Tag Archives: Contra la indecisión del concurso de La Flecha de Notre Dame

Nigga Pah-Liz!!! Eye don’t Kneed nuttin’ but a Güd Thyme

From the producers of:

Creative Commons and all that jazz : La la Lala La la là ; La la la la. Snapshot by Mí and the finger bang touch of Armando Segovia. Copy left because La Gauche are a bunch of cunts.

Thyme, what is it good for?

1. Fuck The Hell Yeah

and

Here they come — Penelope en Cannes

Absolutely nut Meg, Ryan. Ah-Sock It!, to Mí#

2. La Concha de Catherine (de nuevo) en la flecha de Notre Dame de Paris

and

La donna è mobile
Qual piuma al vento
Muta d’accento
E di pensiero
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3. The sound of porn on GREY and the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier of VE Day.

This is, Last Week to They with your host…

Peter Frampton comes alive, in•deed!!! Frampton comes alive with a little help from The Stones when Frampton plays The Deadline in•deed and on a Big Ol’Jet Airliner from Qatar airways… what a time to be alive on the 700 Club 🛬

Porn Is In The Ear of BB’s Hearing Device

Épisode summary: United Statesians, formally “americans” learn to use an abacus 🧮 at the Austerity Universe.

Picture her as a French Tattoo on a Fantasy Island episode of The Twilight of Our Lives, Alive.

The Plane! The plane!

Code name: WAR Pen-is³… it used to be Cherokee

³~. But you may call me “daddy”, mes de Mayo.

Nice ‘n’ Easy (Alternate take)… Évry thyme.

🎶’s to and, other assorted huevos… You Are going to like the way that Mando is going to make you feel… I guarantee it.

Note to Willie Geist… 🫳🥤, have it your way then, but that’s going to be some interesting PASTA, with Mr. Kroc launching the first McDo in ILLINOIS. How is a Fastball for this pitch, bitch?

We’re Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Platoon… Full Metal Jacket. On a Day like today, Drill GUNNERY Sgt. HARTMAN was shot dead by a MAGA recruit.

note to Clint Eastwood: the sad thing is that it is / WAS 🌬️ Dr. Martin Luther King who sent the message 🎹 not Mí…  if you have a Dream, I’ll tax your SLEEP.

Code Name War Penis

note to MSNBC Jœ:
Deer Lorde, Cousin Jœ, “Don’t look back!”
the “help” in Londontown is actually moving, not like that guy who never changes his colourful shirt in Washington.

April ❤️‍🔥 15

l’humour est~il Sexy?

Oregano en Français… I bought the t-shirt aussi. The Tax Man is a BLIMP³²!

note to Président Macron:
³²~. … and Zeppelin mister Président, goes here

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Deer Sir, irregardless of my legal status in Châtelet, one thing is for SURE, tonight when you decorate the Notre Dame de Paris craftsman REMEMBER that all of his masterful works were for The G.L.O.R.Y. of President Donald Trump.

Vive La France
motherfucker.

Musical guests:

Dianne Reeves and Junior Parker

King Louie, aquí huele a PRADA!!!

Now last night Marjolena Kalten-Porten Disney might’ve thought that she laid down the perfect Mickey Mouse soundtrack, —but she didn’t.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /sophie-fontanel

Musical guest Célia CRUZ and her signature scream,  « ¡AZUFRE!!! », it used to be “¡Ah-Zhúka!!!, but the sacramental Wine is already sweet enough.

Serpent on the verge of wrapping around a shinny brand Knew coq.

 

Marjolena forgot about Disney’s signature response to the Coma~Caca Co. Christmas Anthem, “I’d like to give the world a polar bear,” titled:

“It’s a small world after ‘ol”.

Ok, Öüï now returns to 5-Puntos del número cinco al número uno.

número cuatro:

Ale lu Jah. Francés ensamblado como una estela… Ale es nombre propio de Alejandro o Alejandra, que aquí representa la parte sin glande para la misma Ale que ya leyó otra puta publicación de Jah.

