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Last Week To They — Full-circle on the Andalusians at rfpp . net

De las lunas, las de octubre.

And Zeppelin, my dear Comte Pâris, goes here:

— 1916: en La Franche ―over the stage at The Globe, German Zeppelins bomb the shit out of Paris.

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Hola guapa… I have news for your battle strategy, for starters, I come from a land where sadly, las lechuzas are censored like the fans of the Velsho Banned Book Club, it’s trou. North of the Zacatecas region, las lechuzas are worth less than a chilango, and Eye is not going to repeat what Öüï already relayed without caviardage, I must add, what happens to chilangos cuando pasan por la patria. So, with that in mind, today’s strategy will be to turn your Chouette into a blackbird, ready? Seth—G’eau!

— 1845 – “The Raven” is published in The Evening Mirror in New York, the first publication with the name of the author, Edgar Allan Poe.

Lorem ipsum seremus sumeres music merol…

COTEJADO

…

En fin, let Mí drink my breakfast and I’ll get back to Anda Lucía, love Mí Tú Times en version flamenca con un Duende al’Ao 🦉🪶… in the meantime have some CROW with your Blackbird, love fool:

— 1595: London, Leonardo DiCaprio and a Claire Danes are selected by Shakes Pirito to play the roles of Romeo y Julieta, Leonardo of course plays Julieta.

Répétition, répétition, and of course, répétition, — 🇪🇸Motherfuckers!

Y para cerrar, los invitados de hoy no llegaron [domingo 29 de enero], al parecer a FRANCIA, como la invitada de la semana pasada a la cabina de Botzaris, gracias a una boda, o quinceañera o algo así.

Lo cierto PENNY LEY en Futuro Media, es de que no todos los inmigrantes chilenos, de Chile, salieron de su país, por culpa de Pinochet; por mucho que Juanito Guanavacoa los empuje a decir que sí [domingo 22 de enero]. And it’s all right. Boda or not.

Entonces, ni modo de pintar el mismo cuadro, ya no se puede. El compromiso de Juanito Guanabacoa con el fotógrafo del ’68 en la sala de invitados, o algo así; ya no es igual, y no lo llamen “JUAN”, es Juanito y es puro teatro. And here is why:

not only did Juanito shifted his PsyNoptic analysis from Israel Vallarta and other assorted CERESinos³ in Mexico to some fucking piano bar at Metro Stop LEMOINE.

³~. Mexican jailbirds.

No! Not only did Juanito got his cake, he also picked up the pace that Osler Amaro, his old captain, dropped, now Juanito is analysing ‘El Azar‘ de Castillo en El Perú.

— 2020 – COVID-19 pandemic: The Trump administration establishes the White House Coronavirus Task Force under Secretary of Health and Human Services Alex Azar.

In the meantime, NOTHING! Nothing about the Genaro García Luna trial or its implications to that so-called “Mexique-Ranch” that Juanito so much denounced before he got … cut-off of his ‘lado del Sur’. But isn’t that the way this things go? You play the guitar on the rfpp and you jam at gigs for pago-en-especie.

Arrose les fleurs una vez por semana.

Anyhow mister ‘RG’ this concludes my coverage of The Juanito Guanavacoa Show, now I am going to occupy myself on watering plants or agriculture, or something like that, como mi tocayo Lenin².

 

²~. Salgado.

Athena, is that an arm youse missing, or are you just happy to see my Battle plan?

…

And, Katie Thang, i missed your show today but I liked that green dress that you wore on set.

The Amsterdam 🇳🇱 ConcertgeBums — I’m Your Boogie Man³

Women is the nigger of the world.

I read the news today, oh boy.

You say you want a revolution?

How dark do you want it?

https ://www .nytimes .com /2022/12/08 /magazine /mexico-general-cienfuegos .html

The Cienfuegos Case: Inside the Case That Turned Mexico’s Drug War Upside Down

Synopsis: The story of a RUSSIAN MERCHANT OF DEATH CLIENT (Gen. Cienfuegos) and “how a Pro-Publica-sponsored NYT investigation reveals how the United States painstakingly built a case against a Mexican general suspected of having ties to organized crime, and then decided to let him go.”

 

¡Ummm! L’Argent INA 🇦🇷

from the interWebs:

And BeIn’ FO’ The Benefit of Juanito Guanavacoa and all of his prescious lovechilds in Québec and RFPP dot com, “get your French Retirement with R.S.A. While You Can!!!”

