Our (🇺🇸) very own Hitler’s Femme

Ponga La Basura en Su Lugar

Insecure Billionaire Films and Pay-to-Play Sycophants Apart

 

Ewe tú are a DESAIRE.

Meanwhile at The Buzzfeed de Scarborough, it’s “Lake City Ammo” and Narcos-are–U.S., literally, drug traffickers thrive because of the armament industry in the land of Willie Geist.

Point Five-Oh, business as usual ; Killing is Uncle Sam’s Business and MEGADETH was right, Metallica fans are unforgiven fags.

 

Any 🦉 hoot Ben “buzzfeed”, remember “Fast and Furious”? If you don’t here’s a red light signal 🚥 so please ignore the green and amber lights you are going to have to go to LANE 5 of the Mexican Customs 🛃 “garita”.

Enjoy the annotated bibliography guys, you’ve earned, IT!. Eye tells Ewe what, Ben Smith at Semafore, considering that ALL NEWS ARE LOCAL and politics global i, Armando Segovia, am going to take your prestigious-ass back to that little room at the SciencesPo School of Communication at Saint-Germain-des-Pres next to that NYT office (2014), i will bring the AVOCADO, you can munch on ferments and Danone™️… CARLOS MANZO the assassinated mayor of Uruapan, Michoacán, will prepare the Washington POST SUPER BOWL party guacamole 🥑.

Musical Guest : CHRIS REA (1989) The Road To Hell

Tata fatiguée il joue tout la nuit avec Dolly

Rhinestone 🇧🇷 Cowboy, Jorge Mário da Silva, dit Seu Jorge stars as Silvester Stallone at the Melania Trump Center.

Daddy Is Fucking Tired, so tired.

i.b.i.d.

Issy, the sheriff is a Stallion, Donald Trump… and Jeffrey Epstein introduced him to Melania in CALIFORNIA. And then your mother went skateboarding with Hitler in hell, Donald. In Hell motherfucker. In HELL.

In the mean time, No Insistas Susana Poveda… mi corazón is Bro💔keN… fuck you and las parisinas, where are all the French Wimmin at?

This concludes our Saturday spiel because Öüï (that motherfucker) is drunk as he should.

… but knot before asking: IS VALÉRIE PÉCRESSE (CENSORED)… yada,yada, yada.

Special Nuke-ular Update: Fuck that Öüï is back, it’s a beautiful Saturday afternoon and it’s trouble-some that there are no French wimmin on the streets, only Parisians cunts, and they don’t even shower… stinky cunts—ol’Of—Em#.

🎵Wake up-wake up blue tears are droppin’ ☎️

Emergency 🦺

Finger-bang bang, finger 🤘🏼 bang 🤘🏼
KISS 💋

Where did all the French cunts go? Inquiring Rosbifs want to know, Siren 🚨.

Note to editors : no Parisian cunts were harmed in the finger-banging of our Black Mirror… our dick is way too small to re-verbirate those VAMPS.