Senator Sanders, this is an inter•mission

Dear, Mr. Sanders, please stand-by while Chuck, zaca la Rocha… [W]hile that happens, please be aware that in local Known News, Gael García Bernal brings me, Armando Segovia /Armando Serrano Prieto, back to square one, or 360° with the already established context of this picture (*) below ⬇️

Señor Gael García Bernal, meet International Super Spymaster Avi Velshi, because, señor García, The Velshi has a point, and I am going to break IT!, down to the neo-Zapatistas living la Vida en Rosa ➿ 5B03F977-5B5C-4CE8-8055-B391AF72152A 🔊 VOTE VELSHI before TUESDAY’s Gone in HILO HAWAII!!!

with your recent effort to sand-down (no pun intended) Capitalism for the consumers that created yet another generation of multi-billionaires. Spoiler Alert, you are fighting MONGO from Blazing Saddles (sponsored by Vania®️) the wrong way.

* De las Lunas, Diego, the ones from the month of October are these:

2010 -2015, 2015-2016, 2016-2020, 2020–202?

478F4E62-F865-401A-94C6-5EB020A080F0… Ahora cuéntame una de Flamenco’s Alley à Buzneval (M-9)

So chew on that, mi querido Padre Amargo, while i do the Rounds with The Failed DUNE files.

And George Harrison tells Brontis Jodorowski:

—He’s given Mí, Wa-Wah.

Brontis responds:

— But of course, he HASS, silly Wabbit, HE’s the Water Bearer that follows a G.O.A.T. on L.S.D., D.A.T.’s what HE Do!

—_φ 不 φ_— Breaking El Tres de Enero —_φ ㄓφ_—

With that in mind, Senator Sanders, across La Mancha, the Rosbifs are mixin’–and–matching CORONAshots with their Beefeathers… Ahhhhh!!! The nerve on them dogs, Lindsey Reiser, and you are Knot there to report on IT!, Lindsey.

https ://www .irishtimes .com /news /world /uk /uk-allows-for-mix-and-match-covid-19-vaccines-in-rare-circumstances-1.4449014? mode=amp

And Lindsey, Eye does Knot want to hear a “well, no one told Mí, about her” because off-course you know what this means, eh?

Off-course you do, Senator Sanders, this is how Canucks got mutated into the mix. Eye warns that if the Queen’s health ministry continues to be so doGDamn cavalier the world is going to see another batch of Australians, and you can Forget about new Kiwis for Easter with this new RAVE mix.

“How can you have any [Kiwis] if you’re going to Mix’em‽”

 

El Comandante Pink,
O.N.C.A. Special Services

Witt moore on D.A.T., Senator Sanders, Melissa Villaseñor’s evil cousin “the SotoMajor” from the SotoMajors of the Marianne Clan reports from the thorny side of the Senate.

Over on the Tennessee scene, the long-lost illegitimate grand-son of Nakatomi Tower failed base jumper Hans Gruber just had a “Sheer Heart Attack” after the Coffin showed a Clip of how the Brave Melissa extracted Dolly Parton from the FOX PLAZA Nashville (Hours) before The Big Christmas Boom Blast.

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Sanding-down Capitalism with Sanders: https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021 /01 /02 /politica /imposible-domesticar-el-capitalismo-hay-que-darle-fin-ezln/

Cueros de rana $ 931 Billion stronger: https ://eu .usatoday .com /story /money /2020 /12 /01 /american-billionaires-that-got-richer-during-covid /43205617/

“Hombre rústico y Elemental” — La soberbia y la rabia

Dear, former congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough III, and professor John Mill Ackerman (PhD.): Foreward to don Epigmenio Carlos Ibarra Almada. 

Don Taibo ii

Señor don Taibo ii, si sabe usted porqué el detective Héctor Belascoaran Shayne dice que la historia tiene rima? .:. 8228314C-ED0F-4D5C-9D19-4C6B08FA03E1 🕵🏼‍♂️ Sidelined por “la bastilla mexicana”… [A]unque usted, Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés, no nos lea!

¡Pelotero a la bola!

