Category Archives: Relapso al gacetillerismo

Actualizaciones que correspondan a la fecha del calendario en curso.
Efemérides a la infamia —o la gloria— de los involucrados partiendo del los eventos que fueron o van marcando a los Estados Unidos Mexicanos: México.

La négritude de los chicanos, episode Tú

And, Nikole Hanna-Jones, it’s 19h in Hilo, Hawaii and 7 am at Orly, and pay no attention to the Allies tanto en la popa como en la proa del perimetro “PRATTICO” del Grand Palais.

Paisano oriundo de Roma, colonia, casi esquina con Sanborns

… Think i’m lying? I mentioned “prattico” no porque la forma arquitectónica of the Big Palace is shaped like a FIXED-WING{s} aircraft, after all the fuckn’ place first Expo was of airplanes. No big surprise there. Anyhow, we last left La Place de La République with the Vision of a Big ol’V behind Marianne. Chuck De Gaulle was about to give his big ol’Speech proclaiming the end of a series of Spaghetti Republics that had plagued France with Banana Republic hopes which only benefited the Opus Dei and the future uncomfortable friends of this guy called Zammour in 2021.

desfile3… 111 {years} and Eye quotes: One and One and One is Three; Come Together now, do the maths. —_!_— Needs banana for size.

Naturally, this being France “El Fondo también es Forma” y viceversa, como el horario entre Paris y Hawaii. Think of George C. Scott asking Kentuckians what it was that they were going to tell thier Chinese overlords in 2026 when they asked of them, where were you when LEADER McCONNEL secured for you a future in the shit shoveling trade industry? Or something like that.

CENTO giorni (1966)… after the break how UNA CALLE DE PARIS invented LAS TELENOVELAS in Churubusco… and all because of the fuckn’ Grand Palais and this Malraux guy and his “wing man” Reynold Arnould. PERRO EN “EL PÉRIPH” follows.

En fin, the resolution/denouement of the Mexican version of Blazing Saddles, titled “LAS FUERZAS VIVAS” (Ora Agora Mandas Tu… in Portugal) arrives to the same predicament/opportunity that André Malraux had when Chuckles asked of him to take care of EL FONDO for him at la muy mentada Plaza de La República.

Niezniszczalne sily in POLAND… Can you spot the “V” shape beween the prolétariat and das kapital? For the record, Susana Puveda, ARMANDO SILVESTRE is just a redundant outdoors complement. Screen Grab is courtesy of the interwebs and the creators of the cartelera en cuestión.

… https ://www .filmaffinity .com /es /film 765812 .html

Coming attractions:

Que pase el desgraciado — What Ewe see is what Ewe get

El Tigre de Santa Julia starring the President of Mexico as Mi-Nino Roto.

 

Previously on, “abiertamente blindado” on PBS (Pabst Bleu Sceau)

Seaux = Knot hallmark… and Lindsey Reiser, that’s a lot of Ewe’s with Debbie Wasser{iel*} from your co-host… sniff — sniff… i smell baby carrots.

https ://www .liberation .fr /politique /presidentielle-la-chasse-sur-les-chemins-de-la-campagne -20211119 _VXJHYHOPPVEV5PF4ZX4J5WVMHQ/

— “Ehhhhhh, what’s up Doc? »

Check your barrels at the door.

Breaking the news, In KEnoSha, Wisconsin, Ellison Barber froze to ice, The McLaughlin Blonde is putting on the gloves. The events outside of the Rittenhouse Memorial Courthouse, in KEnoSha, Wisconsin, have triggered Parisians to move out to the so-called “CAMPAGNE” to join HUNTING CLUBS… Adrianne “Elmer” Elrod Fudd reports.

 

Baby Carrots In American Politics

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2021 /nov /15 /sacre-bleu-french-flag-changes-colour-but-no-one-notices THE FIRST WOMAN OF COLOR taking over the FREE WORLD for 85 New York minutes.

Coma frutas y verduras and “consult your urologist if you wonder what your manhood should look Like” use small carrot for size comparison with Senator Kevin McCarthy.

I took the wrong turn at Saint Malo but don’t look back {when} in Angers… she’s in a family full of ex–centrics 

*.~ per Le Robert new standard on Sociétal Reconnaissance in the French flag.

