye to February 2020, LAEP Year in an election cycle in Chuck Berry’s « Promise Land », which can only transliterate to the following:

I can see the stars, but I can’t see what’s going on
Every night alone I sing my song just for fun
Only time will tell if I’ll make it myself someday
This stage is mine, music is my destiny
(KING DIAMOND)

Orgullo, Pasión y Gloria

Orgullo, Pasión y Gloria .:. Metal Up Your Ass (demo).

Moving on, según las fuentes de doña Vilma:

París ya no es un fiesta“…

Paris es un Spectacle Culte,
o algo así.

https://www.jornada.com.mx/2019/05/14/opinion/a06a1cul

... [y]o tenía Seis perritos

Previously, on “The Greatest Story Never Told”, … [y]o tenía SeiS perritos.

… [Y] de paso don Jacques B., the rest of the story will be told desde la conectividad y la vitrina de un McDo en Montparnasse.

Violà! va de nuez y hasta para La Victoria de Fréquence Paris Plurielle habrá, —para llevar—, con todo y Spéculos®️… y culeras (why not) para sus café–es–eses.

avenir.com/Archives/Index_AK_L-article_anti-francais_du_Time.htm

Issy, ese tipo de historias no se pueden escribir a menos de que las apruebe el CoNaCyT, y en recientes días, por la poderosa firma del mismísimo Paco Taibo Junior; en La Casa de don Alain Rouquier, en SOLFERINO.

Y ni modo que “el” ahora efímero BoBar, en La Mutualité del Cardenal Limones, no le vayan a dar la razón a Zlatan, quién en su momento, a lo mejor también se “echó una miada”, —Allí.


Boletín de último minuto:

Las ruteras ecológicas de la RATP ya no marchan por la calle de las tres puertas del barrio latino… Mecano tendrá que escribir, producir, y diseminar otro corrido para Babylon; dis tyme for the Saint–Germain des Press jazz fest, a razón de que ese joven–festival  perió su “des–Press”.

if you’re going to cut the name of “el sexto”, why not go big time and call the musical affair like so:

The Saint–Germain-de-FRANCE jazz festival. Key word D.A.R.E. “de France”, and not “de Paris”… unless the same assholes who drove the IMMO prices up, are also sponsorin’ la tocada, in which case, more power to Ewe.

https://www.fip.fr/player/reecouter?play=36694


Anygüey, stop shooting the motherfucking messangers and maybe, just maybe, TIME Magazine wouldn’t have to send their assets to your Grandes Escuela para sonar La Puta Sirena.

Issy, en Technicolor y hasta en exclusiva por BFM TV:
Dear, the water pot on top of the burner is about to boil and the frog (
submerged) remains the same.