On deadline, there’s an election in Michigan

And in the role of Dario Moreno...

And in the role of Dario Moreno… Avi Velshi featuring Steve Kornaki as the Man With The Golden Poll

It’s not even news anymore, it is however one of those kitschy phrases that goes a little like Eye told Ewe so.

Yes, Öüï knew this … now eat your cake.

 

… and it makes me wonder 🤑

Dissonant Consonants in your cognitive catnip

 

After Tuesday’s gone, it’s Ugly Mexicans With Influence featuring Sam Stein and the good people who brought you Chinese Democracy and other Lies from The Sunset Strip.

… and starring as “the” H.R. Mohammado VI, the king of Saharalandia

The King of Saharalandia, featuring Jackie Alemany in the role of a “Hot Air Ballon” model 25 or 6 to 4.

Around The Sahel with 80 Models in Vogue.

“Waiting for the break of THEY!”… fuck the cow, BELLE! More TROMBONE.

Now, Eye asks, “can anyone talk about Casablanca without the Nazis in France? Let’s ask Captain Louie Renault and see what prize he’ll win with those odds ; jump to mañana.

https ://www .jpost .com /diaspora /antisemitism /article= german-high-court-rules-comparingisrael-to-nazi-germany-is-protected

And, Jacqueline Alemany, whatever your They tomorrow might bring, remember that Öüï will always have Paris 🍸

When all else fails, the French always go to Chihuahua a un baile

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/05/21 /estados /chihuahua-tiene-un-acuerdo-ilegal-con-israel-sin-registro-ante-la-sre 

… sre = Secretaria de Relaciones Exteriores

I must say Loki (Dogma, 1999) it took Mí a Hell-ov-Elena longer to piss a siren en Mabillon (75006) and Eye (*) certainly spent more time with CIRCE at the “Marché Alimentaire Saint-Germain” (same arrondissement) back in 2018³… and don’t get Mí going with them SIRENS!!! Jeez-whizz Good Will !!! A whole frame to feature the cuntless fishtails on your version of Pénélope, what? Susana Poveda’s agent was asleep at the talent agency when NOLAN issued the cast-call for the film in question? Fer’ Christ’s Sake, Öüï could not even tell if your sirens had wings or fishtails.  The nerve, Matt Damon—the nerve of that Nolan fellow.

 

³~. https://asegovia3 .com /2021/10/18 /over-on-our-twitter-feed-no-habra-perdon-para-powell/

Piss Art — Mermafrodito (NEGATIVE)

 

In Chihuahua, The State of Israel (the Jews) is/are thirsty like a WOLF, in Acapulco, well in Acapulco it’s another edition of “los amigos de Francia en México” : PROMÉXICO resucita.

 

… In Chihuahua, Mexico, sources close to PEGASUS report that the State of Israel 🇮🇱 is moving in on water dwells like DATA CENTERS are moving in with the hicks in up-state New York.

 

And now, Ewe Daft Punk motherfucker 🫰🏼 Dew Yer’homework

Bad Girls in specific must show tits… 🥴 er, Öüï means “your work” for that homework assignment on the fip culte de la depravity.

 

As Eye was ex-plaining, Around The World, the United States of America’s passeport currently holds about the same Volume 🎚️ and weight of a Nobel prize ; regardless of the category that the Dynamite™️ bestowment rewards.

Bon appétit, cheaper than an African replica of the Eiffel Tower at Dee 🎶 Trocadéro

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/21 /la-puerta-abierta/

But never mind The Cake, it comes in layers, but Eyes reckons, Jackeline Alemany, that you were knot, Eye repeats, Ewe Were Not, paying attention to the little brown boy looking out of the field of dreams in that cornfield de Apple™️ back in 2016 when ‘polite society’ was drinking champagne and wine in Nantucket, now didn’t ya’, Jackie Alemany,? Didn’t Ewe?

One note from the song she wrote—Could fuck me where i lay

 

And, not to play Rayuela or my favorite nursery game with Babushka, la famosa “Rueda de San Miguel”, but I do seem to recall (totally) that the last time that Eye brought up the topic of “head hunters” and “think tanks” at the underground annex of La Sorbonne (l’IHEAL) in front of SciencesPo, Hugo Chávez checked-out of Havana.

Bertrand Badie would agree, War and Peace is anything but banal

Reciprocal monsters

Nobel de la basura… there was a time, Jackie Alemany, there 🫴🏼 was a time indeed.

