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In Hilo, Hawaii, Apolline de Malherbe says good night to November

Listen to The Doobie’s… listen to them Brothers as they toke con La Hierba Mala con rumbo a Tijuana, but not por “La 🛣️ Panamericana” because that’s the road that Manu Chao took in order to voluntarily get lost on the Road to Escondido near Mira Mar.

 

In Paris, France, The Ukraine Girls are about to listen to the music at l’Elysée with Mister Macron… Issy-Perreine, don’t bogart that joint — pass it over to Mí.

Here, allow Mí to stack this hit 🎯 for Ewe.

It’s still November in Hilo, Hawaii.

 

After the break, CLAUDIA SHEINBAUM shattered all them norms and that (president) Bitch re-defines that Old Guayabera Blanca, —Shazz💥Am, ma‘am👊🏼 pow, wow and ol’Dat jazz.

No Insistas 🇮🇹 MELONI 🍈

Don Luis, mentor de don Obrador, dit “AnLO” en La Chingada grandeza de sus años al servicio del PRI.

Bienvenida 🫒 Tijuana 🇲🇽

White is out, Olive 🫒 Green is in.

Bienvenida guayabera mía… y a Florence Cassez cómo le quitamos lo bailado?

Encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Mexico

No Congés were hurt in the spanking of these congas… en un minuto de Jazz: no insistas Nancy Somber, Öüï don’t need no stinkin’ Instant Grams!!! I have Crack ⚽ in my blood.

Octubre 2011
Hecho en México
by Duncan Bridgman
produced by
Bernardo Gómez

Deer Isaac, by the power vested in Mí by the motherfucking Producers, and Mephistopheles… Eye hereby remind all Goodfellas and House Painters that:

In The Hand of Bart — Jazz’jueves vieja…

Mel Brooks is God and Martin Scorsese is off-course a Jumping Jack Fag.

Sin celery,

D’ante y D’espues

But first, Amarillo By Morning… up from San Ant’on.

Fidel Castro was God… at The Melania Trump Center

Mojito

Kiss 💋 🎸

In D.C. insertions, Pablo Torre inserted his buddy. It’s Ivy League and connections, or just plain ol’nepotism, and this! This is why Donald Trump is master of ceremonies at the Kennedy Center’s last dance with Democracy in America, it’s in French so fuck if even Eye can understand that shit.

And no mister Blumenthal, no. Wake up from Morning Joe. It’s no mystery look into my i’s. My i’s are dotted, how about your tee’s?

Verbatim: Molotov they thought that they were the underground, of that I don’t have the slightest doubt. What happened is that the underground is on the surface. Carlos Monsiváis, January 1998.

ALASKA is/was Russian… Silvester Stallone stars as a Connect-Eye—Cut write-in candidate.

That’s right Thomas de Corbillón, you’re not from Paris³

³~. Texas, but Texas loves you any Güey.

… pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, mister Paul (Pablo en Tagalum) Torre, but whatever you do, please consider that I don’t select the headlines, ni a mis pinches tocayos en el exterior.

Never mind the chicas… The Justice wants Chico.

 

— And, this is what both the Florida Governor and the Cripple-fuck in Austin don’t understand, more on that at Nine… never mind that, The “S-files” shifted songs from country music playing on the radio to Only Rock And Roll, and the song, which was supposed to remain the same, went from “Symphaty for given shelter” to “Give me your devil, Mic,”, or something like that.

Meanwhile, back at The Champ de Mars, it’s:

Paris attack near Eiffel Tower leaves a translucent German guayabera dead and at least one Rosbif almost lost an eye, a third person was also injured, his or her nationality is, and/or remains a mystery.

Auf Wiedersehen Zu Meinem Durchscheinenden Guayabera… or how I Learned To Love “The S-files” in Paris, France

Over at Marawi, in The Philippines, a Catholic mass went boom 💥, and if that wasn’t enough, an important tremor also hit that archipelago.

Jam On It, Juanito Guanavacoa… jam on it³.

En contexto para Miles Davis⁹ con Marjolena en S’il-en-Zio.

Previously on, “Tu vuo’ fa’ l’americano”…
⁹~. Eye told Ewe’ol that I could see The INSEE for Miles.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /rencontre-avec-purse_snatchin-karmitz-autour-du-cinema-NAPOLITANO-louvre

“We’ve used text-to-speech technology to translate these questionnaires, but we’d like to test these translations to see if they’re good enough and intelligible enough, and I’d like to know if it would be possible to… yada, yada, yada …

Full Buck Moon on the 4th of July… and if you buy D.A.T. you will get a mattress for our 4th of July edition of: Baby You’re a Rich man’s girl.

