A good-faith piñata and a plethora of Clash!

Le BAC de AL

The Election wasn’t STALIN!

C’mon Évry-body (Eddie Cochran)

https ://twitter .com /SegoArma /status /1638445370383425538? s=20

Still to come, Mikaela jumps the cow.


In this section of your BAC, the student will triangulate and explain why a former henchman and, United States’ Senator from Minnesota needs a limo like a Lame-O.

º BAC:

https ://www .tf1info .fr /education /bac-2023the subject and the answer key for the mathematics track test -2251494 .html

If you prefer… Ewe may draw Mí a picture and head over to La Médiathèque de la Canopée and audition for a chance to play music for the RATP at one of their “sets” where i sleep. The event is peddled by fip dot fr, so there’s that… where do you think that Sirène steals her chants and melodies from, the Music Conservatory?


º BAC:

Who’s gonna fix your wild 🐗 bac?

(unité de police)
French Anti-Crime Squad.

º BAC :

In this section, Emily Munera will explain why la hache en “Bach” es muda 🎻, pero no sorda 🎹.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0077147 /characters /Decline’s henchman -Al Franken

Over at the Peacock’s house, the first piñata on the set was a Mika Fest over the slopes 🎿, but of course it is, of course it was! But that has nothing to do with Mí because there is no Bridge there, and even if there was, “a confounded bridge” D.A.R.E., then Öüï would just fly over that arc.

On the same set, Mika shot her video operator monkee after the media editor failed to erase Serial eater and former Reaganist-Floribama congressperson, Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third, from the split screen on her Morjo Show.


R.I.P. “TJ” the live-feed video editor monkee.

All Your Need Is Cash

All Your Need Is Cash.


Here’s what the Morjo papers are saying:

Scarborough had the audacity to stuff his pie-hole with the cereal prop on that set, —a big NO on live-reruns.

Any Karni is live from the Bodega where Scarborough staches the Cereal from the set. Take it away, Annie.

How Mara Gay’s parents met.

Oh, my Lucky Day! … told y’all that it was an L.A. Story

THREE AMIGOS!, follows:

Previously on “Romancing The Stone”, Esmeralda was looking up Roxanne’s Quarks on the Wikipedias:
Jefe: I have put many beautiful piñatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little sup’rises.
El Guapo: Many piñatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?


And in Paris, France, it’s night of the leprechauns part Tú, to celebrate the occasion, a Special Nighttime Edition of National Sports They is in effect, if you are currently making your way to the Louvre access to the shitty American mall at La Bourse de Pinault, please be advised that “da’Man” just locked the gates and the Kids are alright, on their way to la Place de La République on account that the Place de La Concorde is sealed like a pornstar at a Trump party…

Tonight i get to have a fireplace. It’s not cozy, but look at those optics.

… Good night, and good luck because in Hilo, Hawaii, La Kerschovas just sealed Last Week To They with spackling on them Frosted Snowflakes Charms, talk about Lucky leprechauns en l’Allegreto dans une Tati™ bah… bag full of piñas, piñatas y piñones. A whole PLETHORA OF Ñ’es-ese.

Deer, Katie Phangs… Forget Donald Trump

¿Dónde la escondes, Felipe?

Unlike Ewe, Eye wants Évry single U.S. President Arrested and put through a deposition, let The Dominos, fall where they MAY!  And here is why, José* (pronounced Yo Sé), because what GUANTANAMO BAY is to the George W. Bush presidency, so too is NAYIB BUKELE‘s 🇸🇻 “aikido” mega 18th Street Pinto league prison. And here is why, Osler Perucho, but first let Mí ask you (cocksuckers) how is that French Vacation in 🇵🇪 El Cusco 🇵🇪, fucker?

*~. Jose is a fellow from the most exclusively open club in Paris, France, and he requested from me a few weeks ago to address the Mara Salvatrucha’s new housing facilities in That part of the 🌎 that FATHER JAMES argues that it is in [SouthCentral América.

