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Thanks giving, they… Hecho en México (Cinéma Lilas 20éme Arrt.)

Previously on :

🤠 🎶 I came here (🇨🇵) looking for Something

 

The Harder They Come the higher the Cliff, Bay-Bee… on Les Rues de Champs—les—Boulangers de Las Calles³ de Cinéma Christine (Barrio Latino).

 

I couldn’t find anywhere else (🇲🇽),
Hey, I’m not tryin’ to be nobody  (Bud Spencer)
I just wanna chance to be myself 📐

Up next it’s the Washington 🏀 Generals, will they fucking once-and-for Ol’ beat the Harlem ⚙️ Globetrotters, who knows? It’s Santa Catarina’s oasis on Sally’s burnt-out hearts club band.

Live from la Place Monge… Sally can fucking wait, mate 🧉.

Get Yer’ Motor Runnin’… Stranger Things souvenir.

 

November Nugget: Eye Really Want To Be In L.A.

Well… if Adelita had indoor plumbing

Eye tell you Cousin Joe, if Adelita had indoor plumbing instead of Henry Lane Wilson (1857-1932) Adelita would have done more than just inspire the Russia Revolution of 1917, instead! Instead Cousin Joe, in 1917 Adelita got El Cinito Mexicano de la bis~nieta de Plutarco Elías Calles en Paris—Cinéma Christine 2012.

Merry Mex~más !

The only good thing about Canada is off-Course, ONTARIO.

I’m telling Ewe… The System is rigged, Joe Scarborough is monopolizing Jay-crooning CANADIANS on the Morning Mika Show, Goooooo, Dodgers! L.A. Is My Lady, —Bublé.

Deer Ala-Eddine… meet Natalia Al~Mada en Escondido (U.S.A.)

To they in History: Superman is a “has been”… let the Sunshine in. And in Washington, President Trump reminds the world that he is a coward who used his daddy’s money to get a free John Wayne Breakfast at the American Legion 🇺🇸

Good Soil Guarantees Peas, but not a Peace Prize Donald, now KISS your Daddy wearing the Leningrad Cowboys Boots… from El Paso in Paris.

To they in history, President Trump returns Sarah Palin’s backyard back to Russia… with Sarah Palin in the deal.

Good morning, in Paris, France, Mother Mary’s ass-ended in Heaven, sources close to San Pedro relay that Paul (that motherfucker!) demanded to see Mary’s papers and a certificate issued by the bendita/sacre préfecture de police showing her 1901 Benevolance Certificate and off-course her health certificate, arguing that Mary was a known flusy  before 👁️  popping 🪚 out ♀️ The 🧍🏼‍♀️Superstar THERE in Nazareth.

Eye Saw Her Standing D.A.R.E. 

It’s no lie, Marie-Ange Schiltz knows the place, heck!!! The bitch practically wrote the Acts sessions, but these here Alla-Eddine are not one of them, Öüï’s doing a different thing and after the intermission, Malia in Birmingham lands at the newly renamed Ozzy Osbourne International Airport, but that’s just a cross reference on the Erasmus beat. In the meantime Alla-Eddine wonders why Manuel Bartlett Díaz is not on the MEXICAN criminal transfer list.

Alla-Eddine stars as El Sultán de La Motocicleta en Monterrey… But only after he learns how to do the hula-hoop with Venn Diagrams à Paris.

The Merchant of Venice and other assorted bootlegs from LA superficie del Underground de VALERIE PÉCRESSE, this is the sound of a metro ticket on the bus or the back of the tram, Eye Knows this much is trou 🕳️.

³~. Issy-Ala-Eddine, of the fairy “madrinas” in France, Juanito Guanavacoa (como tú comprenderas) is the most excellent, the most eLevated, uy-uy-uy.

Of course, when the France does it, it’s not highway robbery

No hay quién resista un cañonazo de 500,000 pesos, o algo así se leía en el Museo d’Arte Moderno de París, madame.

 

And Eye quotes, “Wow, »… a motherfucking Maya. At what point do We give a shit? Or so the new favorite goes. Too bad it’s all recorded now.

Don’t let, Mí, be miss understood.