Hola, par de putos, hay les va un retrato y su contexto abajo. Issy, Johnny Mí’Boy, esto no es un ataque, y como dice don Epi: a Armando Segovia nadie le paga por, (número uno) haber ido a escuchar tu evangelio de Amlo (hombre rústico y Elemental), y (número dos) a Armando Serrano Prieto lo vetaron y lo censuraron el equipo Morena-Francia*/Servicio Exterior Mexicano* en Francia por querer ver el nacimiento —en tiempo real— de lo que hoy es un régimen Ciego, Sordo y número Tres en el mundo por los muertos (y muertas) de la desinformación de “Las mañaneras”.

* Sergio Ávalos / * Pablo Gleason

Yosemite Sam reports from a parallel universe at the James Brady Press Briefing Room inside of The White House, where President Trump holds his telenovela, which of course is called: “la meriendera*

* D.A.R.E. is a Venn Diagram for D.A.T template en “la mañanera” de Chapultepec.

Still to come:
Les Atty’s Generales, singing their number one hit, “Eye take a pass at D.A.T.”. Indeed you will Counselor, indeed youse will.

But FO’ist! Y’all heard about “La Pundita”… it’s just like one of those but in Chocolate, DAY calls her: La Welkita. In•deed.

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Profesor, John Mill Ackerman: le recordamos que aquí en Francia, la pena de muerte fue abolida, SinEmbargo, la calumnia amerita la guillotina…

Funky people

Funky people .:. DF0E4530-2ADE-45CD-8092-34DDA52D82E8

Sin más. You know my names—pick up the number.

National Awareness Frida Theys — High Noon in Paris, Midnight in Hilo

It’s not enough to be a wise guy, eh… now youse got to be a NeoWise guy, oh, —The Humanity! Franck, the humanity.

A Mí no lo engañan

¡A Mí no lo engañan! .:. DF8769C5-BCF1-4AC5-A984-8406DE44E0AC 💫 Aquí huele a cuna de lobos y hasta hay Cordero disfrazado.

Previously on “Corre y se va”:

¡El Cometa!
7000 mil años van a pasar para que ocurra otra vez esta coincidencia.

Publicidad: Lotería Nacional para la asistencia pública. “¿Qué es un reintegro?”

La Máquina Celeste

Si Deus ex Machina, entonces Chato los cementeros tienen que ser Celeste; and for the record, “Amarillo no me pongo, Amarillo es mi color”, Cachun-cachun—RA, RA .:. C0D2183A-39FB-4F80-9D19-792A53A5D695 ⚽️ ISSY, Goooo_Yahhhh (gweh): Universidad.

La respuesta, “depende, Chata”, dice don Mario Moreno “Cantinflas” en el rol de Johnny Depp, y él explica:

“Además, en el Sorteo Zodíaco, a los billetes cuyo Signo Zodiacal sea igual al del Premio [en TELEVISA] Mayor. La decisión de cobrar un reintegro o seguir participando es personal, pero puedes elegir cambiar tu reintegro por otro(s) billete(s) del mismo valor para continuar apostando a la SUERTE”.

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Over at the Comcast Rockefeller building blocks, öüï the staff wonder what bases Alicia Menendez will cover tonight since there is nothing really relevant or unexpected going on in the United States, that is you know, Joshua Johnson, unless you (Sir) tune in to keep up with the emperor’s new trips, por ejemplo:

I.C.E. ACADEMY
ISSY, Mª Tere Kumar,
ISSY, you’ve heard about
Mel Brooks, Nazis on Ice…
it is ExacTly Like That.

In the meanwhile, Eye bets you (non-readers) Nicolle Wallace’s last dollar (Australian of course) that you can’t re-construct the real reason why the Mexican president did not touch the immigration dilemma with John Donald The First.

It goes a little something like this, fast–rewind to the old testament days of mid—May 2020.

https ://monoaureo .com /2020/05/22 /maquillando-cifras/

El muro no fue tema con Trump porque no hay acuerdo: AMLO 🇺🇸.:. F4925B50-2BA8-47A5-BD17-EFD8E6D7F503 .:. 🇲🇽 “… [Y] en México no ha aumentado la violencia de género, porque tenemos familias como en ninguna parte del mundo.

What’s Love Have to Do with it

… and starring as Tina Turner, Andrés Manuel Lopéz Obrador, featuring Donald John Trump as IKE.

En Hilo, Hawaii, faltan Veinte para la media noche y en La CDMX ya hay nueva versión re masterizada de LOS DE ABAJO (porno para la aristocracia mexicana). ¡Viva Mexico!

