Goooooooooooold MORNING, Mr. Président!
Now, Sir, before Öüï begins the beguine, i am going to give Sammy Davis Junior a little time to really, really, Really—Really fill in, that girl from BARCELONA, CHRISTina… or was her name Mademoiselle Johansen, —Javier?
And Bardem goes:
¡Majo! Pero como jodes con esas patatas en Bréves à la mode de Ketch-up! ¡Ya os dije que yo no me llamo Javier, coño!!!
Episode 6 / Season(ing) 46
Dave Chappelle (Monologue)
“Come get your nigger lessons”
November 7th, 2020
Studio 8A, 30 Rockefeller* Center
New York, New York.
France Culture 2021
(intro to La CHAPPEllE* on SNL)
When: Winter 2020 – Summer 2021
Where: All over the Hexagone and all French territories.
Hours: depending on SigNal.
* For this course, the student must show proficiency in parallology, tangentology, and of course inter-dimensional traveling (Without Moving). NOW, it is very important for the student to show their work, lest you run the risk of being-in Sports and accused of racism… por ejemplo, Leslie Jones, did you happen to catch our strategy to fill your “shopping cart” à Paris?
OF COURSE, with Leslie Jones and her “shopping spree show”, now on the backburner, i must tell you Mr. President, that after 10 years of trying to tell a story that is now beginning to unfold (that is part of the reason that you former boss’ colleague, president Enrique Peña Nieto, is laughing on the dentils of recent snapshots in this blog) and part of that reason includes BERNARDO GÓMEZ’ instructions to DUNCAN BRIDGEMAN, director of “Hecho en Mexico”, to end “his fuck-you-mentary” (in true TELEVISA STYLE: para la gente jodida en México) with a version of EL PERRO ANDALUZ anthem, which happens to be titled “What are you aiming at, when you dream, —mexicano”.
This why, Mr. Macron, i know realize that one must be French (or something like that) to reach one goals when the aim is exposing INSTITUTIONALIZED CORRUPTION. But yes, i prefer child surfers, as opposed to child soldiers, and that is all that i am going to say, about that, before your boys in blue pick me up masturbating à La Concorde.
¿A qué le tiras cuándo sueñas africano?
Later on The Last Desk, with Congressman Lawrence O’Donnell:
Caption: “I wanTWObe a DOCTor”.