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Chingue a su madre³, Juanito y Alicia

Efemérides 8 de octubre

Tomorrow on Güeras that Eye loved, Axl Rose 🌹 takes on the role of Davy Jones 🕺🏽 in, Eye wasted all of his They, daydream believing.

So you think that you are turning Japanese, eh? Wait ’till you hear about TODOS TUS MUERTOS turn FRENCH.

Maybe Davy Jones didn’t come up with, IT! REVEREND Al, but that there Monkee is who I credit until something changes my point of view, in any case, Rev… How does it feel to get the Canelo Álvarez one-two punch by a fémina less than half your age, eh? And for the record, dial-up BETO O’Rourke in El Paso, TX, because his father-in-law business partner (Eloy Vallina) had Lomas del Poleo (some call Lomas, “de”) in a similar bobwired and concertina Situation, to the NORTH, Santa Teresita, Nuevo México; and to the East, The ZARAGOZA de Tommy’s Empire.

Yup… that D.A.R.E. is a Zodiac, and it’s Balance’s turn to weigh-in on the Situation in Sky News, et. al.

 

In América (except for La Canada 🇨🇦, The U.S. in A. 🇺🇲, and of course La France 🇨🇵) today we celebrate the Day of the Heroic Guerrilla Warfare Warrior.

Pelagia is the nickname of the goddess Venus because she is the daughter of Sky and the Sea from which she emerges naked from the foam 🦪

In the French Republican (grape harvester) Calendar, today is SUMMER SQUASH (pumpkin) they, and if you are a member of the Nation of Israel, please be advised that I don’t select the Farmer’s Almanacs, I just record these for INTERSECTIONALITY purposes:

Her propaganda is not silly.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Vendémiaire

Today’s diction goes a little something like this:

SAINTE-PÉLAGIE³, a good strategy, A LITTLE MAGIC, and you’re off for a night of ORGY.”

https ://grassemat .info /le-saint-du-jour /8-octobre-sainte-pelagie

³~. NOT AFFILIATED to la « Fondation des filles repentirs », nor the mistreated patients of La Salpêterie.

In local news to they:

Enrique Peña Nieto dio frutos con los franceses a-mejicanados…

De haber sabido, Alicia… 🫦.

Yo también hubiese a-cogido a John Mill Ackerman.

Sunday Morning Synagogue en Notre Dame de Nazareth… and if you have KNOT been following our intersecting coverage of La Place de La République in Paris, France, then perhaps you noticed the important numbers of ALL KINDS of law enforcement officers around Paris Centre, I am sure it has nothing to do with what’s happening in the Last 36 hours (19h CET now) in Gaza.

 

³~. De antemano, Öüï would like to remind all of our non-readers in the Mexican sphere de La France, that unless you are a son of NACHO CANO, todos y todas las mexicanas, y los mexicanos somos hijos de doña Translator.

For the re lectura, hace un año, La Malinche made “the great”, —again…

Rereading

In Spain, the musical about the indigenous “Malinche” glorifies colonization

Article reserved for subscribers, bunch of free loaders!

https ://www .liberation .fr /culture /en-espagne-la-comedie-musicale-sur-lindigene-malinche-glorifie-la-colonisation–

Agricultores* como los ojetes de la frequencia RFPP .net le pusieron el CUARTO al CHE… Y por eso esos hijos de su PUTA MADRE (los agricultores) se apropiaron del rostro del buen doctor… bola de Guanabacoas, por no decir, bola de PUTOS.

CELEBRATIONS and SUPER°S°TITI°ONS

— Bolivia: farmers in that land celebrate the cult of San Ernesto, in honor of the betrayal that the agricultural sector of La Paz dealt to Dr. Ernesto “El Che” Guevara. The gall of those fuckers can only be matched by, La France, Gall! —La France!

Todos tus muertos.

Según el presidente de todos los agricultores “buenos” del Seguro Social de los médicos cubanos en Zacazonapán*, Estado de México, el soldado de la Central Intelligence Agency (en BOTZARIS, Francia) que fusiló al comandante Guevara, o sea el sargento Mario Terán, él es inocente de toda tortura vertida en la fina estampa de El Che y, del asesinato que siguió, en una “escuelita” en La Higuera, —no less.

*~. El licenciado Andrés Manuel López Obra d’Or.

And if you are listening to the Women on the Juanito Live Show, you would be soiled with blood on your fuckable PARTS (if you were in GAZA RIGHT NOW) because that is the “richesse” del Madrinaje en México…

Now talk among Juanito, because all of this effort is for the benefit of his Son in Canada.

