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Devil Woman on  the Banzai Show starring some guy who’s In with The Rolling Stones. The banquet will be at the Watts memorial. Beggars welcome.

Simón(e) que sí.

Eye likes your clothes line… got room for a pair of boxers?

Sympathy for Devil (1968)
Hope you don’t guess my name in vain, Mr. Tribe called QwEst.

 

Synopsis, Magali Faget  of the Melle. Pitch communication engagement agency, or something like that, stars as Lydia Rodarte-Quayle 🕵🏻‍♀️, Vieja Fea en el Pancracio with a Six-Sigma Más Cabrona Belt and, the head of Logistics at Madrigal Electromotive GmbH.

See How They Run… “they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide,” noted a frustrated Semolina Pilchard and a Mexican elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe’s Ravens.

 

Previously on, “of course you Should Know, this means GWAR »:

… wait for it, by now our non-readers mother’s should Know that Eye would like to have at least 3 word bricks 🧱 between Snapshots for an optimal column.

Entonces, para no decepcionar a Juanito Guanavacoa en rfpp del 106.3 de internet en frecuencia de maquillaje. Cámara, —acción!

… Chingue a su madre Serge Gainsbourg y su café para cons. Chin-chin El que no DiGa: ¡Salud! And, Magali Rodarte–Quiero como Quayle en olla 🫕 para mole con chocolate… I am not a fucking ‘passenger’, I am a messenger, pass the biscuits, Madeleine.

Al regresar… Los Tigres del Norte — y su jefe de diegos, “Machete 🐢 Amellado”.

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South of Fox 🇲🇽 to Fujimori 🇵🇪 … NE to Hijo de Bush 🇺🇸

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord Lucifer in vain. And in Washington, President Biden vows to take Cancer out of the Cosmos. No word if the Jerry’s, George’s or, the Veep, will be included in The Deal, or if Seinfeld, Costanza will be left to rot, Dryfus is a Johnson and Johnson card carrying client so Benes has nothing to dry–fuss about.

And… well—will’ya look at that, a King from the land of ME (Maine), complementary Corn on the plate. How many Kings are those; let’s see:

The vacuum fixer drew tú, Lobster 🦞 boy drew Won and, Northern Ireland makes for four, fabulous, and of course you know that Betelgeuse is the Joker, so… Fuck your aces high!

“He has very kind eyes,”

 

…. just like Diego Obrador Lopez Luna’s in Star GWARS, 

      — NoAd9581

Just like that Okie in love with Melle. Pitch at MADRIGAL.

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Page 50, “Comment devient–on « diplo » chez les autres?

Interpretation before the RACE
incurs a professional fee.

But first, a message to Marinelarena Gallego à La Compagnie de LIMA: Hola, señor representante, I trust that you can cuss en Castellano and not just in the FRANCO language of the maricones en Santa Cruz, La Paz and of course, what used to be 2nd District…. anyhow mister Rep., this CUTLINE is not big enough to relay an appropriate ping-back to your, “stop being the little ATM Machine” for yada yada yada and, doing the political beat por LA LIBRE, so I am going to request of you to jump to the next screen frame capture to respond in Trou Prog. fashion.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /speciales-fip /la-chaleur-de-cuba-avec-eliades-ochoa-legende-vivante-du-son– 970521

Affaires étrangères
LE DOSSIER 

Butch met Cassidy in The Hutchinson.Meadows

 

Previously on the Phat Basterd with a funny Jazz hour hat show… Ricardo Montalbán was putting on the skin of Jean-François Kahn (Légion de Honfleur) for the 25th anniversary interview of the other ‘regards’ on Le Point.

 

No more than anyone else, no more perhaps than Marine Le Pen herself, I had not seen the National Rally coming, its success reveals the unthinking of the Republic in regal ways (immigration, insecurity). It’s necessary to give the daughter of Jean-Marie Le Pen this justice that she did not vary throughout the electoral sequence that we (sic) have just lived…

Jacques Julliard
page 4, Marianne N° 1319
CMI Publishing
23-29 juin, 2022

 

_contra todo pronóstico, contra Zemmour, contra el propio Macron, ha perseguido (Le Pen) sin descanso la operación de “desprestigiar” que se había propuesto llevar a cabo.

ibid.
Énfasis Añadido para manterner el lenguaje local de los movimientos profesionales de mexicanos en les Alliances françaises.

page 49, N° 1319

Anyhow, mister JULLIARD, my little un-documented and un-paid self, could have told you that! If you* just weren’t such a fucking SNOB like REPRESENTATIVE GA–LLE–GO dans le 7e.