There were three ‘Revolutions’” John Lennon explained in 1971, “two songs and one abstract. I don’t know what you’d call it… musique concrète, loops and that, which was a picture of a revolution.”

La Pension de Florence Cienfuegos Luna en Emmaüs.

At the Time (1968) France was tits-up, and the streets were turned into sandy beaches and cobblestones into rudimentary proyectiles by the so-called “Indigne-Vous” toxic bullshit of Le Courvoisier’s fans, according to Andy Warhol.

Even the then tenant² of l’Élysée fled the Hexagon  (of course He Did!) and found refuge at Abbey Road, according to The Cookie 🍪 Monster.

Jackie Alemany cameos as d’INA BOL u’Arte, and The Stein is AMLO El MALO.

³~. Turn Mí On, Deadman.

²~. Général Leschar de Gaulle.

“Hi, I’m K.C. of K.C. and The ☀️ Shine Band, and I’d like to say hello to all our fans in Holland » :

Be it early mornin’, late afternoon
Or at midnight, oh, it’s never too soon 🛎️ Of course, to BE RECOGNIZED for your work in France, as a foreigner, first you have had to have been a thug, a corrupt cop, a dishonest politician abroad and, most important of all, have a MEMBERSHIP CARD from AMNESTY International in Paris (XVIIIeme) or, a personal letter from any given friend of Pablo Gleason at RFI¹.

¹~. radio france international

.. In local news, the 13eme Arrondissement is celebrating the release of Brittney Griner from VLADIMIR PUTIN’s custody; the release was possible thanks to a prisoner swap arrangement where the basketball star was exchanged for a notorious gun-running smuggler nicknamed, “the Angel of Flight…,” never mind, I’ve just remembered that I am not JUANITO GUANABACOA or a member of the so-call “Voix des Sans Voix” à Paris, Eye is just another Sans Toit, or, as Vilma Fuentes at La Jornada  ‘affectionately” refers to U.S., un « clochard ».

Sources close to the C.A.F. are relaying that Viktor Bout’s paperwork for R.S.A. and retirement pension is already set and Amnesty International is already vouching that the gun-runner be included in the Christmas season stipend known as Solidarity Bonus Check.

Go Ahead, Cerf-panthére, “indigez–vous”:

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /3185 /reader /reader .html #!3185

Of course… one must be a Dirty 🇨🇵 French (o un 🇦🇷 Boludo en Patagonia) to enjoy Rosbif misery.

 

The prisoner exchange between a ganja vaper and a gun-running killer just goes to prove that Ed Luce is a FAG, and that Women Is The Working Class Hero of World… Eye bet Ed Luce thought that I was gonna’ write about that other Lennon painting about women being treated as zero-class citizens at Buckingham Palace.

https ://www .ft .com /content /803741eb-ce9c-4f20-8cba-a26bdb417406

And, Nathalie Piolé… Viva El Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez

Simone, qué Sí, Ni-Nah.

And, I quote, Joan Nelly Serrat…

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /banzzai /take-care-nina-simonetake-care-nina-simone-xavier-desandre-navarre-dmitry-baevsky-dizzy-gillespie-et-d-autres -5272423

Viva, MÉXICO cabrones.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eoRdC5f3EdU

Túruru… nací para, bailar.

En fin, Luisa Iglesias, muy interesante descubrir que tu colega en el micrófono de tu cabina pensaba que el auto-mo-vilsmo era cosa de los neófitos del otro jueves… de cualquier manera, Luis_ita, te invito a que descubras quién es el Negro más mexicano de mi espectro, a el Reverendo Al Sharpton, en el rollo de mañana en mi Blog, porque ahorita estoy en Ora’güey de Hawaii (Barack Obama).

You HO’id, IT! Here FO’ist, you Wild Bitch!

and Eye quotes: de América— Yo Soy

Fundación Televisa presenta:

https ://www .paredro .com /8-obras-magistrales-de –pedro-ramirez– vazquez- arquitecto-y-disenador-grafico/

The Televisa logo, which identified the company from 1973 to December 2000, was designed by the architect Pedro Ramírez Vázquez in 1972, since then the corporate colors have been yellow and orange. As an anecdote, many call the logo the Sun of Ibero-America, when in fact the author explained that it was an eye that saw the world through the television blind.

Pedro Ramírez shot the Sheriff and then he robbed El Museo de Antropología e Historia, a Risk Assessment officer for Seguros América, en Francia (sucursal Fr. Guyana) reported that the bandido, “an architect previous to his career as a foragido”, never turned in the blueprints to the museum which he designed. The officer however, did not see that as a red flag, but rather noted the historicity of Pedro Ramírez’ job history as a coincidence.