🖕🏼

Previously on, “Attention All Units!”, it’s DINAH thyme 🎺 : ejotes³ en mantequilla

Fuck Armageddon, This Is Hell.
Bad Religion

50 years and one-they later… Y Cayó la Bomba (Fétida)…

Backward ∇ Difference…
You can’t see it, but the Moon 🪞 reflection is smacked right in the middle of that Golden pup-tent on Le Socle, do thé maths or wait one for a different view with an Angle from the Astros… Goooooo, Dodgers ☄️

 

🎸 We’re living in the denoument of the battle’s gripping awe,So what’s the use of being good to satisfy them all? 🥁

∇~. As in… Goliath learned to paraglide 🗡️ and caught David with his tent ⛺ up 😴💤 and his pajamas on. Oh, the humanity.

Palestine Did Nothing Wrong… it was a pristine attack. To re-iterate, Netanyahou’s DEMONS follows. This of course will disproportionately benefit MACDONALD/Douglas, Raytheon and the PENTAGON—ISRAELI military 🪖🎖️ Industrial MONSTERS.

Albur De Amor
Vicente Fernández, en la Voz de Alicia Leos y su mariachi Las Arrieras.

 🎺 Y todavía valor me sobra Hasta onde tuve apostéSi me matan a balazosQue me maten, al cabo, ¿y qué? 🎻

Now if you are like them fip . fr Sirènes, EWE all are probably ignoring LAS JUDIAS, as fresh garden GREEN BEANS are known in Spain, where Öüï might add, has never BEAN! — … any how here’s some useful information that the Filthy French will not get, get it?, will KNOT get on the Sunday edition of The Juanito Guanavacoa Show, so, without further ADO… Hereeeeeee’s Johnny:

Breaking 💔:
Israel bombards Gaza after Hamas launches massive opération. At least 22 killed (13h CET) on the Israeli SIDE after a multi-front attack.

https ://apnews .com /article
/israel-palestinians-gaza-hamas-rockets-airstrikes-tel-aviv

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PubLick SerVice AnnoUn-Cement
BON°HAM was a GROOVER

Laboratorios Camacho en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas, and Laboratorios Lo Real de L’Oréal en Levallois-Perret sous Savons-des-Perros Agradecidos (92300) presentan su nuevo producto ancestral para aniquilar a LAS CHINCHES de París “ON THEIR FUCKING TRACKS, period! »…

It’s like the VELCRO for yer’KASHMIR, patron! But instead of clinging-on, this natural ancestral product IMPALES thier little fucking extremities and ZEPPELIN goes here, now RAMBLE-ON you filthy fuckers.

A recently rediscovered ancestral method involves placing fresh green bean leaves around the bed.

John Bonham, notorious ejote eater… his farts are FUN°Kee. But don’t take our word for it, here’s that RECENTLY out-of-the-closet RACIST magazine, ROLLING STONE (1975) :

Bonham … is a steak-and-potatoes percussionist, handpicked, one assumes, for his ability to supply a plodding, stolid, rock-solid bottom—no one has ever accused Led Zeppelin of swinging†.

These plants have sharp hairs (trichomes) that act like a nail board for bedbugs to impale their legs on. As the leaves wither quickly, researchers are trying to develop a comparable surface to trap these bugs.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Punaise_de_lit

†~. You forgot the buttered green beans mister Jim Miller (1975), Eye bets that you are all full of GINGER and his fucking BAKER, Eric Clapton. Well mister Miller, —fuck you and the “subtlety” of god.

I Am An Anti-denti And I Am An Anti-christ
erradicate dentists… brush your fucking theet, you bums!

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /John_Bonham

Chinches in París… I’m yer’Huckleberry.

Jam On It, Juanito Guanavacoa… jam on it³.

En contexto para Miles Davis⁹ con Marjolena en S’il-en-Zio.

Previously on, “Tu vuo’ fa’ l’americano”…
⁹~. Eye told Ewe’ol that I could see The INSEE for Miles.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /rencontre-avec-purse_snatchin-karmitz-autour-du-cinema-NAPOLITANO-louvre

“We’ve used text-to-speech technology to translate these questionnaires, but we’d like to test these translations to see if they’re good enough and intelligible enough, and I’d like to know if it would be possible to… yada, yada, yada …

Full Buck Moon on the 4th of July… and if you buy D.A.T. you will get a mattress for our 4th of July edition of: Baby You’re a Rich man’s girl.

[Informations Mains Libres: Enquête Sans Domicile ; Insee]

https ://www .insee .fr /fr /metadonnees /source /serie /s1002

To Serve and Protect, from L.A. with love… I’ve seen this episode of The Streets of Bakersfield too and it goes like this, “I came here looking for something, I couldn’t find anywhere else ” :

En France, la carte de séjour compétences et talents était un titre de séjour qui a été créé par une loi du 24 juillet 2006, avant d’être supprimé en 2016³.

