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Minuto informativo — Sleeper Sex with Sam Stein

Please stand-by for coverage in the meanwhile, enjoy Young Monroe.

Saint-Quentin entre Hierba

 

… with Musical Guest : Lady Gaga and the “i want people to see the truth,” marching band.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2010/jul/25 /wikileaks-war-logs-back-story

In search of a more perfect union, Chelsea Manning puts Wikipedia on the map. Sources close to Bradley Edward Manning relay that voices inside Chelsea’s noggin told her that The Nation needed those stories “dumped” in order to live.

Fucking hypocrites, the whole lot of you.

 

On the Menu:
Wabbit Scalia with Aspersions on The Asparagus.

“hi… how are you?… im an army intelligence analyst, deployed to eastern bagdad … if you had unprecedented access to classified networks, 14 hours a day, 7 days a week for 8+ months, what would you do?”

2010 – WikiLeaks publishes the first of hundreds of thousands of classified documents disclosed by the soldier (airman, marine, seaman) now known as Chelsea Manning.

Boneless Sleep with Chicken Sex

 

Sixteen Candles after Julian Assange released the ‘Reykjavík Report’ another “report”, this one on the CBS Network of the PARAMOUNT + Family, is getting nabbed ; and isn’t it ironic, Jon Batiste… “don’t you think?” that the single from Jagged Little Pill with that track, Ironic, was relased 14 Years earlier on “ASH WEDNESDAY” week in 1996!!!

Paramount Front… it’s a put on

 

What are the odds, Donnie Deutsch, what are the odds that Joe Scarborough is going to purchase another yacht (on credit) with Pam Bondi’s news about the DOW, man—the dow.

Get Back, Andrew… with your “California Grass” bead wrist band, and your unbuttoned French Cuffs with that Black Precious on your ring-oh digit. Get Back Sorkin.

 

Our (🇺🇸) very own Hitler’s Femme

Ponga La Basura en Su Lugar

Insecure Billionaire Films and Pay-to-Play Sycophants Apart

 

Ewe tú are a DESAIRE.

Meanwhile at The Buzzfeed de Scarborough, it’s “Lake City Ammo” and Narcos-are–U.S., literally, drug traffickers thrive because of the armament industry in the land of Willie Geist.

Point Five-Oh, business as usual ; Killing is Uncle Sam’s Business and MEGADETH was right, Metallica fans are unforgiven fags.

 

Any 🦉 hoot Ben “buzzfeed”, remember “Fast and Furious”? If you don’t here’s a red light signal 🚥 so please ignore the green and amber lights you are going to have to go to LANE 5 of the Mexican Customs 🛃 “garita”.

Enjoy the annotated bibliography guys, you’ve earned, IT!. Eye tells Ewe what, Ben Smith at Semafore, considering that ALL NEWS ARE LOCAL and politics global i, Armando Segovia, am going to take your prestigious-ass back to that little room at the SciencesPo School of Communication at Saint-Germain-des-Pres next to that NYT office (2014), i will bring the AVOCADO, you can munch on ferments and Danone™️… CARLOS MANZO the assassinated mayor of Uruapan, Michoacán, will prepare the Washington POST SUPER BOWL party guacamole 🥑.

Musical Guest : CHRIS REA (1989) The Road To Hell

Best bistro in Paris… La Brasserie³

³~. Home of the Clichy Park “Wet T-shirt” contest

Me voy pa’l pueblo, PARIS is nothing but motherfucking FLUFF NEWS, until the chickens start to roost in Vincennes and Boulogne. Viva le VALLS!!!

On to theys episode:

🎵 Me voy pa’l pueblo.

Las Muertas de Pá-ris
with musical guest
Darío MORENO y Los Panchos
🪇

Le Bois de Manu Chao (Boulogne vicinity with Saint Cloud) stars as El Lote BRAVO next to the real Carretera Panamericana in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, México.

La Brasserie: a favorite spot for catholic girls and their distracting Japanese tushy flash, a staple of ‘sobriety’, good taste, elegance, and as the good people of the Lycee Stanislas say, “the suitability of students’s clothing for their age and activities” and, as my fellow Alumni from The University of Texas at El Paso, Mia Khalifa, would so often say to Miner ⛏️Pete, “their gender-role ».