Previously on, “Sonora” deja ya joder con esos TACOS, porque si son de harina le pertenecen a GRENOBLE (French 🌯 TACOS) y si la tortilla es de maíz then they have been “Gastrofied™©®” by the “lazy, opportunist, tea-sipping, gentryfing Rosbifs at Top Gear³ what’s next, is your royal highness going to ‘coin’ the word « bacanora » for your Pubs?

Attention Camp  of the Canton de La Gendarmerie en la calle del Banco de Francia… the following is a decree issued by The Mexican Consulate at the 2nd Barrio del Centro de Ntra. ’Ñora de Las Víctorias:

https ://www .calendarr .com /mexico /personajes-de-la-independencia /amp/

In Paris, France, the Mexican Embassy ordered the Consular Section of that franchise (they are beginning to look like fascists) to hang the heads of the Conspirators of The State of Querétaro (named after Morelos, who did not make the Album cover of Let It Be a single swift coup) in the place of Lennon, le petit père Hidalgo y Costilla, to the left of Hidalgo is José Miguel Ramón Adaucto Fernández y Félix, más conocido como Paul McCartney but Évrybody knew him as Lupe Victoria, below the main conspirator, is Enarnación Ortiz, also known as “El Pachón”, or Mr. Starr 🤩, his valor and avocados the size of papayas kept the pelotón in step, and then there is the Dark Horse; Mariano Matamoros… Yoko Ono makes a cameo as La Virgen del 23 de agosto al 22 de septiembre.

 

De arranque, a classic ride, Ewe don’t need no Ticket, “Because cars reflect national characteristics don’t they?³”.

³~. https ://www .theguardian .com /media /2011 /feb/01 /top-gear-mexican-ambassador

Breaking Bat y Can : patrimonio de Caborca, ¡cabrones!

Sponsored by Fish Tacos y Rocky Point peñascos Risk Management y asociados.

Gastrofication™©®… noun:

https ://www .telemundo .com /noticias /noticias-telemundo /curiosidades /uso-de-la-palabra-taqueria– rcna47990

The process whereby the character of an ethnic food is changed by wealthier unimaginative people who open food joints  in former colonial powers such as England or, if you’d like, their soon-to-be-split little island, the U.K., period!

🎶 Yum yum bumble bee bumble bee tuna, i want bumble bee bumble bee tuna.

Over at RFPP, Celia Cruz is covering “Tu Vox”, and Eye quotes, “cristalina corriente cual una cascada”… Roco y La Sonora Santanera andan con “PanChiTo” bailando Cha-Cha CHA, y según Osler Amaro, rfpp está defendiendo las fosas de torturados en Las “tierra de Putin” según, Freddy Rojas.  Again, La Emisión Américas 106.3 fm no ofrece reproducciones de sus misas, por lo que van a tener que sintonizar ahorita mismo que la musiquita de circo acaba de tumbar la llamada a la defensa de Vladimir Putin.

En fin, “technical gremlins” en La Emisión Americas are having difficulties with the VoIP-Skype connection to Leviathan.

Sonora via The UK Subs

“SONORA has undergone gastrofication”. I bet you fucking rosbifs would not dare register trademark the word ‘boulangerie’ as a Brit copyright without starting another 100-year war with the Frogs.

Deer, President Obama (44) this PLAN has no name, yet!

Let U.S. Call it:

El Plan SLIM chance in HELL (OHIO) that things will change

Yada, yada, DIng-dong follows, with Cinnamon Spice for CHECO Pérez, don Carlos protégée… Brrrmmm, brrrrmmm, Cabrones!!!

R.I.P. ~ C.O.P.S. (1989-2020)

Season 33, Episode 1
Stolen Cars and Firearms… CANCELLED
The Televisa Foundation however, picks up the reality show in a new LATIN US TV titled:

Autos Chocolate on the Fast & Furious Track.

Dear, Adrienne ElRod

Dear, Adrienne Elrod, please inform The Lincoln’s Project, Steve Schmitt, that we [the staff] don’t mind him using our lingo to bash on Corrupt cops, have at it… nice touch on the pineapples by the sink, say D.A.R.E. Mr. Schmitty, are you a Sponge Bob fan or are you just happy to take a cue from Mí.

