Special Prime Time Edition for Hilo, Hawaii

It’s the most Wonderful Time of the Year, if you are not, I repeat, if you are not into oligarchs, tyrants, and the occasional “generalissimo” show.

“A todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol”, Ángel Fernández just issued a special jersey to Antonio Helguera (punto y coma) the “franela ⚾️” has the initials DR and like a campaign ribbon on a dress uniform, or as in the staff’s case, a French Fourrager*, it represents the name of foward-advance  campaign, in Helguera’s case is the TASK OF DELIVERING Donald Rumsfeld to the lowest pit in HELL [sin embargo ☝🏻it serves also a a double entendre for “Honoris Causa” for delivering the Architect of THE Misery the last quarter of the XX Century and the first 20 minutes of el siglo 21. Today marks the withdrawal of Yankee exceptionalism from Afghanistan, a war that Donald Rumsfeld designed from the TOP-down. Born in The U.S.A. goes here, to usher in The Weekend, and off-course, The 4th of July and it’s follow-up: BASTILLE THEY!

* These are my credentials.

Primos y Primas, it’s 21h in Hilo, Hawaii, and in TV Land that slot is known as Prime Time, cuñado.

Coming Engagements:

LOS HILOS del GLEASON

Necessary reading material from this “que’s-que pasquín” sin lectores.

Marcos was a Fag, pero eso no es lo que importa, Comandante Galeano, mi pregunta es si su movimiento usa las mismas pantaletas COMO LAS QUE USabAN los abogados de Los 43 de Ayotzinapa y PABLO GLEASON– allá en El Rancho Grande junto con JOHN MILL ACKERMAN y Los Amigos del profesor JIM COHEN en El IHEAL*

Mientras eso pasa, en Palacio Nacional o mismo allá en La Chingada, el presidente de México celebró como un viejo alemán, “The Triumph of the Will” ❗️of the people, claro‼️ así  igualito com lo hizo don Porfirio Díaz con el pueblo Yaqui, mientras que los herederos de Tierra y Libertad, —es decir— los agropecuarios de la agricultura del narco despojan el agua de los pinches indios.

Leni Riefenstahl sure would have been proud and General Porfirio Díaz is impressed with the shifting of the date for “El Informe” version of The State of The Union Address, i mean, all that don Porfirio Díaz ever did besides innovating The Samaritaine ‘de raya’ was to starve and then, slaughter a El Pueblo Yaqui and of course,  the shifting of Mexican Independence Day so that the date of that historical event would fall on his birthday.

* El rancho grande of course makes reference to the time D.A.T. little ol’Eye showed up at La Gare de Lyon to meet the traveling Ayotzinapa committee para “las europas” (punto y coma)…

Loss of signal and dangling participles are in FOO effect! Pero por mientras, since this here is a Live Blog, we Ketch-up with Marcus Miller:

Sir, canceling your way through Vienna is no way to get to Juan (pronounced: Yu'An). Tell you what though, you stay clear from dissing Route 66 like that Schofield son-ovAvitch, and i promise to knot, i repeat, kNOT fuck with Cagnes.

De cualquier puta manera, Comandante Gleano, ahorita lo alcanzo, en estos momentos es hora de cubrir La Hora Local, y Comandante, todas las noticias son locales en este pinchurriento but beautiful Mundo de Libération.

We begin with CaNaDa… those motherfuckers!

…para sacarme a mi, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano PRIETO, de la puta jugada… y, “qué bonita jugada”, diría otro Galeano viendo un partido de fútbol.

Jump to page tú, but Before the Rachel Maddow shows goes to the Soup [nazi] Kitchen, Mehdi Hassan, take a look at the sky just before you turn it over to the last hour, because thar reddish kind of deep apricot peachy color on the Half moon is Zerlina’s Wack-a-Mole board… they (🐘) are half way there.

Avi Velshi is turning Japanese. I really think, —so…

And Jonathan Lemire (AP Lemire/ Rolo) because Eye knows that you are in, like a Capitol Hill TOURIST   in on this joke, listen up you SumBitch, take it from Pete the Rooster and don’t TRUST the AFP, if the Radio France International source (Raphael Morán de la APRO aussi) is correct, French roosters are required BY THE CIVIL CODE to keep an open channel with The Prefecture de Cité (Punto ¥ Coma) and as EVRY Body at the PARIS, France AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL [A.I. placeholder] Siege knows, The Préfecture de Police à Cité favors the GOVERNMENT OF ISRAELand the AFP is in cahoots with The Mexican Government Foreign Service at The Hôtel Colbert.