“People who know,” i once heard Sam Donaldson say, know that Miner ⛏️ Pete showed Miss Khalifa all her trademark positions including “The Hail Mary” and Évry one’s favorite, “the reverse Carter,” period.

And Reverend Al… en todas partes hay negros

On the menu, una Causa 🇵🇪/🇪🇸 hispano peruana, y dos moros con cristian@s, una cubana y el otro estadounidense de South Carolina.

En Todas Partes Hay Negros

… Meanwhile in France, Marianne is building bridges with The Pooh 🍯.

True story

I’m 8 Up, and that’s not even pornographic… eventually it will turn into a neverending cone shaped thingy.

… Here’s a tip:

but first, let’s settle that bridge once burnt with Pythagoras, and for the record, that nigga’Owes Mí five clams.

https ://www .cbsnews .com /news /teens-come-up-with-trigonometry-proof-for-pythagorean-theorem-60-minutes-transcript/

Ewe can Pi por radio al cuadrado but you can’t Pooh 💩 on the right triangle 📐.

And, Willie Geist…blogging is not a crime, The New York Times, however, is Fast and Furious on the car-pool line. And Ben Smith, fuck you and your SemaFor traffic 🚦.

Now we know how many bridges it takes to honeymoon down by the Seine.

Now, Baltimore! Of all bridges, might think that it is the only waterway that casts a spell on vessels, but Paris! Of all waters is just as bad.

Page 2 : Évry body was Kung Fu Fightin’

“Now the workers have Struck for fame, CAUSE Lennon, ladies in Gemini, is on SALE A-gain.

Agence Franz Pretzel_ Paris, France.

Raphael Mor(a)*n reports… Mel Gibson, mister Brooks, said nothing wrong, El Tributo is the same, but except of españoles en carabelas, this Jacques Prévert narration uses puros pinches criminales con carabinas.

 

Is D.A.R.E. life on/in or around Mars?

Meanwhile back at the Rungis Ranch, chink got docked a They’s Pay for nappin’ with Amapola de Malherbe.

 

Featuring freaky caveman on single doses of Darmanin Dimenhydrinate, commonly referred to as Dramanin Cocktails with escargots and orange juice.

Meanwhile, over at The Pacha Lounge… 🍹

And, Katty Kay.

 

… over at Super Bowl station, it’s Manifest Destiny vS. a bunch of Kansas City Injuns, it’s the expansion epoch of U.S., and the Ever Grande period of La China.

It’s Thursday, January 25th of 2024

Hoy no hubo noticias, just hit rewind and the Venn Diagrams will self-adjust. Compensate for 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon and adjust for Downs.

The return of the fake news kid

I am an anti Christ, it’s Trou 🕳️, but Jœ Scarborough is an early morning alki. Straight up bourbon sippin’ before Ana Cabrera even puts makeup on.

From the New Hamster monitor read in Kayleigh McEnany’s penthouse voice.

https ://www .concordmonitor .com /news-deserts-proliferate-across-the-country-and-in-New-Hampshire-too–

After the break, it’s fexting with Bacon. Wine and Roses letter gazing follows.

Political Ads Racket, it pays for Joe Scarborough’s brand new lease on the Maserati and the Steely Dan box set for his luxury yatch in Nantucket.

Gotcha!
Caught you looking RIGHT, Lemire!

Never mind firearms, it’s all about the border fentanyl flood fix.

And now, your moment of Sein, you anti dentite son of a bitch!

 

 

To hell with David, Zionism is racist… But First!!!

Sandrine Gomes is going out with Benny Blanco and over at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon it’s the End Of The World as Erin Brockovich, knew it; heck she only had to give the whole town a blow job in the year 2000 to warn U.S. All.

Benny Blanco moved to Paris, Susana Puveda reports from a snowy neige, or something like that at the Coleen del Monde Árabe. Cous cous for couscous coucou.

Shalom, and all that jazz… and fuck, Salomon³, aussi.

