Tag Archives: *Dangling Participle – Salma Hayek

“Get off of my plaza” — Janvier 1965, page 7 of El Mundo de Le Monde

But FO’ist!!!

Entitled cat. Breaking update: Mr. Novak will be performing down Victoria’s way.

DJOKO GETS A MEXICAN VISA to look at Kangaroos and possibly a fair share of syphilitic Koalas.
No word yet if Mr. Novak will be able to swing his racket Downunder.

Successeur de M. Lopez Mateos à l’Internationale socialiste de Veracruz

[Nereidas suena como fondo]
https ://www .sortiraparis .com /actualites /a-paris /articles /210710-crue-de-la-seine-paris-en-vigilance-jaune

X marks the spot… shoot to kill.

Le président Diaz Ordaz mettra l’accent sur l’expansion économique du Mexique, or how i learned to love el PRI in the role of el MOvimiento  de REnegados NAcionales

In recent news, congratulations to “La Vieja del Sapo productions” who just secured a juicy contract with la Bibliothèque publique d’infomercials à Beaubourg.

Marilyn the misfit… well, you have already heard about Frida’s troubled relation with the American, “surgeon sons of bitches²“… but Eye is willing to bet that THE FRANCE-AMÉRIQUE are unaware that Frida Kahlo was a fervent ANTIDENTITE!!! Öüï can attest that her grill was just as fucked up as those 8 Spinal Chop-Chop Tap operations that she went through. Spinal Tap, man! Spinal Tap.

².~https ://www .karger .com /article /fulltext /91136

    1. Kettenmann A: Frida Kahlo. Köln, Taschen, 2003.

https ://www .pinterest .jp /pin/449585975274380433

“La Frida”, as she is known in La Colonia ROMA, secured a security guard position with the Centre Pompidou after a judge in Mexico ruled that the heirs of the FRIDA KAHLO ESTATE can profit from the COPYRIGHT mug shot of Salma Hayek.

True to form, FRIDA wasted no time to plug* her Tam-Tam™ tangas, all while delivering a sucker punch to the American Ambassador’s neighbor at rue Gabriel:

*.~ to take the opportunity to advertise and/or self-promote an idea, a statement or a lowdown dirty ass mattress they sale

Obligatory mask in your ass³

… and She Was, the little creature she was.

³.~ Ewe literally can’t write this shit up.

And, Katty Key… sorry that Eye mispelled your name, “La Xingada” follows

Ladies in Gemini, this is a Time delayed overview of Caracas

And in Hollywood,

https ://asegovia3 .com /2021/04/19 /downtown-inset-scheduled-stops/

Where’d ya’say that Quinta was located at?
” Le Mexique est un pays d’une classe modeste très foutue […] qui ne va pas s’en sortir. Pour la télévision, c’est une obligation d’apporter du divertissement à ces personnes et de les sortir de leur triste réalité et de leur avenir difficile. La classe moyenne, la classe moyenne inférieure, la classe moyenne supérieure. Les gens riches comme moi ne sont pas des clients, parce que nous, les riches, nous nous n’achetons rien”, Emilio Azcárraga Milmo, El Tigre.
Traduit avec http://www.DeepL.com/Translator (version gratuite)

“See what happens when a dirty bum meets the filthy rich.”
https ://www .infobae .com /america /mexico /2021/05/07 /el-dia-que-emilio-azcarraga-dijo-que-hacia-television-para-jodidos/

And, Katty Kay, meet Lucía, Anda, meet Lucía, why don’t you, y de Paso, here’s another name for Aristegui:

I Told you so, pinche Frida.
https ://monoaureo .com /2021/11/30 /andy-y-su-fabrica-de-chocolate/… Ketch~Up, kid.

In Local News, Spain brings the Flamenco to Les Halles and there is nothing that THE PARIS TOURISM BOARD can do about it.

Anyhow, Adrienne Elrod, KNOT to be outdone by Antonio Banderas and the Andalucía Tourism Board next to Frida’s Tangas Shop at Châtelet on La Rue de Cinéma, Willie Geist (hello Sir) is bringing out don jamón~jamón in the Role of Lucie’s crutch for his Little League Sunday Show.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt4995540/ Being The Ricardos

Or… as Noelia Gregorio Fernández in LA RIOJA says:
Knot another pinche CHOLO con una pinche GÜERA moovie

Just like the good’Ol THEYS of La GUAYABERA Blanca… Horacio-en-milenio comes courtesy of el monoaureo _ ese.