*~. When i refer to “you”, i am not talking about “you“, but the Ideas that “you“, and your fans say that y’all espouse, like say the GOOD Pueblo Bueno en Francia, o sea, los amigos de Mélenchon en la Casa de latino America en Saint-Germain-des-Près.

Por eso bien dice el profesor Alain Rouquie en el IHEAL y SciencesPo: EL PRI SI SABE como mandar a gobernar en FRANCE.

After the HUELGA —✊🏼, Jane de La Villette tells a Social Club Boy, que ya deje de JODER con “La Cachucha”… AHZuk—Ahhhh!

El Cluny en los huevos rancheros de EAST L.A.

What’s good for FOX is good for Arkansas

Well since my baby left Mí—

La Cía de Jesús
meets
M&M Enterprises

But FO’ist! It’s another Public Service Announcement, dedicated to SFR at Le Jardin De Anne, Franck!

SFR might be hep at la rue Jean Lantier, but their G5’s don’t FLY OVER THIS GARDEN:

Signal problems?
You need to learn Ebonics and throw a little Caló in that guacamole mix.

It’s Age Appropriate

³~. https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Rue_Jean-Lantier

²~.

It’s ah Hell~Leer, Leer está historia
In the voice of José Díaz-BalArt.

..

 

Évry body at the OCDE (México) à Paris knows that it was Milo‘s idea, it went a little something like this:

🥑🥑🥑

A secret that nail salons don’t want you to learn. Mis aguacates are integral part for your Huevos Rancheros. Ask Vilma Fuentes, she knows the ‘good’ people at the Anahuacalli en La Maub and at the place where La Mairie de Paris buried The RBG… rue de Cinéma y rue du Jour à Les Halles de heller.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Milo_Minderbinder

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Merry Melodies from Mí to Ewe.

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A KnowN Record… In The Name Of Love

In Hilo, Hawaii it’s high noon. In Central Europe it’s already too late.

For the record, The Foreign Mexican Service agents are “career professionals” and they keep the chain of succession, in a thing called « La Catafixia », ask Xavier López “Chabelo” in The Family.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/04/03 /politica /mexicana-no-sera-castigada-por-denunciar-abuso-sexual-en-qatar/

En contexto for the good people at La Sorbonne, and points in between, it all started before Su Serenísima Alteza,  El excelentísimo Carlos de Icaza, walked out on the FRENCH PROCLAMATION of February 6, 2011, which established the ☀️ Semaine de l’Amérique latine et les Caraïbes at the IHEAL {or} some institution comme ça.

Ketch Up 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏼🏃rue des Victoires 🃏🛼

I, Armando Segovia/Armando serrano-PRIETO, reckon that had that snub from Mr. de Icaza not taken place, LOS AMIGOS DE MÉXICO EN FRANCIA, responsible for the arrondissement-level ORGANIGRAMME du les capos de événements (such as the film and other spectacles that supposedly represent the vision of LA COLONIA ROMA en el extranjero) would not have reacted like the character of FELICIA ALDEN in the WITCHES OF EASTWICK (1987), at the sight of Daryl Van Horn in the vicinity of their precious “cultural events”.

With regards to the Paris Marathon, FLORENCE CASSEZ kidnapped La GO’ill de Niza… on account of this event, Öüï is going to skip a Maverick episode, more specific, the one about The Third Rider.

Earlier in the They, it only took Five hours!!!

Across the street from Polandia in Ucraniaville no pasa nada.

GO HOME, Duke!!!

Never mind the accidents… here comes the “incidents”.

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memo to Memo³, sainte Clémence Stranger Things — sainte Clémence… Mercy, mercy, merci

In Hilo, Jagüaii 🐆… The Last WO’id of the FO’ist man, Man!

La maldita prima Vera

La Primavera is on Primetime³

In Paris, France, for a while there, the place where Évry body knows your name had a streak of passengers with boletaje al outro outro(ra) mundo [∴, Tanatos, not tanates, goes here on a Zeppelin full of Led].

And for a little bit of context, French launch and media enterprise BRUT Media sent a journalist to get a glimpse of the place where Évry body knows your name. At the time, i asked “Memo”, which is short in Spanish (del bueno) for Guillaume, in Greek, if the feature was for the then, up coming presidential electoral season (this things happen).

Guillaume’s response as previously stated on this same internets address was, “no, not at all”.

This left two avenues of approach for Memo from BRUT Media to approximate, the FO’ist being, off–course, « a day in the life » of a StaDeFrance inquilino; the second being the structure of La Bagagerie.

People are Strange when they are Étrangers.