Murieron cumpliendo

Murieron cumpliendo para SALVAR a México de su pinche PEMEX… ISSY, don Léo Orellana, y sí: los mexicanos que se van a los EEUU no son como los mexicanos que le lamen a usted y a don Alain Rouquie sus huevos en La MAL de Saint Germain–des–Prés. Neta que no.

Article R. 776–12 • La production d’un Memoire Complémentaire — Support documentation

Communiqué1862*:

en la voz catalana de Joan Manuel Serrat

Lecciones de Urbanidad

Lecciones de Urbanidad.:.69EDAF60-FA50-4BE5-8778-6CB1AECECCB4 •|• For the record, we [armando segovia/armando serrano prieto] are not Urinating on la rue de L’Ecole de Médecine… öüï are Watering the rats, le point

Querido, México, dice La Ley de “la bendita” República Francesa, que “Chingues a tu madre”.

[The following is a message to fip.fr]

Hola, siren boy du jour,
« Please don’t let
bee misunderstood“, punto
y a parte:

————–

* From and including:
Friday, 26 September 2014
To and including:
Thursday, 31 October 2019

Musical guest: Cascabel Jarana Special

The festival de jaraneros en París

The festival de jaraneros en París, a BD en reel-thyme.

Teloneros: Los Traidores del INAH (vía el CONACyT).

Happy Birthday, Mr. President (26 de septiembre, 2019)

Upon hearing of the passing of former French President, Jacques Chirac, the replacement U.S. President, Michael “Dick” Pence, quickly dressed up as Marylin Monroe and sang “Thank God I Am A Country Boy” as a gesture of Goodwill on such a momentous occasion.

32 Degrees of The Dark Horse and a Country Boy

32 Degrees of The Dark Horse and a Country Boy .:. https :// i.pinimg .com/736x/d0/9e/bd/d09ebdc2cc408129512bdf37f6b240c2–george-harrison-cowboy-hats .jpg

The ARTIST “JR” dedicated a métisse memento for the occasion, and French Chef Marc Veyrat, who just got FUCKED by the MICHELIN MAN, prepared a CHEDDAR souffle to send the ex French President in “True” SAVOYARD Style, because, PURPLE PUNDIT, Chirac told your Cowboy boss to stay OUT OF IRAQ‘member that memorable speech by de Villepin?

… today’s segment of ABBY’s imagination is being brought to you by the color PURPLE, —of course:

TRACK 9 Abbey Road

TRACK 9 Abbey Road, before The End, and of course, “God Save The Queen’s” belly full of Wine.

Entre Colón y La Guadalupana existe una raya roja

File type at brontis à la prefecture de Cité:

Eye saved Andy Warhol

Eye saved Andy Warhol, in Berlin.

Las postales milagrosas de Los Ciudadanos de Pablo Gleason en la iglesia de Ozanam

Dear, Emmanuel Macron

Dear, President of France, is it true that you, Sir, are Vice–president Mike Pence’s bitch?… “desde el cielo una hermosa mañana”, an American Patriot fell from the Sky(net), period •|• EDWARD SNOWDEN for President of The United States of América.

Locación: Little Mallorca
Juxtaposition: Los disfraces de Peña y Valls

Ayotzinapa para espontáneos

Ayotzinapa para espontáneos (Revisited)… With Special Guest: Cia. La Resentida, desde Santiago de Chile, tierra en dónde el cassette de La MEMOREX®️ reproduce únicamente de Bachelet y  PA’CA, o sea de Piñeira en adelante porque el Pasado de Chile, pues dicen los SIMPSONS ®️ que Inglaterra y Pinochet se lo borraron con pura Televisión desde Viña del Mar.

Nota para el Servicio Exterior Mexicano en Nueva York:

Señores, señoras y señoritas:

Neta que teniendo en sus contactos a grandes directores , productores, y hasta Chivos que son fotógrafos, sus pinches achichincles aún no le han podido dar al CLAVO a “eso” de « Los Montajes del Gobierno Mexicano ».