— Sorry for your loss, welcome 🇮🇱 to Tijuana.
French filmmakers have been going there (and other assorted border shit holes) for 15 years, so maybe they (French cinéma) can fix your nightmare into a nice night at the movies.

But speak of the devil, Nice 🎇🎆🧨, eva’Hoid of “The Youth Gone Wild”? It’s a little ditty from Sébastien Bach on Skid Row, and if your name is Michael Verga at Generali near Pessicart there, then you know that doctor Poisson’s Mother Should Know. Heck, Freddy Cats molded the little “patrones” back in 2011 in Montreuil-sous-Bois.

Schiltz outings… if youse out of Schlitz®, you’re out of Schiltz : » Sometimes, Raymond leaves his retirement home somewhere in the suburbs for an incursion in his old stomping grounds of Les Halles. I call out to him, though I shouldn’t. With suspicious eyes, he finally recognizes me, and off he goes… for his hospital adventures, operations on his stomach and elsewhere. He lifts his pants to reveal his varicose legs. I’ve always hated Saint-Roch with his toga lifted over his cyst. I can’t take it anymore, it’s got to stop, but I’m paralyzed by a certain education. But next time, I’m sure I won’t get any closer – um, [but] I’m not sure. Make of it what you will! I never had any empathy for Raymond ».

https ://www .nbcnews .com /politics /la-maison-blanchec-condamne-les-présidents-de-universite-apres-une-audience-controversee-au-congres-sur-le-ISRAEL

Hey, it worked for Rodriguez! And then Zimmerman won the TNT prize (Nobel). Look it up, it’s under ‘dinamite’.

In Nazareth News:

[ A veces, Raymond sale de su casa de retiro en algún lugar de los suburbios para hacer una incursión a su vieja guarida, Les Halles. Le llamo, pero no debería. Con cara de desconfianza, finalmente me reconoce, y se va… a sus aventuras en el hospital, sus operaciones en el estómago y en otros sitios. Se levanta los pantalones para mostrar sus piernas varicosas. Siempre odié a Saint-Roch con su toga… sobre su bubón. No puedo soportarlo más, tiene que parar, pero estoy paralizada por una cierta educación. Pero la próxima vez, definitivamente me mantendré alejada – um, no estoy segura. Al que le caiga el veinte³! Nunca he sentido empatía por Raymond. ]

— Mister Greenbalt, of The Anti-defamation League, please note that every contract for maintenance of F-16 Fighters from Rayethon in Israel is a Genocide Call for Palestinian children, and yes, their pelvic bones (Palestinien kids) where destroyed by a 30 second Boom! They, (Palestinien kids) however, don’t get the spotlight like the women and children whom Benjamin Netanyahu, ignored for nearly 24 hours as ISRAEL former proxy-friend, HAMAS, was blazing the “ol’ Number 6” minus the cattle, and if you fail to spot the reference to Mel Brooks, then filter the tag search for Count Basie at the Mann’s Chinese Theater in 1973, just before Sundown in SANTIAGO de Chile.

Just watching the axis, eh? : Lend Mí Your Comb.
“Parfois, Raymond quitte sa maison de retraite quelque part en banlieue pour une incursion dans son ancien fief, les Halles. Je l’interpelle, je ne devrais pas. L’œil soupçonneux, enfin, il me reconnaît, et c’est parti… pour ses péripéties hospitalières, ses opérations au ventre et ailleurs. Il soulève ses pantalons pour découvrir ses jambes variqueuses. J’ai toujours détesté Saint-Roch avec sa toge relevée au-dessus de son bubon. Je n’en peux plus, il faut que ça s’arrête, m’enfuir, mais je suis paralysée par une certaine éducation. La prochaine fois, c’est sûr, je ne m’approche pas – hum, je n’en suis pas certaine. Comprend qui peut ! Je n’ai jamais eu d’empathie pour Raymond.“

So, please stop harassing the University dean’s, unless you denounce the big Military Aid for Benjamin Netanyahu’s re-election in a Trump world.

Any how, AXIOS VandeHei, since my vote does not count, why vote? I hope that Biden wins, but if he loses, meh. Bring on The Third Reich. This time around, if Trump wins, Paris will begin to look like Manhatt’N… if Hitler had won.

