Does it pass your kosher test?

Previously on, Matrícula Consular :

Bone spur deferments from BATTLE FATIGUE will NOT be talked about.

George C. Scott³ : Now, there’s one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now, when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, “What did you do in the great World War II,” you won’t have to say, “Well… I shoveled shit in Louisiana.”

Cotejado Over The Dark Side of The Moon — Doctor Poisson would’t let Mí down or allow shenanigans tomorrow at 3h in Central Europe Time ; 9 p.m. in Rachel Maddow Prime. It reads like an April’s 🐠 Fool Day cliche but being for the benefit of Donald John Trump, the clown will speak tonight. The United States of America could not have scheduled a better night to tell the rest of the world to fuck-off. I keep on telling you all that I don’t select the moon cycles, i simply juxtapose these for Ewe.

 

Mmmm, yeah smells like recycled manure from Kentucky.

Yeah, no.

 

Now how befitting for the most unbecoming of the 45 presidents between Donald John Trump’s administrations to tap dance about/around THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN AFFAIRE with yet another U.S. incursion into another forever war in the vicinity of The Garden of Eden and Timbuktu. It’s like Winston Churchill once told Patton at Fort Knox,

you will be able to smell the YELLOW BELLIES from the real patriots by the smell of Kentucky manure that they leave behind… just like John Wayne or Donald Trump ; all 🎪 show and no 🪖 DD-214.

One moe’ a-gain : reliable narrator Dr. Poisson is, —in•deed

Ahora háblamos en el Súper Tizón 🔥 and Öüï hopes that Aloha no te pase como a Puerto Rico with that orange ape and the paper towels.

Now we know how many dinosaurs 🦖 Baby 🦕 Jesus rode.

 

https ://www .bbc .com /news /puerto-rico-trump-paper-towel-throwing–abominable–4/10/2017

🎶 So, so you think 💬 Ewe can tell?

It’s like a fragmented Anthology, pues.

 

but first !

Öüï has to remind our non-readers that this most non-consequential blog is a Chicago Style, annotated bibliography ; a daily contestation (not a reaction) to La France (especially that cunt, Marianne) for stripping a talents and skill Visa from my hands, just as the 43 from Ayotzinapa were getting their faces stripped from them… apparently by the local nuisance (fauna) de Acapulco, or regions … nearby.

https ://youtu .be /des-chiens-et-des-rongeurs-ont-lacéré-le-visage-d’un-étudiant-d’ayotzinapa_cndh_video

¿en dónde está la biblioteca?

 

Donc, motherfuckers, los puntos suspensivos son lo que son, una suspensión 🚟 on Our train of thoughts 🤔 and con-sequences, or chakiras if youse Colombian ; hágale pues, parcero.

Thanks giving, they… Hecho en México (Cinéma Lilas 20éme Arrt.)

Previously on :

🤠 🎶 I came here (🇨🇵) looking for Something

 

The Harder They Come the higher the Cliff, Bay-Bee… on Les Rues de Champs—les—Boulangers de Las Calles³ de Cinéma Christine (Barrio Latino).

 

I couldn’t find anywhere else (🇲🇽),
Hey, I’m not tryin’ to be nobody  (Bud Spencer)
I just wanna chance to be myself 📐

Up next it’s the Washington 🏀 Generals, will they fucking once-and-for Ol’ beat the Harlem ⚙️ Globetrotters, who knows? It’s Santa Catarina’s oasis on Sally’s burnt-out hearts club band.

Live from la Place Monge… Sally can fucking wait, mate 🧉.

Get Yer’ Motor Runnin’… Stranger Things souvenir.

 

November Nugget: Eye Really Want To Be In L.A.

Entonces pues, Catherine at Mains Libres, meet María Hinojosa

Benevolent Colaboration… minions 🤗 welcomed.

Any 🦉 hoot,  Cathrine, Madame Hinojosa is currently in México (según ella) in order to “recuperate” her Mexican citizenship, now Catherine, I (Armando Serrano Prieto) know for a fact that chances are that if a United States of America citizen has to go to México City to recuperate his/her Mexican citizenship it is probably because the Mexican consulate in the United States of America processing her formulaire spoiled the passport and/or matrícula consular during the application (request) processes, such was my case so yes, Catherine, I know what I speak of.

