It’s all downhill from here : agosto al costo³

On the menu: Eye swear that I am not making this up 🍲… most unfit president hypocritically brings back Fitness Tests… President Trump didn’t even make it through BOOT 🪖 CAMP

Sin Hondo no Hay Paraiso

No insistas Susana Poveda, for the love of money… y Jesus Aussie. Youse One of My Kind.

Donald Trump is a fat overweight fuck. The first lady (ME-LANIA) dreams of Obama’s 🍍 big 🍍 phat cock 🍍in her oyster 🦪 shell Évry night.

Love handles and spurs

Love handles and spurs, add a rich influential dad and Fuck Vietnam… and that’s TRIPLE HUSSEIN on Trump’s bitch, ISSY-don… she’ll like it too!!! Ask the 🪶 Redskins.

Conchas bien belgas con papas a la francesa con PIÑA hawaiana and some onion-looking salad.

https ://www .epicurious .com /recipes /food /views /caldo-de-oso-mine-workers-fish-soup

Caldo de Oso… and if your name is PROFESSOR Johanne Grazia Poisson at the AP-HP at Issy-les-Moulineaux, doctor… I swear that Gustavo Martínez had nothing to do with my demise.

³~. Sponsored by WhattaBurger and Soup Sandwich Groceries de la calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas… casi esquina con Los Auténticos Decadentes y La Maldita Vecindad de los bisnietos GENTRIFICADOS del Panteón Rococó en la panadería del Yorch.

Once Upon A Time in The West.

Meanwhile at BrUTEP,  pues en Miner ⛏️ Village no pasa nada because UTEP became the I.C.E. Academic Laboratory back in 2007. Zita Arocha cannot and should not, allow me to lie because I, Armando Segovia, told that lovely CUBANA that Eye was going to write a BLOG about a West Texas Town in El Paso, and that Town’s name is Ciudad Juárez, where my friend Gustavo got drunk, crossed the Bridge and then the son-of-bitch took a piss en El Segundo Barrio de mister ROMO (el dorado ⛽).

Sr. Muguruza: dice mi tío Doroteo que chingue usted, al Espectro de tú Madre y/o su Jefa

Ya Chole Con Tu Ska  d’Espelette… tócame mejor los aguacates con habanero y dos TACOs con sal com le gustan a Donald Trump, that fucking “gallina”.

Six Degrees de Kevin Bacon en DocsDF y Cine Migrante con tu mamá también. Y por cierto, mi padrino Emiliano le manda a usted [don Muguruza] y a los buenos chicos y chicas de DocsDF (en París FR, no en la CDMX) decir, that:

El Espectro de tú Jefa is Fast, Fast, Faster than a Furious Putty Tat.

Prefiero morir con mis suelas gastadas por un reportaje que vivir con tus botas nuevas de Combat Rock

Prefiero morir con mis suelas gastadas por un reportaje que vivir con tus botas nuevas de Combat Rock.

I rather die on my feet wearing shoe leather reporting souls³ than on my knees wearing Pablo Gleason’s brand new combat rock boots.

³~. It’s TROU 🕳️ each hole on my Blue Suede Shoes is full of souls. But you and those “pesky” ghouls of your jefa don’t have to take my blog for it, seriously don’t take my blog a güey, ask the good people of Pariseko Euskal Etxea, i was there when the leader of that Band told Pablo’s friends³ at Cité I. Universitaire de Paris, that:

The one thing that the Spanish resistance, or the generations that followed in France would not do, would be to ask the Embassy for help. It made no sense.

It ain’t easy living like gypsy — G n R Lies.

For context, that particular remark echoed what Vargas Llosa had said about El Partido Revolucionario Institucional, but with his glorious mornings under Franco in Spain.

³~. Paraphrasing that Vasco’s* musings, off-course.

*~. José Gabriel Gasó Cuenca
Dir. de la Federación de Asociaciones de Emigrantes Españoles en Francia;
8 de junio, 2014

After the break Fenster The Copy Editor goes from “Hope’s Tax” to the “Re-instated Tariff”, followed by Putita “la yegua” and nosotros los Zebras.