Just the facts, fire for adjust, 3 clicks SouthEast, direction Corona/Riverside.

Meanwhile at the OCDE in BOULOGNE 75000 CEDEX, it’s viva la revolución institucionalizada en FRANCIA.

Todo En Todos Lados

https ://www .swissinfo .ch /spa /ocde-francia_L’OCDE-demande-à-la-France-de-relever l’âge-de-la-retraite-au-delà-de-62-ans /47121660

Come to “El Niño”

🇵🇪 Mientras tanto en los márgenes de El Perú… Allá en Botzaris, Osler Amaro se encuentra en el ojo de don Ciclón, mientras INTI se va derechito a LA VERGA. Pero no sé lo vayas a decir a Equador 🇪🇨

… however, Eye would be satisfied with this here .45 put through the melting process.

O’kbras, Carlos Salinas de O’Kbras

uh-ah uh ah ah uh ah ah

uh-ah uh ah ah uh ah ah… You’ve been THUNDER STRUCK ⚡

In Local pubs, it’s FAKE in-dignation and champagne to drown las apariencias

Oblah Odin o’Valhalles de Normandy, —Batman!

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/03/17 /opinion /macron-affront-antidémocratique

Vilma Fuentes goes in-cognito en La Jornada, but Évry body can see her COL-ONIA Con-Desa péjorativisms criticizing the technocrats* that are about to install (or so it seems) France’s SIXTH REPUBLIC.

Previously on VOSTB ( Version Original sous-titres In Between).

Now then, as JUANITO GUANABACOA prepares his Sunday Show, and Sophie Velasco narrates her little fucking “cuentos”… now again, Eye tells Ewe that if you think that the ONLY thing! or, that the only tangent that a little ol’country called the Mexican United States has with ol’éIRE are the GLEASONS and that batallion that fought the ol’gringos en CHURUBUSCO, then you clearly have never heard about a man that was once as “un-mentionable” as St. Nic at a White House Easter Egg hunt.

*~. It doesn’t matter if these so-called “camarillas” are, as this week’s opinion column without the by-line at La Jornada, an affront en contra de CARLOS SALINAS de GORTARI¹, because you may trace doña Vilma’s indignation all the way back to the Mexican President that gave proceso magazine’s correspondent in France, Anne-Marie Mergier, her first break in the 1950’s, or maybe it was them “Indignez-vous” Sixties, which as I have mentioned a time or two before, I HAPPEN TO HATE, starting with those fucking TAX-Evading RUTLES!

North – South corridor of Renard… and Cousin Joe, are foxes Irish?


It was part of the curse that The Saint Patrick Battalion en el estado de Cuernavaca brought durante el Segundo Imperio Francés. Some say that on this particular weekend, the French Foreign Legion forces deployed on the outskirts of Tecate, CALIFORNIA (hey, it’s 1847 and califas remains part of Santa Anna and check this out) got a leprechaun to fuck a goat and thus, El Chupacabras was spawned from the belly of an banshee on holiday, drunk on Carta Blancas en Calexico.

There Ewe Go Again… JOE. You know, the Poles are talking.

Baby Blue’s out – Green Psaki gets a pass on at the peacock bar

… Over at the Ari Melver Show… It’s the men show



Previously on, “A Bridge Too Far”: The Arrival


Los FIVES de Nuevo Lyon 🪗🥁🪘🎺🎷

Act III:

And, Christophe… “Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!
Truman Burbank


Upon arrival, Öüï discovered that the bridge was burned down, and then Eye remembered that it was Mí who blazed that fucker like the wooden structure [that] was carved out of oak from Champagne, and which was used as THEE LED FLÈCHE de Notre-Dame de Paris.

🇻🇪 🦁 🍾 🦊 🇪🇸

But hey, Ms. Amira AL-SHARIF, you don’t hear Igor Stravinsky complain, why that there motherfucker is getting a new CHAPOteadero at the aforementioned Beaubourg, in the context of ACT II.