Gonzalitos Gelatino PR(i) News

Gonzalitos Gelatino PR(i) News.:.77DFD5A9-D393-4B68-B075-D4A1557562A9

Miren hijos de la chingada tiznada que los echó al mundo de la lambisconería institucionalizada:  los dientes del fulano haciendo sandwich con la tetona están más blancos y alineados que el Fondo « Azul » de SNOWden, ¿de cuál producción sacaron a ese galán, from a fucking LIBERTY, LIBERTY, LIBERTY mattress sale commercial lineup ? ¡bola de PUTOS!!!

Mundial de acomodados

Mundial de príncipes para acomodados, punto

y por aquello de la “llamada” memoria, se les extiende un recordatorio que durante La “llamada” noche de Iguala un equipo de fútbol juvenil también fueasechado. Así que PUTOs los y las que NO LO CANTEN, punto

… [Y] a parte,
por si faltara menos!?

NO INSISTAS COMADRE LETTTTTYYYYY, mi corazón es de Susana, aunque existan ciertos (tipos) que l’aiment… them fucking Elf’s maaaan. Them fucking Elf’s; at least THEY are not Evil gknomes.

Dear, presidente de Francia

Dear, presidente de Francia… [D]arkmannnnn!… “Kill The Rolling Stones”, we (the staff) have A motherfucking LANDSLIDE… Quick, Florence Cassez! Get Lisa Simpson in the Winnibagoo.

Any güey, el martes no hay embarques, Huelga de Transporte y alza de “moléculas partículadas” a razón del paro de transportes en Paname,


TimeStamp: 07:15 a.m. at Saint Patrick’s Cathedral, justo enfrente de La Fuente where ATLAS SHREGGED; 12h on Megan Merkel’s watch and One o’Clock at fip Jazz Central

Whatch doin'?

— Whatch doin’?
… chewing chocolate.
—Wher’d ya’Get it?
… doggie drafted.

 

.: A.G.A.D.E.Universal :. — Please inform doña TATI Clouthier that:

It’s The Eleventh Hour [G.M.T]

and at Issy–Les–Moulineaux it’s High-Noon

Jesús López Cobos

After the break, Chuy LóPEZ Cobos  se va a buscar huevos a Cincinnati… y el Fantástico PejeLagarto se destapa en La Jornada, vía Proceso y arrobas que lo acompañán.

“Horsemen are D.R.A.W.I.N. nearer

“So let it Be written, so let it Be done…
[T]o kill the ONLY one–Year old at the NaNa’s Headbangers Ball. »

To:
Amigo Sergio Ávalos, “compañera“ Georgina Moreno

¡Happy Pascuas!!! y no mi querida Charamusca, heartbreak is not mutually exclusive from X–Más. Viva La Cuaresma y La Vigilía, pero más que nada Viva Venezuela y Sean Penn.

Cc:
Los Amigos de México en Francia, Los Amigos de Javier Sicilia en la Casa de España en La Ciudad Universitaria de París (75014); @VIVA LA nueva REPÚBLICA, Las niñas Bien del ESCP (Eldorado en el 75003); LA CAPILLA DE SAINT-Merry; La ASOCIACIÓN GILBERTO BOSQUES PáRIS… y por supuesto: El Bote.
Bcc:
Michael Keaton, Leonaldo de Caprio, The Pitt’s and the Jolie’s and of course, el pinche fotográFO patas de cabra.

SUBJECT: —– more ——

Text and Body:
¡VIVA MINATITLÁN! Hijos de Banderilla, que•también•es•Veracruz, mi querido Guerrero dormilón; y que siga La Fiesta, porque “La Chona” llegó bailando puras de Metallica desde que la deportarón del Taco Stand en “Cochatela a ella,” Californi•con•Kheyshion.

 ISSY–VIVA MéXICO
… en Ballard.

99 days ’till the MidTerms y Ayotzinapa para espontáneos

For the Record… FUCK RICHARD NIXON and little donald trump, too.

That’s right donnie—this is an INTERMISSION.

… but first, a note from our sponsors¹:

Make Farmer John Great Again!

Stick around,
Juan Vargas, in the role of Demián Alcázar
follows, and YES, dearest Mika,
the following must be read in the voice of John Meacham.

TimeStamp: 12h30 in Central Europe Time.
Right now, Cousin Joe is wondering why Uncle Elmer is not fact checking the “Google Machine” to undress little Don.