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After a joint, it’s another segment of, “ Como Quieras Quiero, and in any posture »… Let Mí, Maya, open yer hands, let’s dance… Hope you guess my name 💋

Previously on Joan Manuel Serrat speaks about Georges Brassens:

1,033 EUROS PER NIGHT ON AVERAGE: HOW PARISIAN HOTELS ARE INFLATING PRICES FOR THE OPENING CEREMONY OF THE OLYMPICS

¡Qué lindo caga el señor?

En Tabasco no pasa nada.

according to, Uno de mi calle me ha dicho que tiene un amigo que dice conocer un tipo que dicen que un día fue feliz.

This is why nobody likes you, BFMTV, because you spread miss information around the CNEWS catholics.

But Ewe don’t have to go to The Vatican to find out, take for instance the Franprix in front of Bergoglio’s embassy on the Ave. du Président Wilson, just below de Md’AM and López Obrador’s embassy on Iéna. For the record, professor Buen Abad, this is the quadrant where John Mill Ackerman met me, and very nervously gave me a hug, perhaps thinking that I was going to embarras him and his lovely family. Raphaël Morán was there and so was the early version of MORENA-Francia, los tales, #yosoy132academicos.

Any how, a warm 1.92 Euro beer, jumps to 3.50 Euros if one takes the beer out of the fridge, and this on the day that France’s Ministry of Energy is touting the world for their highest-ever energy export to Eastern Europe. For the record, anything east of Gérard Depardieu is considered The Eastern Block.

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/sweden-tops-france-europes-largest-net-power-exporter-2022-08-10/

Now, besides the price hike what really sucks is that there is only one (of two) cashier workers tending the payment line and that fucker (the customer line, not the motherfucker behind the Chink-chink machine) tends to get pretty long, so it’s only after the aforementioned beer gets scanned that the paying customer learns of the price hike as there is no price sticker, nor a sign on the refrigerator’s window.

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Meanwhile at any given tourism resort in some paradise shithole of the underdeveloped world, it’s “mande usted… please, take my underage undergraduate daughter, any thing to be among the Alliance française guest list,” just like in Havana, Cuba, when Fulgencio was a majority shareholder in Cuba’s donkey shows spectacle.

Jaraneros berliners… Juanito Guanavacoa is a fucking nazi³

With musical guest:

🎼 The Black Page… So, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico… truth or dare, con arpa, jarana y jarochos en Paname… It’s all Greek to Mí and Deutsch en Español. Pauline Paccard at Issy-les-Moulineaux reports, but she has to take on the role of El Llanero Solitario, Blue Demon… y ya no seas Tonto, deja de ser Toro 🪶.

 

The Mothers of Invention performing their architectural dance hit, Black Page nº1 and tú:

🥁

“Wir können nicht still stehen bis sie alle tot sind!

Eric Cartman

South Park; S8 Ep3

 

Oh, the chicanery. It’s Truth or Consequences in New Mexico.

 

… and Marcus Ka on The Juanito Guanavacoa greatest hits, fuck you too. Öüï is now entering into severe sobaco de guayabera conditions and Eye has not the thyme para sancochar el tufo de truffles.

CHICANERY en France… Too Much Birthday. It’s like a cult, but sponsored by Mexican politicians. En los años del CHAMIZAL these fuckers where part of El Instituto de los Mexicanos en el Extranjero, a scheme developed by the great-grandfather of Natalia Almada, and some guy named Napoleón.

 

https ://www .facebook .com /events /89-rue-de-lourcq-75019-paris-france /concertfandango-jarocho

En París, Francia, el festival de jaraneros está en decadencia y Juanito Belmont, como buen francés, los ignoró. Cabe destacar que RFPP comenzó su  “aquí estamos, aquí está Osler Amaro y los herederos de celebridades chilenas,” en ALEMÁN del Bueno³.

³~. For those from New Mexico just joining U.S., what? Did’ya take the wrong TO’in in 🐰 AlbuKoi-qi? Please be advised that Paris Fréquence Plurielle does not have the balls to link the Juanito Guanabacoa Show on it’s its donations page. And Eye most certainly will not re-direct your asses to his “finca” en la pensada, —or some chingada comme ça.

