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Thanks giving, they… Hecho en México (Cinéma Lilas 20éme Arrt.)

Previously on :

🤠 🎶 I came here (🇨🇵) looking for Something

 

The Harder They Come the higher the Cliff, Bay-Bee… on Les Rues de Champs—les—Boulangers de Las Calles³ de Cinéma Christine (Barrio Latino).

 

I couldn’t find anywhere else (🇲🇽),
Hey, I’m not tryin’ to be nobody  (Bud Spencer)
I just wanna chance to be myself 📐

Up next it’s the Washington 🏀 Generals, will they fucking once-and-for Ol’ beat the Harlem ⚙️ Globetrotters, who knows? It’s Santa Catarina’s oasis on Sally’s burnt-out hearts club band.

Live from la Place Monge… Sally can fucking wait, mate 🧉.

Get Yer’ Motor Runnin’… Stranger Things souvenir.

 

November Nugget: Eye Really Want To Be In L.A.

Jam On It, Juanito Guanavacoa… jam on it³.

En contexto para Miles Davis⁹ con Marjolena en S’il-en-Zio.

Previously on, “Tu vuo’ fa’ l’americano”…
⁹~. Eye told Ewe’ol that I could see The INSEE for Miles.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /rencontre-avec-purse_snatchin-karmitz-autour-du-cinema-NAPOLITANO-louvre

“We’ve used text-to-speech technology to translate these questionnaires, but we’d like to test these translations to see if they’re good enough and intelligible enough, and I’d like to know if it would be possible to… yada, yada, yada …

Full Buck Moon on the 4th of July… and if you buy D.A.T. you will get a mattress for our 4th of July edition of: Baby You’re a Rich man’s girl.

[Informations Mains Libres: Enquête Sans Domicile ; Insee]

https ://www .insee .fr /fr /metadonnees /source /serie /s1002

To Serve and Protect, from L.A. with love… I’ve seen this episode of The Streets of Bakersfield too and it goes like this, “I came here looking for something, I couldn’t find anywhere else ” :

En France, la carte de séjour compétences et talents était un titre de séjour qui a été créé par une loi du 24 juillet 2006, avant d’être supprimé en 2016³.

³~. I have it on good authority to release the following and arc da’Fuck out of the Plan Merida of 2007 and my visit in the Fall of 2010 to the French Consulate on Highway 66 in El Ey: that the “compétences” part of the iniciative was NIXED with Mí in mind*.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Carte_de_sejour_competences_et_talents

It will be issued to Indian computer scientists, but not to Beninese doctors, because their country needs them.

Elle a été remplacée par la carte de séjour Passeport Talent.

… and thus, The Masked Singer was created for the good people of France.

El Jam de las Causas de Juanito Guanavacoa
ad hoc chilango para Tierra Caliente en décalage… but that is just the Mexican president speaking about Hípolito’s murder under HIS NARCO ESTADO, which he (Francisco Belmont) inherited and is now OVERSEEING, en Apatzingán… just like CALDRÓN, in the years of SARKOZY did.

Light my voice recognition translator.
Well Ewe know that it would be untrue, 🔥💃🏻

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Ad_hoc_hypothesis

It’s the What IF, we get lucky in France refugee defense.

³~. Qué sería de Alain Rouquié sin ex~policias judiciales como usted². Gracias a ustedes, los movimientos franceses le dieron la versión Amerigo Vespucci a las “auto defensas” de Miranda, y ya para el 3er Festival de Cinito Mexicano en Paris, Juanito y Pablo se hicieron para el lado del Nopal en la zona de tolerancia de Pigalle.

Hoy, 2 de Julio del 2023, Franciso Belmont se indigna con la muerte del Che Guevara. Al mismo tiempo, recibe su MOCHADA de la cámara de comercio en la américa latina del IHEAL (Sorbonne, annexo¹), and to quote Chucho Salinas, of Luis Echeverria fame at “El Blanquita⁸”, “en El frontón a eso se le llama “ chayote en especie”.

¹~. À la Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux en Versailles.

But First, let the record show that JUANITO Guanavacoa is pandering to Alain Rouquié on his show and he just bumped SoFy Velasco to the second hour of his apologiste spectacle for the Blues Men en Andalusia y Montpellier.

