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Deer, LORDE!!! … Get off that Horse, Kerschovas

In Paris, Denisa Kerschovas went Mid-Evil on Tim (not That One, Burton):

Uneaten cupcakes with the Batman logo could still be seen on the ground inside police tape hours after the shooting.

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP)… I told y’all that it would be in Burton’s style, –ask Hombres G.

 

An starring as El Hingenioso Idalgo, in Le Mans de La Mancha (urbana), Denisa Kerschovas… back then they just call Em# sacks, Jeffrey.

 

Happiness is a warm gun 🙃

This of course if you are new to this diatribe, is an INTER°MISSION for a Memorial in Texas and a reminder that with the support of ELON MUSK, the Brooklyn Bridge can be the beautiful bridge to a better CHINESE DEMOCRACY on both sides of the ATLANTIC… heck, we’ll have that Ken Burns motherfucker shoot a pretentious documentary for the Sacre Beaubourg, as the good people on the MorJo Show catch-up to our YESTERDAY triangulation with FLORENCE en la LUNA of ARTS et MÉTIERS (Métro Line 3 and 11) during our one-güey communication ex-change with Satan’s lover, the one and only, Senator Claire McCaskill³… look it up, it’s under the tag, “Lucifer”

And oh, the impetus of Susana Poveda@ fip dot Mingus Mangos Mandas para Mando, who knot to be outdone by the Disneyland Tokio 🗼, she rolled out her word Kamasutra on-air.

Eye will tell Ewe this, though … Audio with Musk smells like a demagogic possession “BATMAN”… are you gonna eat that cup cake?

³~. https ://www .nytimes .com /2023/05/24 /nyregion /brooklyn-bridge–140–years.html

Originally posted on 21/09/21… pleased to meet you, hope Ewe guessed my métier in Arts. It’s a High School Diploma from the University of Texas at El Paso. Goooooo, Miners.

And, Susana PUBeda… NO INSISTAS!!! Mí Cucharón belongs to Natalie Piole… hang on, NAT_A_LIE… gotta’ juxtapose the motherfucking humanity on the Knews. Hang on, womaN, i’m coming.

School shooter asks for mercy from life sentence; teacher, principal want him to stay in prison, period!

Jeffrey Collins
May 23, 2023

https ://apnews .com /article /townville-school-shooting-jesse-osborne–

Dear, Senator McCaskill… Jesús, that motherfucker, was a Communist.

Los hilos de Sasha. The Devil is in the Mephistopheles de Los Zodíaco en Cuernavaca, Botzaris…

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, where thee Da Vinci Moon 🌙 has nothing to do with Florence, even though Vinci is, as Toscanini knows, in Toscana and Florence, as the BENDITA agence france presse knows, will forever be tied to G.G. Luna en Nueva York, New York.

Great 🦈 White goes here…
Sirens who know

Afterglow… never mind them daft punks with the Helmet, they drink Mimosas for breakfast.

Know that IT!,
Is an Amazon’s favorite.

Here are the spirits that youse gonna need, Issy, wüėrã…youse gonna need a Hurricane Glass:

🍹

1 oz. (30ml) Spiced Rum 🏴‍☠️
2 oz. (60ml) Blue Curacao 🇨🇼
4 oz. (120ml) Pineapple 🍍 Juice
Splash Ginger 🫚 Beer 🍺
Garnish: Pineapple 🍍 Leaves/Cherry 🍒

‘member now, Claire, Jésus owes mi Five bucks… and that’s the thing about Scripture, it has no PRIME numbers in its para-bolas. It’s the top of The First, and Nicolle Wallace has not even screamed at the Teleprompter to, “delete” its Twitter™️™️™️ account.

¿Alfonsina?… Eye never paid-her them Five bucks that she lent, Mí. Dommage.

 

After Dawn makes her orbit, it’s another edition of our femina section, “Viejas Feas!”, in the meantime, here’s Claire and friends, featuring Katie Phangs and Katty Kay.

