Tag Archives: El Nopal

Ils ne t’entendent pas, Belmondo : solo son windmühlen

Fracking Belmondo, does anybody remembers EPSTEIN !!!

[ yes dummie, context shapes what’s next]

Know Your Vulva

Sweet Home Alabama… Leonard Skinner (middle school teacher).

In this section, the queen of Corona stays up late for Hilo, Hawaii, in order to synch-in/onto an United Statian election in the American continent but Michael Douglas got in the way of Mí, romancing the Stones. For the record, Eye can only say that the only good thing about Michael Douglas is his Zeta, not the alpha, which is to say, Rahm Emanuel, it’s not Ewe (nigga) it’s your people.

♫ Solo Son Molinos mister Cruz, and don’t you show them the way.

 

7 de octubre… on a morning like today, but of 2023, Alicia Leos was just getting ready to sport her mariachi suit, the day would mark the first-ever fully-female-fledged mariachi fest in France, over in-or-around the great State of Israel, Prime Minister and notorious genocidal autocrat, Benjamin Netanyahu, had already instructed the entire IDF and the Mossad to listen to “Cielito Lindo” as they ate thier skimmpy version of a real prickly pear, or fig de Barberie, as the very French refer to the fruit that sprouts from the Opuntia’s stems.

PA, PA, PA !!! Florida is so 1980’s.

Opuntia species hybridize easily, but the wild origin of O. ficus-indica is likely to have been in central Mexico (and not in the Palestinian occupied territories³), where its closest genetic relatives are found.

En fin, Michael Douglas,

So… daddy issues, eh? Fuck the king, it’s good to be the bastard.

(³~... emphasis 🇵🇸 mine).

Para todos los que quieren y amaron los dientes de leche : Mariachi PAL’es-tina

The time has come to celebrate la SABRA (nopal) en la frente de todas las acarreadas por el hueso politico de México en Francia, y hoy por ser día de tu santo te venimos a cantar…

Sabrá dios… uno no sabe nunca nada, versión Heavy Nopal.

 

Sabra-kadabra [Me’de Comer Esa Tuna] because like the falafel and hummus, the opuntia ficus-indica is just another example of the  cultural appropriation that the Jews in Israel stole, and now claim, that it is part of their gastroNATIONALISM and Jewish identity and in this segment ALICIA LEOS, and her Mariachi Fest, will sing “Las Mañanitas” y “La Bamba” for the State of Israel and, celebrate another anniversary of the massacre of Iguala at the préfecture de Cité (2014)…

Kids will be kids

 

“vivos se los llevaron” y puros dientes de leche encontraron. Coincidentally if you are just tuning-in, as i (Armando Segovia) write this, the Mexican President is trying to outlaw the FREEDOM of THE PRESS, just like Bruno and Stephanie Menou did ‘all those years ago’ ¡VIVA MÉXICO, cabronas!!!

Jam On It, Juanito Guanavacoa… jam on it³.

En contexto para Miles Davis⁹ con Marjolena en S’il-en-Zio.

Previously on, “Tu vuo’ fa’ l’americano”…
⁹~. Eye told Ewe’ol that I could see The INSEE for Miles.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /rencontre-avec-purse_snatchin-karmitz-autour-du-cinema-NAPOLITANO-louvre

“We’ve used text-to-speech technology to translate these questionnaires, but we’d like to test these translations to see if they’re good enough and intelligible enough, and I’d like to know if it would be possible to… yada, yada, yada …

Full Buck Moon on the 4th of July… and if you buy D.A.T. you will get a mattress for our 4th of July edition of: Baby You’re a Rich man’s girl.

[Informations Mains Libres: Enquête Sans Domicile ; Insee]

https ://www .insee .fr /fr /metadonnees /source /serie /s1002

To Serve and Protect, from L.A. with love… I’ve seen this episode of The Streets of Bakersfield too and it goes like this, “I came here looking for something, I couldn’t find anywhere else ” :

En France, la carte de séjour compétences et talents était un titre de séjour qui a été créé par une loi du 24 juillet 2006, avant d’être supprimé en 2016³.

³~. I have it on good authority to release the following and arc da’Fuck out of the Plan Merida of 2007 and my visit in the Fall of 2010 to the French Consulate on Highway 66 in El Ey: that the “compétences” part of the iniciative was NIXED with Mí in mind*.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Carte_de_sejour_competences_et_talents

It will be issued to Indian computer scientists, but not to Beninese doctors, because their country needs them.

Elle a été remplacée par la carte de séjour Passeport Talent.

… and thus, The Masked Singer was created for the good people of France.