“I will not let the cameras get between our Bodily Fluids” says Hegseth

On the other side of 5th Avenue in Willie Geist’s barrio, The Jackal just did the healthless covered populous a BIG FUCKING FAVOR. For the record, “our hearts and prescriptions” are with the prayers of the Health Insurance Industry honcho, may he rest in a formulaire without existing conditions and deductibles.

Same angle 5 point 5 years apart… from fifth to first.

número Cinco:

Hal lee Lou ya. Castellaño para describir que Hal está ya, desde equis momento leyendo algo que Lou publicó.

Across from The Préfecture de Police in Paris, France, the State-run church in La France is about to have a party, sadly, the Bishop of Rome will skip the ceremony and instead listen to the Prince of Purpleness in the voice of Joan Osborne.

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Tercer Grado and a bag of chips.

On the menu:
A fucking lamb drowned on/in Iraq War-era French wine, what else?

… but seriously Volks, if God had a name it would definitely be a verb-form, sort of like a  GERUND and considering that the motherfucker put Évry god-damned atom in it’s its place, Armando then, would be a pretty good fit, better than any Lego or Playmobil’s “Small World After ‘ol,” period.

Thanksgiving day at la Préfecture de Police

Off all the bullshit that I (Armando Segovia) got an earshot of while going through one of the many dozen interviews at the 6th and 7th office of CITÉ, my favorite ones had to do with “artists” and how their talents reflected great credit for the glory of France… my gift to you morherfuckers (the very French) was about documenting corruption and HER Blueblood offspring, mister NEPOTISM.

Today, after what was supposed to be the Summer of Paris, i have the great displeasure to relay to you that Marianne has turned into Miss Piggy.

Ah… Za’ira, Saira como desairas.

But hey, Pete Buttigieg, fip.fr is about to re-open Notre Dame de Paris. Hope to see you there if i am still around.

And starring as Oliver “PRóXIMO” Reed : Mí³

³~. Le Monk d’Aubignac : Rubén Gallego

Venn Russell Diagrams… Six Degrees of resurrection.

“Gladiator”, the film that resurrects the dead and destroys cinema … next!

It’s the 11 hour now and I’m Batman. I’ll Take, Ewe dare. It’s the Stack Story and La Résurrection de la Cathédrale.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /culture /video /2024/11/13 /gladiator-le-film-qui-ressuscite-les-morts-et-detruit-le-cinema

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Australia and Russell “Maximus Spick” Crowe is are the enemy, —Aussi.

La mexicanización de BFM TV con Sonny Carnero 🐏

Armando a Reagan :

And Cardi B… my spell checker keeps wanting to call you CARDIO, but never mind that because i was not going to vote this election (back in January) any hoot, Cardio B, it cost me €24 to send the fax to Art Tinoco in Riverside, and now the entire county knows that I Am Against Slave Labor in The California Pinto League, I have some friends from the wayback who didn’t do the crime and are still paying for it at .03 cents on The Dollar.

Tus ojos mexicanos lindos
Que solos no se miden ellos
Yo sé que son-que-son divinos
Herencia de una Francia rancia 

 

Recuerdos III… and yet you (France) reward corruption, sycophants and, ANY nepotist Mexican who tells you that Notre Dame (km 0) is a “gift to the world” or as Napoléon once told Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, « un cadeau, Pete, un cadeau ».

El Divo de Juárez, via les “Culs-Brules” de Poitiers.

Señor ministro Retailleau
PRESENTE:
The Correct Terminology that you are searching for is not La Mexicanización de La Francia. Not by a long coke line…

Y Para Muestra, minister Ratatouille, here’s a FUCKING zebra 🦓… because what in the whole wide world of Circuses around The World is a zebra? I tell you what a Zebra is mister Interior en Beauvau, a Zebra is nothing more than a funky Ass, a Donkey 🫏 or, como dicen en Banderilla, Veracruz: un burro with style.

Even Eddie Murphy wished that he was a zebra, but Eddie Murphy is just a fucking donkey.

I’m Sirius minister Retailleau, it’s unbecoming for an hôtel de Beauvau resident and rather embarrassing for your neighbors at the Huitième de la haute bourgeoisie to jump onto NANCY REAGAN’S bandwagon and blame your V Republic’s SHORTSIGHTEDNESS on an entire PUEBLO; little ol’Eye reckons that Colombians will feel yet-again, left out by fragile bureaucrats in your Chain-of-Command.