Ibid.

A.I.? … that platform owes Mí an essay — Ketch-up

I think I’m Turning Japanese… i really think so.

https ://www .rollingstone .com /culture /culture-features /texas-am–chatgpt-ai-rodeo-clown-instructor-flunks-students-false-claims

Issy, Alex Wagner … Le Guizamo’ un güevo es el próximo Francis Bacon 🌡️for Taco Tus Theys en Hilo, Hawaii… where it is Primetime on the Eve of the Feast of the Ascension in Maui… “Tú da’Moon, Alicia, tú da’Moon ».

Let me (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto) first remind mister Rob Courdet (of Made in France, fame… the sound~Cloud) that what his dumb-ass is about to ignore is a draft of an officially censored investigative report about The Year of Mexico in France and The Institute of Mexicans Abroad, at least that was the track until The Ministry of The Interior 🇲🇫 under Manuel Valls and the Secretaría de Gobernación 🇲🇽 of Alejandro Poiré and Osorio Chong labeled me as a persona nada grata, Greta.

With that in mind Rob at fip .fr, what might seem to your Ojos de Perro Azul as a diatribe, is in fact a bibliography in real time, and unlike Artificial Intelligence, which takes it’s cues from data readily available on the interwebs, my entries are usually ahead of the news cycle. Take your First Lady for example, mister Rob, I began my monologue about her well in advance before the (alleged) Hitler youths beat the living chocolate out of her grand-nephew.

https ://rmc .bfmtv .com /actualites/police-justice /violences-contre-le-petit-neveu-de-brigitte-macron-des-agresseurs-presumes-temoignent-sur-rmc _AV-202305170057 .html

For the record, if you continue to ignore my “diatribes,” then I will have no other option but to include [later in the programming] a cutline on under a snapshot there-by closing the circle with Bruno and Sophie Menou reading from a menu at La Fourmi Allée on a late-Septembre afternoon.

 

Meanwhile in ISRAEL 🇮🇱… Le président mexicaine, Andrés M. López O., rappelle au gouvernement israélien l’extradition imminente de l’ancien responsable [et fugitif Tomás Zerón] lié à l’achat du logiciel espion Pegasus et l’affaire Ayotzinapa.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/05/17 /mundo /memo-lasso-dissolves-National Assembly-ends-impeachment-against-him

… while that takes place, I (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto) would first like to apologize to Professor at Princeton University, Eddie Gloude Jr., mostly for as he puts it, “annoying” the former Senator from The Great State of Misery in Saint Louis, Missouri, Claire McCaskill, while she celebrated the Victory over the Boston Red Sox yesterday night on the Deadline Washing~Thon Show with little Nicole Wallace.

Notwithstanding, o como dicen los muy franceses, nonobstant  Senator McCaskill, nevermind FLORIDA, or COLORADO, or Texas, and here is why Professor Gloude, the next time that you give that “context” to your students at Princeton U., as Claire suggests (and I am sure that you do, too) that “the closing of American minds” as you so eloquently put it last night is the mold to which I have been put through ever since I CALLED-OUT a former presidential candidate from that West Texas Town in El Paso, for the conflict-of-interest between his wife and a powerful group of bi-national elites from Chihuahua, Texas and New Mexico; not to mention that “gun-walking” program dubbed “Fast and Furious”, or even the coverage of that “Venezuelan wetback wannabe³” Luis Posada Carriles; and of course, most recently, THE PEGASUS affaire which, like the gun-walking program, I had figured out long before la bendita AFP/ AP/ EFE/ and even NPR had a clue of what was happening under their significant other noses, I just didn’t have the official nomenclature of the LAYERS 🇮🇱 in 🇮🇱 that  🇮🇱 CAKE, yet…

Cus’, this is Thriller! Now go get yer’ fucking shoe-shine box. ATLANTIS ✍️ follows.

