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A good-faith piñata and a plethora of Clash!

Le BAC de AL

The Election wasn’t STALIN!

C’mon Évry-body (Eddie Cochran)

https ://twitter .com /SegoArma /status /1638445370383425538? s=20

Still to come, Mikaela jumps the cow.

 

In this section of your BAC, the student will triangulate and explain why a former henchman and, United States’ Senator from Minnesota needs a limo like a Lame-O.

º BAC:

https ://www .tf1info .fr /education /bac-2023–the subject and the answer key for the mathematics track test -2251494 .html

If you prefer… Ewe may draw Mí a picture and head over to La Médiathèque de la Canopée and audition for a chance to play music for the RATP at one of their “sets” where i sleep. The event is peddled by fip dot fr, so there’s that… where do you think that Sirène steals her chants and melodies from, the Music Conservatory?

 

º BAC:

Who’s gonna fix your wild 🐗 bac?

BAC,
(unité de police)
French Anti-Crime Squad.

º BAC :

In this section, Emily Munera will explain why la hache en “Bach” es muda 🎻, pero no sorda 🎹.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0077147 /characters /Decline’s henchman -Al Franken

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Over at the Peacock’s house, the first piñata on the set was a Mika Fest over the slopes 🎿, but of course it is, of course it was! But that has nothing to do with Mí because there is no Bridge there, and even if there was, “a confounded bridge” D.A.R.E., then Öüï would just fly over that arc.

On the same set, Mika shot her video operator monkee after the media editor failed to erase Serial eater and former Reaganist-Floribama congressperson, Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third, from the split screen on her Morjo Show.

🐒

R.I.P. “TJ” the live-feed video editor monkee.

All Your Need Is Cash

All Your Need Is Cash.

 

Here’s what the Morjo papers are saying:

Scarborough had the audacity to stuff his pie-hole with the cereal prop on that set, —a big NO on live-reruns.

Any Karni is live from the Bodega where Scarborough staches the Cereal from the set. Take it away, Annie.

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How Mara Gay’s parents met.

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Je Ne Suis Pas Un robot 🤖 — the bad news is…

PHAROS a la distancia and The Power of The Obelisk…
S19:EP4 Ancient Aliens, coincidence? Only if you are a shape-shifting fucking lizard. Indeed!

Dora-s Roots are from a Nickel ODEON in Vaudeville at La Bourse de Commerce rue Vivianne… Don’t let them Raindrops ruin your shot.

🎶 Forever and ever before I put on my make up… Or something like that…

https ://www .arabnews .com /node /2248251 /world / france will accompany ukraine to victory

Unrelated Frequency Outreach {or} UFO.

 

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/02/09 /opinion /García Luna : Les États-Unis vont-ils cacher la vérité ?

Previously, on FUTURO MEDIA, PeniLey Ramírez was in the middle of the BIGGEST TRIAL (podcast) in United STATES HISTORY dealing with the “WAR on DRUGs“, when suddenly, the parade of DEPLORABLES on in the United States v. Luna, 19-cr-576 (BMC) (E.D.N.Y. Jul. 2, 2022) court hearing was cut short.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /world /2023/02/09 /nicaragua-frees-more-than-200-political-prisoners-held-harsh-conditions/

To celebrate the occasion, EL PUEBLO de NICARAGUA is sending thier “marielitos” to ARIZONA, just in time for the SUPER BOWL. Will the Nicaraguenses go to Disneyland after the match? NOT if Nazi theorician and governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis, can have a say-so in that Magic Bus.

Sam Stein is not a muse’d, and here is why, Mr. Scarborough, because nothing, nothing will get between that Big ‘Ol WASHINGTON MONUMENT and FUTURO PELO… no wait, 🇨🇱 Chile is on another channel… 🎙️ FUCK!!! 🎬—CUT!!!

 

For context, the aftermath of Governess Huckabee’s rebuttal to Presdent Biden’s State of the Union Address gifted congressman–turned-Reagan cult preacher, Joseph Charles Scarborough‘s keyboard 🙈 monkeys 🐒 with the opportunity to cash in on  another buzzword that justifies that white pasty face powder that hides THE SHADOW OF “polite 🪙 society’s” SOUL 🎩 in New York 🪞and, not to mention the rest of that goddamned East Coast on The Atlantic and The Jeff Bezos post.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /day 351 of the invasion of ukraine: according to macron france will “Accompany Ukraine to Victory and Peace”/frances-macron-awards-legion-honour-ukraines-zelenskiy -2023-02-09/