🎶 Bad cops bad cops
Whatcha’gonna do
whatcha’gonna do
when they come for you
Bad cops bad cops…

How About YOU, MSNBC,
will you be reconsidering your weekend LOCK-UP programming BARR? Or, will you, Phil Griffith* move your Reality Answer To C.O.P.S. on FOX, to your new Peacock on-demand… AND on DeadLINE.

* La Hache, Seth Meyers… es muda
We'll always have Tillicum, WA

We’ll always have Tillicum, WA .:. 1EA5847F-C533-4D60-B348-7BE252AC7558 👮🏻‍♂️

And for the record, Mr. L.L. McKelvey, if you follow the T.R.A.I.L. of tears, perhaps you will discover that the REPUBLICAN STRATEGY to counter the democratic side of the aisle with regards to a police reform bill following the death of Brother Floyd, is a dude by the name of Tim Scott (R–S.C.), Eye is wondering, Mr. Tha God, if that motherfucker is Black, charred or just toasted–on–top, since you seem to be the authority on this matter.

https ://www .npr .org /2020/06/09 /873356229 /led-by-tim-scott-senate-republicans-begin-drafting-their-own-police-reform-plan?t=1591784921356

Time now for The Last Word before the Oh Five Hundred hours in Central Nato Times. Happening right now, Eddie Gloude Jr., is framing a new book which explains why Cristòfor Colom‘s statues in the United States ended up charred, headless and, submerged in lakes. Según, el profe Eduardo Gloude Junior, la historia hasta este preciso punto en la tierra anglosajona que por ser excepcional decidió acaparar todo territorio hasta llegar a HAWAII, ha sido una mentira, which brings us to our staple Public Service Announcement:

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /opinions /five-myths-about-christopher-columbus /2015/10/08 /3e80f358-6d23-11e5-b31c-d80d62b53e28 _story .html

Coming up in the programming

Coming up in the programming .:. 92065F8F-8CC1-4DC9-995D-321C4D4FDCB0 🍍 Michael Moore joins the anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics, known as Furries, at the Seth Meyers attic… perverts. • Deer, Keyleigh McEnany, wanna crash an orgie? Eye know a place and you can “undergirth” all you want à volonté.

… so, Mr. Meyer, squirrels in the attic, eh‽ Is D.A.T. what you are calling your Sexual Speakeasy? Check it out Sethy Boy, Eye knows “Three Cool Cat’s”:

Well up came that first cool cat,
He said: man look at that.
Man do you see what I see?
Well I want that middle chick,
I want that little chick.
Hey man, save one chick for me.

Over, at The DeadLine after hours Saloon, The Wallace is rendering the Sheik of Araby with the aid if Incubus… and for some unexplainable reason Peter Baker from The New York Times is not amused.

Mantequilla's delirium

Mantequilla’s Delirium .::. 1C373F36-E2B6-4ADB-B3BD-90150234297E 🏄🏽‍♂️ 🌋 Dear, Steve Schmitt; don’t look now but the totem Stitch behind you just found a place on a pundit’s neck.

At The Auction • Part Three, featuring The Fast and Furious thorns–es—ese.

Page 2,

Musical guest: GWar
Hit: Why can’t öüï be friends?

BREAKING THE NEWS—BREAKING THE NEWS

Republican senator, and MAINE Trump apologist, Susan Collins urged The Nation, that after four months the Virus has learned “its” lesson and Americans should listen to “our” dear leader, Donald John Trump.

Mel Ramos

Item 278
MEL RAMOS (B. 1935)
Flicka (2010)
£ 10,000 – 15,000
from: 100 Drawings, p.117.

meanwhile in kentucky, sheltered pablo neruda aficionado, and republican senator, Rand Paul continues to swing his dick on the youngest scale of the most vulnerable among the nation by declaring himself (like donald john trump) a swedish lover of Ruhles and then, as if to reference ‘El Siglo de Oro’ at El Chamizal National parking lot, Mr. Paul mused like a gringo follower of nero en “la colonia roma” clamoring for the children to get back to school, as news of a newly discovered virus D.A.T. targets children, which are currently being plotted, as the Purple Pundit speaks, on the casualties map of the ‘msnbc’s’.

