Tag Archives: L’Oréal de Lo Real en París

Hoy por ser el mes de “las viejas”, te venimos a peinar

Entonces pues, Stéphanie Daniel, you are gonna like the way that “las más cabronas” legislate.

Las más postizas son más cabronas que bonitas ; Los Horóscopos de Durango vía María Isabel de Ayamonte en Huelva.

💃🏻 Antes Muerta Que Sencilla 🤠

Mexican Parliamentary Association of Women for Feminist and Inclusive Commerce

The Woman in Red, March 8th, 2026.

 

Meanwhile in some forgotten municipality in the jungles of southern México, under the ever present presence of the very real “disaperance” monster, local officials instruct the women in their districts to “create their own ‘forensic kit’”.

Mexican Di°putada de mujer, Di°ana Sánchez Barrio, recommended the “Delux” forensic kit from the Kind Laboratoire de L’Oréal in Levallois, Île-de-France, just in case “la niña blanca” comes to take You away, with EYES WIDE SHUT.

And starring as Bridgette Jones… Stéphanie Menou³

³~. Based on a parallel process.

Flora Desértica en Normandy.

And if your name is Johanne Poisson you just need to change the Bercy for The Georges Pompidou at Ballard, Knot Paris-Centre, and the OFFI for CITÉ.

Anyhow and because you are worth it, L’Oréal just fired their housekeeper, Ilon Specht.

Summer-Time … AMAterial, amat-erial, a material girl… for the record, you make OYSTERS look good, and like Miss Piggy at the I.R.S., youse the Ex-ception to BERCY.

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Hoy no hubo Jazz, Lo’Real Lo/La mató

Yeah, I’ve seen that picture too, Juanito Guanavacoa in the role Francisco Belmont made sure that I saw it, can’t remember the year right now, (2014/15) but he said that he was on his way to Meaux but that on that day he had to go see about a doctor, or some steakout of the such.

🎶 The best things in life are free
But you can keep them for the birds and bees.

… Now then, Perrine Storme at BFM’ER TV, if you can line up the current events with Yesterday’s tangents, then you might be OUTSOURCED Aussi.

Previously on, “Attention All Units!”, it’s DINAH thyme 🎺 : ejotes³ en mantequilla

Fuck Armageddon, This Is Hell.
Bad Religion

50 years and one-they later… Y Cayó la Bomba (Fétida)…

Backward ∇ Difference…
You can’t see it, but the Moon 🪞 reflection is smacked right in the middle of that Golden pup-tent on Le Socle, do thé maths or wait one for a different view with an Angle from the Astros… Goooooo, Dodgers ☄️

 

🎸 We’re living in the denoument of the battle’s gripping awe,So what’s the use of being good to satisfy them all? 🥁

∇~. As in… Goliath learned to paraglide 🗡️ and caught David with his tent ⛺ up 😴💤 and his pajamas on. Oh, the humanity.

Palestine Did Nothing Wrong… it was a pristine attack. To re-iterate, Netanyahou’s DEMONS follows. This of course will disproportionately benefit MACDONALD/Douglas, Raytheon and the PENTAGON—ISRAELI military 🪖🎖️ Industrial MONSTERS.

Albur De Amor
Vicente Fernández, en la Voz de Alicia Leos y su mariachi Las Arrieras.

 🎺 Y todavía valor me sobra Hasta onde tuve apostéSi me matan a balazosQue me maten, al cabo, ¿y qué? 🎻

Now if you are like them fip . fr Sirènes, EWE all are probably ignoring LAS JUDIAS, as fresh garden GREEN BEANS are known in Spain, where Öüï might add, has never BEAN! — … any how here’s some useful information that the Filthy French will not get, get it?, will KNOT get on the Sunday edition of The Juanito Guanavacoa Show, so, without further ADO… Hereeeeeee’s Johnny:

Breaking 💔:
Israel bombards Gaza after Hamas launches massive opération. At least 22 killed (13h CET) on the Israeli SIDE after a multi-front attack.

https ://apnews .com /article
/israel-palestinians-gaza-hamas-rockets-airstrikes-tel-aviv

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PubLick SerVice AnnoUn-Cement
BON°HAM was a GROOVER

Laboratorios Camacho en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas, and Laboratorios Lo Real de L’Oréal en Levallois-Perret sous Savons-des-Perros Agradecidos (92300) presentan su nuevo producto ancestral para aniquilar a LAS CHINCHES de París “ON THEIR FUCKING TRACKS, period! »…

It’s like the VELCRO for yer’KASHMIR, patron! But instead of clinging-on, this natural ancestral product IMPALES thier little fucking extremities and ZEPPELIN goes here, now RAMBLE-ON you filthy fuckers.

A recently rediscovered ancestral method involves placing fresh green bean leaves around the bed.

John Bonham, notorious ejote eater… his farts are FUN°Kee. But don’t take our word for it, here’s that RECENTLY out-of-the-closet RACIST magazine, ROLLING STONE (1975) :

Bonham … is a steak-and-potatoes percussionist, handpicked, one assumes, for his ability to supply a plodding, stolid, rock-solid bottom—no one has ever accused Led Zeppelin of swinging†.

These plants have sharp hairs (trichomes) that act like a nail board for bedbugs to impale their legs on. As the leaves wither quickly, researchers are trying to develop a comparable surface to trap these bugs.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Punaise_de_lit

†~. You forgot the buttered green beans mister Jim Miller (1975), Eye bets that you are all full of GINGER and his fucking BAKER, Eric Clapton. Well mister Miller, —fuck you and the “subtlety” of god.

I Am An Anti-denti And I Am An Anti-christ
erradicate dentists… brush your fucking theet, you bums!

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /John_Bonham

Chinches in París… I’m yer’Huckleberry.