The news across the Time lines:

Senator Hawley, by French standards, the honorable Brown threw the book at that little pervert… and, Senator Hawley, “gobs of hours” is just not polite cross-examination. It’s appropriate for the Nicole Wallace’s Show, on Deadline, but not for that Capitol on a Hill.

In Ukraine, Brian Williams is at it again, this time around, the veteran reporter is pointing at GUNSMOKE from the LOO of a shopping mall.

… Ladies in Gemini, Producciones Tia TATI y “me sale del corazón”, presenta, « Se Cansa El Ganso », apparently.

La Burlona — Tropicalisimo Apache.

Como en Cien. Y, Ye-Ya le contestó, 🎶 Y Ye-Ya le contestó : AI Jara Jara JERARKA Haika’ra Ja–Ja.

Intermedio con Dean Martin — pero sigo siendo el rey

Loud? How loud?

https ://www. themoscowtimes .com /2021/10/26 /russia-to-delay-champagne-label-law-by-2-months-france-a75416

³http ://www .luchawiki .com /index .php?title= Relevos_australianos

 

To welcome the 2022 edition of the PARIS – TEXAS Feria de los toros agropecuarios en el gallinero de los cerdos, Thee Melle. Pitch Awards and The Red Cross kicked off the peleas de gallos at THEE PALENQUE de L’Agora.
Little Jerry Seinfeld and Little Willie Geist, y Mi Gallo Colorado battle, IT!, out —en Relevos AUSTRALIANOS³— against THEE Paris Tourism Board, THEE Moliéreists, and The FRANCHUTES de Radio France en fip . com

³.~ “Relevos Australianos features two three-person teams (trios) facing off under captain’s rules. It’s the most well known type of lucha libre matches, and the standard match over the last twenty years ».

Champagne Supernova loud?

Over at EL TEATRO del PUEBLO, The Léningrad Cowboys issue a cover of “What’s The Story, Morning Glory?… is that a pup tent on your LOINS or are you just happy to see Mi… Pleased to meet Ewe 💋

MewEUuuuuus

Montserrat follows with a softball for GRAbiel.

³.~ “Relevos Australianos are often, but not always, best of three fall matches…”, in traditional PAN y CIRCO sanctioned matches, the First Victoria usually goes to the SHINING LIGHT Band, or technicians in Nacho Libre lingo, while the Segunda CAÍDA always, AND EYE MEANS always, goes to The RUDE SIDE of the ring.

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And in the Role of Beth-any:

That Star on your barandales at the HdV is missing an 👁️, Madame Mayor. Aren’t you glad that you do not need to worry about near future{s} EXECUTIVE decisions.

New Jersey’s favorite Sion, La Pundita.

But FO’ist, failed poker player and amateur chess strategist, Gary Casper-off. All In.

And Zeppelin goes here

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San Bernardino… born Mí Tú Thymes

Ewe can Go Ewe’r own güey*

Well, Eye Neva… HONKY TONK SKA? Stevie, can someone please turn a Pebble into a Pearl fo’Mí?… Van-Hagar already showed your blind ASS how the French stole an Oyster’s Soul Possession, and turned it into a Rolex®️ timepiece for the Yatch enthusiasts in Thailand. Trou Fact(ure).

🍓 Luck forever. (APFSDS*)

* French for « croissant »

Jimmy Carter… Just look at that boat!

Hey, GO’il… The girls in Paris, let Mí tell’ya… wish that they were on route 66, period!

Better than that Silk shit road…anyhow, over on Cousin Joe’s, “political persons” ain’t got a thing on TRUCKIN’, with vigor.

Over on france télévision-es-ese,
don’t miss the Bogadanov,
really! Don’t miss the “Chavo del Ocho’s” version of the great Carl Sagan.

Trou Story, y’all, this is how Neil deGrasse Tyson téléported to Paris… told y’all on DEADLINE that Dr. Tyson (Ph.D.), was setting shop at Le Grand Palais (Ephémère).

In Local Motion News : Όμικρον, o como dicen en Le Parisien: Les raisons d’être optimiste… coma frutas y verduras, practique actividades físicas y por favor no fastidie con su mierda de hydroxychloroquine.

On the next episode, Igor departs from the Palais de La Decouverte in search of A.I. while Grichka re-interprets la vida espirINTELectuelle of L’Ame des Camps with “L’emphaty Artificialle“

https ://gallica .bnf .fr /ark: /12148 /btv1b52509828w /f31 .item …
with musical guest :
Mi robot artificial
https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip /les-40-ans-de-jazzafip

Meanwhile in Planet Claire… TARGET! Them 120mm Cadillacs* hit Évry 🎯 down range. La Maison de La Radio is now rearranged to Meet the RED MOON 🌔.