Don’t Worry, B⊕… Bee Happy.

https ://kfor .com /news /teens-civil-war-reenacting-roosterfound-in-alabama-after-escaping-at-a-cracker-barrel/

B Pos.

No relation to the Sheen brand or, that Mar-a-Lago crap.

Primera Caída sponsored by Midnight Bourbon 15-year special Grand Reserve.

Synopsis:
Avi Velshi joins forces with El Solitario y se van por Cigarros a Hong Kong… hilarity ensues when the Agence France Press offers SANCTUARY to the Associated Press in GAZA

Tale of The Tape

Coff—Coff… now Evry body knows that Avi Velshi is an International Spy-master, but very few initiates realize where “The MAN” recruited Avi Velshi from (punto y coma) here is a list of the timeline from when Avi (real name: SATORO SAYAMA) was just a lovable cub, before Velshi reached his sexual preakness… and turned into a Killing Machine, although Avi’s biographer would add that Velshi was not to proud of his stint as Sammy Lee with them Brits.

Attention Camp:

The following must be read in an Andrew Yang voice:

It’s INTERNATIONAL World Super Bo Bun Bowl Weekend at the Avi Velshi Show in Hong Kong…  Now I know that the Filipinos are not going to agree but, believe me when Eye tells you that “Pac-Man” is with Canelo Álvarez on this one… THE THRILLA IN MANILA cannot, EYE says A Gain: cannot be a part of the INTERNATIONAL World Super Bo Bun Bowl Weekend at the Avi Velshi Show in Hong Kong because Imelda Marcos (FRAMES—… get it?) marcos… is His Panic, period.

Satoru Sayama (debut – 81)
Sammy Lee (Inglaterra, 80)
Tiger Mask (04/81 – 08/83)
Tigre Enmascarado (México, 11/82 – 06/83)
El tigre (UWF-Japón-, 07/84)
Súper Tiger (UWF-Japón-, 08/84 – 09/85)
Satoru Sayama (94 -)
Original Tiger Mask (94 -)
King Tiger (97 -)
Súper Tiger (2005)

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Pabst Blue Ribbon is for fags, BIBI’s got the “Evian Gel Ikæs”… or something like that, King James 🏀 hook 33 🛒

Salty French Fries and Kentucky Bourbon… the Vest. It’s funny because the Sirens are working overtime.

http ://luchalibreespectacular .blogspot .com /2012/12 /satoro-sayama-tiger-mask .html?m=1

Senator Sanders, this is an inter•mission

Dear, Mr. Sanders, please stand-by while Chuck, zaca la Rocha… [W]hile that happens, please be aware that in local Known News, Gael García Bernal brings me, Armando Segovia /Armando Serrano Prieto, back to square one, or 360° with the already established context of this picture (*) below ⬇️

Señor Gael García Bernal, meet International Super Spymaster Avi Velshi, because, señor García, The Velshi has a point, and I am going to break IT!, down to the neo-Zapatistas living la Vida en Rosa ➿ 5B03F977-5B5C-4CE8-8055-B391AF72152A 🔊 VOTE VELSHI before TUESDAY’s Gone in HILO HAWAII!!!

with your recent effort to sand-down (no pun intended) Capitalism for the consumers that created yet another generation of multi-billionaires. Spoiler Alert, you are fighting MONGO from Blazing Saddles (sponsored by Vania®️) the wrong way.

* De las Lunas, Diego, the ones from the month of October are these:

2010 -2015, 2015-2016, 2016-2020, 2020–202?

478F4E62-F865-401A-94C6-5EB020A080F0… Ahora cuéntame una de Flamenco’s Alley à Buzneval (M-9)

So chew on that, mi querido Padre Amargo, while i do the Rounds with The Failed DUNE files.

And George Harrison tells Brontis Jodorowski:

—He’s given Mí, Wa-Wah.

Brontis responds:

— But of course, he HASS, silly Wabbit, HE’s the Water Bearer that follows a G.O.A.T. on L.S.D., D.A.T.’s what HE Do!