For context please refer to the Spanish Tourism Outreach Tours to listen to the part when the History of The World arrived to TAX THEY 2019 to hear the part about how the fire that captivated the current U.S. Transportation Secretary, is also paying for “la manita de gato” that Paris is currently getting. Knot saying that it’s a conspiracy, only saying that the champagne tax is one hell of an impôt if it can fund the frenchiest of makeovers.

https:// www .asale .org /damer /chapoteadero

Jeopardy is for fags, Willie GEIST, for fags, Eye tells Ewe!!!


Entonces, señorita Amira AL-SHARIF, as I was telling you yesterday, it’s rather timely that your slides made it to Saint James² right before The Arrival of the most important work of History in the history of history’s history. Now if you think that the eet in the frame above is there by coincidence then Ewe clearly haven’t HO’id about the INVERTED TEE; the Romans used to tie the enemies of The Republican Party to an upright T and then flip the son-of-a-bitch like this:

In cognitive science, Sean Penn* refered to “eet” like so:

Curb Your Dæmonic Enthusiasm.

²~. The truth valuefalse‘, or a logical constant denoting a proposition in logic that is always false (often called “falsum” or “absurdum”).

It’s so true it’s fucking absurd.

https:// en. wikipedia .org /wiki /Truth_value

Track 1, Free Fallin’ : Synopsis de “aquí somos aquí estamos », cont’d from Sunday

In local news, in an unprecedented first, the Olympic Torch will not be lit in a ceremonial rite 🔥 to Helios 🌞 in Athens 🇬🇷  because for the first time in their long list of failures and snafus-es, the Paris Tourism Board did something right.

⁶Repetition en rfpp. net… Get It While You Can!
(Context en el siguiente cuadro para los andaluzes de Guanabacoa).

Page 65 revisited :

I was lucky (after working in radio) … I received the support from Miguel Alemán —W fm boss— to create a CORPORATE image of a HUGE TV corporation.


Alejandro G. Iñárritu
in, Wood, J. ibid

According to sources close to the Royal Spanish Charters, a tourism firm, the nat sounds that can be heard next to the reconstruction chante de la catedral de Nuestra Señora de París, is the sound of “el derrame de donaciones” that almost immediately began to pour for the reconstruction of the structure’s spire.

With variations, but certainly with repetition⁶ the conspiracists jingle is delivered to to the traveling group, “from this place, ladies and gentlemen from the jury,” says the tour guide in full stand-up comedy mode:

… the future olympic flame 🔥 for the 2024 Games will be lit by another flame, which Öüï been told, will be lit with the tizón (ember) of a cigarette end which is currently (as Ewe reads) kept lit by a Chain of smoking foo’s and who been sucking at, It! Since April 25th of 2019.

Preliminary disqualification for all occasions, indeed. It’s like backwards-planning for pessimists who think “that all work and no play make Jacques a dull boy ».


“What I wanna know is who gave this Chunky Basterd’ a Double-Double🍔”.

Sean Penn at the Golden Avocados.

Open Letter to Angela ✊🏾 Davis — A huevo que SY.

Women’s Studies
Winter/Spring Semester 2022/2023
The Importance of Being Freeda de Beaubourg
(3 Cr.Hrs.)
Inquire at the Casting Couch 🛋️ of the European Hospital Georges Pompidou for details, but only if Ewe don’t know what that inscription en La Academia de Salamanca means.
PRE-req: lo que Natura otorgó

La Cágaste Burt Lancaster

Here’s what RAF Sanchez, that Sephardic prick, won’t tell EWE about in the story about the reconstruction of Notre Dame de ParISIS and, the donation pot 💰 🍯 pot, which according to the Spanish tourists tours around Paris-Centre (1,2,3,4!) amounts to about the round-about EQUIVALENT OF THREE (🐰 3 🐰eye 🐰 tells Ewe!!!) POWERBALL LOTTERY Jackpots in Hoboken,New Jersey 🐇… Narrated by The Paris Chamber of Commerce and its twin sister, The Paris Tourism Board… a subsidiary of Denis Soula, —that motherfucker!.