And, Kier Simmons, guess what? — It’s WeekEnd Edition

https://www.lefigaro.fr/flash-actu/l-americain-kyle-rittenhouse-qui-a-tue-deux-manifestants-antiracistes-acquitte-20211119

And Ellison Barber… you are out of uniform, it’s casual Jackson THEY, like whatever! C’mon, Ellison, take off them gloves… it can’t be less than -3° Celsius Clay. 

And Hallie Jackson, lemme jump in… ‘member when “tumbler” had a different whiff in the news?

ISSY, “whiff” is the proper noun… and it’s part of a Social Order, Monica Alva {33:3 EST same spot where the Turkeys Guajolotes yesterday were taking selfies}.

A young William Barr {RACINE,WI ; 13:58 UTC –6} is doing the after party at the rittenhouse Scot free trial… go home, Mike Richards. That’s the law… sorry if Eye mispelled your name.

And in local news, it’s last week to they and 300 pastors {Ministers, pues}… all of them honorary Mexicans on REVOLUTION rememberence day… in Canada, why Cànàda, Ambassador RICE? Mauricio Garcés will explain, IT!, for you.

But FO’ist, the Bobs {knot the boobs} are neck deep on in The Oval Office and Öüï is not even talking about WaWa Gate. In the ART world this is called ART DECO. Art Deco, like Mexican pre-columbian art is Tax Free at CDG, ORLY and NICE… and you know that can’t be bad.

Courtesy of LA JORNADA in PROCESS{o}…
2021-11-18 Reunión de el presidente de México- Andrés Manuel Lopez Obrador y el primer ministro de Cànada  Justin Trudeau.

[­¡Ah-rroz!]

In Paris, it’s incest rememberence day, and Mika, i {armando segovia} knows what Charlie Sykes is thinking of in Oh-hi-hO… his grandchildren in France had a better future in West Virginia [Banjo{s} duel goes here] and that’s a catch phrase for Carmela Soprano’s new and improved Au Pied du Cochon in Saint Eustache.

And Susan Page, does Eye really need to smack Cousin Joe in that big noggin of his to make him spit the Philippe Labró source? You got it leather Queen…

The heart of Rock and Roll is in D.C..

Page Eight, baby, EL OCHO… of N°2625 of Le Matin Cnews Direct…

But FO’ist, it begs to be a beggar to ask the question: WHY? Why in the FIRST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED, expresso-drinking, croissant-dipping, truffle diggin’ Puériculture world at Le Jardin des Plantes would France need a plan against fucking children? Why?

And then the International Infant Day was invented at Le Grand Palais… note to non-readers at the Morning ‘comrade’ Joe Show: The Big Palace at Place Clemenceau is under de-Construction and so the Infant Day rememberence ceremony is hereby moved to Le Parvis de La Mairie de Paname en Paris.

And, Susan Page {knot the RICE} New Jersey called, La Pundita wants her look back… and Heilemann, of course you know that this must be read in an Andrew Dice Clay “london calling” leather jacket look.

Note to non-sponsors at MONOPRIX®… let’s roll, Eye will bring the Rock.

TimeStamp: 3 minutes ’till Bpi Shutdown… Fuck The Police… by Joey Starr, or some Frog like that.

And… she’s back — A closer look at the situation

Curly Heilemann is such a bootleg orthodox, bringing out The Rock to talk about mañana… and on Deadline, that “Sumbeetch”.

En fin, tocayo, all that Öüï is saying, is that looking back at the WINGS that fell from the sky, —literally inches from where my Sac-a-Dos goes— earlier today, is that Öüï sure is happy that it wasn’t the Ebony and Ivory rendered in this screen-tribute from “Tacho de Tachotitlán” vía el monoaureo below ⤵️

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Philippe Labró’s “Bottom line” audio track featuring Leslie Jones

https ://www .france24 .com /en /live-news /20201212-french-law-on-filming-police-triggers-third-weekend-of-protests

The very French call’em « les petits canailles — Ultra Violent ! »…

People WHO know, call this stage of “it takes a VILLAGE to raise a pleb”, —the terrible threes, period .:. 8B8F837D-9DD1-4049-BFA5-195D9C40B198 3️⃣

Still to come, The Continuing Story of Mongo, and the time that Mongo hitChed a Ride with Casey Jones and Captain Trips.

It’s a segment we titled, of Course, TRUCKING with Lindsey Reiser at a roadhouse in Michigan. Our first Stop is at Avi Velshi’s Carmen Santiago meets Indiana Jones themed big rig resto stops.