And here is why Peniley Remírez, because if after lining their monkey-closets for ⚖️ DECADES ⚖️ with the 💵 Hard Cold 💴 Revenues 💷 of “America’s” 💰War on Drugs, and ruining the lives 🙈 of millions 🙉 of people 🙊 with WEAPON RUNNING PROGRAMS, not to mention 🐒 the propaganda of humanitarian EMBARGOS levied against what 🇺🇸 Ronald Wilson Reagan and Richard Nixon 🇺🇸 considered to be “the competition*, while making themselves the poster childs of what passes for decency in 🐘 The Republican Party 🐘, the 🦃 network MSNBC then, goes on with the NEWS OF THE THEY show without ever mentioning the other 🇲🇽 👮🏽‍♂️ trial in New York that does not feature the name of defendant Donald J. Trump, but instead has the potential of naming more presidents than the Watergate hearings ever did, then one must start to wonder (WILLIE GEIST) what ROSETTA STONE is Joe Scarborough in need of? Because all he has to do is contact the Venezuelan Youth Mouvement at la rue des Cascades (75020) and JUANITO GUANAVACOA will waste no time in EARNING his “pago en especie” by having his son in 🇨🇦 👮🏽‍♂️ Canada, forward the segment of the programming that Mr. Scarborough seems to not have any recollection of… unless it benefits little JACK’S future in American politics and Media empires. You people are lizards, —Aussie 🇳🇿 at The New York Times.

*~. Just like Mika’s dad did with anything that threaten the future of his debutante daughter and her think-tank bros.

 

Heck, Willie Geist, you of all motherfuckers on that show, should remind your TV dad and mom, that Loki is the god of mischief and that once, you muse’d about how the content is not in The Message, but on the footnotes that were referenced back in February of 2016 following a certain congress of media professionals at site of the Unesco in front of Napoleon’s grave.

Page Tú:

Now go place your bet at the water Fountain on what comes next on this blog, because if Congressman Scarborough don’t watch what I do, his content monkeys certainly do, I wonder, Reverend Al, where did Mika fetch them monkeys from? Santiago’s Zoo in La Colonia Dignidad, or from Guantanamo Bay, —you son of a bitch! And by son of a bitch I mean Joe, knot 🪢 Ewe, Reverend Al.

🛫 ✈️ … find out what happens next, only on the Morjo Show.

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For the backbench and their records:

 

Jump from page 171 — Night of January 16th³

³~. In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s The End of Yesterday, because in Paris, France… Son las cinco in CET.

Deer, Deputy Éric Ciotti,  Alpes-Maritimes, FRANCHE:

Like, Max “Guitar” on the Juanito Guanavacoa Show likes to sing (or murder your Rosbif tocayo’s version² of “Before You Accuse Me“) please be advised that I am only referencing you from today’s  FACE-à FACE Show on BFM’er TV because your rhetoric does not match with the PROMISE that your political party founder, President SARKOZY made to me… via the Talents and Skills Visa program. You are all rotten, the whole lot of you fuckers, except of course Carla, she’s alright.

Here, you probably have heard of this fellow before, he was a Mason, a good one, not like the fake political-parasites of today:

Most of our citizens, are scattered in the rest of Europe and the world, they live and die far from the “fatherland” […] I know that we are forced to go far away to look for the resources that our land denies us; and we could hardly subsist if we were to remain enclosed.

 

J.-J. ROUSSEAU
Letter to d’Alembert, 1758…
Page 15 of Chapter I
Le « roman familial » in,
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, en son temps.
M. & B. Cottret
PERRIN, 2005

²~. Eric (sin acento) clap, clap, Clapton;

And starring as Billy 🎹 Preston, The Fifth RHUTLE 🦃.

SEX WITH YOUR PARENTS

Now these old fucks can steal all they want
And they can go and pass laws saying you can’t say what you want
And you can’t look at this and you can’t look at that

False Friends in Translation follows… 🌬️ 🎶 When they looked into their lovers eyes they saw – mom… Sex With Your Parents.

 

And you can’t smoke this and you can’t snort that
And me baby – I got statistics – I got stats
These people have been to bed with their parents

And today Öüï, the staff, introduce you to the MOTHER of all coincidences and ironic calques, for starters, let’s ask the only reliable source in the Universe, Wikipedia, what a CALCO in Lenguiski’s is:

Armando Segovia:
— Wikipedia, what in the Wide World of BFM’er TV is a CALCO?

Champagne, Foie Gras, Caviar, SKI LODGES, et. al., are all GATEWAY HOOKS for cooptation, which ENDS in Corruption.

 

WIKIPEDIA:
—In Lenguiski’s, a calque or loan translation is a word or phrase borrowed from another language by literal word-for-word or root-for-root translation.