Like I told you after the Louvre visit, Catherine, your France is looking a lot like MÉXICO, and over at the 32 rue des Bourdonnais, the bénévoles are looking more and more like Petain’s little collaborators or l’Abbé Pierre, and I say/write this because if I am wrong it’s because I don’t want to be (from the) RIGHT. “Viva Cristo Rey, Maude at Emmaüs”, viva Cristo el rey.

Sponsored by Arrogant Bastard Ale in Escondido, California.

Of course, I could be wrong and María Hinojosa is just following the steps of the great Lalo Guerrero back when the “Zoot~Suit” riots where a thing in L.A… for context, I’ll get to that at Jazz time, right now it’s 15h in C.E.T. and 9 a.m. at Times Square so let’s put a [ bracket ] here.

Speak of The Devil… to “la mafia del poder”, because amigo Faisal, Lucifer did nothing wrong in The Bible ; although Eye cannot vouch for the events on your holy book. In my book Morning Star es más revolucionario que ‘el cristo’ on account that Jesus did not set out to convert the Jews (those motherfuckers) into Roman Catholics, that was SAUL on the Road to Damascus who set Jesus on the Abbé Pierre trip, at the time Saul was slaying the Nazarene followers and then one day out of the blue, Saul had a change of heart, he then changed his name to Paul and IPSO FACTO : Paul invented “The Super Star”. Sources close to an Arrogant Bastard in Escondido, California, relay that Saul did not get the promotion that he was seeking from the Pharisees in Jerusalem and so Saul turned-coat to The Octavian’s in Rome and long-story short, “Arbeit Macht Frei”, also during Spring season rabbits all over the free world lay eggs made of chocolate for children to enjoy.

 

Right now, Öüï the people of ASEGOVIA3 is going to go back to Havre and remind the good people of the préfecture de Police at Cité that even Tocqueville, that fag (according to Gustave Beaumont in 1831) started his trip to Sing-Sing with the intention of IMPORTING the U.S. Penitentiary System to Vincennes, and in 2025 we can say that the penitentiary system in France has gone DESPERADO just like in that West Texas Backyard in Ciudad Juárez. Next thing you know,  people at The Assembly are going to be quoting the Mexican Remittences slogan :

¡Háblele!

Emmaüs a closer look: un  CEntro de RÉadaptation SOcial by any other name, pues, mi querida Catherine.

Issy-aussi-se-cuecen-Habas… Hey There Sunshine, don’t let Mí down…

You are doing it wrong — IYGDWBDWR³

AMERICA ON LINE… you’ve got mail, Nicole ; on DeadLine.

³~. If You’re Gonna Do Wrong BUDDE
Do Wrong Right.

Blazing Lavabos de Levallois-Perret.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-au-melomane-averti-bertrand-dicale

Gonna take a nap now in order to watch the Los Angeles Dodgers drink a Milwaukee beer 🍻… but before that happens, CLAUDIA—may I have my matrícula consular back? Or are you going to play by GEORGINA MORENO’S fiddle?

Deer, Vice-president J.D. Vance: you racist motherfucker, kiss 💋 you sorry-ass bitch.

Return of The Mack – Juan Fco. de la Torre

D.a.r.e. it is… in Paris, France, sirens turn into remoras, and isn’t that the way things go at La Sorbonne, just say’n.

Wonderwall… puto el que no Dante.

Oh mio caro bambino, ti ripeto Alberto Nájar che questo è il terzo atto di un atto di matricolazione a San Brdo. CA… né angelo 🪽 né bandito 🛵: Renegade🪶.

Soul 🇬🇧 to 🇫🇷 Soul

Spectacles para tus esposas… la liberación de París.

Keep on Truckin’ nigga.

Wop translation provided by DEEPL… the peep’ols twister.

De cualquier manera Madame Hidalgo, as the first Made-in-France refugee, Happy Libération meal, and say Jell-O®️ to Valérie Pécresse.

¡Estó es grave en Rollin’Stone… FIP went on Strike Mode!!!

 

Me fui—a comer birria con el pozolero de Botzaris

El pozolero de Botzaris y un barbero³ de Sevilla están tomando cerveza en un antro del inframundo de Los Amigos de Jean-Luc Mélenchon en la Maison de l’Amérique latine en París, Francia, carcajadas contagiosas de hilaridad hilada siguen cuando regresemos luego de una birria 🍺 sin pozole.