But then, A-gain, the French don’t mind. Vive La TFI 🇫🇷.

,.. so how could I dance with another?
This is how terrorists are born, Marianne, and fuck your sister Liberty, also.

³~. Sorry if I misspelt your S.E.A.L.

Go ahead, shoot the Campus Dean when it hurts Rayethon and their industry. Infamy, Eye tells Ewe, In°Famy. And that, Cousin Joe… is the full circle between the Venn Diagrams of Pearl Harbor and Eisenhower’s Farewell Address, Issy, fuck Ronald Reagan.

And, Willie Geist, what is fashionable for Mick Jagger is game for Mark DAVID Chapman. Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, mister 🇬🇧.Cameron.

RingDough StarKey submarine follows., Followed by the secret Jodorowski basterd’s on France24.

In local news, Governor Chris Christy was on a steady doughnut diet, but the Phat Phuck had to down a Vindaloo cupcake.

Jam On It, Juanito Guanavacoa… jam on it³.

En contexto para Miles Davis⁹ con Marjolena en S’il-en-Zio.

Previously on, “Tu vuo’ fa’ l’americano”…
⁹~. Eye told Ewe’ol that I could see The INSEE for Miles.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /rencontre-avec-purse_snatchin-karmitz-autour-du-cinema-NAPOLITANO-louvre

“We’ve used text-to-speech technology to translate these questionnaires, but we’d like to test these translations to see if they’re good enough and intelligible enough, and I’d like to know if it would be possible to… yada, yada, yada …

Full Buck Moon on the 4th of July… and if you buy D.A.T. you will get a mattress for our 4th of July edition of: Baby You’re a Rich man’s girl.

[Informations Mains Libres: Enquête Sans Domicile ; Insee]

https ://www .insee .fr /fr /metadonnees /source /serie /s1002

To Serve and Protect, from L.A. with love… I’ve seen this episode of The Streets of Bakersfield too and it goes like this, “I came here looking for something, I couldn’t find anywhere else ” :

En France, la carte de séjour compétences et talents était un titre de séjour qui a été créé par une loi du 24 juillet 2006, avant d’être supprimé en 2016³.

³~. I have it on good authority to release the following and arc da’Fuck out of the Plan Merida of 2007 and my visit in the Fall of 2010 to the French Consulate on Highway 66 in El Ey: that the “compétences” part of the iniciative was NIXED with Mí in mind*.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Carte_de_sejour_competences_et_talents

It will be issued to Indian computer scientists, but not to Beninese doctors, because their country needs them.

Elle a été remplacée par la carte de séjour Passeport Talent.

… and thus, The Masked Singer was created for the good people of France.

El Jam de las Causas de Juanito Guanavacoa
ad hoc chilango para Tierra Caliente en décalage… but that is just the Mexican president speaking about Hípolito’s murder under HIS NARCO ESTADO, which he (Francisco Belmont) inherited and is now OVERSEEING, en Apatzingán… just like CALDRÓN, in the years of SARKOZY did.

Light my voice recognition translator.
Well Ewe know that it would be untrue, 🔥💃🏻

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Ad_hoc_hypothesis

It’s the What IF, we get lucky in France refugee defense.

³~. Qué sería de Alain Rouquié sin ex~policias judiciales como usted². Gracias a ustedes, los movimientos franceses le dieron la versión Amerigo Vespucci a las “auto defensas” de Miranda, y ya para el 3er Festival de Cinito Mexicano en Paris, Juanito y Pablo se hicieron para el lado del Nopal en la zona de tolerancia de Pigalle.

Hoy, 2 de Julio del 2023, Franciso Belmont se indigna con la muerte del Che Guevara. Al mismo tiempo, recibe su MOCHADA de la cámara de comercio en la américa latina del IHEAL (Sorbonne, annexo¹), and to quote Chucho Salinas, of Luis Echeverria fame at “El Blanquita⁸”, “en El frontón a eso se le llama “ chayote en especie”.

¹~. À la Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux en Versailles.