And, Martin at the Bagagerie del bendito instituto de estadísticas francesas de los franceses en francia… have you ever been to Torreón? Not nécessairement to the watchtower, all along la colonia Roma de tu embajador en México?

Oh, say can you fuckers see?

²~. Y que chingue a su madre Maxin aussi… but let the décalage fellow alone, Brasil is already fucked, so let’s switch it over to LA PORTE DES LILAS where Juanito Guanavacoa is clowning around with music that his harmonica does not understand.

Now, then… with this being Summer in Paris, Juanito Guanavacoa is going to slowly turn his propaganda into the news d’actualité en su pinche rancho de Méxique, but like they say in Botzaris, “when the cats go on vacation, a las ratas les brotan alas como alacranes de Oberkamfpt.”

The following event is sponsored by PROMéXICO and La Chambre de Comercio de América latina en La Porte de Versailles. ELITISMO vende PATRIA.

{or}

as President Sarkozy once said on wikipedia tv:

… It is a question of organizing not a brain drain but a circulation of $kill$.

or maybe it was his Immigration Tsar who said that.

And as that takes place, Juanito talks MEXICO narco-news, under pressure. Meanwhile, his Franchute audicene is living the dream in all of the VAcations SPots around their colonies, including OAXACA y MICHOACAN.

NAturally, Juanito will focus on “the viagras” just like President Emmanuel Macron focused on video games to bottle-up the latest police incident avec un POC with issues. And please, Susanita, don’t even get me started with “los templarios”.

In local news, “Leave the Gun, take the cannoli »…

1, 2, 3, patada y cod 🐟🐠🎣

Café Tacuba before the Hawaii Incident, the fire 🔥 thank doG, was put out with Chinese Spaghetti on The Democracy of the Guns.

 

After the Break, the Al Freddo Salsa Ensamble shows you how to tie 👔 a knot 🪢 with your 👅, right now Öüï catches up with “la argentina” where ‘boludo’ took the cannoli and jammed his gun. I Literally–Can’t–Make–This–Shit–Up.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr/francemusique /soupcons-de-liens-entre-placido-domingo-et-une-secte-le-point-sur-l-affaire -3388022

Try the elitists AP courses, o {¡háblele!}.

 

Across The Atlantic, current Vice-President Cristina Fernández 🇦🇷 refused to sleep with the fishes. And in the U.S. of A., scholastic achievement in Math and English dropped but on the Bright Side of death, all students from K1 to K12 are experts at hunkering down under their desks just like their great–grand parents did with “The Bomb”.

Based on “El Cuarto de La Rocha” y “El General de Natalia Almada”, brought to you by France Culture, anciennement du cœur.

Dear, Mediapart, this 🕸️ is what a Newfont looked like in 2013, i just didn’t have the technology to show Raphaël Moran what Los Amigos de Francia en PUEBLA LOOKED LIKE.

https ://www .space .com /james-webb-space-telescope-odd-ripples-image

 

Squircular rings for Victory!!!

And now, it’s time for Something new for The Préfecture de Paris, and Katty Kay, here is why, because back in 2013, the good ‘fonctionnaire’ in charge of STONEWALLING my process, could not get–IT!, into their dossiers PARA étrangers, that the technology of the THEY was not adequate enough to show…

In SPANISH, the Mediapart scoop is only HALF of what López Obrador is doing with JUANITO GUANABACOA’S last EMPLOYER (la policía judicial) before he had to move to Japan!!!… and besides, the SOURCE is OLD, simón—que–$í.

… to the Very French, what the election of 2018 in Mexico was going to look like, ESPECIALLY when the new and improved FRENCH gendarmerie had just secured a contract to train the Mexican fédérales. That particular package included a couple of COUGARS, both from the Alliance Française 👯 and the “concurrencía” 🚁 at the War College in West Point.

Any how, the task involved was never to predict who the winner of the MEXICAN election would be (Bernardo Gómez of Televisa Déportées), in ALL of the exchanges which followed I ran into the MAIN stonewall hindering my journalistic project, which in France, only good little Mexican bastards from El Tecnológico de Monterrey at SciencesPo or Sorbonne could engage in… I am of course name-dropping Raphaël Moran from rfi, right here, and that’s all that I am going to say, because the THEN neighbor of Pablo Gleason at La Placé d’Italie was the head honcho of the latinoaméricanos en la ‘bendita’ Agence France Presse at La Bourse, esquina con Vivianne, COLBERT and, The French Society of Photography (magnum) y Reporters Sans Frontières.

In CyberNews… Twitter is about to GET ON MY draft groove.

 

The best water, comes from Santa Qatarina, Nuevo Lyon

GACHUPINES con GUAYABERA in CUBA and VERACRUZ follows (fascism for the good masses), period!

 

Los Hilos de Sasha en las bragas de Hidalgo… and before mister BARBOSA misinterprets, please be reminded that when Antonio Aguilar crooned the first ever “Rancho Grande” over satellite communications, en el ‘supremo gobierno’ de los EEUUMM, Gustavo Díaz Ordaz commissioned Antonio’s calzones to el ‘tiro’ en El bunghole★ del ranchero tejano, Lyndon Baines Johnson’s.

★~. 👖entrejambe

Sponsored by the Agence France Presse and The Mexican consulate in Paris, France.

Ask yourself, if you follow the CitÉ poliTicks at l’universite de Paris, why did the JALISCO ambassador stay in office at Longchamps after “el peje” won the populus ELECTION?

The Answer My Friend…

Is Blowing in CARLOS SLIM’S 💋 lips.

DRINK KALUAH COFFEE MIX

With All Due Respect to San Ignatius de Los WaPos goes here, ISSY—context for Jamal Khashoggi’s wife goes here.

Step right in Eye has Six of these babies in stock ready to quench that Canicula³ like a freezed-damped WaWa lingette through le ARC de Triomphe².

Drink Beer or Die
… motherfuckers hijos de puta
… et al.

Sponsored by ScienesPo and Alain “GATT” Rouquié.

Alain Rouquié is on VACATION and could not be reached for comments, Latin American culos cocked blocked the encounter… and then they INSTALLED a kool-aid guru in Pemex to quench LA INTERNACIONAL SOCIALISTA thirst for POPULIST POWER

 

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If-and-Only if you call now in the next HAAB¹ you will also get a Topo Chico with Lime.

https ://www .mayaarchaeologist .co .uk /public-resources /maya-world /maya-calendar-system/

In case you missed it, our blog centers in México [wit acento en LA eh], however, it would mean NUTTIN’ if the issues that I raise, would not affect the whole of humanity, —and la bendita Francia también.

WaWa Wars…
now infused with Narco Gwar supplements.

Must be a gear head to participate. Restrictions apply. Coma Frutas y Verduras.

 

Naturally… 🥑 ∆ 🥑

 

³~.

Officially, Florida Gates is a dick… Viejas Feas rock

²~.

Peep Ol’s Try To Put US Down.

 

[Context for, it rhymes with… goes here]

¹~. https ://www .eluniversal .com .mx /nacion /sociedad /asi-surgio-la-frase-haz-patria-mata-un-chilango

 

Entonces, doña Cesca (de la rue) Rigoles

Note to programmers. Corsican coodies are a hell-Ova sting. On/In another edition i might talk it over con El Sapo, relay it over to León and then maybe, —maybe— at San Severino, Eye will relay IT!, to Frida.

Los Hilos de Sasha • en colaboración con El Gato Enhuarachado presentan… another of Sun Tzu’s chapter at La Brasserie… now y’all have probably heard of “el gato volador”, ISSY Willie Geist it’s Knot One of Dos. AND Sam Stein, as a bullfighter yourself (check the scroll) Ewe, Of all Ugly Mexicans should know that it was the very Catalanes (knot Belmondo at Val de Marne) who in 1985 invented FACEBOOK!!! IT’S TROU YOU FOOL! Watch Antoni Ribas’ “El Primer Torero Porno” which–by–the–way is Spain’s doppelgänger version of Neil Israel’s “Bachelor’s Party*”. The Spanish comedy (unjustly relegated to pornsites)  foretells the arrival of a device that can sense and register when a person is in THE PROCESS OF READING A NEWSPAPER (punto y coma) the “device” also logs which page/section D.A.T. the newspaper reader is contemplating.