El Jam de las Causas de Juanito Guanavacoa
ad hoc chilango para Tierra Caliente en décalage… but that is just the Mexican president speaking about Hípolito’s murder under HIS NARCO ESTADO, which he (Francisco Belmont) inherited and is now OVERSEEING, en Apatzingán… just like CALDRÓN, in the years of SARKOZY did.

Light my voice recognition translator.
Well Ewe know that it would be untrue, 🔥💃🏻

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Ad_hoc_hypothesis

It’s the What IF, we get lucky in France refugee defense.

³~. Qué sería de Alain Rouquié sin ex~policias judiciales como usted². Gracias a ustedes, los movimientos franceses le dieron la versión Amerigo Vespucci a las “auto defensas” de Miranda, y ya para el 3er Festival de Cinito Mexicano en Paris, Juanito y Pablo se hicieron para el lado del Nopal en la zona de tolerancia de Pigalle.

Hoy, 2 de Julio del 2023, Franciso Belmont se indigna con la muerte del Che Guevara. Al mismo tiempo, recibe su MOCHADA de la cámara de comercio en la américa latina del IHEAL (Sorbonne, annexo¹), and to quote Chucho Salinas, of Luis Echeverria fame at “El Blanquita⁸”, “en El frontón a eso se le llama “ chayote en especie”.

¹~. À la Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux en Versailles.

But First, let the record show that JUANITO Guanavacoa is pandering to Alain Rouquié on his show and he just bumped SoFy Velasco to the second hour of his apologiste spectacle for the Blues Men en Andalusia y Montpellier.

And, Martin at the Bagagerie del bendito instituto de estadísticas francesas de los franceses en francia… have you ever been to Torreón? Not nécessairement to the watchtower, all along la colonia Roma de tu embajador en México?

Oh, say can you fuckers see?

²~. Y que chingue a su madre Maxin aussi… but let the décalage fellow alone, Brasil is already fucked, so let’s switch it over to LA PORTE DES LILAS where Juanito Guanavacoa is clowning around with music that his harmonica does not understand.

Now, then… with this being Summer in Paris, Juanito Guanavacoa is going to slowly turn his propaganda into the news d’actualité en su pinche rancho de Méxique, but like they say in Botzaris, “when the cats go on vacation, a las ratas les brotan alas como alacranes de Oberkamfpt.”

The following event is sponsored by PROMéXICO and La Chambre de Comercio de América latina en La Porte de Versailles. ELITISMO vende PATRIA.

{or}

as President Sarkozy once said on wikipedia tv:

… It is a question of organizing not a brain drain but a circulation of $kill$.

or maybe it was his Immigration Tsar who said that.

And as that takes place, Juanito talks MEXICO narco-news, under pressure. Meanwhile, his Franchute audicene is living the dream in all of the VAcations SPots around their colonies, including OAXACA y MICHOACAN.

NAturally, Juanito will focus on “the viagras” just like President Emmanuel Macron focused on video games to bottle-up the latest police incident avec un POC with issues. And please, Susanita, don’t even get me started with “los templarios”.

Dear, WASP and other assorted shades of Americans³

Ladies in Gemini, ASEGOVIA3 is proud to present to you a CLEAR and PRESENT BACKGROUND, in case anybody is wondering what The UCRAINE, in Ucrania of course, has to do with what happens in MEXICO, and as all EWEs know already, this motherfucking blog is about the things that happen in MEXICO, via las afueras de La Bendita Sorbonne y Science[s]Po.

In local news, Hoy No Hubo Jazz… some bum is gettin’ all nostalgic en “L’oscure²” with the Charbonne.

Anuncio:

Is that a Topo Chico next to that Ale? Or is that cupcake just asking for, IT!?

².~ Ahour apologies for mispelling your name, Pedro Panacea,
o como dice, —Gignac en Monterrey:
Pierre Lescure.

³.~ Especially the ‘kind’ with an Opuntia cacti pad on the forehead.

Unlike Poker this is a game of chance… ask Rachel Maddow, she’s the msnbc TOLUCA-PEMEX connection on the Give Up You Nuke technology program from the PENTAGONE.
;;;
In the mean time, EUROPE, don’t be such a WUSS, cut that RUSSIAN oil supply. Show some backbone you Coq Suckers, Ewes.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /mexico-suspends-subsidy-gasoline-border-region-with-us- 2022-04-02/?utm_source=reddit.com

Remember, “the alamo“?
or was it,
“América, love it or leave it!“???

{and} Mr. NATO Secretary, nevermind the GALL of those “frontier” PATRIOTS crossing into México in order to mitigate the FUEL crisis.

NOVA

Stupid Americans, what they don’t KNOW is that what they save in that FULL GALLON of Unleaded, they spend in EUROS because in México, “los litros no son de a litro”. Look it up, or ask those “local” EL DIARIO de Juárez–New York Times vetted-reporters guides, they know all the “CLAVES”.