³~. I have it on good authority to release the following and arc da’Fuck out of the Plan Merida of 2007 and my visit in the Fall of 2010 to the French Consulate on Highway 66 in El Ey: that the “compétences” part of the iniciative was NIXED with Mí in mind*.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Carte_de_sejour_competences_et_talents

It will be issued to Indian computer scientists, but not to Beninese doctors, because their country needs them.

Elle a été remplacée par la carte de séjour Passeport Talent.

… and thus, The Masked Singer was created for the good people of France.

El Jam de las Causas de Juanito Guanavacoa
ad hoc chilango para Tierra Caliente en décalage… but that is just the Mexican president speaking about Hípolito’s murder under HIS NARCO ESTADO, which he (Francisco Belmont) inherited and is now OVERSEEING, en Apatzingán… just like CALDRÓN, in the years of SARKOZY did.

Light my voice recognition translator.
Well Ewe know that it would be untrue, 🔥💃🏻

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Ad_hoc_hypothesis

It’s the What IF, we get lucky in France refugee defense.

³~. Qué sería de Alain Rouquié sin ex~policias judiciales como usted². Gracias a ustedes, los movimientos franceses le dieron la versión Amerigo Vespucci a las “auto defensas” de Miranda, y ya para el 3er Festival de Cinito Mexicano en Paris, Juanito y Pablo se hicieron para el lado del Nopal en la zona de tolerancia de Pigalle.

Hoy, 2 de Julio del 2023, Franciso Belmont se indigna con la muerte del Che Guevara. Al mismo tiempo, recibe su MOCHADA de la cámara de comercio en la américa latina del IHEAL (Sorbonne, annexo¹), and to quote Chucho Salinas, of Luis Echeverria fame at “El Blanquita⁸”, “en El frontón a eso se le llama “ chayote en especie”.

¹~. À la Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux en Versailles.

But First, let the record show that JUANITO Guanavacoa is pandering to Alain Rouquié on his show and he just bumped SoFy Velasco to the second hour of his apologiste spectacle for the Blues Men en Andalusia y Montpellier.

And, Martin at the Bagagerie del bendito instituto de estadísticas francesas de los franceses en francia… have you ever been to Torreón? Not nécessairement to the watchtower, all along la colonia Roma de tu embajador en México?

Oh, say can you fuckers see?

²~. Y que chingue a su madre Maxin aussi… but let the décalage fellow alone, Brasil is already fucked, so let’s switch it over to LA PORTE DES LILAS where Juanito Guanavacoa is clowning around with music that his harmonica does not understand.

Now, then… with this being Summer in Paris, Juanito Guanavacoa is going to slowly turn his propaganda into the news d’actualité en su pinche rancho de Méxique, but like they say in Botzaris, “when the cats go on vacation, a las ratas les brotan alas como alacranes de Oberkamfpt.”

The following event is sponsored by PROMéXICO and La Chambre de Comercio de América latina en La Porte de Versailles. ELITISMO vende PATRIA.

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as President Sarkozy once said on wikipedia tv:

… It is a question of organizing not a brain drain but a circulation of $kill$.

or maybe it was his Immigration Tsar who said that.

And as that takes place, Juanito talks MEXICO narco-news, under pressure. Meanwhile, his Franchute audicene is living the dream in all of the VAcations SPots around their colonies, including OAXACA y MICHOACAN.

NAturally, Juanito will focus on “the viagras” just like President Emmanuel Macron focused on video games to bottle-up the latest police incident avec un POC with issues. And please, Susanita, don’t even get me started with “los templarios”.

Dear, Brigitte Macron… Señora Macron: presente

Viva, la France.

For the record I can put the toothpaste back in the tube… do not try this at home.

Based on the Happy Meal©️ tale of Grimaldi and Coudray at Le Village Enfoui de Protest Le Clown* sous la Dune de Jodorowsky.

Previously on “Nosotros les footnotes”:
³~. Ministerio del Interior ⚜️ 2012-2017.

*~. 🥸 Protest The Clown is none other than the ghost of Ronald 🤡 McDonald.

Deer, Brigitte;

I, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, have been cautious enough to have never addressed your ass in this form before. The reason being, is that unlike my two (home) countries, your ass has no official position in the French administration, which aside from my “illegal” status pretty much makes us equal.

*~. Not really, but for fluidity purposes, Madame First Lady just go with the flow, youse gonna like the way that this river flows, Eye guarantees, IT!.

And, Madame Macron, some, with lesser grace than those edible Peruvian rats (they are cute as fuck) might rejoice in places that you, or any of your elite kind will never visit, or that you will where they will never read my post, …

… hold that urge

and officially, they might be right, which is why they get a full- retirement and RSA with Christmas Bonus, on their domiciliation mailbox 📬.