[Informations Mains Libres: Enquête Sans Domicile ; Insee]

https ://www .insee .fr /fr /metadonnees /source /serie /s1002

To Serve and Protect, from L.A. with love… I’ve seen this episode of The Streets of Bakersfield too and it goes like this, “I came here looking for something, I couldn’t find anywhere else ” :

En France, la carte de séjour compétences et talents était un titre de séjour qui a été créé par une loi du 24 juillet 2006, avant d’être supprimé en 2016³.

³~. I have it on good authority to release the following and arc da’Fuck out of the Plan Merida of 2007 and my visit in the Fall of 2010 to the French Consulate on Highway 66 in El Ey: that the “compétences” part of the iniciative was NIXED with Mí in mind*.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Carte_de_sejour_competences_et_talents

It will be issued to Indian computer scientists, but not to Beninese doctors, because their country needs them.

Elle a été remplacée par la carte de séjour Passeport Talent.

… and thus, The Masked Singer was created for the good people of France.

El Jam de las Causas de Juanito Guanavacoa
ad hoc chilango para Tierra Caliente en décalage… but that is just the Mexican president speaking about Hípolito’s murder under HIS NARCO ESTADO, which he (Francisco Belmont) inherited and is now OVERSEEING, en Apatzingán… just like CALDRÓN, in the years of SARKOZY did.

Light my voice recognition translator.
Well Ewe know that it would be untrue, 🔥💃🏻

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Ad_hoc_hypothesis

It’s the What IF, we get lucky in France refugee defense.

³~. Qué sería de Alain Rouquié sin ex~policias judiciales como usted². Gracias a ustedes, los movimientos franceses le dieron la versión Amerigo Vespucci a las “auto defensas” de Miranda, y ya para el 3er Festival de Cinito Mexicano en Paris, Juanito y Pablo se hicieron para el lado del Nopal en la zona de tolerancia de Pigalle.

Hoy, 2 de Julio del 2023, Franciso Belmont se indigna con la muerte del Che Guevara. Al mismo tiempo, recibe su MOCHADA de la cámara de comercio en la américa latina del IHEAL (Sorbonne, annexo¹), and to quote Chucho Salinas, of Luis Echeverria fame at “El Blanquita⁸”, “en El frontón a eso se le llama “ chayote en especie”.

¹~. À la Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux en Versailles.

But First, let the record show that JUANITO Guanavacoa is pandering to Alain Rouquié on his show and he just bumped SoFy Velasco to the second hour of his apologiste spectacle for the Blues Men en Andalusia y Montpellier.

And, Martin at the Bagagerie del bendito instituto de estadísticas francesas de los franceses en francia… have you ever been to Torreón? Not nécessairement to the watchtower, all along la colonia Roma de tu embajador en México?

Oh, say can you fuckers see?

²~. Y que chingue a su madre Maxin aussi… but let the décalage fellow alone, Brasil is already fucked, so let’s switch it over to LA PORTE DES LILAS where Juanito Guanavacoa is clowning around with music that his harmonica does not understand.

Now, then… with this being Summer in Paris, Juanito Guanavacoa is going to slowly turn his propaganda into the news d’actualité en su pinche rancho de Méxique, but like they say in Botzaris, “when the cats go on vacation, a las ratas les brotan alas como alacranes de Oberkamfpt.”

The following event is sponsored by PROMéXICO and La Chambre de Comercio de América latina en La Porte de Versailles. ELITISMO vende PATRIA.

{or}

as President Sarkozy once said on wikipedia tv:

… It is a question of organizing not a brain drain but a circulation of $kill$.

or maybe it was his Immigration Tsar who said that.

And as that takes place, Juanito talks MEXICO narco-news, under pressure. Meanwhile, his Franchute audicene is living the dream in all of the VAcations SPots around their colonies, including OAXACA y MICHOACAN.

NAturally, Juanito will focus on “the viagras” just like President Emmanuel Macron focused on video games to bottle-up the latest police incident avec un POC with issues. And please, Susanita, don’t even get me started with “los templarios”.

The Morning After : animation

El llanero de las flores and other assorted transliterations.

 

The they would arrive when Mexican basket ballers became a doppelganger version of aspiring French Musketeers in at King James 🏀 Court, inversely proportional but in another PROFILE, a French 🏀 talent is learning the talk that Eugene Robinson 📰 at El WaPo gives his black children when they get behind the wheel of a Large Auto 🎱 Movil and any given Sheriff 🚓  pulls the car over.

96 hours of subs on the floor… 96 hours of, yeah they all are sleeping with fishes, 🎵 and in The End, the plunge you take is equal to any refugee who sunk in the coast of Greece.