Ladies in Gemini: Frank Zappa.

 

Pero bueno, los cimientos de HAUSMANN están fijados con TRAIDORES en la base. Y por eso los letreros en piedra en cada escuela, y los hornos de Guanabacoas en la memoria.

Habrá que destacar que los familiares de luchadores sociales (aquí en París, Francia) heredan el calibre de sus antecesores… pero no el de sus ancestros llámese el nieto de Diego Rivera o, los ahijados de VIOLETA PARRA, pero su pólvora es de SALVA, como en el GAUMONT 🎥… pura pantalla igual que con los Gleason’s en La Farce.

Which is why, Dr. Martin Luther King III, you should have been a cotton picker first, so that you may know how to identify (when invited to RFPP) the nazis in Mexico. But seriously dear Reverend, your name is invoked by a little afro-mexican rhythm called the fandango, but it’s not really fandango, but Öüï likes to think that it is puro oído jarocho, o algo así.

And, Reverend Sharpton, you, off all (honorary Mexican*) niggers, should know, that by virtue of The Cotton, I am blacker than your Brooklyn-ass… just ask MARIANA X. RIVERA en Guerrero, México.

*~. Please reference the Vicente Fox incident, “ni los negros tienen lavadoras de dos patas, o algo así”.

Why, Violeta Parra’s grandson is named “Irwin” (or Erwin) is probably because Violeta PARRA was a 1980’s LOS ANGELES LAKERS fan (32).

Mexicanos en el extranjero… Los Nazis en RFPP.

Cuentos Chinos… 1 de abril.

Clearly Foul Territory in Tu Son Arizona, and over at MONTREUIL-sur-KOKORO films, 🌋 it’s the “extended prescences-ese” de, « Cenizas y Nubes » flamencas 🇧🇪 de Lisboa 🇵🇹.

Entonces, hablabamos de MexiKikiMikas a Hong Kong, o algo así:

… does anybody remember Duncan BRIDGEman?

I mean the spirit of that Leprechaun must have been at Hall 1, where The Secret Garden invaded Mazatlán, or maybe it was a place in the Islands of The Mediterranean Sea, Las tunas (figs de barbarie) tienen su propía personalidad pero today todas las vulvas son iguales.

If you are just joining us, no hay mejor tributo para rendir humor a un daño colateral, and FO’that, Ladies in Gemini, Philly Hartman 🌴

Look it up!

La cosa es de que las tres repeticiones de los tres primeros capítulos de ocho, de Secret Garden, textualizaron de alguna manera esas varas con hojas que se dan en los desagües y drenajes pero que mismo mueren, según la cineasta, si las trasplantan a una maceta.

Igualito que un cardenche, pictured above in El Chinero, but not that anybody in their French mind… right mind would bring a cardenche indoors.

Anyhow, Öüï can now confirm that the ‘Daft Tacos’ musical score for the UABC⁹ Communication Department’s promotional of “El Chinero : a phantom hill”, had nothing to do with the producers of Bani Khoshnoudi’s approach to Mexico’s state of affairs:

¡Aquí no ha pasado nada, mi General!
Starring, Natalia Almada y Barbara Carol d’Obeso, featuring, La Maldita Vecindad y los hijos de Molière.

“Un laurel parta ti, de Victoria…”

Bolivarianicamente speaking, consider this un Sin Embargo 🇨🇺

Full circle on the square dance:

No insistas, Susana PubEda… mi cucharón es d’esta güera en F24 👅, pero no se lo vayas a mencionar a Natalia.

You might recall, Ricardo’s first rueda de prensa, with a newly installed, présidente López Obrador, skip that to a gentler time in Churubusco songs.

What a feeling, —eh, Puto!

Dialogue :

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It’s gold, Jerry!

 

Héctor Bonilla walks into a vecindad, hilarity ensues cuándo “Benito Bodoque” asks for his “Cocol”, la Criada Bien Criada 🇦🇷 follows after the tent REVIVAL of the cult 🇲🇽 de López Obrador.

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AMLO avanza por, Madero. Of course he is.

Tale of The Tape — ATTAL v. HIDALGO

“Vamos pues, a construir una escalera”… ¡Sancho Panza, —Los Maderos!