The news of Bardem playing the Cuban card on the Mambo Kings channel threw Banderas off the charts and so Antonio had only one thing that he could do and that was to squat the dang-on Rotunda of The American Style Mall in Saint Eustache and now po’SANTA is outside in the Cold-Cold Quad.

The gypsie caravan released a flyer stating that “El Duende” would be appearing next to LOS HILOS de ARIANNE for like the next two days. And that Pablo Picasso would be manifesting sometime before dinner time on the aforementioned Rotunda. And he did… that motherfucker passed right next to Los Hilos de Arianne.

With that in Mind, let Mí remind Monica AlBa that Eye is not Xicano… but according to La Rioja, Ewe is³, additionally Öüï should never-ever-ever call Mí “His~panic”, and Chuck Todd better not call Mí “cholo”.

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3 .Bandit Mexicain.
4 . Equivalent a bandido
5 . Fait ici référence aux bandits mexicains installés à la frontière entre les États-Unis et Le Mexique
6 . Jeune Mexicain venant d’un milieu pauvre et vivant aux États-Unis à la fin des années 1950, souvent rejeté par la société à cause de sa manier de parler, ses coutumes ou encore ses habitudes vestimentaires.
7³ . Terme péjoratif identifiant une personne d’origine mexicaine vivant aux États-Unis.

Cinémas d’Amérique latine #29

El humor en el cine chicano contemporáneoParodia y transnacionalismo en la trilogía de El Mariachi de Robert Rodriguez
By: Noelia Gregorio Fernández (universidad de Alcalá, docente investigadora de La Rioja).
Witt special mention to PAGE 119;
and of course Raphaël Morán’s neighbor, the one and only, Freddy Cats…

Originally published on 22 Nov, 2015: —!— Arte plástico en Montreuil-sous-Bois, 2012. Exposición adentro de una “panadería de pan”. En el contexto del tiempo y del espacio, se tienen que considerar dos puntos de vista, uno siendo el del artista plástico y su manifiesto sobre el concepto artístico, ‘Noche de los Muertos #3’; y dos, la de las noticias que salían de Ciudad Juárez Chihuahua durante el sexenio de Felipe Calderón Hinojosa. || Foto de la calle, capturada por armando segovia / segoviaspixes… you can keep the photo, no license is being claimed.

3 . Mexican bandit.
4 . Equivalent to bandido … {and isn’t that redundant, pues}
5 . Refers to the Mexican bandits living on the border between the United States and Mexico… {like FREDDY CATS-es-ese figurines???}
6 . Young Mexican from a poor background living in the United States at the end of the 1950s, often rejected by society because of his way of speaking, his customs or his clothing habits. {Ah, for FuCkS sake, if you change Young for Old that is Mí in Paris, France!}
7³ . Pejorative term identifying a person of Mexican origin living in the United States. {Let’s stop for a second here and Let ALICIA MENENDEZ deconstruct this one for both of us, Eye don’t think that that word means what you think it means}.

Translated with http://www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

Notes de Traductrices de Master 2 du CETIM de l’université de Toulouse Jean Jaurès sous direction de CAROLE FILLIÈRE
Pg. 114Éléments Parodiques Dans La Trilogie El MAriachi : Le Personnage Masculin En Tant Que “Bandido/Greaser“
La notion de masculinité latina sera, yada, yada, yada… 3 stéréotypes liés a cette masculinité parodiée (et la criminalilté) chicanal mexicaine : le bandido fronterizo5, le pachuco6 et le cholo7(3), tous ces clichés associés d’une façon ou d’une autre à l’archétype du bandido latino.

https ://www .theolivepress .es /spain-news /2020/06/05 /andalucian-government-invests- e22 – 5- million -in-promotional-campaigns-to-attract-tourists-featuring-hollywood-star-antonio-banderas/

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Previously on, “Como México no hay deux”… DUNE 1984 ~ Blue Velvet 1985

Page 55 ~ 71 “The Complete Lynch” by David Huges and if you are wondering what this has to do with Salma Hayek’s World, be ready to be Rachel Madd-ified… Let’s Go Sailin’

Having turned down Return of The Jedi, and failed to find a home at Francis Ford Coppola’s world, yada, yada, yada… Lynch accepted to direct DUNE.
Filming began at Estudios Churubusco in México on 30 March 1983, with Herbert himself present to clap the first slate.

