Tag Archives: Dangling participle – Jon Meachum

Like some Cat from Japan : night boat on the STYX

Domo ari*gato, mister Rob Otto.

Música para barcos 🧜‍♀️ deer Siren, your pussy smells of green onions en un Merengue.

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sittin’ in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Night Boat 🚢 to CAIRO, with port calls in STYX and the Gulf of ‘America’.

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.    From : Distant Light, which according to The Hollies is the last thing everyone sees before anyone steps or drops onto my SAIL.

… basically a blog for personne with no-point of view and as blind as he [personne] can see (punto y coma) best read in a no-where land :

https ://www .rtbf .be /les-beatles-en-studio-on-entend-lennon-et-mccartney-rire-en-composant-day-tripper

It’s an “oriental thing”
Ewe wouldn’t understand.

For context, please be advised that this bateau is fully-full, and now that the King has boarded this most non-consequential cruise to the underworld Öüï can sail out from the dock.

https ://www .npr .org /2026/08/28 /norways-king-harald-v-dies-king-haakon-viii

Along with the King, is the Clown, the Country Music Queen and of course the polkadot peddler who decorated Mí (Charon) with fiery eyes just like Virgilio did in the Aeneid, all are on board and the skiff (Ewe guessed It!) is made from Norwegian Would ; in other words Odysseus, “qué huevos del ganso en oro de MACUSPANA ni que ocho cueros curtidos en chapa d’oro”, la historia de Roma nace de Troya y no de una pinche loba.

Roast 🐽 in 🐷 peace 🪖 (punto y coma) Eye tells Ewe what Jacob, you son of a bitch, Le Kombucha sure is making John Heilemann look rough! YIKES! That’s some evil bootleg-grade 🍸hooch youse ingesting Now.

Any hoot, unpleasant as it may be on a Norwegian Cruise where Dolly and Yayoy are on, an unpleasant stowaway “worthy” of the label butcher in a GODWIN sort of way cheated the manifest list. Normally, which is to say never, do Öüï throw any passenger overboard, Eye mean—The Butcher is dead, Death did her part and Öüï’s not about to tell A TALL COOL WOMAN IN A BLACK DRESS that there is no room on the vessel to take the most-vile of Serbian generals to his final destination, which Öüï can assure will not part-on Dolly’s track.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /en /international /2026/08/28 /former-war-commander-ratko-mladic-to-receive-full-state-honors-in-serbia

In local news, with Mladić’s passing the title for the undisputed label of “the epitome of evil” is vacant and Russian commentator Xenia Fedorova, of Russian propaganda and CNEWS fame has her bloody (literally) roubles on an up-and-comer JEW who’s working on a NAZI dream in the role of Donald John Trump‘s, White House Deputy Chief of Staff for POLICY.

For Latin context, please be advised that Pulitzer Prize recipient Jon Meacham es un loquillo, por no decir que’sta tocado.

Minuto informativo — Sleeper Sex with Sam Stein

Please stand-by for coverage in the meanwhile, enjoy Young Monroe.

Saint-Quentin entre Hierba

 

… with Musical Guest : Lady Gaga and the “i want people to see the truth,” marching band.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2010/jul/25 /wikileaks-war-logs-back-story

In search of a more perfect union, Chelsea Manning puts Wikipedia on the map. Sources close to Bradley Edward Manning relay that voices inside Chelsea’s noggin told her that The Nation needed those stories “dumped” in order to live.

Fucking hypocrites, the whole lot of you.

 

On the Menu:
Wabbit Scalia with Aspersions on The Asparagus.

“hi… how are you?… im an army intelligence analyst, deployed to eastern bagdad … if you had unprecedented access to classified networks, 14 hours a day, 7 days a week for 8+ months, what would you do?”

2010 – WikiLeaks publishes the first of hundreds of thousands of classified documents disclosed by the soldier (airman, marine, seaman) now known as Chelsea Manning.

Boneless Sleep with Chicken Sex

 

Sixteen Candles after Julian Assange released the ‘Reykjavík Report’ another “report”, this one on the CBS Network of the PARAMOUNT + Family, is getting nabbed ; and isn’t it ironic, Jon Batiste… “don’t you think?” that the single from Jagged Little Pill with that track, Ironic, was relased 14 Years earlier on “ASH WEDNESDAY” week in 1996!!!

Paramount Front… it’s a put on

 

What are the odds, Donnie Deutsch, what are the odds that Joe Scarborough is going to purchase another yacht (on credit) with Pam Bondi’s news about the DOW, man—the dow.

Get Back, Andrew… with your “California Grass” bead wrist band, and your unbuttoned French Cuffs with that Black Precious on your ring-oh digit. Get Back Sorkin.

 

Dad jokes with Jon Mich-Um — ¡Qué huevos!!!

Dear, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you know i loved you, but Öüï now knows that your EGO could not let go of my Eggo™, with this in mind, thank you Justice Bryers for TIMING your retirement, you are so cool you make Dreyer’s™ ICE CREAM look like a melting ICEBERG.

SteRuhl saved The BriWi Show.

With that in mind, FULL-DISCLOSURE:

The following post is a tribute for the greatest streak of squeaky-clean, IRRÉPROCHABLE Dad Jokes based the following Tinder post (removed by the moderators):

Day 13: SHE RESPONDED!! Read it all, smile, cringe, laugh. Thanks for being a part of this journey :)… Publié par: u/Accomplished_Humor55… 12 hours ago at 0500h

Megg’s did not deserve you…
take it from a Megg-seecan

 

https ://www .nytimes .com /2022/01/26 /climate /iceberg-a68a-antarctica .html

THE KING IS GONE BUT {He} IS NOT FORGOTTEN

And, Katty Kay, it takes a special {kind of} “son of a bitch” to bring the Soul out of the cringiest type of comedy… the kind oNe might run into on FOX News TiBi.

But furr‘st, the KNEWS:

https ://www .bloomberg .com /news /articles /2022-01-26 /emails-cast-doubt-on-johnson-s-denials-over-afghan-animal-rescue

— Leave the Afghans, take the Pussies.
Eye swears to Allah,
that Jon Meacham can’t write this
shit material up.

And in Paris, France, Madame Hidalgo is “Rocking in the Free World” and Louis Pasteur is eradicating chronic crackhead poverty, as Öüï speaks, of page Tú of N° 3701 of 20 minutes in France.

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2022 /jan /26 /homeless-los-angeles-super-bowl

Page 10, Mathématiques — Logique (ibid.)

Behind basic logic, there’s Boolean algebra, which allows to model all logical statements and reasonings by means of three basic operations: “and”, “or” and “not”, i.e. the passage from true to false.

Over on the Joe Rogan Show… “Donkey Juice” Cures Covid.

https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v= Zk6KiP7iQgo

Dear, Stephanie Ruhle, Öüï does not select the TANK Tops, nor the content on THE mtv.
Money for Nuttin’ and yer’ Chicks are free-range… The Best Huevos, pues.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /culture /article /2022/01/27 /neil-young-met-sa-menace-a-execution-sa-musique-va-etre-retiree-de-spotif _6111131_3246 .html

Hey, hey, my—my… Eye will do anything for LOVE (of money) but I WON’T DO THAT.