En fin minister Retailleau, the term that your LACK of imagination needs is the following:

La Reaganisation de La France…
Just Say No !

Lastly, briefly and, for the ages

And in Paris, France, all quiet in Central Park… nothing to write home about. Bear with it, and Elise Jordania… for Kennedy’s Sake 🍶 you’re supposed to eat the worm 🐛 not skin the cub 🐻.

The Birth of Venus, a new take where The Clam has risen to the top. The concept is not new to U.S., ask Catherine Deneuve.

On the next segment, Synchronized Swimming narrated by The Marquis de Sade who is literally coming to Ewe live from la Place de Victoires.

It’s all Greek to Mí. 

Police Synchronicity III — La Casita… 3 Mercedes, 4 Mustangs y un Jaguar. 🏋🏻‍♀️🥊🥋🤺 “y que te bendiga Dios.”

Previously on “Lo Negro” del Partenón de Alfredo Durazo Moreno.

Keeping with the family tradition, only a Kennedy can get away with death. On both ends of the killing.

Meanwhile in VERSAILLES at LA Riviera MAYA, Lisa Kudrow and The History Cult Jam Club can’t believe that Mika Brzezinski is reading about The Time in the Actual Time!!!

Over at Le Crystal Bar Brasserie at the Argentine Metro stop next to the Arc on the Lido, Willie Geist just passed the “Casting Couch” event. Pablo Torre just found out and his Guayabera just got stained and Willie Geist don’t care 💅🏽.

Willie Geist is now having a Fag³ 🚬 overlooking the Qatar Embassy on Wagram and Hoche.

Ah, yes… the Romans.

³~. What Rosbifs call their after coitus nicotine fix.

To hell with David, Zionism is racist… But First!!!

Sandrine Gomes is going out with Benny Blanco and over at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon it’s the End Of The World as Erin Brockovich, knew it; heck she only had to give the whole town a blow job in the year 2000 to warn U.S. All.

Benny Blanco moved to Paris, Susana Puveda reports from a snowy neige, or something like that at the Coleen del Monde Árabe. Cous cous for couscous coucou.

Shalom, and all that jazz… and fuck, Salomon³, aussi.

— Sorry for your loss, welcome 🇮🇱 to Tijuana.
French filmmakers have been going there (and other assorted border shit holes) for 15 years, so maybe they (French cinéma) can fix your nightmare into a nice night at the movies.

But speak of the devil, Nice 🎇🎆🧨, eva’Hoid of “The Youth Gone Wild”? It’s a little ditty from Sébastien Bach on Skid Row, and if your name is Michael Verga at Generali near Pessicart there, then you know that doctor Poisson’s Mother Should Know. Heck, Freddy Cats molded the little “patrones” back in 2011 in Montreuil-sous-Bois.

Schiltz outings… if youse out of Schlitz®, you’re out of Schiltz : » Sometimes, Raymond leaves his retirement home somewhere in the suburbs for an incursion in his old stomping grounds of Les Halles. I call out to him, though I shouldn’t. With suspicious eyes, he finally recognizes me, and off he goes… for his hospital adventures, operations on his stomach and elsewhere. He lifts his pants to reveal his varicose legs. I’ve always hated Saint-Roch with his toga lifted over his cyst. I can’t take it anymore, it’s got to stop, but I’m paralyzed by a certain education. But next time, I’m sure I won’t get any closer – um, [but] I’m not sure. Make of it what you will! I never had any empathy for Raymond ».

https ://www .nbcnews .com /politics /la-maison-blanchec-condamne-les-présidents-de-universite-apres-une-audience-controversee-au-congres-sur-le-ISRAEL

Hey, it worked for Rodriguez! And then Zimmerman won the TNT prize (Nobel). Look it up, it’s under ‘dinamite’.