Armando Segovia:
— Wikipedia, could you please illustrate for the REPUBLICAN PARTY on both sides of The Atlantic, S.V.P.?

Go ahead, mister Alpes∴Mari❇️times , send your “private investigators” like your Free∴MASON∴brother did, this time, however, bring send the HOUND DOGS aussi, why don’t you, la préfecture de Cité and the Place Where Évrybody knows my name knows my location all of the time, you capitalist Welfare Queen.

∴ = THEREFORE

Wikipedia:
— Indeed, meet me at the geriatrician’s corner à la rue Eliane Jeannin-Garreau at la Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux.

— 1945 – World War II: Adolf Hitler moves into his underground bunker, the so-called Führerbunker.

17 de enero del 2013
FIRE–fire H*E*A*T*

In Ukraine: it’s Sobredosis de cemento 💥

Meanwhile at Fort Knox, Lima is getting a warm and fuzzy… and in GERMANIA, the WAR FIGHTING CENTER at Grafenwöhr in The Upper Palatinate region of Bavaria is getting ready to welcome Ukranians, just like the neighboring Bayreuth did in the Upper Franconia region after Hitler was fetched out of his little fucking bunker, on a THEY like YESTERDAY in 1945.

Pegasus follows, sponsored by BUZFEED and Morning Joe (2016). Happy Alabama-King LEE-They-in Mississippi,  starring Colonel Poulet Bourbon as Chicken E. LEE.

… Well, well, well, look what The Birthday Song brought in (layers cake), and if Dr. Alejandro Valenzuela, is reading, he will probably deploy the plausible deniability mode at SciencesPo.

Jump to Phat Basterd’s wet dream in a General’s Rank… Heavy Armor is knot taboo, Evermore.

15 de enero en Hilo, Hawaii : 🦃 FREE BIRD 🦃 Night of January 16th

(Pronounced ‘Lĕh-‘nérd ‘Skin-‘nérd)

🪘 Chano 🪘 Pozo 🪘
Went the way of Morrison in Paris.

😇 2003 – Adriana Hernández, 🇲🇽 rhythmic gymnast 🇲🇽.

In 🇪🇸 la Lengua de Cervantes 🇲🇽, it means “Gym Teacher Who Hates Long-hair and rock and roll”.

🎠 1605 – The first edition of El ingenioso hidalgo Don Quijote de la Mancha (Book One of Don Quijote) by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra is published in Madrid, Spain.

🇵🇷 Puerto Ricans 🇵🇷 need not apply³ because born To They, for FLORIDIANS at La Calle Ocho in 1901, is  🇨🇺 Fulgencio 🦇 Batista, 🇨🇺 Cuban colonel and politician, ninth President of 🇨🇺 Cuba 🇨🇺(† d.1973).

³~. And, Reverend Sharpton, pay no attention to what Osler Amaro is going to say in two weeks, when Juan Lázaro plays back la Emisión Américas and doctors the script to his 🇵🇪 CAUSA 🇵🇪 con Champagne en el “🇨🇵 93 🇨🇵”, Öüï the staff feature Batista as a kind reminder for the José Díaz-Balart crowd that 🇨🇺 Batista, —has been † dead for 50 years this year.

😇 1948 – 🛩️  Ronnie Van Zant 🛩️, 🇺🇸 singer-songwriter 🇺🇸 (†d. 1977)

It’s 16th January in Paris, Franche, and in Hilo, Pineapple Express time, it is the end of Yesterday on The 11th Hour, with Denisas Kerschovas en el “16“.

From the makers of The Fountain en Fontana, and the Atlas at Mika’s penthouse at the Overlord Comcast fiefdom in Babylon II… comes the story of Bacardi en Saint-Denis (93).

(Pronounced ‘🚽She-cagó 💩)… es la ciudad de las dos necesidades y de Al, que pone las chelas* en la mesa.

*~. Chela, if fémina is short for Isela or, definitely maybe, perhaps—quizas, Arcelia, sin embargo, if the alcohol level is measured in degrees, then la chela es una birria, but definitely not at LA POLAR.

Over at the Morjo Show, John Heileman is bathing in meth, or baptizing some pipe en la pila. In any case SCENARIO, Donnie Deutsch can lick my balls [ ⚽ ], Eye has a “el chapulín ❤️ colorado” en ESPN, “THE OCHO” on my side, and never mind the time Donnie, you suck 24/7 en Hilo 🍍 and in 🏈 Dallas, aussi.

Before there was a “Spearchucker Jones”, came the inspiration for “Mad Max” in the form of Spearthrower 🦉 Hibou.