 

Sin Embargo! Raquelito, I did have them donkey’s hair on my hand (yo tenía los pelos de LA BURRA en mano)…

³~. An illegal-immigrant charge was less severe than the TERRORIST charges that the anti-Castro militant would have had to face if the son of his former boss, George Herbert Bush (CIA) had not appointed the “SON of A Wetback” to clear Luis Posada Carriles name for the sake of National Security.

 

A funny thing happened on the way to Japan…

 

Where were we wüera?

Ah, sí… with Claire McCass, give it up Claire, and bring your twin sister along with that Amy from Minnie-Sota.

Deer, Mothers of Invention 🇫🇷, page 2 (Supplement*

GAME of THE WEEK

“Just the facts, ma’am », por ejemplo, the fact that on account that one can’t literally make this stuff up, the image above ⬆️ is a fair use of media to show, —not tale (Dr. Ruth* on page 4…. And Cerfie-p, never forget that this here blog is nothing but a draft, the whole Draft, —and nothing but the DRaft*

Sponsored by Claire McCaskill’s Super Cuts™️
—And Senator Claire, please relay to Eugene Robinson to not get all “batty” about what seems like an obsession with Kasie on Way Too Early. It is not. If, Alex Witt or, Lewis Burgdorff, or Yasmin Vassoughian was “manning” the « fountain » they would be the ones in Mom Mars Mars-es-es Mom place, ese.

“Just the facts, ma’am », por ejemplo, the fact that on account that one can’t literally make this stuff up, the image above ⬆️ is a fair use of media to show, —not tale (Dr. Ruth on page 4 (punto y coma) and Cerfie-p, Dr. Ruth is of off-course, in a MEXICAN imaginary place called BAJA CALIFORNIA SUR, better known as Bette (pronounced ‘Betty’, as in Ve-ti a la Xingada) Mildred, but Evryone Knew her as SAMMY. KNoT to be confused with Bette (Pronounced ‘Vete a la Chingada) Midler because that Rose is The ROCKET Queen on the LA Guns scene*

And Cerf-panthère,
the « P » in my Cerfie-p is a closed parenthesis, Ewe just have to think, move, and transfigure yourself between dimension, but yes, Cerfie-p, i dig cunnilingus… and Claire, it’s good to see you wearing your “therapist” glasses (sincerely… Lucifer*

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Tensions are high in at the Snack Machine Wars where Kasie and The Fantanas™️ are set to meet with the « spiritual père » of the haters club, Leny Parskeuuu!!!

🇳🇱 v. 🇺🇦

3️⃣       2️⃣

… “[O]h, The Humanity!*

“¡NO FUE PENAL! ».

Like the last Coca Cola™️ in the Fanta vending machine. When asked FOR COMMENT, “La Pecsi” shrugged (IT! off like a motherfucker * saying only, “what are you talking about?” in Cyrilic.

And in Brussels…

AP LeMire is MIA/AWOL

_ the Canadian Prime Minister is kissing-up to General Mark R. Naird of Space Farce fame on the msnbc’s… [L]ooks like Justin is trying to make a move on a young Kasie Hunt at the NATO Fanta™️ vending machines. For Context, this is part of season 6 where a Young Kasie Hunt is 23 and she is now the SODEXO®️ European Operations General Manager.

… Kasie secured the Fanta account after a successful merger with the Orange Crush™️ and now Prime Minister Trudeau wants to boost the Canada Dry brand with an orange boost.

Uno de febrero… y dos con Sal

Still to come on Ashley TV, “a shirt too large”… and in Kansas City, Claire McCass baked a carrot cake… my favorite, stick around because we are putting the finishing touches to that picture that the former senatx (for the LatinX crowd) requested from u.s., and boy does The Claire looks bare. In the words of the Cerf-panthère, “It’s a one for the…”, anyone? “Two for the show…”, Geronimo!!! “Three to get…”, 3, 2, what? Anyone?