I Shot Susana Poveda, but I did not shoot the United States Academy, which was part of América.

And, Ambassador with a difficult name to write… me da güeva escribirTe-te-te, sin embargo it’s time to thread the news of today, with things that I wrote about before, and in particularly, Excmo. Ambassador Asvasadourian, that little weapons smuggling operation from the creators of WACO, Texas, and Ruby Ridge.

But don’t take my blog (word) for it, you sir have the authority and the right to review my motivational letter to the French Consulate in Los Angeles, California, dated November of 2010, in one of the paragraphs you might perhaps maybe notice the part about the weapons smuggling that would come to be known as the “aspersions on Louie Gomer’s asparagus,” have your Twitter®️ Monkees look it up because it‘s as trou 🕳️ as a Whole in on the ground 🎨.

And this is where Mariana X. Rivera comes in… spoiler alert, Mariana is only a note 🎶 on this composition, a thread in the Gleason’s “Films d’altérité”  and of De Obeso’s “Rencontres Cinématographiques Viva Mexico” huipiles y guayaberas.

Eye does knot follow the knews 🇬🇧, said the the Peruvian 🇵🇪 president, according to Osler Amaro en rfpp before he was stopped on his way to Mexico’s güey. Trou 🕳️ story. Plunge in.

 

La Munera Santanera — en pista, para Siempre en Domingo³

Fucking Australians, Ewe can never depend on those motherfuckers, reminds Mí of Messi at Dodger Stadium 🏟️…

From the makers of, “Las Más Cabronas” and “The Vagina Monologues ”, radiofrance en tsf presentan, a su Hartista ex[c]lusivo, Nacho Cano en el rol de Carmen de Bizet, en pista, Ana Torroja canta para el público de Raúl Velasco³ en « Siempre en Domingo ».

El Circo

In ancient Rome, munera were public works and entertainments provided for the benefit of the Roman people by individuals of high status and wealth.

 

Sept. 44 no hubo mundial, but Öüï did liberate NANCY, en la France… in ’79 La Argentina was the Champion 🏆 of El Mundo de Le Monde, just like the ol’República Federal Germans rhuled the Stadiums during them Kissinger Water Fronts. The little ringamagigit 🛎️ is El Paso, al paso, o como diría Buendía, “Lo dicho, dicho está”.

https ://en  .wikipedia .org /wiki/Munera _(colonia_Roma)

Como por ejemplo, el ya de‘por[tado] sí : 

Cotejado 🇲🇽

LoREM ipΣ… Our apologies for missing YesterTheys show with Denisa Kerschovas, but I don’t know how many times Eye has to twinkle Ewe, los párpados en Morse Code: I’ll never go back to Georgia, Savannah! No insistas.

Cotejado 🇫🇷

…

Rayuela… no es lo mismo, y no sea mamón en La Jornada

Mhmmm… La Argentina.

Si yo fuese, Maradona, le diría a Manu Chao que la Izquierda, está fuera de lugar³.

False equivalency con las Madres de La Plaza de Mayo.

Mira que organizar una manifestación, así como la que Luis Echeverría ordenó para quitarle los clavos a Chorpus Christi,  esos si que son aguacates. Estoy casi seguro que don Luis ha de estar regodeándose con los detalles de la manifestación de don Andrés en el Zócalo.

da’Fuck do ewe know about Peyote, Patti? Carla munches on it with her Nutella®️ Évry They 🪄

³~. Except, maybe… In Lula, with Brasil.

Over at FIP central station it’s…

‘Skiüs Mí, but in this humble bubbly Blog, San Martín de Porres is a Knight in Her Majesty’s Service and Jimi Hendrix is a producer on Steve’s jobs apple pharma.

Make Jimi, great again… pinchi George!

While Eye Kizz The Ska’is.

🐍

And in this corner. Fighting out of the Eye told you cocksuckers SO corner. It’s of course, Juanito Guanabacoa, because why the fuck Knot!

Öüï interrupts this transmission to bring you the latest on the Crosstown ho’s and the upward ladder with an Air France concession trust fund and an… I better shut my blog before Poseidon sends his clochards.

Nah, i know where the octopusses are buried.

Plus… Eye buried Titus 🙀

… Tu chingada madre, it means fuck you in Eastern European… in french it means “no fucking Back Bone” , or as Denisa Kerschova learned today, it means espina dorsal para Tus SacaDos.

Keep on rocking at The Red Cross ❌

Time-stamp : Sunset 4-Theys Before Armistice

Capitalismo efímero en décalage

Roadhouse Trucking… shithouse is at the end of the River, under a bridge 🌉.

The fuck you faggots know about Change?

Hocus what?