Issy-only-the-Good die young, and much like the need for a revised edition of The Spaniard who enamored the world (Libros Asteroide 2025), PUF³ is going to have to re-examine their 2017 edition of the motherfucking Dictionnaire de la guerre et de la paix on account that “trumpism” is not included in the table des entrées, but most important in the avant-propos of Durieux, Vilmer and, Ramel is the irrelevance of Denmark having the largest war and strategic think tanks in Europe, not to mention yesterday’s arrival of the French troops to Copenhagen’s backyard followed by the Krauts.

All Songs Considered : I’ll Be Your Monster.

~. Allow Mí, to humor Ewe: in order to be a better human you must understand GWAR.

https ://www .sdu .dk /en /cws : Center for War Studies
https ://cms .polsci .ku .dk /english : Center for Military Studies
https ://www .fak .dk /en /about-us : Royal Danish Defence College
https ://www .diis .dk /en /projects /the-defence-and-security-studies

³~. Presses Universitaires de France

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceculture /la-grande-table-2eme-partie /les-metamorphoses-de-la-guerre-avec-jean-baptiste-jeangene-vilmer

Reciprocal Prizes

Any 🦉 hoot, it’s kind of ironic that La France put’s it’s hope on a new generation of researchers (formed or educated in other countries) who will consolidate war studies into the interdisciplinary syllabi of la bendita Sorbonne, —por decir.

With that in mind, the first entry in the first edition³ of the Dictionnaire de la guerre et de la paix is :

11 September 2001, pp 1-7.

³~. Octubre

📯
Si el clarín,
con su bélico acento,
los convoca a lidiar con valor…

Mexican National Anthem

Music also graces the entry list on pages 880 to 885, and leave it to Brel to paint a mental frame of the clarion as “that trumpet in uniform”… which is why, if you’ve never read this most non-consequential blog then you’d know that Öüï hates Gabriel, https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Gabriel’s_horn.

https ://www .defense .gouv .fr /academ /coin-libraires /dictionnaire-guerre-paix

Cesar’s Salad: Quand les actes viennent contredire les mots

It’s ridiculous, one ROCKET

You don’t know what the Porn you are doing. And Eye quotes…

Entonces César, it was nice meeting you last night… it’s too bad that i, Armando Segovia, or Armando X (in reference to Malcolm Little, not the social media handle that used to be a little blue bird 🐦) did not get to TRANSITION to Salma Hayek and “los hilos” de Natalia Almada who happens to be the Great-great-grand daughter of that Fucking HOT DOG that PAULINE’S big fucking freezer is trying to pass as “latin food”, that fucking “dogo’s³” name, by-the-way was El General Plutarco Elías Calles, inventor of the Mexico that died in 2018, when Mexico shifted from what one of THE DOGS at l’Académie Française refered to as “the perfect dictatorship” who institutionalized “the revolution” and « transformed » it, into a populist porn show on every dial on Évry—Mexican Radio Frequency.

Note to the good students at La Cop1ne au 1 Pl. Alice Guy (knot Menendez)…

Erasmus was a fag.

Context from Salma’s husband at DEE 🎸Beaubourg will answer for ALL EWE Pinaults, which is a calco for PIÑATA en Castellano.

Santa Ana Winds…

³~. While it is categorically true, and not surprising at all that « hotdog » on a Spanish Radio Station is a calc of the same English that the Rosbifs across the Chunnel call a “perro caliente”, which should never be confused with the legendary “perro agradecido”, from LA CALLE 🤠 Stanton in El Chuco, Texas.

Nice! The two-timing is impecable — This is a song about your fucking mother

Ewe 🇮🇱 know Öüï tried to reach you, at El Nopal con Alejandro de Monterrey, but Ewe were much to high on your Alejandro Poiré bowtie at SciencesPo

 

Police and niggers, that’s right… I think that Springtime for Hitler is late this year, and some fucking Frog is watching Mí 🧑‍🏭 and on tonight’s telenovela you motherfuckers are going to experience the Rhules, from 34 in L.A. to Godwin’s rue at Jean Lointier XIII ème ciclo.

Jackie Chan is a fag but Öüï don’t care about that, it’s his pot-bullying stance that gets U.S… over and over again. LEGALIZE POT, Jackie. And hug your kid like you put that shoulder back in on the set of The Ca Rya Tide kid.