The scene/setting is reminiscent of Hanna Barbera’s “Wacky Races” to Louisville, Kentucky, but instead of eccentric vehicles with interesting cartoon characters what the Sunday morning plebs across The Atlantic get is a bunch of 18-Wheelers (WHO are just as wacky and eccentric as any of the hats worn by Dick Dastardly, or Avi Velshi) escorted by U.S. Marshall Buford T. JUSTICE and The Grateful Dead Desperado’s Security Detail.

The Green Flag is waved at exactly 14h32 in Portage, Michigan Standard Times, and THEY ARE OFF. YOGI THE BEAR is lead pole riding on a U.P.–what–Can–Brown–DO–for–You—ese.

After retirement, Sheriff Justice went to work for the U.S. Marshalls, and because of his experience dealing with truckers, Marshall Buford was hand-picked by President–elect Biden to escort the Corona antidote to Fort Knox.

https ://eu .usatoday .com /story /entertainment /tv /2020/10/16 /leslie–jones–her-supermarket-sweep-revival-and–leaving–snl /3659662001/

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Skateboarding is not a Crime, period!

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Las fuentes de “Nick”… « Kill the G.O.P. », how about that, Michael Steele‽ Tell you what Mr. Steele, i’m gonna let you enjoy your shopping experience on that big flat screen of yours, and let you float down to that “flat lander¹” one-dimensional frame of mind of The Republican Party, now should Tiffany Cross consider explaining to the “Black Friday” shoppers, next week on her show, just what a heck the acronym Government. Of. the People. means, that would be very helpful for the “flat Earth reaganites” yearning for an American Style dictatorship that Ronald Reagan promised to Newt Gingrich and Charles Joseph Scarborough in the mid-90’s. 🎶 Oh Happy Theys, oh happy Theys.

Australia is the enemy, “authorities can hack, take over, and add incriminating data to your computer”.

And just to keep up with the trend for dystopian police-states, Australia wants to jail journalist[s]for up to 5-years if they don’t reveal their sources.

🎶 If you buy that I’ll throw the Bercy Bridge in, gratuit.

Knock on would:
https ://thenewdaily .com .au /life /tech /2020/12/10 /dutton-surveillance-bill-australia/

Pg. 12, Nº 2567, FRANCE ⚡️ BD2E098B-D1C4-4754-8971-476B329D156F .:. Manifestations contre la loi sécurité globale, “l’article 24 ne passe pas”. CNEWS 11/12/2020.

It’s a Mediapart weekend update and when we return it’s, “desde el cielo una hermosa mañana” with Lupita Lastweek Toudey.

🎶 It was twenty years ago TOUDEY…

Indeed, it was 20 years ago this Weekend Edition, when The Supreme Court of the united states of America CEMENTED Nicole Wallace’s commentary gig on the alphabet soup of punditry on the C-SPAN* trust fund.

* C-SPAN created by cable in the USA as a non-profit.

Indeed, Brian Williams, indeed… on a Guadalupana Eve The SCOtus decided that Al Gore could head back to Tennessee, —and open up a media channel— and for Nicole Wallace the GO-Light to march her twisted little smile to the White House Communication cadre.

To celebrate Phil Griffin came up with the excellent idea to have a recently rejected Saturday Night Live comedienne troll the MSNBC’s with uncle-Bob-style captured video and the novel idea of providing her “commentary” for The Rachel Maddow Show.

Insiders suggests that Seth Meyers is actually the asshole who came up with the idea to have Leslie Jones copy our most non-consequential Draft/Content (time-stamps) which accounted for an incident that happened at the UNESCO way back in 2016… does anybody remember 2016‽

Tijuana’s ZETA was there… we spoke briefly but after locking eyes with the publisher of that Mexican newspaper it was clear that the Mexican Delegation at the Unesco had placed a 10-foot stay-away-from this prick ring at that particular gathering. Buzzfeed was the Australian in that bunch.

September 27th, 2020 — The abc’s of CMYK

Previously on the Musical section of this most non consequential gacetilla en forma de blog-PRESS, The Fab Four were in the middle of their Set, “Fuck The Squares”.