In Nazareth News:

[ A veces, Raymond sale de su casa de retiro en algún lugar de los suburbios para hacer una incursión a su vieja guarida, Les Halles. Le llamo, pero no debería. Con cara de desconfianza, finalmente me reconoce, y se va… a sus aventuras en el hospital, sus operaciones en el estómago y en otros sitios. Se levanta los pantalones para mostrar sus piernas varicosas. Siempre odié a Saint-Roch con su toga… sobre su bubón. No puedo soportarlo más, tiene que parar, pero estoy paralizada por una cierta educación. Pero la próxima vez, definitivamente me mantendré alejada – um, no estoy segura. Al que le caiga el veinte³! Nunca he sentido empatía por Raymond. ]

— Mister Greenbalt, of The Anti-defamation League, please note that every contract for maintenance of F-16 Fighters from Rayethon in Israel is a Genocide Call for Palestinian children, and yes, their pelvic bones (Palestinien kids) where destroyed by a 30 second Boom! They, (Palestinien kids) however, don’t get the spotlight like the women and children whom Benjamin Netanyahu, ignored for nearly 24 hours as ISRAEL former proxy-friend, HAMAS, was blazing the “ol’ Number 6” minus the cattle, and if you fail to spot the reference to Mel Brooks, then filter the tag search for Count Basie at the Mann’s Chinese Theater in 1973, just before Sundown in SANTIAGO de Chile.

Just watching the axis, eh? : Lend Mí Your Comb.
“Parfois, Raymond quitte sa maison de retraite quelque part en banlieue pour une incursion dans son ancien fief, les Halles. Je l’interpelle, je ne devrais pas. L’œil soupçonneux, enfin, il me reconnaît, et c’est parti… pour ses péripéties hospitalières, ses opérations au ventre et ailleurs. Il soulève ses pantalons pour découvrir ses jambes variqueuses. J’ai toujours détesté Saint-Roch avec sa toge relevée au-dessus de son bubon. Je n’en peux plus, il faut que ça s’arrête, m’enfuir, mais je suis paralysée par une certaine éducation. La prochaine fois, c’est sûr, je ne m’approche pas – hum, je n’en suis pas certaine. Comprend qui peut ! Je n’ai jamais eu d’empathie pour Raymond.“

So, please stop harassing the University dean’s, unless you denounce the big Military Aid for Benjamin Netanyahu’s re-election in a Trump world.

Any how, AXIOS VandeHei, since my vote does not count, why vote? I hope that Biden wins, but if he loses, meh. Bring on The Third Reich. This time around, if Trump wins, Paris will begin to look like Manhatt’N… if Hitler had won.

But then, A-gain, the French don’t mind. Vive La TFI 🇫🇷.

,.. so how could I dance with another?
This is how terrorists are born, Marianne, and fuck your sister Liberty, also.

³~. Sorry if I misspelt your S.E.A.L.

Go ahead, shoot the Campus Dean when it hurts Rayethon and their industry. Infamy, Eye tells Ewe, In°Famy. And that, Cousin Joe… is the full circle between the Venn Diagrams of Pearl Harbor and Eisenhower’s Farewell Address, Issy, fuck Ronald Reagan.

And, Willie Geist, what is fashionable for Mick Jagger is game for Mark DAVID Chapman. Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, mister 🇬🇧.Cameron.

RingDough StarKey submarine follows., Followed by the secret Jodorowski basterd’s on France24.

In local news, Governor Chris Christy was on a steady doughnut diet, but the Phat Phuck had to down a Vindaloo cupcake.

Previously on, Mika’s Ice Rink next to a housing development

It’s Six Degrees of ”Bâtiment 5” and « A Thousand And One », sponsored by François Hollande and “My Niggas In Paris”… got Bacon? That was only two degrees, and a joint on the wall, details at Nine.

Note to editors: please be aware that this here is authentic, because it’s a work in progress.

But first, way before there was an Adrien Brody playing the role of “Matador” there was Jackie Rohr turning into Kevin Bacon, a corrupt venerated pig on The Circus* former circuit: Showtime.

*~. The Circus was a show born out of the Trump era in Las Vegas, it was canned two wks ago, but that’s only because they catered to latte-liberals and U.S. “ex-pats” in some pretentious Parisian bistro, heck, a trip to the Google machine under “Wallmart people” was more real than a vision from Heileman.

I am not going to shoe Ewe the hole in the wall, but here’s, Juanito: