God Bless The Queen – Six Hours

Told y’all there would be a Swan Song and some horizontal hypercubing…

Ladies in Gemini, the staff of what used to moonlight as “a most non-consequential blog” is happy to announce that I am Sí–Rius, and Colin Jost is Not.

IT IS WEEKEND EDITION, in•DEED, Colin, and Eye Can See For Miles and Miles!

Just Like 🇬🇧, said the WHO?

—19h five Hours until After Midnight, meanwhile in London, those fuckers are an hour behind! Someone please relay to Boris that if he doesn’t Ketch-up! Madness is going to SetTLE in and Boris will not be able to eat his fucking pudding.

— 20h Fou’ Hours to go and Öüï has to go. Eye is Sí-Rius, the mall guards want to go home, jeez-whizz, those fucking shoppers.

Still to come, the Nine o’Clock hour in CET, 20h in Meangrinch Time

Now, Mesdames y Missouri, just wait ’till y’all hear with your lying eyes how the WINGS episode was produced, of course, without the camera footage it would be like trying to explain how Kate made it into a Tears For Fear video, eh?

Until then, enjoy another angle of “The Situation”, this particular one is the launchpad angle at the Letter S, ese (punto y coma) please be aware of the way that our infra-heat-seeking device registers the effect that blue has on gold when cinnamon is mixed into the Scene.

The 11th Hour follows, but i know nothing about that, except for one thing Mr. Wonderwall… check it out, Johanne, you probably think that this (particular portion of the trip) is about you, Sin Embargo, the palm trees that flank La Rue du Cinema, which connects the recently re-branded Forum at Les Halles-es underground rotunda with the just power-washed AGRO Bourse de los Medici’s, will cue-you in to what remains of the observatory at the Hôtel de Soissons, WHICH should Clou–You–In to the fact that we select neither las ancas del caballito negro en el Carrusel de Hidalgo, ni la columna a la salida del nivel –3 de la ya muy mencionada Porte du Louvre (Paris Centre).

Des inscriptions historiques retrouvées dans la colonne Médicis

If you get lost just ask the piggly-wiggly host and/or bouncer smacked between San Eustaquio and Salma Hayek’s husband new monopoly®️architectural token for directions.

🎵🗣 What’s The Story Morning Glory .:. 24751C35-2D1D-4E9F-962D-55513078617E 🇬🇧

Happy New Year.

 

National Awareness Frida Theys — Lotería Nacional

… [L]as Jaras; La Concha; El Elefante, — ¡Lotería!

Hear Mí out, Franck, all öüï are saying is that it’s Weekend Edition and that the following must be read in a “Ray Bones” voice:

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /nation /2020/07/10 /goya-boycott-trump/ ?utm_ source=reddit .com

El perfil de una visita

Saturno… El perfil de una cena .:. 5A6549F4-E3D1-49B4-A76A-F6FFBE39AAEB ✈️🧱 La Visita fue una bofetada para los boricuas afectados por MARÍA.

— They say that the fucking secret to Chiaroscuro lies between Light and Shade.

Catching up with the Third World:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /amp /responde-eu-a-nota-diplomatica-de-mexico-por-rapido-y-furioso -8531 .html

“It speaks for itself”

“It speaks for itself” .:. AE2CFE64-95BB-41E6-9000-943942C7AFB0 .:. Responde EU a nota diplomática de México por ‘Rápido y furioso’.

“The Obliteration of the Rule of Law”…
My oh my, Is Eye glad he wacked-off before the Start of tonight’s show.

 

It’s Saturday Night Morning with Chris Matthews

Musical guest:

Page 9

Page 9: Un oasis de horror en medio de un desierto de aburrimiento. CHARLES BAUDELIERE .:. FCF0366F-BA35-4D2B-AE5F-A55FDB5760D7 🔊 If it seems out of place, Eye can guarantee you, that it is not, as for me, i can’t remember how long it took to read “Los Detectives” de Bolaño for the first time while inhabiting the dorms of a “school of mines” in El Paso, Texas, what i can tell all of the non-readers of this most non–consequential blog is that the second  time around, it took u.s. from the end of February 2017 to around the time that Emmanuel Macron became the Eight President of France’s Fifth Republic, at the time we [the staff] were for the most part wasting away and loathing in a cheap Levallois hotel room in front of what would become the city‘s Music Conservatoire dorms. Today, for no particular reason,  öüï begin to tackle the “crazy pilgrimage to Santa Teresa” of Bolaño before that chileno departed El Horizonte (Horizon City… look it up,  ‘Amigos y Ciudadanos Morenos de Sicilia en Francia, —con Freddy Cats en Montreuil— 2011/2013*). 🔃 For the record, i, Armando Segovia, wanted to read this “little pamphlet” of 793 pages from the mind of Bolaño back in December 2010 when we [the staff] received the GO AHEAD from THE FRENCH CONSULATE in SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA to travel to Paris and, WATCH–RECORD–Critique–CONFRONT and THEN WRITE about Mexicans in France; however, Catch–22 (at the préfecture de police) and, LA FRONTERA DE CRISTAL (of Mexicans who collaborated with THE 6éme bureau of that dépôt) really–really–REALLY got in the way of u.s. checking out the only chileno (next to Victor Jara*) worth a damn, so 2666, here we are, WELCOME TO SUNLAND PARK (race track and casino On My Mind) in France.

* Salvador Allende excluded from this commentary, directed to LA CIA. Resentida.

Burying The Lead
y
Periodismo Salvaje

Eye likes his town

Eye likes his town .:. 107F5ABA-F2D5-43A3-B334-EA6AC9C60588 … with a little bit of Poison, just like Waits says.

Over the Queens
and
across The Brooklyn Bridge,
it’s time for:

The Weekend of Warren on the Bonds, and since the TimeLine on this most —MotherFucking— non-consequential blog is non–linear we send a signal to the fip Sirens and of course, esas Femmes d’Affaires at High Noon in Central frogmen times: Viva la libertad, just don’t be secretive or COY about it, ISSY, the next time we meet, Ms. Crow, Eye will not tell you that you are the only one, so please don’t expect a prince on a White Horse, ¿vale? because the sexes cut both ways.

It's just a Hand in The Bush — No more tears

It’s just a Hand in The BushNo more tears .:. 165673C3-8640-4FC4-8BFE-F5F79F4A1AFA 🦵🏻Although it is illegal and against the law (two separate charges) to call a woman « Femme » in France, öüï the staff celebrate your conchas and, we [the staff] want nothing more than to see Her particular concha (in the role of a Young Cecily Strong) replace Le Coq de Notre Dame de Paris. Indeed, Franck, öüï do.

Let’s Play Deneuve, again… “el comandante está aqui”, dijo Paolo Conte, ¡sírvanle un Vermouth, chingada madre!

Featuring: Johnny Hallyday and an Agent with No Time to Die… and if youse a Freak like Colin Jost then you’ll understand the pitch. Let’s Play Hardball, —Denuevo!

And now, a Public Service Announcement:
Deer, Lorde Lorne, you have really  have  got to stop beating your musical guest for the Weekend on your show… motherfucker! What Are you, Canadian‽ And why, Lorde Lorne? Why is Michael Che not allowed on the stage dais at the end of the show—you think öüï don’t notice? Eye bets that Michael Che’s absence when the credits start to roll is because the stage at the end of the show was stipulated as a “safe space” for Jost, eh!

Tell Mí Eye is lying?
You can’t.

Buenas tardes/nochis doña Poni… para la memoria

¡Pásele, pásele!!!

Breaking old Knews news:

Donald Trump formalizes the
FUCK YOU

Emmanuel Macron.

The U.S. is officially, not colloquially out of the
COP 21.

No pierda usted la oportunidad de ver la cabeza de Louis XVI flotando por encima de la “venerada” Prefectura de Policía en Cité y por supuesto, La Saint–Chapelle.

Para la memoria... en la prefectura

Para la memoria… en la prefectura.:.3F13DB3D-97EB-45A6-9E3A-9F6B3CB51F19 •|• Respuesta para La Defensa de La Prefectura de París, en el caso contra Armando Segovia, follows… en la voz de “cuchito–cuchito”, of course. —_¡_— Foto por segoviaspixes: COPYLEFT, CREATIVE COMMONS , Share–Alike, Not-for-Profit (putos), and of course All that JAZZ.

Que no le digán, —doña Poni— y ni–que los Vargas Llosas del Club de Amigos de México en el I.C.M.* me la vayán a CUENTear.

* Instituto cultural mexicano

Even Frankenstein was D.A.R.E.

Even Frankenstein* was D.A.R.E. —.:.— 7511F678-D56D-4CE4-8EC9-BC409DB8EEBA •|• *Nothanael Evaristo León Moreno… “just one of the bunch”.

Musical guest:
Skid Row’s holiday jazz album
Recorded L.I.V.E. at Matthew’s Witness Lounge.

Chauve-nist

Viejo Chauve-nist… pero nunca, eso sí, nunca, !un Viejo Lesbiano como Vicente Fox!!!

http://luchawiki.org/index.php/Frankenstein