Have I told y’all what the color of LED and Asbestos looks like over the Seine, flowing (West) in the direction Maison de La Radio? IT IS RIGHT ALONG KENNEDY AVENUE in Front of El Campo de Marte 🪖. Ask David Ignatius at The Washington Post, because on the very They when Le Coq Violet fell, that motherfucker (Ignatius not mister Violet) borrowed my line. It’s somewhere along the MAGNUM 📸 archives of this 📜 ScRoll 📜 baby.


Píntame Angelitos Crespos…

A Closer Look at a crippled republican soul from Paris, Texas. It takes a special Christ-loving Texan to celebrate the Season of “Joy”.

Now, according to Cardinal Flick’s “doGma”, Jesus healed the crippled, however, The Messiah herself could not fix Texas 🇨🇱 republican governor Gregg August Pinochet.


Professor Davis, please be advised that this is the Second draft 🌬️ to an Open Letter addressed to your CHAIR at Room 430 of the Feminist Studies Department in Hippieville, California, also known in Salamanca de Andalucía 🏄🏽 as SANTA CRUZ de Los Sandoval-Ballesteros Ackerman… like Eye mentioned on the previous draft, this is not my first political-driven rodeo in this neck of the Woulds, called Paris, France.

Relevant for this 2nd edition draft of a letter addressed to your CHAIR (think Carmel By The Sea mayor, here) is a fragment of one of your Afro-american student’s anecdotes, and who as the luck Would have it, was the guest speaker on this past weekend’s edition of the Juanito Guanabacoa Show (Aquí somos, aquí estamos) on the Fréquence Paris Plurielle net (106.7).

Escaparate de Leroy Merlin®️…
Leroy Merlin®️ is a home improvement retail corporation that sells tools, construction products, appliances, and services, but Évrybody shops at BRICOMAN®️.

Right now, for this 2nd draft, Eye will not be able to provide Ewe with the name of your student on the Juanito Guanavacoa Show, on account that LA Fréquence Paris Plurielle works under the French Bazar system, in-so-far that the content of the grill de “LA Programmation” at 106.3 fm is the sole responsibility of each individual producer of the shows featured en la BARRA de programación, and so for This Moment in Time Eye CAN only provide you the FO’ist name of your student-in-question.

His name is Miguel Ángel, and according to Juanito Guanabacoa (formally Francisco Belmont, of La Policía Judicial de Tequila Sunrise 🌄), M.A. used to pimp Mexican immigrants outside of Home°Depot in SAN JOSE, Califas.

But, FO’ist, we KETCH-UP with Circus 🎪 ProducerBuddy Bizarre (from Blazing 🤠 Saddles) in the role of a notoriously conspicuous White Wu~TANG fan, John Heileman. 

In human terms, the War of Independence was Israel’s costliest war with over 6,000 Israelis killed and, —15,000 wounded. The war consisted of 39 separate operations fought from the borders of Lebanon to the Sinai Peninsula and Eilat… according to Wikipedia.



It’s the French thing to do… del árbol caído todos sacan leche

Previously on the Magnum_Media Part_LC-BFM’er-I experience on the Agencia de Noticias EFE…

TimeStamp{s}: 11h50 in CET outside of the Brancusi… 08°C, many ales followed; it’s the “Basse” de la bière … ale, manymany ale.

Check the Times Please.

19h27 in fip Central Time
Sweet Sixteen… by, JR Wells (1995).
Évry body is gettin’ some
it’s what the Gestapo would do.
And it was the Very French who invented La GESTAPO…
would you like Mí, to show you the plaque, Sirènes?

Which brings me, armando segovia, to the following, Mr. Patrick Zachmann, if that is even your reel-name!