—_φ 不 φ_— Breaking El Tres de Enero —_φ ㄓφ_—

With that in mind, Senator Sanders, across La Mancha, the Rosbifs are mixin’–and–matching CORONAshots with their Beefeathers… Ahhhhh!!! The nerve on them dogs, Lindsey Reiser, and you are Knot there to report on IT!, Lindsey.

https ://www .irishtimes .com /news /world /uk /uk-allows-for-mix-and-match-covid-19-vaccines-in-rare-circumstances-1.4449014? mode=amp

And Lindsey, Eye does Knot want to hear a “well, no one told Mí, about her” because off-course you know what this means, eh?

Off-course you do, Senator Sanders, this is how Canucks got mutated into the mix. Eye warns that if the Queen’s health ministry continues to be so doGDamn cavalier the world is going to see another batch of Australians, and you can Forget about new Kiwis for Easter with this new RAVE mix.

“How can you have any [Kiwis] if you’re going to Mix’em‽”

 

El Comandante Pink,
O.N.C.A. Special Services

Witt moore on D.A.T., Senator Sanders, Melissa Villaseñor’s evil cousin “the SotoMajor” from the SotoMajors of the Marianne Clan reports from the thorny side of the Senate.

Over on the Tennessee scene, the long-lost illegitimate grand-son of Nakatomi Tower failed base jumper Hans Gruber just had a “Sheer Heart Attack” after the Coffin showed a Clip of how the Brave Melissa extracted Dolly Parton from the FOX PLAZA Nashville (Hours) before The Big Christmas Boom Blast.

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Sanding-down Capitalism with Sanders: https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021 /01 /02 /politica /imposible-domesticar-el-capitalismo-hay-que-darle-fin-ezln/

Cueros de rana $ 931 Billion stronger: https ://eu .usatoday .com /story /money /2020 /12 /01 /american-billionaires-that-got-richer-during-covid /43205617/

Previously on The Rock that shaded Mars

Deer, Chris Rock:

Aguas

¡Aguas!!!

Take a closer look, Sir… you know what else ne marche pas le mardi?

— Bars in France.

To which a bunch of Rosbifs (and some Scots) suggested that they change (convert) the name of all Frog dives to P.S.I..

This has BEAN a CaramBAR joke.

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What would Jimmy do?

Efeméride para Juan Pablo

Efeméride para Juan Pablo — IT’s an Ideology, not a CULT  .:. 88EA0399-B879-4FE7-8965-EB5FB0333EEC 🎥 D.A.T. D.A.R.E. is quite a COIN•Sí•DANCE, Rolo Lamire, what’s D.A.T.? Last Tango on your Wall‽

It was 40 years ago, the show that asks Mika Brzezinski what the 39th President of the United States would do if instead of a Pole, a Gaucho had visited Washington, “all those years ago”.

Misheard quotes over the known news.

Maybe I’m a muse”, said Donald John Trump upon learning that Jimmy Page is immune to any copyright lawsuit.

— COINcidently on that STAIRWAY (which now has been named after Herr Goebbles) to the Truman Balcony, at “the peoples house” in Washington, D.C., and where Donald gave the entire Universe a Masters Class in Propaganda, “There’s a (first) Lady WHOs sure, all that glitters is Gold,” and she SURE IS fighting The COVID’s on account that if she goes, she’s not getting anywhere near the gates of heaven… Yeah Buddy.

And Kasie DC, must öüï remind thee that Zeppelin goes here‽.

Y En Chiapas

Y En Chiapas .:. BFC54581-857F-491A-9A08-015A75F6A183 👞🥾👟👠🥿👡 Los ZAPATIsTAS se ponen flamencos con La Unión Europea.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/10/06 /iremos-a-europa-a-encontrar-lo-que-nos-hace-iguales-ezln -7445 .html

[COINcidence, Cousin Joe?… only if it’s Joe Cuba, from el barrio, just ask our Left–of–CNBC representative in the eastern part of the Bronx, portions of northcentral Queens, and Rikers Island in New York City]

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With D.A.T. in mind, öüï now return to the FT’s accurate assessment of Latin America’s newest strongarm. But to be fair, the proposal for a referendum that asks the Mexican electorate if past presidents of “the backyard”, as “the company” calls Tamaulipas and the rest of the federation that makes up “El Plan Mérida” and other assorted “dirty wars”, should be subject to accountability under a Mexican court of law, —which, by that güey— in the case of Mexico that particular referendum is not necessarily a despot’s move, again, in the case of México, what was strange about that whole incentive was the wording concocted by John Mill Ackerman and delivered by Andrés Manuel López Obrador, WHO, by that güey happens to be the Ackerman household maternal unit’s spiritual leader and, boss…