Jump To Page III

At the Auction • Part Two

Previously, on Local Motion News…

Enter the Austrian Bundeskanleramt

We love the all the all of you

“We love the all the all of you…” .::. 33CFA90E-D97C-4760-B248-DFD498B7F9A5 🦠💋

The French started to re–integrate the circulation of The Mighty Mighty Euro. Aussi, on the balconies and at corners in Paname, the athmosphere resembles an MTV set from the 1980’s with a PR flair. Indeed, plots on the map at different intervals this past VE Day Weekend Edition noted and documented the ADF’s¹ state of being on the last 3 days before The French opened the streets for everyone; the only thing D.A.T. is missing in this sketch are the fire hydrants moisturizing the revelers and their children calling them back home for supper.

[Over the speakers, as Cousin Joe explains that he is actually recuperating Item *227, to Mrs. Brzezinski, the auctioneer was heard bloating the medical performance of the previos purchasers. Cousin Joe’s voice is accentuated by a collective gasp after another “outstandingly stupid” claim made by the auctioneer.

— “It’s negative in a positive way”, claimed the auctioneer.

It's a known constant

It’s a known constant, the past two generations of “Americans” (the exceptional kind anyhow) have been thought to study for the test, as opposed to develop the necessary critical thinking to question HOG SHIT when it comes from
the asshole who holds all of the guns. .::. C7F0ECEB-FC99-47FF-A995-825C6B0800E7 ⚾️ or… from the billionaire who pretends that he is motherfucking IRONMAN with a Rocket to leave the Earth, which the Man at the CFR is re–introducing, and snatching from the Very French… 🏄🏽‍♂️🤺🥊 Oh, the humanity.

— “Of course, öüï both agreed that immediately after the ceremony Item *227 would be returned to the collection,” blabbered Cousin Joe over the Auctioneer’s laughable claims of ‘superior performance’ and shady benchmarks.

In the meanwhile, at the Angelino section of New York City, the flower arrangement on John Heilemann countertop is not D.A.R.E. by accident, as a remote bidder, Heilemann is sending a signal to The Marfa Lights Prada outlet; the message, “Public Crisis are the prize of a banana/pineapple smoothie”].

The overthrow will not be televised

They don’t make the CARRILES like D.A.Y. used to at the School of The Americas, why with all this BETSY DE VOSS family ties (Blackwater) private-mercenary sector contracting, the Kissinger allure is being flushed down the loo… change the channel Cousin Joe, well come on! Change, IT!

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And over at the Bronx (in Washington, D.C.), Americans are putting an Asterisk on yet another French invention: The World.

Indeed, Richard Haass grabs the spotlight from The Very French and projects the role of giving “the” introduction of Le Monde on a Global Stage. It appears that Professor (a Bohemian Grove honorary title) Haass is in cahoots with “the” Heileman, that fruit next to them oranges was not placed there by Serendipity² (Heilemann’s Mexican m.a.i.d.). Keen–eyed viewers of “What’s Wrong With This Picture” will immediately note that the cantaloupe to the Left of Heilemann’s shoulder is what El Mercado Mexicano catalogues as “melón CHINO” and that next to that pineapple, the “Manila Mangoes” are nowhere to BEE Seen, —Honey Pie.

The Thorn Etiquette

The Book of Thorn Etiquette and other assorted Ruhles .::. 6FA6BD66-51DE-4808-B7DF-FC7855C47CBE 🐝 Lorde Lorne Loyalist? Find out at the 11th hour.

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Over at the Seth Meyers set, Tina Fey just confirmed that she does not read this most non–consequential blog; it’s a good thing that öüï the staff of this most non–consequential blog are not with them “colonial” Loyalists (punto y coma) because historically, the Loyalists are with “King George” and King George is not fit for office, as a consolador prize… wait scratch D.A.T. — as a consolation prize, not a consolador prize (LOL)  you get the rest of eternity off for having such a nice metal bookshelf as a backdrop. That other güera, “la Pohler”, we really don’t get her recreational güeys, and so Eye want’s u.s. to skip that E.R.A. of the sketch line. Öüï could not agree more.

All In For The Record

All In For The Record .::. 2F336BC9-267F-4BAF-A7B3-C6DE006144C7 … So, yeah, Chris Hayes, please relay to Brian Williams that we [the staff] don’t do the backgrounds, we only relay what’s on the menu, and as previously mentioned, we can see that el melón no faltó, a Honeydew variety no less. Again, we report that at the Heileman kitchen, Serendipity skipped the Manila mangos. —_•!•_— In any case, FAST & Furious, with a special dedication to The President of the admin Tribunal in Paris, follows. And as promised, From The TOP.

² https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /sociedad /2020/05/11 /empleadas-domesticas-demandan-seguro-desempleo-frente-a-crisis-por-covid-19