The funds for the Spanish National Football Team’s fencing and ballet lessons came from a grant from The Switzerland after it was revealed that Juan Carlos the FO’ist,The FO’ist, Willie Geist, delivered a lot of money and loot to the Neutral Davos… AND WHAT’s MOORE NEUTRAL THAN An rfi snapshot, A Melting Pot(head) of course, JUST LOOK AT lo variopinto of all those names, from the Á (on the angel, sin tildar) to the little zeta on the Efé (aussie)sin tildar… and if you missed LAS EFéMERIDES from the first draft, Ashley Chevalier, here’s a time-delayed instant RamenDoodle.

https ://www .rfi .fr /fr /sports /20210131-handball-l-espagne-prend-le-bronze-au-mondial-2021-face-à-la-france

Quick Programming Note: a kind reminder to our sponsors at El Patrón’s house, i don’t select the news cycle and the theme is not improvised, think of it as building a newspaper with Tetris pieces.

https ://www .fondation-abbe-pierre.fr /la-fondation-abbe-pierre /la-vie-de-labbe-pierre /appel-abbe-pierre-1er-fevrier-1954

Radio-Luxembourg, 1 de febrero 1954… for the previous 30-days winter was at its whitest, in other words, “Baby it’s cold outside” and so a French Abbé (you know, The Monk) was urged by a journalist to grab a mic and stir insurrection in the name of kindness (bondad, if youse a dirty Spaniard) .:. CBB348D3-7909-4D69-A623-CD9E82F1D8AB 🤾🏽‍♂️ The drama during the previous thirty days was not unlike like Whiteness doubling down on violence on the Asphalt of the current United States, the difference is that when it comes to dealing with winter whiteness one alone cannot reason with them flakes and ICE chunks, just like with them flakes and ICE chunk counterparts in the rank and file of racist police unions, so with that in mind… Yes, it’s true, we probably don’t deserve the space, but then you don’t know, « the rest of the story ».

In Sports, the French National Football Team looses Egypt to The Spanish Armada… those fucken’ Walt Disney Zorros! Nope it’s not what you think; i’m talking about a properly named sport, based on the motherfucking body parts that are used during the competition or friendly match, por ejemplo, Raquelito, check it out, the French didn’t go ahead and invented a set of hands to then go call the sport that uses said extremities attachments one-each Left and Right… and sometimes even ambidextrous to call the Superbowl a game of FootBall‽‽‽ What are you, like Canadians, or something!

Anyway, The France lost Egypt to The Spain, and there is nothing that the King Philippe V can do about it, The France must surrender the Obelisk at Concord Place to Madrid.

… previously on, “may i interest you in a Brazilian?”

Groundhog Phil follows.

Nueva York es un Helado y Francia parece UNA LAGUNA, hay 15° C en la Torre Eiffel and we begin Black History Month in: 

Wait for it, Willie Geist, wait…

Ahhhhh Fuck IT. We Beguine The Beguine in Guadalajara, que es un llano y México? Mexico is what? Memo, Mexico is to France what Torreón (The Watchtower) is to bodies of water, what?

Note to script monkees at the desk:

In local news, February 2 found the so called “winter truce” in France extended until the “surrender Summer”. Schoolyards will remain silent for an additional two weeks in February…

The following is General Arroyo’s reaction when he finds out that an Old Gringo and franco-brasilien Automobile corsair dried up Raymundo, El Palmito y hasta el mismísimo Nazas… de Natchez (if you are in on the joke).

— !AMBROSIO!!!

— Mande usted mi general?

— En Dónde jodidos están los cocodrilos? Y El WaWa, El AGUA—chinga’o, quién diantres se la voló?

— Pos’ quién, mi general? Pa’que CEA’se‽

— Pásame esa carabina, cabrón.

And now you know, how Televisa got it’s SHOCKolate Au LAIT for Five pieces of Quartz.

September 24, 2020 — Entre pavos reales y flamencos

Getting back to El Mes de La Memoria at The White House (1600 Pennsylvania Ave.)…

If you think that it is Way Too Early, for this shit… then you are probably a few days (40 for the election) from finding out what Chile felt when The President of The United States nulled that countries’ ballots… c’mon, Kasie, Ketch-up!

Breaking_News…Terremoto-en-el-Mar-de-China_VICINITY-TOKAI-CENTRAL_in-JAPAN

Meanwhile, en El Mundo de Le Monde… did you ever think, Bruxelles (🇧🇪), that the French medias would get all FLAMENCOS about their « freedom fries?”

… [A]nd Belgium weighs in:

— Not before 11h30 in C.E.T., and never before breakfast.

Flamenco,a, adj. colloquial

1. insolent, defiant
2. a type of art
3. a charming person

Freedom Fries, a « Catch–phrase » invented coined by Nicolle Wallace during her role as Kayleigh McEnany during the time of the U.S. Administration that gave u.s. “the people”, the original recipe for Supreme Court decisions of WHO gets to PLAY president of THEM united states of america.

… [A]nyhow, as you are probably not aware, the staff of this most non–consequential blog is on hiatus, and Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo is playing the role [very badly] of Wolfman Jack [motherfuckers].

—Wanna know what grinds my coalition?

That’s right non-listeners, the thing that really makes Mí spin in place is the improper use of a Hawaiian shirt, especially when you strap a semi-automatic weapon of war over, IT, in the name of nativism. If that’s how you “3” percenters choose to go to war, then öüï demand that all of your female ranks arrive in  itsy-tiny-weenie-polka dot-bikinis, Yeah Buddy!

— And for the record, while the powers that be circumvent the next processes of a General Election, here’s a blast from the past, it’s called “Hamburgers in Paradise”:

Previously on...

Previously on:
This Week in History with Colonel Reid .:. C1874427-9FB9-40D9-ADC5-23F7E325CDA2 🗃 https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/10/15 /this-week-in-history-today/

 

This week in History… today

21 de septiembre — Edición mañanera con Mars Mom

Deer, Yasmin V… you’re not fooling anybody with that “Eye’m Batman on the 3rd shift,” jazz.

And in Washington, the Health Secretary has prohibited  the FDA and the CDC from approving and/or signing any food and health policies into effect on account that GOYA FOODS and, the celebrated LABORATORIOS CAMACHO (en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas) will have supreme authority to deliver America “the goods”.

Musical Guest, “Appetite for Destrucción” lip–synching their number 9-track: Now Eye Gets Up Around Whenever… Indeed, Mars Mom, in•deed—Zeppelin goes here.

And Claire McAss, please don’t wait for The Band’s cover of “November Rain” on account that Victoria’s Secret has buried that pompous anthem along with Jefferey Epstein… or the guy who played him on a New York holding tank; bee–Cause, öüï left a Sticky Note®️stating that the ENTIRE staff at QAnon knows that Jefferey Epstein is not dead, and that the Trump’s personal government–appointed lawyer is going to figure out how to extract the socialite femina that used Victoria’s Secret brand to lure chicas to Prince Andrew’s cabaña at Epstein’s Evil Island [on-the-record] fuck den. IT’S TWUE!!!

Hoy no hubo jazz, Batman.

Hoy no hubo jazz, Batman… it turned out that on their way to the Parisian style pagoda, Claire and her patient made a pit-stop in Kansas City, Moore specifically,  at a joint where Claire chopped her splits, it was called… Basie’s Seven, or some kind of Heaven, like that. _–•!•–_ The thing is, for those of you Knot reading the scroll, this is where Ashley Parker’s waitress role comes into Play.

After the break, a young Senator Claire MacCaskill plays the role of a shrink with a knack for hot—steamy—yoga positions and then proceeds to fornicate with Mr. Morningstar… at her OZARKS fuck den, yeah, Buddy.