But First, let the record show that JUANITO Guanavacoa is pandering to Alain Rouquié on his show and he just bumped SoFy Velasco to the second hour of his apologiste spectacle for the Blues Men en Andalusia y Montpellier.

And, Martin at the Bagagerie del bendito instituto de estadísticas francesas de los franceses en francia… have you ever been to Torreón? Not nécessairement to the watchtower, all along la colonia Roma de tu embajador en México?

Oh, say can you fuckers see?

²~. Y que chingue a su madre Maxin aussi… but let the décalage fellow alone, Brasil is already fucked, so let’s switch it over to LA PORTE DES LILAS where Juanito Guanavacoa is clowning around with music that his harmonica does not understand.

Now, then… with this being Summer in Paris, Juanito Guanavacoa is going to slowly turn his propaganda into the news d’actualité en su pinche rancho de Méxique, but like they say in Botzaris, “when the cats go on vacation, a las ratas les brotan alas como alacranes de Oberkamfpt.”

The following event is sponsored by PROMéXICO and La Chambre de Comercio de América latina en La Porte de Versailles. ELITISMO vende PATRIA.

{or}

as President Sarkozy once said on wikipedia tv:

… It is a question of organizing not a brain drain but a circulation of $kill$.

or maybe it was his Immigration Tsar who said that.

And as that takes place, Juanito talks MEXICO narco-news, under pressure. Meanwhile, his Franchute audicene is living the dream in all of the VAcations SPots around their colonies, including OAXACA y MICHOACAN.

NAturally, Juanito will focus on “the viagras” just like President Emmanuel Macron focused on video games to bottle-up the latest police incident avec un POC with issues. And please, Susanita, don’t even get me started with “los templarios”.

A.I.? … that platform owes Mí an essay — Ketch-up

I think I’m Turning Japanese… i really think so.

https ://www .rollingstone .com /culture /culture-features /texas-am–chatgpt-ai-rodeo-clown-instructor-flunks-students-false-claims

Issy, Alex Wagner … Le Guizamo’ un güevo es el próximo Francis Bacon 🌡️for Taco Tus Theys en Hilo, Hawaii… where it is Primetime on the Eve of the Feast of the Ascension in Maui… “Tú da’Moon, Alicia, tú da’Moon ».

Let me (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto) first remind mister Rob Courdet (of Made in France, fame… the sound~Cloud) that what his dumb-ass is about to ignore is a draft of an officially censored investigative report about The Year of Mexico in France and The Institute of Mexicans Abroad, at least that was the track until The Ministry of The Interior 🇲🇫 under Manuel Valls and the Secretaría de Gobernación 🇲🇽 of Alejandro Poiré and Osorio Chong labeled me as a persona nada grata, Greta.

With that in mind Rob at fip .fr, what might seem to your Ojos de Perro Azul as a diatribe, is in fact a bibliography in real time, and unlike Artificial Intelligence, which takes it’s cues from data readily available on the interwebs, my entries are usually ahead of the news cycle. Take your First Lady for example, mister Rob, I began my monologue about her well in advance before the (alleged) Hitler youths beat the living chocolate out of her grand-nephew.

https ://rmc .bfmtv .com /actualites/police-justice /violences-contre-le-petit-neveu-de-brigitte-macron-des-agresseurs-presumes-temoignent-sur-rmc _AV-202305170057 .html

For the record, if you continue to ignore my “diatribes,” then I will have no other option but to include [later in the programming] a cutline on under a snapshot there-by closing the circle with Bruno and Sophie Menou reading from a menu at La Fourmi Allée on a late-Septembre afternoon.

 

Meanwhile in ISRAEL 🇮🇱… Le président mexicaine, Andrés M. López O., rappelle au gouvernement israélien l’extradition imminente de l’ancien responsable [et fugitif Tomás Zerón] lié à l’achat du logiciel espion Pegasus et l’affaire Ayotzinapa.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/05/17 /mundo /memo-lasso-dissolves-National Assembly-ends-impeachment-against-him

… while that takes place, I (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto) would first like to apologize to Professor at Princeton University, Eddie Gloude Jr., mostly for as he puts it, “annoying” the former Senator from The Great State of Misery in Saint Louis, Missouri, Claire McCaskill, while she celebrated the Victory over the Boston Red Sox yesterday night on the Deadline Washing~Thon Show with little Nicole Wallace.