… “What Eye gots, you gotta Take IT! Put IT in Ewe”

Televisa Monitos presents:
The Sunday Funnies

Here’s an idea, with the challenges of a date so close to Nov. 3, 2020, it would probably BEE BEST to reach a compromise with the whole Enchilada at the SCOTUS dinning hall, Hear MÍ out Sean Penn:

A lot of talk is going around this talk of adding seats to the SCOTUS MESS Hall, our position on this is the same as when visiting a food festival: go with less.

Öüï suggested, and the staff agreed that the number of Supreme Court Justices in America sin acento should be 7 and not 9, and here’s why Dario Moreno (de Francia).

Let’s talk SHOP with Avi Velshi, pues, and since the fucking Country (we are talking AMERICANA code here) is set on the SAE Standard and there is no such thing as a 5/4 OPEN END wrench in Stanley’s toolbox, Then it seems to u.s. that CLICK & Clack would go ahead and recommend A 3/4 socket to your face.

“… [4] D.O.S.E. of you who still drive.”
Individual “one” on:
[00/00/00]

Eye did tell y'all

Eye did warned y’all, —Yesterday— that a Hex was coming your WAY.

With that most infallible logic then, Öüi also suggested, that contrary to unpopular belief, D.A.T.  D.A.R.E  are no loose screws under our hood, because as y’all can SEA fo’your selves on the SAE chart, a 3/4 wrench is the proper Tool to a adjust any 1/2 that is in need of a TWIST.

Natural sounds (obviously) then went ahead and asked Eye, “WHO then, should be removed from the bench in order to properly torque America’s half for the sake of the whole?”.

… [A]nd Eye mused, “how about Öüï selects from a random set of little Balls (like in AMLO’s Lotería Nacional para la asistencia de la VENTA de un puto Avión) and a set of Boobs,” so hear Mí out, Jennifer López.

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Yeah Buddy! After the staff clears the Carpool lane on the Eschatological Highway to Porcelains Bowl, Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo se va pa’l Pueblo, where a cover Trio of “Los Panchos”, called “Los Velshi’s” are going to headline the Chilli Fest in that damn Colorado town, just North of Truth and Consequences on Eye–25 in New Mexico, —off course.

September 21st, 2020 — Watch her folks…

In•Deed, it is Knot!, Alicia Menendez, the FO’ist time that a certain Republican femina from Maine gets all of the Peacock segment of the cable news programming all hopeful about that bitch voting for the correct side of history, and instead, Senator Collins goes and votes for the Right’s side of the agenda, just sayn’.

¡Sí Se Pudo!!!

Dear, Sen. Harris

Dear, Senator Harris, the staff of this most non-consequential blog left a message that öüï (that basterd!) knows that Alicia Menendez is Knot going to read .:. A7AF06AD-6AFB-4C42-887C-BA150993B25F .:. Senator Harris:
you had u.s. at the mention of Bootsy Collins and Parliament Funkadelic.

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An American Milestone… in Kilometers it translates to “un chingo y dos costales”.

200,000 Died. We Are N° 1. (Thank You, President TRUMP). WE ARE N° ONE. Yessssssss! And it is not even HALLOWEEN Yet! Can’t hardly wait for Christmas, neta que no, Alicia Menendez, neta que no.

Any güey, Alicia, September is “Hispanic Memory Month” and isn’t it Bee-Fitting D.A.T. the Great State of Georgia would get the distinctive parallel referente of Colonia Dignidad, in Chile‽ And you know, Alicia Menendez, that distinction would not have been possible if Augusto Donald Trump had not been installed by a foreign nation (Russia) using America’s favorite Company… In•deed.

Can't make this up

Can’t make this up .:. 26B8A733-77EF-4F93-A4D4-96AB28C74878 .:. Eso sí, Alicia Menendez, no se puede.

Anyhow, gonna binge-watch Lucifer (2015 Season One), it seems that the synopsis of D.A.T. show is that the Devil himself, no–less, develops emphatic feelings for us talking Monkees, something that the orangutan (our apologies to King Louie) in-charge can’t possibly figure out.

 

Lunes 14 de septiembre, 2020 — A Tale of Two “cachitos”

Cambio de Tercio with KC/DC

… Ladies in Gemini, remain seated, there is no need to panic, a few moments ago gremlins got in the way of our nap, and Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo inserted the wrong pre-recorded zinger on the Certains l’aiment with Susana Puveda [slot].

