Peda + gogi… it’s Greek for Barbecue

 

From the producers of “Madea’s European Vacation… Öüï begin in Mount Olympus », and Niger Nazar’s Gogi Studios in Karachi, acclaimed docu-series “Cops, what’cha gonna do when They come for you?”, comes the story of Benny Blanco from The Bronx, an ex-con turned school teacher.

Synopsis:

🎨 COTEJADO, I’m SIRIUS, and next thing Ewe know, Ewe’s knot!

 

Yada, yada, yada… This film has not been titled yet, however, possible candidates for the frontón are:

— You can’t be Perón about it, but who’s yer Daddy, John?

 

In Local news, seDuctioN, p. 5; in 20minutes . Cerf-panthére:

It’s like the Mussolini in of PM Meloni in Italy , on the same page, V… paraphrased:

Faire référence à cette catégorie de Français est un poncif de la, communication politique.

this, after Attalejem… after all is the savoir faire that a young lieutenant colonel from Argentina took back to la Milonga de un tal “calefón” from The School od Communication of Il Duce in ROMA.

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /3709 /pub /3596 /page /5

 

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It’s good to be the king… Mel Brooks and The Torquemadas del Toledo de Coronado.

🥸 Eye can’t believe that there’s no such think as a Sanity Clause! Marie Christmas.

Later in the Programming, when Öüï, that motherfucker, Jumps to 21street, Eye asks Johnny Depp if it’s “good to be The King”, or was that the Grape that killed Gilbert, let’s ask Do Caption… Di Caprio, that son of a bitch

Hey, retard! Why’d ya put a mask on The King?

I’m SIRIUS, Leoⁿ… and youse knot!

 

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Our personal favorite:

La Biblia chilla junto a un Space heater, Evangelists in France and other assorted quackery around The Globe.

 

Never mind the Cock🇲🇫, Sweden, it’s Turkey 🦃with mayo 🥪… Baby Öüï were born to run-off.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /le-grand-ecran-de-bruce-springsteen -7276598

Breaking in Paris:

It’s a gig interview on an Eminence Front

 

It’s been come brought to our attention that if you are a ticket-holder to The Boss‘ recital at La Défense, you might run into Barack Hussein Obama, and you know that that there choir GO’ill is non other than a former lawyer turned First Lady.

Additionaly, Öüï also got a scoop about an updated version of Tom Cruz’es-ese “Born on The 4th of July”. The new verses on that upbeat ditty will accomodate the RENEGING clauses proposed by politicians who think that Military Service is for losers.

… And, Reverend Al, you of all boot-legged Evangelistas know, You know darn well that James BROWN was a “PERONIST”, you know—Reverend Al, you know. That I know.

HOUSTON… Nevermind the bullshit, here comes VOTER supression. Where is La KUMAR when Voto Latino needs her, where, Güera, where?

 

After the break, it’s “El Ey is my Lady,” with the one-and-only, “the chairman of the board”, Mr. Tee ♟️ Martínez, a chess militant and, Sinatra’s Melody lover-no-less.

 

Over on the AlloCine subtitles factory, our most esteemed copy editor, Fenster the copy writer, is sitting front-row on a title-bout fight next to GeekMíMore translator, Fred Le Verre³. Fenster asked the ©Bragelonne word-surgeon, “just what in the fuck is up with NERDS, in this joint?”.

³~. Actually, it’s Frédéric, and the last name is knot glass, but Le Berre, Eye just thought —yes, he did— he thought that Öüï (that motherfucker) could bring for sho’ en Tell, a French Touch memo 📝, period!

Our French Touch demo is a Jamaican Country Bluegrass Blues & Other Jerks From Skid Row.

Jabón del Perro Agradecido de La Calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas… presenta:


En contexto para Marie-Ange Schiltz, it’s like Uncle Willie once said, if you know how the devil’s goose-bumps feel when Hell freezes over inside of a sleeping sack then you know what permanence is supposed to work like.

∵ (because) Sophie, ∵, ∵, ∵.

Sophie Marceau guest stars as Julie Gayet in, “No se aceptan devoluciones,” porque vivos … “se los llevaron”. Right?

Your sexy ass tried to pull a Quick one en El 6 de Oct.ubre, “Ewe, cow!” Youse nine T.heys short. And besides, sweetness deer, you got the Latin all wrong, it’s LORENZA🦜, not LOCARNO 🐆…

∴ 

Here’s a time-delayed fly-by 🛰️, but seriously Cousin Joe, The ISS!!! So pedestrian.

Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker.

Next on Fantasy Island, “The T.rain! The T.rain!».

Yup! The T.rain’s Do R.un on Time.

 

Buongiorno, yo sono il greco Zorba³

🎷

Over at The Cinéma Luxor, it’s “Mexican Prietos”.

³~. En México, mis hijos son Sánchez… Ricardo el de los tobosos (Tlahualilo, DGO.) es el padre de los de Monte Albán, Ricardo’s tribe used to have Apaches for breakfast.

With all due respect. I don’t select the events, only the spin, and senora LeGrand, if the Paris Tourism Board (/S) does in fact get that Mexican Filmos all up and running, please be advised that I will be on the lookout for Mr. Rodriguez² and his Mariachi; in case you are not versed in the Theory of Bacon, the degree of this spin stops at Canal Once en México, with Emilio Maille².

 

But enough about, Mí, what’s up Doc?

And by Doc, of course I am referring to this section of Les Rencontres Cinématographiques Viva Juanito Guanabacoa en La Porte de Lilas, an integral part of a healthy breakfast.

https ://www .viva-mexico-cinema .org /edition-2013 /manifestations /le-metier-de-chef-operateur-2

Cinéma Mexico in France presents:

Dangling participles y Los Gerundios de Gerónimo (Arizpe, Sonora; 16 de junio de 1829)

²~. When asked about Robert Rodriguez during a workshop about Gabriel Figueroa by either Mr. Battista or Mister Garcia, at the mulligan run of the Year of Mexico in France film festival in 2013, two years after it’s its cancellation, señor Maillé (no link available, ironic, I know) señor Maillé shrugged with cringe.

When señor Maillé was reminded that like him (with my limited French that’s what I understood) Mister Rodriguez was a Mexican también, mister Maillé shrugged again, as if saying, it’s not the same; the implication here, of course, el mestizaje de ambos cineastas.

If you don’t believe me, ask this handsome frog²ª to review the Tale-of the-Tape of that taller.

²ª~. https ://www .viva-mexico-cinema .org /edition-2013 /invites /jean-christophe-berjon

Fletch, for fantasy… 🏀  It’s the Story of a ravine ⛰️ that became a Police Academy 👮🏻‍♀️ and a fucking Baseball Field ⚾, “my great-great Uncle used to live where Third Base is at!”, don’t believe me? Ask the Buena Vista Santa Monica Cooder Click, —for certification.

Objects on bookshelfs are closer than THEY appear.

 

An update from Elisabeth LaGrande
Legrand… sorry if I misspelt your name.

And LIVE from Paris, el 13éme de Emma! It’s Denisa Kerschova in New York 🎉

Uso justo de París — Not sponsored by The Paris Tourism Board, nor Pare de Sufrir.