On the menu, una Causa 🇵🇪/🇪🇸 hispano peruana, y dos moros con cristian@s, una cubana y el otro estadounidense de South Carolina.

En Todas Partes Hay Negros

… Meanwhile in France, Marianne is building bridges with The Pooh 🍯.

True story

I’m 8 Up, and that’s not even pornographic… eventually it will turn into a neverending cone shaped thingy.

… Here’s a tip:

but first, let’s settle that bridge once burnt with Pythagoras, and for the record, that nigga’Owes Mí five clams.

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Ewe can Pi por radio al cuadrado but you can’t Pooh 💩 on the right triangle 📐.

And, Willie Geist…blogging is not a crime, The New York Times, however, is Fast and Furious on the car-pool line. And Ben Smith, fuck you and your SemaFor traffic 🚦.

Now we know how many bridges it takes to honeymoon down by the Seine.

Now, Baltimore! Of all bridges, might think that it is the only waterway that casts a spell on vessels, but Paris! Of all waters is just as bad.