Notwithstanding, o como dicen los muy franceses, nonobstant  Senator McCaskill, nevermind FLORIDA, or COLORADO, or Texas, and here is why Professor Gloude, the next time that you give that “context” to your students at Princeton U., as Claire suggests (and I am sure that you do, too) that “the closing of American minds” as you so eloquently put it last night is the mold to which I have been put through ever since I CALLED-OUT a former presidential candidate from that West Texas Town in El Paso, for the conflict-of-interest between his wife and a powerful group of bi-national elites from Chihuahua, Texas and New Mexico; not to mention that “gun-walking” program dubbed “Fast and Furious”, or even the coverage of that “Venezuelan wetback wannabe³” Luis Posada Carriles; and of course, most recently, THE PEGASUS affaire which, like the gun-walking program, I had figured out long before la bendita AFP/ AP/ EFE/ and even NPR had a clue of what was happening under their significant other noses, I just didn’t have the official nomenclature of the LAYERS 🇮🇱 in 🇮🇱 that  🇮🇱 CAKE, yet…

Cus’, this is Thriller! Now go get yer’ fucking shoe-shine box. ATLANTIS ✍️ follows.

 

Sin Embargo! Raquelito, I did have them donkey’s hair on my hand (yo tenía los pelos de LA BURRA en mano)…

³~. An illegal-immigrant charge was less severe than the TERRORIST charges that the anti-Castro militant would have had to face if the son of his former boss, George Herbert Bush (CIA) had not appointed the “SON of A Wetback” to clear Luis Posada Carriles name for the sake of National Security.

 

A funny thing happened on the way to Japan…

 

Where were we wüera?

Ah, sí… with Claire McCass, give it up Claire, and bring your twin sister along with that Amy from Minnie-Sota.

Henri-Laine Wilson part tú — Duro A La Baila (1992) Mercury Records 🇲🇽

¡Gloria dioS a’llahs Alturas!!!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /musique-matin /la-matinale-avec-la-mezzo-soprano-joyce-didonato -7221139

Fuck the “mezzo-Soprano” and her “Au Pied de Cochon” mafia at LA Maison de l’Amérique latine, IT!, motherfuckers, AIN’T OVER UNTIL PHAT BASTERD’ SINGS!

BREAKING:

Casi esquina con San José de Las Panochas y Guanaceví… no such thing as a town named COYAME.

Hilo, Hawaii_ 22 de febrero… Cosmic Impacts, S19-EP 6, COSMIC IMPACTS (en San José de Las Panochas).

🪶 1746: en la provincia de Sonora–Sinaloa, los apaches saquean la hacienda de Tehuachi, perteneciente al gobernador 🇪🇸 Agustín de Vildósola.

URBANUS Primero, en Musique matinée was defrocked by GRABIELA³ Olivera de Guaymas.

—1822: Se instala en Arizpe, Sonora, la Diputación Provincial de Sonora y Sinaloa.

“The Earth is round”, says the Tortilla de Israel.

³~. GRAbiela es el nombre que más odio en una dama.

Florence Cassez smells like 💩 & 💐

All hail la Sacré Vache: O’va Lie-Oval Aï 🐂

Saint-Jean-de-Luz (Pyrénnés-Atlantiques)_ 🔪 “A Spanish lesson was in the course, L’impératrice suggests on Radio Musique de La Franche, to… and Eye quotes, “cherchez la femme », Pap N-di-Aye is at the scene, Pap N-di-Aye commands to … and Eye quotes, “round up the usual suspects ».

One thing is for certain, ³GRABIELA Olivera de Guaymas, “la barca d’Oro” se torna en una Cruz de Olvido cuando no se factura… but alas² one has to be como el “ganado” Cara Blanca de Limousine in Order to make that facture… unless you work “in the BLACK”, because if you work in the BLACK, then the comité olímpico can expedite your little pink faggety card-de-sejour. That, and one also gets un pantalón de 30 pesos.