 

Over at the 🦿 Santos 🦵 Institute 🦿,  “J’aime tes genoux”, featuring El Orgullo del Nepotismo de Alejandro Jodorowsky, el tal “A~dan”, Natalia Lafourcade cameos as “la eñe“.

16 de enero de 1924¹ 

Happy Birthday 🎂 on The National Action Commission.

🇺🇸  National Religious Freedom Day 🇺🇸
Hail, Hail Rock and Roll

 

¹~. 🤠 Katy Jurado, alias Mrs. BOULANGER, 🇲🇽 actress 🇲🇽 (†d. 2002)… killed by JAMES COUBURN, “Alias” was there, James changed his name to Pat Garrett… and if Congresman Scarborough buys that, have Eye gots the perfect chambre en un Hotel de La HAVANA with a WINDOW to AMBOS MUNDOS.

If Ewe books now, Donnie Deutsch will lick your balls [ ⚽ ].

Jump to page 171… CHANO POZO ( Chico & Rita 2010 ) en:

CHICAGO STYLE Citation
(CMOS)

Quillevéré, Marcel. Cuba: une histoire de l’île par sa musique et sa littérature. Paris, FR:  Albin Michel and France Musique, 2022, —PERIOD!

!~. Note to KERSCHOVAS, do you really wanna go to Chicago? Because if Ewe does, The Chicago Manual Of Style (∴ CMOS ∴) specifies that you end your bibliographies with a period, —ya’ see.

The Man from La Mancha … The Amén Break

🎶 Hallelujah, 3x

Vénus, Mercury, and The Sun… Venus ♀️will not allow Mercury ☿ to tell a lie, especially when Hermes is staring directly at HÉLIOS…

 

And, Cousin Joe, “Fuck You Too!”, and please relay to your BUZZFEED buddies of 2016, now working at The New York Times, to wedge a Pan Flute on the crack of their ass, y que me soplen “La MarseYesAh » 💋

Antares Rhules Football 🏉.

🙀

 

Previously on, “º.~ Viejas Feas does not translate to “old ugly women””

Cécile Richards from “The Crazy Horse” in Paris, Texas, reports.

My little China girl
You shouldn’t mess with me
I’ll ruin everything you are
You know
I’ll give you television
I’ll give you eyes of blue
I’ll give you a man who wants to rule the world.

The Crowned Jewel of Raphaël Moran, —en proceso:

The experts observed four “barriers”, that is, “the technical root causes of the major event (the accident)”, which “had they been effective, would have prevented the collapse of the elevated bridge”, thus avoiding the death of 26 people. On that night of May 3, 2021, when the viaduct fell between Olivo and San Lorenzo Tezonco stations.

No word if any 🌮 Tacos de CHUCHOS  🐶 stands perished in the collapse of the M-12, at CONCORDE.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /cdmx /2022/5/10 /intento-de-sheinbaum-por-ocultar-informe-sobre-la- l12-le-resulto-contraproducente la- l12-le-resulto-contraproducente -285723 .html

And in KENTUCKY, Nintendo 🎮 came home to roost:

It’s like Orange Crush for Siouxes-es-ese.

A Tale of Two SMALLS
{And}
Negrita, Eye swears Öüï is KNOT making this Shit Up.

Across The Atlantic.

https ://www .nbcnews .com /news /us-news /kentucky-man-22-shoots-mom-dispute-xbox-controller-mothers-day-officia-rcna 28073

Richard “RNC” Steele moved to Paris… Richard is now kickin’ it at La Avenue de France Galop… Richard is going under his old Frisco alias and he was last seen getting busy on a Burger Quick, or something like that.

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And, GO’ill de Niza, did you catch that Amazon on Deadline? Of course you didn’t, y te comento que, LA Wallace almost cracked up on air when she saw “RNC” Steele on “The 19th”, anyhow, how about that Marco, eh?

Just an old Sweet Song
Keeps Georgia on my mind.
And the Song is:
THEE Compton LAdies

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According to Aristotle on the Morjo Show

Not the Alamo, more like an Evangelist’s belief that a certain tribe is supposed to fight the Apocalypse after « sweet baby Jesus” sweeps em’ up and away into a Tornado 🌪️ to get to Heaven {and} Zeppelin goes here.

https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-10782259 /Biden-Putin-Doomsday-Planes-flying-nuclear-war .html

As crazy as a shit house Wa???³

Settle down, Congressman, take a deep breath 🫁… now just how big was this “so called” rat? And are you sure it wasn’t one of those invasive baby albino capybaras smuggled into Florida through the Little Havana baseball league?

