Let U.S. Call it:
El Plan SLIM chance in HELL (OHIO) that things will change
Yada, yada, DIng-dong follows, with Cinnamon Spice for CHECO Pérez, don Carlos protégée… Brrrmmm, brrrrmmm, Cabrones!!!
Season 33, Episode 1
Stolen Cars and Firearms… CANCELLED
The Televisa Foundation however, picks up the reality show in a new LATIN US TV titled:
How About YOU, MSNBC,
will you be reconsidering your weekend LOCK-UP programming BARR? Or, will you, Phil Griffith* move your Reality Answer To C.O.P.S. on FOX, to your new Peacock on-demand… AND on DeadLINE.
And for the record, Mr. L.L. McKelvey, if you follow the T.R.A.I.L. of tears, perhaps you will discover that the REPUBLICAN STRATEGY to counter the democratic side of the aisle with regards to a police reform bill following the death of Brother Floyd, is a dude by the name of Tim Scott (R–S.C.), Eye is wondering, Mr. Tha God, if that motherfucker is Black, charred or just toasted–on–top, since you seem to be the authority on this matter.
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Time now for The Last Word before the Oh Five Hundred hours in Central Nato Times. Happening right now, Eddie Gloude Jr., is framing a new book which explains why Cristòfor Colom‘s statues in the United States ended up charred, headless and, submerged in lakes. Según, el profe Eduardo Gloude Junior, la historia hasta este preciso punto en la tierra anglosajona que por ser excepcional decidió acaparar todo territorio hasta llegar a HAWAII, ha sido una mentira, which brings us to our staple Public Service Announcement:
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… so, Mr. Meyer, squirrels in the attic, eh‽ Is D.A.T. what you are calling your Sexual Speakeasy? Check it out Sethy Boy, Eye knows “Three Cool Cat’s”:
Well up came that first cool cat,
He said: man look at that.
Man do you see what I see?
Well I want that middle chick,
I want that little chick.
Hey man, save one chick for me.
Over, at The DeadLine after hours Saloon, The Wallace is rendering the Sheik of Araby with the aid if Incubus… and for some unexplainable reason Peter Baker from The New York Times is not amused.
BREAKING THE NEWS—BREAKING THE NEWS
Republican senator, and MAINE Trump apologist, Susan Collins urged The Nation, that after four months the Virus has learned “its” lesson and Americans should listen to “our” dear leader, Donald John Trump.
Previously, on Local Motion News…
The French started to re–integrate the circulation of The Mighty Mighty Euro. Aussi, on the balconies and at corners in Paname, the athmosphere resembles an MTV set from the 1980’s with a PR flair. Indeed, plots on the map at different intervals this past VE Day Weekend Edition noted and documented the ADF’s¹ state of being on the last 3 days before The French opened the streets for everyone; the only thing D.A.T. is missing in this sketch are the fire hydrants moisturizing the revelers and their children calling them back home for supper.
[Over the speakers, as Cousin Joe explains that he is actually recuperating Item *227, to Mrs. Brzezinski, the auctioneer was heard bloating the medical performance of the previos purchasers. Cousin Joe’s voice is accentuated by a collective gasp after another “outstandingly stupid” claim made by the auctioneer.
— “It’s negative in a positive way”, claimed the auctioneer.
— “Of course, öüï both agreed that immediately after the ceremony Item *227 would be returned to the collection,” blabbered Cousin Joe over the Auctioneer’s laughable claims of ‘superior performance’ and shady benchmarks.
In the meanwhile, at the Angelino section of New York City, the flower arrangement on John Heilemann countertop is not D.A.R.E. by accident, as a remote bidder, Heilemann is sending a signal to The Marfa Lights Prada outlet; the message, “Public Crisis are the prize of a banana/pineapple smoothie”].
And over at the Bronx (in Washington, D.C.), Americans are putting an Asterisk on yet another French invention: The World.
Indeed, Richard Haass grabs the spotlight from The Very French and projects the role of giving “the” introduction of Le Monde on a Global Stage. It appears that Professor (a Bohemian Grove honorary title) Haass is in cahoots with “the” Heileman, that fruit next to them oranges was not placed there by Serendipity² (Heilemann’s Mexican m.a.i.d.). Keen–eyed viewers of “What’s Wrong With This Picture” will immediately note that the cantaloupe to the Left of Heilemann’s shoulder is what El Mercado Mexicano catalogues as “melón CHINO” and that next to that pineapple, the “Manila Mangoes” are nowhere to BEE Seen, —Honey Pie.
Over at the Seth Meyers set, Tina Fey just confirmed that she does not read this most non–consequential blog; it’s a good thing that öüï the staff of this most non–consequential blog are not with them “colonial” Loyalists (punto y coma) because historically, the Loyalists are with “King George” and King George is not fit for office,
as a consolador prize… wait scratch D.A.T. — as a consolation prize, not a consolador prize (LOL) you get the rest of eternity off for having such a nice metal bookshelf as a backdrop. That other güera, “la Pohler”, we really don’t get her recreational güeys, and so Eye want’s u.s. to skip that E.R.A. of the sketch line. Öüï could not agree more.