.3 de junio: día de todos los Kevins

Previously on, “The Spaniards and their conspiration ‘tories”

SoFy Belascoarán is belly dancing in Guanatos, the DJ (David Shalynillo Guetta) selected the Mambo Nº 9; long lost, now resurfaced in an Iraki looted convoy. El mambo número nueve was formally known at PALACIO NACIONAL (1936) as “El mambo de la shiquilla iraquí”. El mambo Nº 9 is interpreted by ROCO PACHUCOTE y los Leones Negros de Juanito Guanabacoa.

https ://disclose .ngo /en /article /ikea-subcontractors-resort-forced-labour-in-belarus-prisons

Tank and Popek… and that’s no Bull, SoFy Velasco, that’s what a REVOLUCIÓN INSTITUCIONALIZADA looks like, igual, never mind the bear, it’s from Ikea.

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For what is worth, i don’t select the props, i only point 👉🏻 and shot … 🧸🚽

Öüï, last left our hero, Joan Manuel Serrat, at the Albóndigas de Granaditas where El Cervantino was ringside, at El Cabaret del Furo, when all of a sudden, a pair of old leonenses from Lyon, France, not from Santa Qtarina, en MonteCeMeX bring news from Them Springses un cuento ‘Colorado‘🩸💀.

The Why on The Bull 🐂

Hilarity ensues when “El Primer Torero Porno” replaces the centurion that Juanito Guanavacoa killed in a gentrified vecindad de la Colonia Roma, en Polanco.

For the record, the third episode of Belascoarán, lleva un crisantemo de Serrat in the form of a verbena for la maldita Vecindad, en Siempre en Domingo… Música Guerrera comisionada por el CEO de SonyMusic x-change. It’s what hot air sounds like when Duncan Bridgeman screams, “Viva Mecxico”… hoy se celebra el día de La Revolución.

Siete Leguas en las estrellas, Siete Leguas, el caballo que Villa, —mas estimaba. Pegasus just couldn’t hang… and that’s no Bull 🐂.

 

Música Guerrera y El CIRCO de La Maldita Vecindad y los hijos de Elton Tierra y Libertad.

Arrest made in attack on couple in Dodger Stadium parking lot after Elton John concert

https ://www .dailynews .com /2022/11/20/

³~. Instituto de Estudios Superiores de la América Latina, Cátedra AR, con Víctor M. Quintana (2013).

 

https ://diario .uach .cl /francia-incentiva-a-docentes-a-realizar-ctedras-como-profesores-invitados/

Jump to page, tú, where mister Belmont (CDMX; antes de “Juaritos”) knows, exactly! —what Duncan Bridgeman was talking about: México, México, Ra Ra Ra.

Música Guerrera, un film de Duncan Bridgeman y Bernardo Gómez… echó en México.

Dear, Kurt Bardella… Gotcha!

Indeed, Mr. Bardella, indeed—Cousin Joe (a Ronald Reagan fiscal conservative republican) is going to burn you at the stake. Unless, Kurt Bardella, unless… unless that dumb blind country fried lawyer denounces Nancy Reagan for what she was, a ROCK HUDSON denier, Kurt Bardella.

For more unsolicited Gotcha’s, tune in to The Reverend Al Sharpton Show, and 🎶 Please, please, please: support your local GRILLO:

“El Ratón Vaquero”, lo mató… Amigo Aldo (del Quinto Patio) siempre fuiste el más alivianado de la banda y por eso junto con los de REZIZTE (excepto a el que Roco se llevó):
BORDER MANIFESTA forever, pachuco.

But Foist… 🎶🎷🗣 Juárez, no debió de morir—Ay de morir 👣🦵🏻🦶🏽💃🏼🌬 porque si Juárez no hubiera muerto— TODAVÍA VIVIRÍA!

On the next segment of: “Por vivir en quinto patio”, Pata de Perro, explica lo que pasa—¿qué pasa?—cuando uno nombra a las cosas… Jorge Saldaña guest stars on a Blast from a “Cocodrilo—RANFLA!”, from the past.

… 🚕