Parallel Universe:

  1. Pinchie meets Homer: via, Reddit.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FhVvNGsJV8

W.E… page 5: COMUNIDAD

… pues hay más o menos; c’est-à-dire, so–so, my friend.

La cosa es que por cinco putos años levanté la voz sobre el Estado de Cuernavaca, pero aquí en París todos y cada uno de los pinches ZAPATISTAS de la puta vida rosa anarquista con colchón y del arte patrocinado, pues, son muy poderosos. Hay culeros que llegan hasta lo más hondo de La ‘bendita’ Prefectura de París; disfrazados de contribuidores, o ‘exponentes’ de cultura y arte mexicano, etc, etc, etc… y no hacen más que correr la voz de: ¡Alerta! ¡Alerta! Y los borreguitos que nomas siguen y no cuestionan ni las putas “ñ’es” en los Gignacs, se encargan de meter las zancadillas… Verdad que sí, mi querido PABLO GLEASON. A propos, maestro, ¿a qué horas es la manif’ de los chavos de Ayotzinapa? De paso di a qué horas comienza la FUNCIÓN DE CINE DE la Estrategía BERNARDO GÓMEZ / ENRIQUE PEÑA NIETO, edición 2017?… en fin.

Pero, pues, para PRENDA, un BOTÓN:

¿Cómo se escribe: suspiro, en Espagnol?

 

Ever upward | Da’ Fix is in

Developing story for April 19, 2016.

Repertoire Gastronomique des Sauces: harissa
for “My Niggas in Paris“: a seminar in political pandering.

Dear Hillary: Don't now if you are playing the carrots monologue on you foreign policy dialog, but Madam Secretary, it is precisely the STICK policy [Merida Initiative & ATF's Fast and Furious] that contributed to the disappearance of those 43 students, in addition to the MORE THAN 120 Thousand of victims of your BackYard politics with your neighbor to the South. Indignados, Señora: mis huevos rancheros.

Dear Hillary: I don’t now if you are playing the carrots monologue on you foreign policy dialog, but Madame Secretary, it is precisely the STICK policy [Merida Initiative & ATF’s Fast and Furious] that most likely contributed to the disappearance of those 43 students, not to mention the MORE THAN 120 Thousand victims of your Back-Yard politics with your neighbor to the South. ¿Indignación Señora‽‽‽: ¡Más indignados están mis huevos rancheros!!! | Uso Justo de los Medios del Estado de Nueva York, para poder ver que dicen los cuernos de Aries en el esoterismo… de la Cachucha de Matthews.

Frequency-hopping in what Brian Williams would call [not really] a New York Minute.

The last time that we did this dance Donald Trump was playing the “remesas” card on his “Mexico will pay for the wall.” One of the ironies that the Trump Guys did not realize with regards to that proposition is that the Mexican Government already beat them to that punch, in other words, [Donald Trump] the Mexican government already thought about it, then implemented a plan, and then EXECUTED a method to effectively skim and/or withhold those very remittences —that in your campaign— your mouth was talking about. Source: Oral History and Bracero Stories.

Fair Use of the news, the pundits and the media. | BTW [Donald Trump] Why in the F… did you not suggest to GO AFTER the WESTERN UNION’s, the VIGO’s, or the ORLANDI VALUTAS of the send money back home industry at the wino-shops.

Coming up… Welcome Back, Kotter —Sit down and Meet Chuck Todd: A first look at the [ real exit ] polls.

We all love New York… even if it’s a Closed Primary
full partially filled with “void” ballot votes.

When it's time to narrate the oral history of Morning Joe, Mr. Willie Geist is going to be the one to attest that Chuck Todd did the math while he tired to save his coffee mug… it begs the question: was the cup of joe, Starbucks?

When the time arrives and someone is needed to step-up to the plate and then narrate the oral history of Morning Joe, Mr. Willie Geist is going to be the one to attest that Chuck Todd did the math while he tired to save his coffee mug… it begs the question: was the cup of joe, Starbucks, or was it a tacita de Juan Valdez Café?

Timestamp: 23h20 CET

It’s midnight in Central Europe and polls in New York close in 2 hours and 58 minutes…

Uso justo de los medios y las matemáticas en casa.

Uso justo de los medios y las matemáticas en casa.

Las ideologíaslos asnos arriba  y los elefantes abajo  [in an eight year spread].

Uso justo de los números —y de los medios— en el poleo de Nueva York.