*.~ Armor-Piercing, Fin-Stabilized, Discarding sabot

It was “rumored” during the First of the American Persian Wars, that each APFSDS round sent “down range” had the price tag of a brand new Cadillac.

1:44:50… and EYE Quotes!
“Je choisis le plus insupportable des quatre…
Lennie TRISTANO ».

Anyhow, “the working class hero” deserves to keep working for the Koch propaganda or the professional LEFT at the assembly (line)… Öüï don’t need no education, especially from RENAULT, those fuckers don’t know how to Rock and Roll.

Memo to don Beto³:
Don Beto, que dice el señor Tristano que por favor le comunique usted a su socio on the other side of the “little Havana”, monsieur Laurent de Wilde, —S.V.P., with Shugga on Top— que por favor no sea mamón.

³.~ Roberto Fonseca
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Lennie_Tristano #cite_ note-Ulanov, _194914-1

Toys in The Attic : Día de REYES… tenga su WIKI-rosca:
—!— Lennie Tristano est décrit comme un intellectuel qui a besoin d’analyser en profondeur ce qui a trait à la musique, à la littérature, à la philosophie : devant la Divine Comédie de Dante ou Guerre et Paix de Tolstoï « il est aussi joyeux qu’un enfant devant un nouveau jouet, il le décompose avec l’impatience d’un jeune homme démonte une horloge, il l’analyse aussi sérieusement qu’un doctorant ».

Over at the Big Machine, en La Conciergerie, the Terrorist Trial is back on schedule after the COVID scare, and in Washington, it’s the “whack-a-mole” version of let’s topple the Government in the name of the plutocrats and CARLOS SLIM.

Pastor, knot pene Delgado… Madame Mayor

Por nada, Mona Lisa. Sinembargo 🦾… El McDonald’s®️ en El neighborhood del HdV (donde habitaba don Jorge) sigue siendo McDo®️.

I did warn you about that “go daddy” server provider… ¿o a poco no?, doña Ana Lilia.

Eye thinks that, IT!, is feeling Japanese, Eye really Thinks So.

In Local news it’s “take me to the station” after L’Âme Des Camps, with Mick Jagger.

Barb, barb, barb.
Barbara [Ann]

But, FO’ist!!!… Ewe herd, IT!, here first:

Congratulations to Willie Geist on today’s version of the Absent Mika Show who went ahead and deciphered Yesterday’s “sneek peek” at The Maharishi Kavita Patel pastel-es-ese forum.

https ://indianexpress .com /article /explained /new-vaccines-oral-pill-omicron-variant-covid-third-wavenew-vaccines-oral-pill-omicron-variant-covid-third-wave-7695425/

Laberinto en el bendito barquito musical… de el Sena[do] objects are closer THAN THEY appear.

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It’s 1938 and time for the symbolic fall of LIPCHITZ’ Prometheus in Paris

“People WHO know— jump to page 3 (troop)

Pacific telephone
Papooz (2019)
ALBUM: Night sketches (2019)
LABEL: HALF AWAKE RECORDS

Knot to be outdone by EDWARD BERNAYS… CALIFORNIA is not going a GODDAMNED Place Joni Mitchell (1971) and for the record, my skin is  brown by default, and I have never been to Spain, but they tell me that the LADIES THERE…

The dress clerk is dressed in Black
Well if your baby leaves you… where you be so lonely
you’ll pray you die
or,

RHULE for size

Something like D.A.T. in the 32 AR REG (KOREA)
3rd AR DIV.
Check the DD-214
or,
just ask AXL’s
left~Arm tattoo.

And Sirène, you can do anything but,
—motherfucker— Go,Go,Go! BUT
Don’t Ewe Step on Mí’s Blue Suede Shoes.

The heart of Rock and Roll is in the Elevators knot the Fuselage… People WHO KNOW, know that AEROSMITH headlined the FO’ist Two International Airshow EXPOs at Le Grand Palais de La Place Clemenceau.

https ://www .kipaero .com /aero-documentation /wwi-terminology/

Over at LE MONDE DE LA PUB
(TBWA-HABAS-PUBLICIS-SAATCHI)
Histoire globale (et inédite) de la publicité
Bpi N° 3 7504 00457440 4
Salma Hayek is reading page 442; Chap. 18
CONTROVERSE Á CANNES
“à l’hôtel Martinez,” with some « euro-trash »… or Something like that
« IL NE S’AGIT PAS QUE DE PLASIR AU SOLEIL »

Ladies in Gemini, Öüï last left The Paris Tourism Board in front of Gordon Sullivan’s lute reference at Le Grand Palais (right in front where the Lipchitz’ « Prometheus and the Bird » middle-finger to the NAZI PARTY in France once stood.)