Nice Track Location, pero mi receta está más, mucho más verga que la tuya, SciencesPo.

It’s life of the Rich and Filthy, sponsored by Michael Verga in/at  the Festival de Cinq Continentes con Gilberto Bosques en Marseille.

The more The Boss change the more the Eighties stay the SAME… that’s why the Down Boys go.

Something Eye could not find anywhere else, especially in L.A…. The Eagles of Death Metal can lick my ass.

I don’t need to be a Superman as long as you 🥷 are my biggest fan 🪭… now Wax on 🫵 Wax off 🥋

🎶 Woah Can we rewind to where we’ve been
Ooh I wish you’d take a look and see the shape I’m in

And Eye knows who put the bodies in the Wishing Well, Francisco… but now is not your time. Not yet anyway.

Right now it’s, “Por some sugar on Mí, y panochas cómo tú“.

 

Over at the National Council of Negro Wimmin’ on msnbc it’s: La Vache

It’s good for your stomach and your vientre won’t notice… but seriously, Katty Phangs, “where are all the Yello’ heifers at?”.

Metal Works

Milk… it does a body good.

Sponsored by Thomas El Corbillon’s Heavy Metal jazz lounge.

Livin’ La Puta Vida Loca … got milk?

Where’s the beef?

And, Alicia Menendez, never mind Ricky Martin, Ike Pappas is the only lactose intolerant in Parador City and that’s why he used Rum to moisten his corn flakes with South American bananas, and then he properly snorted his Coke®️

Extra pineapple on that vinyl for Marjo

Breaking 💔 news, Marjolaine Kaltenback rejects piñas³ on her dough… minute 27 Witt 15 seconds is the exact time when Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach  stuck her slender fingers 🤌🏼 through my chest and she proceeded to rip my heart from an empty hole that my main pump was resting on. Pizza Lico°rice is what Da’Kaltenbach (which is Kraut for Cold-ass Creek) ordered, ‘LICORICE’ on a pizza, now that is just a slap on the anchovies next to the Marguerite 🍕.

³~. Mexican lies.

https ://www.radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /un-peu-de-sucre-dans-votre-jazz

We don’t need another dentist

In Paris, France, Louis Pasteur just got the vapors! Pasteur, an ananas lover would not comment but it was clear that there is not enough cheese in France to replace a single dice of pineapple on that pizza slice, man!

Across the Seine, —fuck, that is classified, For Yer’ Eyes Only.

It’s interesting, Bi’Bring, that… never mind, it’s beyond my pay-grade and far beyond Yer’handout.

Merry christ-Más… and don’t forget to brush your teeth even if you don’t know which pizza to order. Above all, remain an anti-dentite.

Ewe Slut Productions présents:

Radiohead… have a nice night, Ewe beautiful ones.

Susana Poveda Strikes Back³… 🧜🏻‍♀️

³~. Ate‘ billion lesbos, or something like D.A.T.

 

For the record, the terrorists were training right next door to their targets for months, satellite surveillance shows, but your Israeli PEGASUS Spy vendors were way too busy selling gadgets to Latin American regimes³. But neither Ana Cabrera, nor José Díaz-Balart will tell you that, on MSNBC.

³~. And I have it from Dr. Alejandro 🇲🇽/🇺🇸/🇮🇱 Valenzuela in Paris (🇫🇷 Academia) that those Zionists even sell their gadgets on the SABBATH.

Son of Weisel

 

And, Mrs. Colter-Wunsh, you only have The Zionists among your house of worship to blame. You chose the most EXTREME to abandon those little hungry twins that hunt your dreams now.

🐐

https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Idolatry_in_Judaism #:~ NOAHIDE Laws

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But first, son of 🇮🇱 Weisel… Netanyahu is The Nazi. He is in your house of worship. Deal with your Prime Minister first before you call pro-Palestine sentiment,  the WRONG TEAM.

Geldüberweisungen macht frei*… Just like in 1932 in Buchenwald, “el pueblo puro (y me imagino que bueno, también) no se percato del olor a pelos fritos y piel a°chicharrada … 🐂💩… 🙈🙉🙊 🐷📜

Palestine Did Nothing Wrong, period 🛫

And, son of Weisel, stop comparing the attack to the Shoah, it was more like an American Native enclave getting overrunned by MANIFEST DESTINY, 🪶.