Skip the middle man

Fuck the middleman, that’s what Marco Rubio and “little Havana” are for .:. 3F037D89-4A38-4ADF-AD49-17A03337B5F6 📰 … [A]nd in Washington, Avi Vittali single handedly “MURDERED” the « She Session » on the KC-DC time-slot.

With D.A.T. in mind, please note that NATalio Reyes Colas, and KNOT, Nat•King•Cole, is under the jupes de Suzi… aussi, dichas « jupes » no son de Suzi, dichas “ JUPES” son de una tal MABEL! —But everyone knew her as Kasie, said a guy next to Faul.

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Over at Ashley Parker’s penthouse:

A show about NADA

A show about NADA… and it came to pass, that at the start of HisPanic Heritage Month (in Florida) Kasie DC was short-circuited by a swift Way To Early AC jolt from “CACHITO” N°1.

The Plant
— Deer Lorde, Ashley! Did you get a hair-doo?

Ashley Parker
It’s for the dîner gig at the Community Theater.

The Plant:
The one with the Nazis from Natchez?

Ashley:
Yup. I got the role.

The Plant:
What’s the waitresses name?

Ashley:
It’s SALLY.

[Pre-recorded track for the 19 o’Clock timestamp of 09/14/2020 in CET]:

La fiesta ya comenzó

🎹 La fiesta ya comenzó .:. 50EC46FF-60E6-4249-A45E-377556B27FFA

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In the Today Eye Learned nuggets:

Dear, Joe Biden

Dear, Joe Biden .:. 2A1E69BF-8ADC-4D7C-BCDD-79EEE3BAC63F .:. Hello, Joe. Let’s pretend Trump is ousted in November, tell Mí, what’s fake and what is true in this RT-by any other name–report, aussi, this is “cachito” n°2.

 

It appears that from the perspective of a note left here at the controls, Mayor Bloomberg is a “Latino leader”, according to the news coming out of CACHITO N°1…

In the words of a Tennessee historian from the Willie Geist neck of the Woulds: It’s a–gonna–bee a hell of TEST on the well lit porch of Ivy Leaguers, or something like D.A.T..

Adventures in Transliteration and Interpretation

Tonight’s Jazz Hour is sponsored by
D.A.T. Old Western Texas Town of El Chuco, yeah buddy, Day took er yerbs and our spaiz!

Note to Siren:
Copying from a Nereid will constitute an order of Sopapillas to go!

https ://www.fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip /club-jazzafip-du-samedi-08-aout-2020

For 99% of the grade the Siren will transliterate the following Establishment’s motto, just South of Paisano Dr. and adequate, IT!, to today’s INTERNATIONAL DAY OF LE CHAT(a).:

“Para burritos: El Burro Medallas”

Yes DAY is!

Yes DAY is! .:. 0EE1713D-AFD4-479B-8C8E-10F5CA05CE36 🐭 Attention shoppers, is your Doggie acting funny near your Puss? Did you know that D.A.T. little pussy of yours could very well bee a Coronavirus host! Yeah, Buddy, so don’t forget to pick-up a Hydroxicloroquine test kit from LABORATORIOS CAMACHO en la calle STANTON, and find out if your pussy is compromised or if Buddy just wants to play with fluffy… and don’t forget to Grab a Barr of: Jabón del Perro Agradecido.

1% of the grade if you eat it.

Aspersions on my cilantro

From the burritos that brought you .: 5F6192A0-B564-4841-B9A1-E8300027C182:. Aspersions On My Cilantro and, MENUDO, comes this ensamble de La Nonna del Claustro… Can you smell what my finger tips are cooking?

 * Vide… del verbo “ voir ”, not to bee confused with the sense of sound, which as the good people of the Festival Internacional del Norte, Poesía en Tránsito (pero por los interwebs) know que tiene que ver con synapses que detonan a partir de La Oreja de Van Gogh. Y ya mejor ni nos metemos con los sentires transitivos del olfato porque doña Vilma se nos puede poner excited.

Yo lo vide
¿Tú lo vitez?
Ella y Él lobieron
Nosotros semos ciegos
Ustedes sordos’tan
Ellos y Ellas ni cuenta

And oh, Snap! Over at the 10 am in EST Baby Blue Cross’ got a Yellow Maxwell on her tail. On that circuit, a Siren screamer is casting spells on Cassandra… you are not foolin’ anybody Dr. Garret, Eye saw them hand gestures at le théâtre de la Ville in Arthur Miller’s « Les Sorcières de Salem ».