I don’t drink coffee, I drink tea my dear…

This is to say, Francisco Belmont at “la radio del pueblo” 106.3 fm en París, Francia, that… for ex-federal police 👮🏿‍♂️ niggers like you, sex, —Yes Sex! Is nothing more than a weapon, just like those Russian mercenaries are using it against a weaker neighbor… and as You French Cocksuckers in the Elite Sphere know, is The Ukraine.

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With this in mind, LARA, Larissa, Bella… in an other time, and in another place you would have been bait, instead of a guest; do you and that faggety Plastic Vincent get my point, or would you like me to draw you a video?

Ask your current neighbors next door (the Americans), while your husband remains in charge of what comes-and-goes through la rue Gabriel next to la Places de La Concorde. Mention the code POLAND AMBASSADOR so that the brother-in-law at MSNBC can read it in his mailbox. Unless Of-course you would like me to draw you a video.

In the mean time, meet ROGER! And no, Roger is not a  rabbit.

The Return of Le Clown… Attack on Vacation Camp, “Les Écureuils”.

If your Hubby burns me, he also burns France as you cocksuckers know it. And no, Madame Macron, I don’t need a fucking gallery, paint supplies or, a fucking cinito mexicano like the one that your husband predecessor bestowed on the Mexican elite in Alfonso Cuarón’s hillside… Metro Line 12.

Sin embargo…

Intermedio con rfpp — FRANCE is a racist hypocrite

 France V Republic
Is Racist Hypocrite³

El Circo… de una finca turnada en show, allá por la llamada “pensada”, no se vaya… Pinche 🇦🇷 Presumido 🇮🇹 Pablo Krrrans 🇫🇷 Follows con sus pinches decepciones con los micrófonos improvisados de Enrique Bunbury en RFPP . net.

³~. Ministerio del Interior ⚜️ 2012-2017, and in this BAC our STAFF welcomes a new avatar named Armandine into the Cité archives realm en Châtelet, Metro Line 14, 11, 4, 7, and of course, —the yello’ one.

 

BOOM!

¡LARA!

GRITABA last midnite Caro Quintero… long story short, the live transmission cut the mic from Lara as she began to give the location of her next gig in Paris, because Indeed—it’s a man’s world at rfpp . net, period!

Arrancamos, con un “open mic”, and if youse an Halcón you know what that freaq sounds like… 🕵️ en el Panorama con Lara.

It’s a damn shame that rfpp . net will not re-broadcast Lara’s libanés spiel, but that is only because of the provocative Costa Brava orgies that ended up in the DEVIL-op-MEaNT Gemni Idiots³ en Ciudad Juárez, ShyWaGüa.

³~. Feminicidios… In 2011 the French had not invented these, so here Ewe go, Phuckers. In the words of several professors at the IHEAL: the sources at La Sorbonne said that they were all PUTAS.

Protest Clown reports from Botzaris. Cáete Ventoso redacts 💨 Fuck, Sardou y su chanson José-José.

I swear, Francisco, that fucking Plastic Vincent is an HOY in as Phucks. Cut his mic! Cut his throat! Cut his Dick!!!

Öüï wants LARA!!! BRING her back! I dig her bones, and I haven’t even met her!

Gonna’ have to run to the monofranchun cornerstone to buy deodorant and ostiones 🦪 para que se me pare el pito.

Plastic Vincent Ono Band

 

Hoy mas que nunca: Siempre en domingo… now with jazz-grubs.

Always and what?

And, GO’ill Denisa, do you—Dew Ewe Saint-Tropez

I insist, the French can’t rock and roll 🥐 😋…

I’m tellin’ Ewe 🤘🏼

Let’s do lunch, or as Harvey Keitel told them Reservoir Doughs:

Paris Sites… any questions, or do you just wish to continue talking among your Urban Tribes?

 

Let’s get some tacos.

Indeed THEY Do! Mister Liszt Lizzy Lasso.

 

In local news, The Amazon might breath 🫁 a sigh 😔 of RELIEF, but over at “Dee” Buffon Gardens, the GO’ill De Niza is fumigating the Monarchs.

Previously on… el Show del Negro Durazo, Arturo Durazo Moreno was drinking GELICOLA en SONORA.

She (Denisa Kerschova is not at, IT!, alone. SITREP’s relay that a certain Phat Basterd is coordinating the offensive

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Just the facts, Ma’am.

OH, BOY!!!

Cannes y Perros:

Sub peditos Marinela… “Récuerdame”

That D.A.R.E. flat A is one motherfunky Offensive Treat, —knot TRICK 🎃.