³~. Un barbero en México no necesariamente usa una guayabera como uniforme, tampoco le arregla los bigotes a los bobos gentrificadores de Coyoacán y a lo mejor hasta de los bosques de Dinamarca o FINlandia.

Polacos en Polanco, Marie Skłodowska-Curie anda de vacaciones.

 

³~. Lo que si está establecido en México, y en toda la música del mundo es de que un barbero en México siempre de los siempres, incluso en domingo… está a un lado de un o una pinche polítika. Over at Mar-a-Lago these oxígen thiefs are referred to on the pages of every Webster’s dictionary as SYCOPHANTS.

Ah, hominy, ah, hominy—yes, indeed, it’s fun time

Sure Shot 💉 Because Ewe Can’t, Ewe won’t, and Jew don’t stop.

If your name is Johanne Poisson… you of all people should know* / La Moraleja 🇪🇸

*~. Your mother always knew, that Zacatecas had a copy of the keys to your front doorall the way back to 2008 in Montpellier.

Olga Sánchez Cordero (French légion d’honneur 🎖️) for the release of Florence Cassez.

Todo Adán lleva Augusto al costo (lateral)

Hey 🏄🏽 baby won’t you take a chance
Let’s dance 🩰

Po’Boy is not from SciencesPo, regardless of what Alejandro Poiré said in 2012.

Bien belga la hembra… it’s part of the French touch en Bruselas, because one has to be Euro-trash to talk about Mexico en France 24 or el canal 26 de AGSTV.

Let’s Dance… we’ll do the Twist-the Stomp-the MASHed potato tú.

En fin, you are going to like the way you look, MELANIA mexicana… la moraleja, SERGIO ÁVALOS, está en una matrícula consular³ y el hecho de que tú partido morenista es igual al de los “MAGA” en la Riviera Maya… heróico buque los de la naval mexicana.

Julio Guereka y Jabón del Perro Agradecido presenta

Thee 19~Eighty’s

¡Arriba Juárez!

👶

🌹

Any 🦉 hoot, Valerie Pécresse, Madame one-each, what a fuck? What is your “go-Fund me*” bullshit doing? Even your ticket checkers hate you.

Me llamo Armando Serrano~Prieto y tengo 14 años desde que Éxodus salió de Sn. Brdo. a París.

Ask my friend COTEJADO it’s trou 🕳️ cheka El ACENTO 🇲🇽 de los halcones… pero déjame comenzar, and then y’All will find out el punto de referencia en la PUERTA del pinche Refrigerador del ’87.

Entonces, Julio Guereka (que feo estás) imagínate la mula que fue remplazada por l’eletricidad para cruzar al Chuco siendo remplazada por otra pinche mula para cruzar a Juárez.

ASÍ, así está fomentando la PINCHE fayuca esa señora en la RATP de la Île-de-France.

“Los bulbos estan calientes… ¡apágalos!”

Contra—líneas y las causas…

para cotizar como chofer de plataforma

EL HALCONAZO 1971… jueves de Corpus on a Tuesday’s Gone California Bungalow en El Distrito Federal. 👮

Thank You (motherfuckers) for letting Mí, bee 🐝 my-self, Pistachón Zig~Zag ♠️ reports.

I Want My Matricula Consular

¡Orbitá! pero no partícipes, be like the Oh.Eh.Ah. and scream like the C.E.L.A.C.

Instituto de Los Mexicanos en El Extranjero
sponsored by Mexico y su pinche clasismo y corrupción del pueblo para pendejos.

Ahora sí:

Tripas de Gato
😽

1.

Mientras tanto en Ciudad Juárez... Julio Guereka was being an asshole

Mientras tanto en Ciudad Juárez… Julio Guereka was being an asshole

 

2.  🎹🎸🪘🎺🎷🪈🪗🎻🪕🪇🥁🎙️🎛️🎚️

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /club-jazzafip/hommage-a-sly-stone-la-legende-du-funk

3.

So, what’cha gonna play now? —Julio? Of course Ewe are, it’s a Dog-eat-goD cloud.