Our systems are down but take it from Mí, Bliss is an arm-chair social justice avatar.

If youse gonna blame IT§ on something, blame it on the Air.

Herbert also spoke of the problems that plagued the film: the necessity to bribe Mexican officials before you could work or ship your film, shoddy equipment and the worst air in the world.

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@segoviaspixes (@SegoArma) / Twitter

Page 6 _ The U.K. Subs

Dear, WordPress “Happines Geniuses,” if you are not reading, I have a problem with my publishing ship. My BROWSER continues to be JAMMED on all (except this undisclosed location at the Villejuif Underground sublet squat) browsers. Öüï suspects foul play from the Paris Tourism Board and the Melle. Pitch Awards.

Anyhow our apologies to Mr. Alejandro Jodorowski because RIGHT ABOUT NOW, little ol’Eye was supposed to be in the middle of the  KNIFE IN THE BACK episode of a DUNE ride³ (1973 – 1977) denied*.

Australia is the concurrence – Aussi… and before i forget que se nos olvida: Viva México, cabrones.

³.} Dune (Alejandro Jodorowsky) — Wikipédia (wikipedia.org)
* “Cotejado… ».

Instead, i am left to CATCH up and review the Frida-Hayek diet-shroom churro called “BLISS” in where ISABEL or, rather, the “ugly world” version of a mad scientist that leaves his her “SOUL MATE” out-and-out in Beverly Ville (75020). It’s based on a TROU story.

After the break and, whenever the Paris Tourism Board allows the expat part of the U.S. in Paname, our Mexican ass is going to bring you the DARK side of Ringo STARR:

We All Live In a Biden Submarine, and Eye quotes:

A Biden Submarine

Please don’t shoot the Messenger, remember now, Austraila is the Enemy. Ask yourself, Madame Hidalgo:

Do you think that it is a coincidence that The Motor Bike of that fellow Johnny Holliday went up on the same day that the UK Subs demanded a “Contract” from « La Compañia ? »… C’mon—MANNNNN!!! Didn’t you watch the BON SCOTT interview? Scott lays it all out on the French and Eye quotes, “their rock and roll,” and he is not too kind with that other fellow from the Knights In Satan Service, from New York City… bunch of clowns who really hail from the Motor City.

@segoarma “we don’t need no hashtags”

Dig it… on the set with The Masked Singer

Like a Rolling Stone
Like a Rolling Stone
Like a Rolling Stone

Tattoo You, Track 5 and SIX:
V._ Black Limousines, PAGE 248, [ibid., TOURNOUX ’64] ; “Dans la voiture personnelle du Führer”.
SIX._ Neighbors, to the East « les boches » to the South, “les grenouilles contre les grenouilles.”

Like the FBI
And the CIA
And the BBC

Just the facts, Sirene Claire. S.v.P… So Pena de que “tus labios” se te hagan ChiShahRron.

B.B. King

BBBFEA74-F8DE-4011-A894-5E019701BD89… Deer, Rachel Maddow, “Watch this space ».

And Doris Day…
Matt Busby!

… [A]nd Katty Kay, of course you know that Sam Stein is strained through the Reyes bloodline, right? What do you think makes of Sam an Ugly Mexican, an Espontáneo knot a Sachverständiger, “or whatever.” 👄 Page 252 [ibid. Tournoux ’64] AND SALMA HAYEK… Sam Stein was not expecting your role in Mayor Pete’s “Oscar Meyer” infraSchtrucTuraTion solution for people WHO never Walk in El Ey!!!! Gooooo Dodgers! 🥋🥋🥋

Dig it
Dig it
Dig it
Dig it
That was “Can You Dig It?” by Georgie Wood
And now we’d like to do “Hark the Angels Come“

Tops… people WHO know, know that Tops is a leftover corrido de “Les Cailloux” from CATHERINE DENEUVE’s « Little Coco’s Head Soup ». In the frame the inspiration for Black Limousine, a fuckin’ Mobile (Alabama) heißes Würstchen 🌭

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Track 8; TOPS.