Vilma Fuentes, La Jornada, 10 julio, 2022:

Let’s check the numbers on that date, ∵ that 10/07/2022 must be from the new « epístolas » of Vilma Fuentes, ∵ that Waterloo episode sounds like an Old Regime entry in, “Nosotros ya no somos los mismos”, Pacheco.

Gotcha!

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/10/02 /politica /mar-de-historias-nieve-en-primavera/

https :// youtube .com/watch?v=52_3VCnKI8Y

And here is why, anybody can pick up the 1968 flag, particularly the Mexican edition of that year; I present as documented evidence, Dr. John Mill Ackerman and his nepotistic wife, generational social justice racketeers who in on October 02, 2014, tore their robes off to denounce La Matanza de Tlatelolco to a Parisian university audience, long story short, when López Obrador became president of The Mexican United States, Mrs. Ackerman was positioned in a cabinet position. The first thing that she did was to exonerate the “top federal cop”, currently in charge of the COAL INDUSTRY in Mexico, for his involvement in the torture and death of a Drug Enforcement Administration spook in Jalisco.

In Technicolor

And then of course, doña Eréndira Sandoval proceeded to appoint extended members of the SANDOVAL clan from Veracruz, to key positions in the Obrador regime.

https ://mexico .as .com /mexico /2021/06/21 /actualidad /1624304249_900211 .html

 

Sin embargo: this is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, the store is hiring. La “suspención de garantias” no aplicán en Pôle Emploi, ask Florence Cassez, she took an ElBow Grease job with The Zodiacos in The México of Fox 🇲🇽, and she still got RSA en Puerto Vallarta when she was Johanna Gallo, en Cuernavaca de San Ángel.

Any how, HERE is the low-down on today’s programming during The Juanito Guanabacoa Show, but before that Spiel arrives, Öüï urges the good people in México, to go ahead and KILL A CHILANGO, I am Sirius, kill a fucking Chilango y haz patria, hijo de la chingada.

Long story short, the assassination of Mexican students in 1968, and as Johnny Guanavacoa mentioned on the Juanito Canales Show, in 1971 that tragedy would not have turned into a Palmolive™️ soap opera if those “little mexicans” would not have tried to be French in the first place.

As doña Vilma Fuentes, so fucking solemnly states: Only the French are allowed to have Liberty and happiness, developing Shithole countries should just be grateful for Tú Dollar/Euro/Yen discount stores. Note to editors, in recent weeks, the Sterling Pound has gone the way of Acapulco. In other words, The U.K. is about to start World War III once the owner of the Manchester United 👹 realizes that his precious Premier League ⚽ is about to have the same purchasing power as Los Gallo’s Blancos 🤌🏽 de Puebla (Querétaro, pues).

 

 

Un minuto de Silencio… Fuck The 4th of July

ONLY ON FOX NEWS:

Holiday for Fortunate Sons… of KEMET.

 

I, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, am with Eddie Gloude Douglass Jr., on this one… and furthermore, you Cocksuckers, I do declare that the Leader of El Cuarteto PATRIA 🇨🇺 is a direct descendant of Frederick Douglass, just place a Stetson on that guajiro and the resemblance is uncanny… AND FUCK SHAKIRA$$$ on Weight Watchers.

Requiem for Ice Scream, Ewe Scream, Öüï All Scream Ah for Tunas…
Bienvenida Guayabera Pantone 1805, period!

Hey, AP LeMire… On your flight back across The Atlantic please pay attention just below the Greenland marker on your LCD Screen in front of you, once you see it, open the sunscreen on your Window seat and snap a picture of Lady Liberty covering ALFONSINA Y EL MAR… in case you missed it, Lady Liberty is Walking back To Egypt, which is where She was supposed to go but got rejected by the Sons of KEMET there. Look It Up! Or ask Indi(o) Juanes* at La Baggagerie à Les Halles.

Ibid.

*~. Indi(o) Juanes is what Mike The Dog (Matisse) calls me when he is feeling inadequate about his Patriot Holiday here in France, the French call it, TOM SAWYER THEY.

…

¿A Quién ShingaDos Se Le Ocurre?

Sure, if like Jose López Portillo¹, your piggy bank is in the habit of walking in abundance, and the body of water next to your territory is saltier than salt then yes, by all means, turn your coastlines into a parking lot, but if …

Freedom Of 76
Ween
Living on Bananas and Coke

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[and-only-if]

an entourage arrives to a body of buried water, and your Petrol Industry is having to to SHELL out millions of dollars for a bucket of ICE…

{not}

Please don’t be like Poderoso Víctoria.

Context for Geraldo Rivera 🇵🇷 follows

Guadalajara en un Llano, México en una Laguna de desechos pre-colombinos.