Antecedente:

La biblioteca pública de La Información de. Georges Pompidou does not allow “social media” sites such as, YouTube or, the pain in the ass Facebook or It’s pimple–in–the nutsack pop-up, Twitter.

The reason, i been told, it is on account of the “fake news” and disinformation technology farms, or something like that.

Truth be told, the Paris Tourism Board has never been known for originality, let alone, vision. If they want to hear 🙉 Españolerias en tiempo real, coja usted UN tour de los patrimonios de París, en Castellano 🇪🇸,  y note usted mismo la proposición española en Francia (¿pochos, pues?) de el porqué hay mucha renovación de edificios en todo París, y luego vaya a visitar a Patti Smith en el SOCLE del Beaubourg.

Now the key here is, after the answer comes ( whatever the answer might be) the espontaneo will ask, if s/he dares, to ASK the following snippet:

— And where might the funds to fund such endeavor come from, the coffees of Colonialism, or the gross from the movie about Notre Dame on fire?

A Closer look

 

¡gRrrraBiel! Ese es el nombre que más odio en un pela’o.

El Chis-Chas at Ringside.

La tradicional pelea de Acción de Gracias a sus Mercedes is not a figment of Our imagination, just ask Saskia, she just came by accident!

Here’s how that improvisation went:

The 4 Seasons ain’t nuttin’ but a TimeStamp next to ShyWaWa.

 

— [ΩΩΩ… ] It’s not Greek! It’s interference on the RESISTANCE!!!

Publicité :

Producciones Pura Pantalla y Pablo Gleason present, a su Hartista exclusivo, Gael Luna Bernal del Diego García, en la continuación de la manifestación del documental de Natalia Aldama, “El General” — Y tú mamá también en Le Socle de Zacatecas.

Sunday! Sunday, Sunday! Los Acarreados del Socle y Los Franchutes de La Meseta en el Zócalo. Los Tigres del Norte no podrán asistir a razón de que el llamado “jefe de jefes” tendrá que reTacharSe a su celda.

Publicité :

Dear, Nathalie Piolé… I don’t know who Mozart in The Jungle is but he can go stick an ARIEL up his DESIERTO con Jon Stewart.

Interference… no knock down, FO’ist Down!

FIRST Round_Draft One
First and TEN.

Stripes in spandex — Metal Health

Key Leighhhh Makaninni !!!

Viva Bill Barr!!!

Surrender, you look like a Mexican Lamborghini Countach from 1986. ¿De qué sabor vas a querer tu nieve de limón 🧊?

And Starring as a Mexican Countach, Carlos Cavazos. Eye can see KeigLee from Carlos’ Lamborghini Dashboard.

… Funny how the FOX cycle, period!… goes, the Animals Are Great guy is complaining about some guy named Greg not covering the Chinese Cigarette Exercises in Hong Kong.

Mean while, 🦿shaving They did the laundry on that 70’s Show on FOX. Trou 🕳️ story, after the Break, Geronimo breaks Judge Pirro’s 🖤.

Repent, Keyleigh McKenanny, the church of Trump is a Jesus Christ Pose; ask GUTFELD what the last line in that Song Says.

A todo negro presente… El Puma called: ha’Ya like them apples?

Platypussies… earlier at chez Saint–Louis, a kind reminder that Thanksgiving is just around La Pinta.

🎵 Numerao’, numerao’¡Viva la numeración!¿Quién ha visto matrimonio?¿Sin correr amonestación?

 

Resisting The Present : El Año de México en Francia.

 

José Luis Rodríguez, “Pavorreal”

Any how, latitudes and platitudes had a baby, poor thing looks like an ugly duck, sin embargo it does feel like a big brown beaver, “Viejas Feas” follow, only on TeleUniMundoVision.

Öüï begins of course with the platypus.

Franklin, our first ambassador to Babylon, wanted a turkey as the national symbol, instead we got a bald eagle. In Constantinople, Erdoğan wanted to change the image of the first thing that comes to mind 🦃 when this flag 🇹🇷 pops up… and all that Türkiye got, [drum roll followed by badum-tisch]…. A GREC Kebab.

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