It’s 1938 and LE FRONT POPULAIRE just rendered their resignation papers to the “Good People” in charge of the France de Vichy’s biggest publicity stunt, A sort of, kind ah-looking fuzzy feeling for the Concentration Camps with the “JONES-es-esos” next door in Poland and München, the stunt would develop like AUTOBAHNs in the U.S.A., or Madison’s Avenue feel good propaganda that still reverberates today in the FORM of D.A.R.E. EYE say it, Mlle. PITCH?—Nahhhh, hold that thought for Mí’s “Amnesty International” placeholder… wait for, IT!, WAIT.

Witt, that in mind we now return to LE Palais de L‘AdécouVerte where Denis Soula is using his THEY OFF with “The rooster with a hat {D.A.T.} is watching TV”… and for the Record, The Bpi does not keep any GUNS and ROSES tracks inside the confines of its Big TYMPAN jukebox… Knot even the 88′ Classic: LIES. 

Tungate, M. “Le Monde De La Pub” Histoire globale (et inédite) de la publicité. DUNOD, PARIS 2009, pour la version française… Chapter ONE: Les Pionniers de la persuasion (sans percussion).

And, Cousin Joe… how’s the “take out in Taiwan?”

In this section³ the student is advised to go for “Cigarros A Hong Kong” vía la ruta NorDaka en Matamoros, Quintana Roo.

3. Ironía situacional²

³.~ AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL placeholder N°6:  https ://estamosaqui .mx /2021/11/10 /wendy-galarza-parte-a-europa-invitada-por-amnistia-internacional-para-exponer-represion-policiaca-en- {PARIS}-cancun-el-9n/

².~ Situational irony {Jagged little pill, 1995} not to be confused with its evil cousin, Jerry SineFeld; with chance or what’s worst, a bad case of bad luck… however, if someone at the Amnesty International MEXICO outlet should accuse me of jumping on Ms. Galarza’s bandwagon, Eye would point that the very definition of SITUATIONAL Irony is when someone (like say little ol’Mí) writes about police abuse and repression and then Amnesty International {LONDRES} goes to Narco Paradise to talk about, IT!; debate about, IT!; and then design{s} a tote bag and an entry on the STORE CATALOGUE to go with the donation. THAT, that would be ironic, — 🇨🇦 Alanis… knot the fucking Fly on your chardonnay.

https ://www .bbc .com /mundo/noticias-america-latina…turismo de fiesta y narcomenudeo

With That In Mind: la fiesta brava returns to 🇵🇪 El Peru y EL PRÓXIMO TORO le corresponde a 🇫🇷 Médecines du Monde

That there is a novillo not a toro, but if the student can name ese Pase¹ you get an EY!, ese.

https ://www .thejakartapost .com /culture /2021/11/14 /ole-bullfights-return-in-peru-after-lengthy-pandemic-pause .html

¹.~ https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebolera

Now that the COP Twenty-something is over and done with, what’s for lunch?

— Manna, according to Flynn…

N° V…
Control information at home; misinform abroad

 

Michael Flynn says America needs ‘one religion under God’

Does it come in halal?

— Not in 🇭🇺 Hongrie.

But what about the profits?

— There’s a network for that… Flock to 🇮🇷 IRAN

N° X…
Learn and share « autocratic learning at LA Sorbonne », for matriculation register at the gift shop next to the IHEAL en Sciences PO. Mention the CODE John Mill Ackermann and get a 10% discount at the CROUS en Mabillion.

¿Is there a menu for that which explains The Platters… EWE great pretender, EWE!

https ://theconversation .com /so-you-want-to-be-an-autocrat–heres-the-10-point-checklist -125908

— Start with N° Five as an apértif and chase it down with a N° TEN… del verbo “tener”.

And, Cousin Joe, that is all for Tú They… over on our Twitter crutch Öüï ate an apostrophe out of the Wallace-es loins.

https ://www .rawstory .com /josh-hawley-plays-victim-savior/

“… [A]t one point, he {Senator Josh Hawley} gave a speech to a group of ministers where he talked about that it was the birth control pill and women discovering sexuality that caused sex trafficking,” said former Senator form Missouri, and current traveling cupcake sales person, Claire McCaskill.

And, Jonathan LeMire… what the hell do you know about Jokes at The White House and Infra°struct°u°ration Week! You son of a bitch!… Go, Dodgers.