³.~ https://www.rawstory.com/maga-republicans-2657268212/

Greek navel-gazing BUZZ, starring LOKI, our Man of Mischief.

 

Oh-oh… somebody is blowing kisses at the pundit, and it’s not even your birthday, Mr. Scarborough.

Oh, the etiquette!

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Ladies in Gemini: Olga Br(z)Nski

And, still to come…

solo por chingar, con Jorge Saldaña y las embajadoras de Tatiana Clouthier en París.

They Seven…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2022/mar/02 /ron-desantis-france-fold-invaded-by-russia

The Problem with John Mill Ackerman… Meet, Mi, at Camera nº Three at the UNESCO HAÜS.

Following the all-out attack by the 13éme Arrd the 15th Arrd responded with with a carpet bombing… Little did They know that nothing sticks to a Brazilian.

En Piste…s-ese The FLORIDA GOVERNOR, and his remarks to France: I’ve Seen That Moo-vie, Aussi(es).

 

https ://www .reuters .com /world /bolsonaro-wont-condemn-putin-says-brazil-will-remain-neutral-over-invasion -2022-02-27/

22/11/2021 at 17h28 in CET… EXIT 2036 Périph Interior

The Road to Boulogne-sur-Mer

If the maths are correct, then in 2021 the French went ahead and invented the Autobahn del Interior… [Hear Mí Out, Franck] if the maths are correct then by 2036 The French Périph will become lo que el hijo de don Porfirio Muñoz-Ledo y Lazo de la Vega,  Porfirio Thierry Muñoz- Ledo Chevannier denominaría por allá en los años del “PEÑATO³” como un Patrimonio de La Fiesta de La Humanidad, asi como Patty Smith, ~pues… «iel» est classé Monument historique, c’est de la PROspective.

³.~ Porfirio es un excelente partido {Representante Permanente de México ante la UNESCO}… [A] día de hoy, es uno de los niños mimados del partido que gobernara Enrique Peña Nieto… todo un portento para una jovencísima Genoveva.
04/12/2014 23:40 CET
©2021 Europa Press…
USO justo de todos los chismes.

https ://www .europapress .es /chance /gente /noticia-porfirio-munoz-ledo-antiguo-amor-genoveva-casanova -20140111165342 .html

And Ewe knows Eye got{s} SOUL —_!_—
If i was a dancer (dance part. 2)
The Rolling Stones (1979)
ALBUM
Rarities 1971-2003 (1979)
LABEL
EMI

Anyhow, FRANCK, you remember this, right around the bend of 2014 a quasi-spaniard² with the legs of lego® doll was the SUPERINTENDENT of of all things related to the peripheric avenues along:

².~ Let the FO’ist « hijo de la chingada » en las filas de PROMéXICO who denies that don MANUEL “Carlos” VALLS is from BARCELONA throw the FO’ist STONE, because BARCELONA ladies in Gemini, as Évry body knows is CATALUNYA y no es ESPAÑA. Now about those lego™ legs, Président Hollande declared these a state secret©.

LA CHRONOLOGIE COMPARATIVE DU GRAND PALAIS ET DU PÉRIPHÉRIQUE

El canal de la Mancha de Jordan 23… NIKE has no SOUL, that is why they CALL her VICTORIA.

BREAKING THE NEWS, not to be outdone by THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR, The International New York Times [ISSUE Number No. 43,135] France edition € 4.00. is re~inventing the INTERNATIONAL BRIGADES with a CALL to ARMS in THAILAND where the PEOPLES’s DEFENSE FORCE, according to the AFP and GETTY Images (those motherfuclkers) say that the resistance opposes the Myanmar’s regime.

ÖÜI now returns to, LA CHRONOLOGIE COMPARATIVE DU GRAND PALAIS ET DU PÉRIPHÉRIQUE, or Something like that.

WILLA JEAN reporting from The Combo Stop at Route 66 where Willa is talking to a French tourist who calls himself Luc Fregón… and The REVEREND Al Sharpton and 300 Ministes say, “fregón, eh!!! Will, put that motherfucker to the test“, On Route, ~66.

Mr. Fregón according to the 4db band is a Urban traffic controller for the RER, which like him in the 1960’s was nothing more that a little tadpole in his daddy’s loins. Anyhow Mr. Fregón, if that is even his real name, introduces us to this —EXPRESSO DRINKING, red wine sippin’, GOAT-TEE SPORTIN’ 32° hipster— named Pierre¹ Vivien.

¹.~ Thereby throwing the FO’ist stone… that motherfucker!

On The Bad Plus… R U 4 REEL? FISH SCALES for lunch, what is this 2017?

Évry body with short Lego Legs® wants to Rule The World.