Uso justo de los números —y de los medios— en el poleo de Nueva York.

“A trademark comment,” according to Hardball’s Chris Matthews… 1h 36min before yesterday’s polls close [Today] around the “foot of the Brooklyn Bridge”.

Rep. Peter King will take cyanide if Ted Cruz wins the Government of the People nomination. | Fair use of a morning show and media.

Rep. Peter King will take cyanide if Ted Cruz wins the Government of the People nomination. | Fair use of a morning show and media.

Timestamp: 2h15m

Obsession with the StopTrumpMovement in New York-New York seems to be the theme for Brian Williams tonight… Landing a plane is the itch to scratch on the Sanders camp watch.

Fair use of the State of Affairs over at the C-SPAN post.

Fair use of the State of Affairs over at the C-SPAN post.

The closing of the polls follow. 

Will Bernie Sanders get to stay airborne or will the vessel have to prepare its landing?

AlJazeera_Coverage

Fair use of media

On the other side of the stream, CBS projects Secretary Clinton taking New York.

Early projections on the Democratic side via: CBSN…

Early projections on the Democratic side via: CBSN… http ://www .cbs .com /all-access/

3h33m CET… Donald Trump walks in and works the room to the tune of Sinatra’s New York-New York… the winning candidate suggests that ‘You’ the ‘Media’ keep talking about him. His mouth continues to “legitimately” suggest a hard-line [right of center] tactic to make “America Great”.

3h40 CET CBS News is ready to project a winner on the Democratic side:

Fair Use of an election result.

Fair Use of an election result. | http ://www .cbs .com /all-access/

Much like the Eiffel Tower here in Paris, the Empire State Building gets into the act by getting all lit up [at least the top] according to the colors of each political party as the projections were being called out on live broadcast and interwebs tv.

4h00 CET… The machine breakdown in a closed primary:

How-they-voted

The CBSN Crew: “Hillary has all the math” | http ://www .cbs .com /all-access/

4h36 CET Hillary Clinton advocates for Gun Safety Reform

In an Empire State of Mind, Secretary Clinton walked onto the stage and thanked her home town.

With the sounds of an Empire State of Mind, Secretary Clinton walked onto the stage and thanked her home town. In her speech she also warned about “powerful forces” that will do anything to derail her campaign. She trashed both Donald Trump and Ted Cruz for their “frankly dangerous,” back to “trickle down economics” and racist solutions for the country. The takeout from this event, for the CBSN Crew, is that Clinton’s biggest obstacle however, remains “the honesty factor,” which they argue stills eludes the winner of tonight’s Democratic Party New York Primary Election… but she is likable enough, they all seem to agree.

Buenas noches. My vote is with CBSN for a Webby Award.

In case your cravings for Democracy continue well into the weeeee-hours of the night. [It's 5h15 CET].

In case your cravings for Democracy continue well into the weeeee-hours of the night. [It’s 5h15 CET].

 PS: Dear Hillary. Congratulations on your victory, but with all due respect [and unless i am stepping on my wee-wee here] if someone deserves credit for getting those first responders from 9-11, support for “their hard-earned benefits” [specifically the ones of the medical kind] is Jon Stewart [formally] of The Daily Show…


 

The spread spectrum:

  1. Tolentino, J., Salsa picante and, “Why the Hillary Clinton Hot Sauce Story Is Problematic for Women.” Via: TheSlot . Jezbel . com
  2. -Z, J. and West, K., “My Niggas in Paris”. Via: http ://mic .com /articles /7147 /jay-z-and-kanye-west-niggas-in-paris-the-unlikely-soundtrack-for-france-s-presidential-election # .RJjOppEQr
  3. Martosko, D., “Remittances… a ‘half-baked’ idea“. The Associated Press, via: dailymail . com… http ://www .dailymail . co .uk /news /article-3524390 /Trump-says-hell-fund-wall-cutting-remittances .html
  4. Speller, K., on the “issues” section of MTV News. “Jon Stewart Returns To ‘The Daily Show’ To Shame Congress Into Supporting 9/11 First Responders: He calls on politicians to remember these heroes — for real.” Via: http ://www .mtv .com /news /2683177 /jon-stewart-returns-to-the-daily-show-to-shame-congress-into-supporting-911-first-responders/