Never mind the French Intelligence Services, Paris is a city of spies and snitches… would you like Mí to direct you to the Magazine at the Kiosko that sourced that comment?, because here Comes Xi Jinping China’s and their WEATHER ALTERING TECHNOLOGY; they just fucked the Quad-state area of John Cougar Mellencamp’s R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A… and ain’t that { the truth} America sin acento?

At the Place Saint-Opportune the big Elephant in the room is Melody Gardot and that is all that I am going to tell Kyle Eastwood.

God Bless The Queen – Six Hours

Told y’all there would be a Swan Song and some horizontal hypercubing…

Ladies in Gemini, the staff of what used to moonlight as “a most non-consequential blog” is happy to announce that I am Sí–Rius, and Colin Jost is Not.

IT IS WEEKEND EDITION, in•DEED, Colin, and Eye Can See For Miles and Miles!

Just Like 🇬🇧, said the WHO?

—19h five Hours until After Midnight, meanwhile in London, those fuckers are an hour behind! Someone please relay to Boris that if he doesn’t Ketch-up! Madness is going to SetTLE in and Boris will not be able to eat his fucking pudding.

— 20h Fou’ Hours to go and Öüï has to go. Eye is Sí-Rius, the mall guards want to go home, jeez-whizz, those fucking shoppers.

Still to come, the Nine o’Clock hour in CET, 20h in Meangrinch Time

Now, Mesdames y Missouri, just wait ’till y’all hear with your lying eyes how the WINGS episode was produced, of course, without the camera footage it would be like trying to explain how Kate made it into a Tears For Fear video, eh?

Until then, enjoy another angle of “The Situation”, this particular one is the launchpad angle at the Letter S, ese (punto y coma) please be aware of the way that our infra-heat-seeking device registers the effect that blue has on gold when cinnamon is mixed into the Scene.

The 11th Hour follows, but i know nothing about that, except for one thing Mr. Wonderwall… check it out, Johanne, you probably think that this (particular portion of the trip) is about you, Sin Embargo, the palm trees that flank La Rue du Cinema, which connects the recently re-branded Forum at Les Halles-es underground rotunda with the just power-washed AGRO Bourse de los Medici’s, will cue-you in to what remains of the observatory at the Hôtel de Soissons, WHICH should Clou–You–In to the fact that we select neither las ancas del caballito negro en el Carrusel de Hidalgo, ni la columna a la salida del nivel –3 de la ya muy mencionada Porte du Louvre (Paris Centre).

Des inscriptions historiques retrouvées dans la colonne Médicis

If you get lost just ask the piggly-wiggly host and/or bouncer smacked between San Eustaquio and Salma Hayek’s husband new monopoly®️architectural token for directions.

🎵🗣 What’s The Story Morning Glory .:. 24751C35-2D1D-4E9F-962D-55513078617E 🇬🇧

Happy New Year.


National Awareness Frida Theys — Lotería Nacional

… [L]as Jaras; La Concha; El Elefante, — ¡Lotería!

Hear Mí out, Franck, all öüï are saying is that it’s Weekend Edition and that the following must be read in a “Ray Bones” voice:

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /nation /2020/07/10 /goya-boycott-trump/ ?utm_ source=reddit .com

El perfil de una visita

Saturno… El perfil de una cena .:. 5A6549F4-E3D1-49B4-A76A-F6FFBE39AAEB ✈️🧱 La Visita fue una bofetada para los boricuas afectados por MARÍA.

— They say that the fucking secret to Chiaroscuro lies between Light and Shade.

Catching up with the Third World:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /amp /responde-eu-a-nota-diplomatica-de-mexico-por-rapido-y-furioso -8531 .html

“It speaks for itself”

“It speaks for itself” .:. AE2CFE64-95BB-41E6-9000-943942C7AFB0 .:. Responde EU a nota diplomática de México por ‘Rápido y furioso’.

“The Obliteration of the Rule of Law”…
My oh my, Is Eye glad he wacked-off before the Start of tonight’s show.