* If you look beyond the title of Antoni Ribas’ film parody of a period of post-Francoist Spain, you will find that the “tropes and gags” with Israel’s “Bachelor Party” stop at the following:

  1. Oversexed/overdosed donkey (🙈) … probably imported from Tijuana.
  2. An erotic nightclub (sans penis ni vulva) puro show. 🙉
  3. Brest-es-ES, TiTis, Boobies and, of course Bum-bumbs. 🙊

🎶 Bar, visite nuestro bar (MASKedition)

https ://www .theguardian .com /film /2016 /jan/16 /what-orson-welles-really-thought-about-ernest-hemingway

short of that, Adrianne Elrod, the Spanish reel (not to be confused with El Real in Madrid) tackles issues of unemployment, feminism, ABORTION, political Technocrats infatuated by-the-then recent nostalgia of a by-gone Fascist regime in Catalunya, work-ploxtaition by nightclub empresarios, and immigrant “niñeras” from where else, but La France del BelMondo de Val de Marne… check the posters at the scene of “el camerino”… (not to be confused with Canal 26 de Aguascalientes TV).

Right now, our most esteemed (character) Fenster the copy editor is going to review Last Week to They and FO’D.A.T. Öüï Switch IT! over to El Chuco where Mister Voto Latino himself transliterated Sun Tzu’s Cuarta Transformación of Chapter 4 in the Art of RAW.

••• Don’t

YA HAY MARCHA EN NUEVA YORK, Nacho, and here is why:

Pussy, not a nut sack is now the norm when streaking the Baseball Field. And fans seem to be OK with it. Evil Empire loyalists from the disgusting Yankees even came up with a kind of, sort ah, relative cántico honoring the brave pussy:

Brave cats know that “Transparency will lead to rejection”, but when right matters nevermind The Evil Umpire.

Let’s Go CAT! Let’s Go CAT!

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Nacho_Cano

••• Go

Y como dicen en El Paso, Texas: TE LO DIJE, and here is why Nicolle:

Mexican Foreign Relations Honcho, and the former best mayor in latin America, Marcelo Ebrard saw the opportunity and he took it. And i did tell you that Texas was going the way of México (punto y coma) and here’s how the PRESUNTO Alcalde CULPABLE of the recent Metro line 12 disaster in Mexico City did it:

MARCELLO Ebrard (the Mexican Mike Pence) not only understood the 4th Chapter of the Transformación de López Obrador, but also the importance of Texas democrats defending their existing positions, which they could not do because they are currently engaged on another Front in front of Capitol Hill in WaWa Land.

••• Anywhere!

After the break, bouncer (cadenero) expert, and Babylon II Mayor, Bill De Blasio explains the next scene in the voice of Orson Wells…. wait for it, wait, in the mean time the student may, if s/he pleases review Héctor Lechuga’s classic “Adios Guayabera Mia”, which will segue onto El Palacio de Tokio en París (2012) where a “Cañonazo de $50,000 U.S.” was seen written on The Wall. Blue Demon was “El Maestro de Ceremonias” y JoLoPo ’76 the star of that gallery.

From page 188/9 of Le Peuple du Toro*) an excerpt of Orson Wells in Spain —_•!•_— Parasitismo Émotionnel:
Une espèce de gens [qui] vivent des combats de toros. Económica y también emocionalmente parce qu’il y a maintenant une nouvelle génération entière d’étrangers qui aussi bien que d’Espagnols passe un été entier pour aller de place en place assister à ces corridas…

•••

 

Preposterous: contrary to reason or common sense

Police confiscating water from thirsty white people!!!

Ingrates!!!

Ingrates… Paris water is the best ; the Prefecture at Cité on the other side of the Seine, THEM fuckers have some Kinks on their Matrix… them other feller’s out–of–uniform is undercover brothers.

preliminary reports relay that The WaWa Raid was because of the growing epidemic of calls to Arnold Scharzanegger complaining that They, stole the WaWa ; and that, They, stole the Land ; and that, They… you’ll get the Pixar®️, eventually.

… [D]e los cables: Fernando no es gerundio, dice la AFP. Armando P2 reporta.

Paris, Tejas _ Roberto es un robin jud indefinido, por las mañanas no sabe si sus instintos IRAN a ser bandidos de El Paso and rob the cantina or, Chuck Todd, if ese pinche rober even knows that a crime was committed.

anuncio: Touch Too Much

EYE SEA U Standing

EYE SEA U Standing

Another tree bit the SAWdust to light little Gustavito Up…. Rocket Queen follows: